OK This is Just Gross!

[PanterA]

<p>Just when I thought it was safe to be me. Here's another tale of my lifes unfortunate events. Well once again this happened to me while at work. It was about 10am and I was just starting to walk my route. I get past my first block without a problem. So I'm walking house to house down the second block when I see a bunch of hot girls leaving the last house on the block. These girls all have on bikinis and are obviously getting ready to go to the beach. I can see them from halfway down the block and I start working faster so I can get a better look. About 3 houses away and suddenly I feel the need to yawn. I start to yawn and instantly a fucking secada flys right into my mouth! I feel its wings flapping about 100 times a second and it lands on my tongue. I hack and spit this fucking thing out of my mouth. I continue to spit, hack, and rub my tongue on my shirt. The whole time I hear one of the girls say &quot;Oh my God that's nasty!&quot; Then she tells her friends what happened and they start laughing and &quot;eeeiieeewwwing&quot;. What the fuck God?! Like it's not bad enough that this disgusting huge bug flys into my mouth, you had to add the hot girls in bikinis to point laugh, and be grossed out by me? I can do that without the fucking bug! <br /></p>

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[spoon]

Times like these should make you feel better about being&nbsp;Mojo's gay lover!&nbsp;

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F yeah!

[mdr55]

You should have fainted and hoped those girls know CPR.<br />

[kevcala]

<p><img width="250" height="167" border="0" src="http://mactips.info/blog/images/cicadatb2823.jpg" /></p><p>yummy.&nbsp;</p>

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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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[torker]

<p>fucking secada flys right into my mouth! </p><p><img height="170" src="http://www.lyrics.com/s/secada,_john/john.secada.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></p><p>eww</p>

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[mdr55]

Were you in Belmar? There were alot of hotties there today.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /><br />

[DJEvelEd]

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>you had to add the hot girls in bikinis to point laugh, and be grossed out by me?</p><p>that's cause they were all swallowers...</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>you had to add the hot girls in bikinis to point laugh, and be grossed out by me? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>that's cause they were all swallowers...</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /> What good girls.<br />

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[Fallon]

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[Reephdweller]

<p align="left"><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:<div align="left"></div></font></p><p align="left">&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <div align="left"></div><p align="left">fucking secada flys right into my mouth! </p></font>fucking secada flys right into my mouth! <div align="left"></div><p align="left">&nbsp;</p><p align="left"><img height="170" src="http://www.lyrics.com/s/secada,_john/john.secada.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></p><div align="left"><em></em></div><p align="left">You lucky devil you!</p><p align="left"><img height="300" src="http://www.comedysoapbox.com/img/comedians/108.jpg" width="250" border="0" /><br /></p>

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[flavopop]

<p><strong><font size="2">Yo Pantera, where do you carry? I carry in rutherford Nj and had a similar experience except no hot chicks were there to point and laugh.&nbsp; I was walking and a bee collided with me and stung me on the side of my nose right under my friggin eye!&nbsp; I looked like I got pummled by Tyson!..lol</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">Way too many carrier stories, but they are al fuckin hilarious...Peace RP</font></strong></p>

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[stump12]

Hey Pantera are there a lot of hot chicks were you carry? Im in Boston
and I havent seen shit lately. And when I do, its at the end of my
route and im soaked in sweat and stink from the shoulder strap. some
elderly woman said she missed me the other day, so I got that going for
me.<br />


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[spoon]

<p>Holy shit!&nbsp; We have a ton of carriers here don't we?&nbsp; Now I'm fucking scared.&nbsp; You guys are fucking nuts!&nbsp; </p><p>Seriously though, I thought Pants was our only one.&nbsp; Funny enough a good friend of mine just got a route in PA.&nbsp; </p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[PanterA]

<p>I carry in Oakland Gardens Queens. </p><p>I see lots of hot girls, but they are never the ones that answer the door half naked. It's always some overweight old guy in his tighty whiteys. </p><p>ONCE I had a beautiful spanish girl answer the door to sign for an express mail dressed in a bra and thong. I was speachless and completely made an ass of myself. It made her smile from how I was studdering but all in all she closed the door behind her and I was left standing in the hallway wishing I had my mail bag to cover&nbsp;my massive boner.</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif" border="0" /><br /><strong>Dimebag Darryl Abbott<br />1966 - 2004</strong><br />Be <a href="http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5937599&Mytoken=20050118170538">MySpace</a> friend.

<font color=black>This message was edited by PanterA on 8-3-05 @ 8:25 PM</font>

[SatCam]

<p>wishing I had my mail bag to cover&nbsp;my massive boner.</p><p>No male bag?&nbsp; That's a shame</p>

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