I Met Simon Birch

[DJEvelEd]

<img height="84" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:uAlVNo1ZtW0J:http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/270/9/76-46166.jpg" width="113" border="0" />We had the Global Science Scholars at Bell Labs this week and this tiny dude in a cart looks real familiar. As I'm reading his bio I realize that this student is Simon Birch and he is right here in a room with ME!!! He happens to be really smart and may someday be hired by Bell Labs. He stayed in his cart most of the time because when he walked around people didn't see him and they kept kicking him and shoving their butts and crotches in his poor little face. It was cool micing him up because when he talked his voice boomed with the extra gain &amp; bass I gave him. I was a little let down when I shook his hand. I got the wet fish handshake, but what should I expect from a 3ft tall kid? I really wanted to take him home and get him drunk but he wheeled off in a hurry to get away. I just wanted to tickle him. He's so fuckin cute!!!<img height="306" src="http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/movies/simon_birch.jpg" width="626" border="0" />

:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
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[torker]

<p>In my eyes Simon Birch met you.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="160" src="http://www.mpsbrasil.org.br/1EncontroHCPA_Ago2001/iansmith_simonbirch.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

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[i][center]Which of course in German means a whale's vagina[center][i]

[Death Metal Moe]

So when did you take a shit on him?

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<p><em>I crap bigger than you.</em></p><p><img height="328" src="http://www.dacre.org/stills/webhor/Cag3010.jpg" width="261" border="0" /></p>

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[i][center]Which of course in German means a whale's vagina[center][i]