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TooLowBrow
08-01-2005, 08:22 PM
Why are they red...or green? do they taste different?<br />

Death Metal Moe
08-01-2005, 08:30 PM
<p>They're green.&nbsp; The shells are supposed to be tan.&nbsp; That red shit is just dyed salt stuff they put on them, for some unknown reason.</p><p>Buy naturally opened ones for better tasting pistachios.&nbsp; The machine opened ones are cheaper but you'll get more closed and immature ones.</p>

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FUNKMAN
08-01-2005, 08:30 PM
<p>or biege</p><p>no difference in taste as far as i know</p>

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08-01-2005, 08:36 PM
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FUNKMAN
08-01-2005, 08:41 PM
<p>you say tomato and i say tomato...</p><p>reading&nbsp;it just doesn't have the same affect as&nbsp;hearing it...</p>

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TooLowBrow
08-01-2005, 09:04 PM
no one says tom-ah-to... thats just a stupid song<br />

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08-01-2005, 09:12 PM
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TooCute
08-02-2005, 04:44 AM
<blockquote style=""><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px; ">quote:</font><p>&nbsp;That red shit is just dyed salt stuff they put on them, for some unknown reason.</p>[/quote]<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Not unknown. Holdover from when it was used to cover blemishes on imported shells and make the nuts stand out (c'mon, would you rather eat a boring old peanut, or a bright red pistachio???)</div>

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Death Metal Moe
08-06-2005, 01:52 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;That red shit is just dyed salt stuff they put on them, for some unknown reason.</p>*&gt;<br /><div />*&gt;<br /><div />*&gt;<br /><div />*&gt;Not unknown. Holdover from when it was used to cover blemishes on imported shells and make the nuts stand out (c'mon, would you rather eat a boring old peanut, or a bright red pistachio???) <div /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/rf.jpg" border="0" /> Well at least I know why now.&nbsp; But I'd rather not have all that extra salt and the dye in my body, even if the FDA says it's safe.&nbsp; Boring plain brown pistachios for me.<br />

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sr71blackbird
08-06-2005, 06:52 PM
<p>Does anyone know what this effect is all about?</p><p><font size="1">*&gt;<br /></font>*&gt;<br />*&gt;</p><p>Ive noticed it since we got the new tools... What causes it? What does it mean?</p><p>Back to the pistachios.. I saw in the supermarket they have shelled pistachio &quot;nutmeats&quot; (the nuts without the shells) and I was tempted to buy a bag and be done with my craving.&nbsp; Id much prefer the undyed shells myself if given the choice.</p>

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08-08-2005, 05:10 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I'll take swords for 400...</p><p><img width="177" height="127" border="0" src="http://www.teaser.fr/%7Effrancq/ImagesSNL/sean3.jpg" /></p><br />
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FUNKMAN
08-08-2005, 05:48 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Girls have a penis and boys have a vagina. <p>here's another little nugget of joy</p><p>the banana slug has both a penis and a vagina... after mating they chew the penis off</p><p><img height="376" src="http://biology.fullerton.edu/biol317/im/s02/bc/banana_slug.jpg" width="392" border="0" /></p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" />

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torker
08-08-2005, 05:53 PM
<p>after mating they chew the penis off</p><p>I was taking a bite of beef jerky when I read this.&nbsp; Thanks.</p>

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Tall_James
08-08-2005, 05:53 PM
<p>banana slugs...after mating they chew the penis off</p><p><img height="245" src="http://www.trengovestudios.com/images/banansplit.jpg" width="393" border="0" /></p>

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08-08-2005, 05:57 PM
<p><img height="376" src="http://biology.fullerton.edu/biol317/im/s02/bc/banana_slug.jpg" width="392" border="0" /></p><p>Isn't that Slurms MacKenzie?</p>

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08-08-2005, 06:01 PM
<p><img height="292" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062852/K=banana+slug/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=1283449k9/EXP=1123639178/*-http%3A//www.cse.ucsc.edu/~hunkim/slug/Banana_Slug.jpg" width="237" border="0" /></p><p><img height="297" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062852/K=banana+slug/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12cuj00qr/EXP=1123639259/*-http%3A//www.goslugs.com/graphics/banana_slug_mascot_1.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2005, 06:03 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="297" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062852/K=banana+slug/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12cuj00qr/EXP=1123639259/*-http%3A//www.goslugs.com/graphics/banana_slug_mascot_1.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>I'd be impressed if a slug mascot chewed his own penis off at the end of every game.<br />

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08-09-2005, 07:28 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I'll take swords for 400...</p><p><img height="127" src="http://www.teaser.fr/%7Effrancq/ImagesSNL/sean3.jpg" width="177" border="0" /></p><br /><br />Oh, that cracked me up. Nice!!<br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/cakescopy.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My brand spankin new site Bully Baby</a> Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly? And after THAT, I'll take &quot;The Rapists&quot; for $1000!<br />

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