I had the urge at work....

[ChildofFez]

So today was just any normal day at work...doing my work at my desk on my computer...nothing crazy looking at maps of New Jersey when suddenly...the urge hit me out of no where...just this sudden horniness....and I had to take care of it right away becuz i could not concentrate on my work...so i went to the bathroom in my office, luckily only on toilet and no urinals, and took care of myself, and i tell you it felt so much better i finshed the day out like a humming bird. i was even able to concentrate alot easier than i was all day. so I have to ask where is the weirdest place you people have taken care of yourself? and has any good came out of it?

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[SatCam]

<p><font size="1">and has any good came out of it?</font></p><p><font size="1">I think you know what comes out of it!!!</font></p>

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[MrPink]

Back in the high school bathroom cause history is soooo sexy. The only thing that came out of that was alot of people thinking I did something bad because I came back to classroom real sweaty and smiling.

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I hate to be a cold shower in this thread, but I just don't get to feeling that way at my jobs.&nbsp; I think I whacked off a LONG TIME AGO when I was like 16 and basically running a print shop after school for shit money.&nbsp; I was alone, answering the phones most days.&nbsp; When I showed up the boss just left and let me lock up at 5.&nbsp; So being the even hornier normal young man I was back then, I'd just do it in the back bathroom.&nbsp; But after that, I haven't been working in places that are conducive to whacking off.&nbsp; Construction Sites are NOT places you get horny, and the porto-johns are not places you want to stay long enough to jerk off.&nbsp; My current job is all guys in the shop and store save one lady who runs the store.&nbsp; Customers in and out all day, RV parts in and out, phone calls.&nbsp; Not jerking off friendly.</p><p>I guess an office job is just made to get bored, think about sex and jerk off.&nbsp; Where are my slacks......</p>

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[ozzie]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Construction Sites are NOT places you get horny </p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />I hate to have to disagree, but that's probably the weirdest work related place I ran one.&nbsp; I was notoriously the first one to the site (building homes) and we were working a job for a young couple, and the wife was yummy as hell.&nbsp; The framing was complete, and it had just been dried in, and to the point that you could get a sense of space and what the completed project would look like, so I was walking through, and got to the master bedroom, and was looking up at what would be a recessed, octogon shaped ceiling... and I started picturing where *I* would hang a mirror to watch that sweet ass while she rode my rod... and before you know it... well...

[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Construction Sites are NOT places you get horny </p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />I hate to have to disagree, but that's probably the weirdest work related place I ran one.&nbsp; I was notoriously the first one to the site (building homes) and we were working a job for a young couple, and the wife was yummy as hell.&nbsp; The framing was complete, and it had just been dried in, and to the point that you could get a sense of space and what the completed project would look like, so I was walking through, and got to the master bedroom, and was looking up at what would be a recessed, octogon shaped ceiling... and I started picturing where *I* would hang a mirror to watch that sweet ass while she rode my rod... and before you know it... well... I was talking about the commercial Union jobs I was on.&nbsp; Hundreds of guys running around all day.&nbsp; My last job was in Jersey City up on like the 30th floor during the winter right on the Hudson.&nbsp; The wind bles to hard and cold a few&nbsp;days we couldn't work.&nbsp; Last thing I want exposed up there is my manhood.<br />

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[Hottub]

<p><font size="1">I was talking about the commercial Union jobs I was on. Hundreds of guys running around all day. blew too hard and cold a few&nbsp;days. exposed up there is my manhood.<br />&nbsp;</font></p><p>HOT!</p>

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[gone]

I have to "break in" a new work place.. It never feels right until I do it...

I MAY have a problem.

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[MrPink]

<p><font size="1">I have to &quot;break in&quot; a new work place.. It never feels right until I do it... </font></p><p>I MAY have a problem.</p><p>We should work together sometime!</p>

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[PapaBear]

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[Jennitalia]

if i get horny at work, i'll call my guy and tell him exactly what i want to do to him.&nbsp; or i'll leave him messages.&nbsp;i sit in a pretty secluded area, so nobody hears me.&nbsp; it's fun to fuck with him at work when he cant respond.&nbsp;

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[tbonesteak]

One summer I worked as an office assistant and spent half of my day looking at porn on the web and beating it under the desk in the outer office.&nbsp; That was my only solo experiment at work.&nbsp; I've had sex with coworkers in the bathroom, on the slop sink inside the utility closet, and on the roof of the building.

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[sr71blackbird]

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