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grlNIN

08-04-2005, 07:15 PM

Why do sales people ask "Do you need help ma'am?"
when i'm walking around a store? I guess i'm passed the "miss" stage
but there should be something inbetween. It annoys me especially when
they're obviously older than me, "ma'am" just makes me feel tired and
useless, which i'm not. 
Just let me browse through your shitty selection od CDs and
leave me the hell alone, i know how to find things without your help
minimum wage persons! 


 
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Tall_James

08-04-2005, 07:18 PM

If he's going to presume to call you something I say he should call you "milf".  I hear thats what all the cool girls are called now.

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grlNIN

08-04-2005, 07:24 PM

That would probably make me less surly, especially if i had my
nephew with me. Then again i get to view the wayward glances of teenage
girls and old women.I suppose it's a lose-lose situation here. 


 
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Snoogans

08-04-2005, 07:26 PM

next time just say, actually, yes you can, bitch edit: as a response to her askin Can I help you, maam 


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monsterone

08-04-2005, 07:33 PM

that is so fucking amazing!!!! i'm mowing my lawn today and contenplating whether women preferred to be called "ma' am" or "miss". so which is it, if your not fridgid??? << smiley >>

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08-04-2005, 07:35 PM

i find they love being called Yo. 

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08-04-2005, 07:37 PM

The only part of me that is "frigid" is my twat.I'd rather be called a "bitch" than be called by "ma'am". 


 
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East Side Dave

08-04-2005, 07:38 PM

I actually like it when people call me sir...makes me feel distinguished. "Can I help you with that sock, sir?" and whatnot...things of that nature. I also like it when little kids call me "man" as in "Mom, what is that man doing to that dog?" and whatnot...things of that nature....

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Snoogans

08-04-2005, 07:40 PM

Please excuse the retarded yankee pirate, he knows not what he says. sometimes i call them my private cook 


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08-04-2005, 07:42 PM

I like it when pirates call me matey.

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keithy_19

08-04-2005, 10:11 PM

A teacher got pissed at me for calling her ma'am. I was just trying to be polite. So now I call her Cunt or cum rag. Depends what mood I'm in.

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spoon

08-04-2005, 10:47 PM

Fuck, I just thought you mistyped Miami.I like when people call me the big paw 'm' pa!I also like to be called: spoon, jay, and just don't call me late for dinner!  Waka waka!<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

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Mike Teacher

08-05-2005, 01:28 AM

Out there are people actually being polite and respectful. If you don't like the way they treat you, move on. To say they are pissing you off; is utter BS. You are pissing yourself off.If this is what is offensive to you; get over yourself. It's you, not them.

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08-05-2005, 01:55 AM

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08-05-2005, 02:53 AM

quote:Out
there are people actually being polite and respectful. If you don't
like the way they treat you, move on. To say they are pissing you off;
is utter BS. You are pissing yourself off.If this is what is offensive to you; get over yourself. It's you, not them.

 I totally concur with Mike.  It is just being polite and proper.  

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08-05-2005, 03:27 AM

quote: Why do sales people ask "Do you need help ma'am?" when i'm walking around a store?  ...  Just let me browse through your shitty selection od CDs and leave me the hell alone, i know how to find things without your help minimum wage persons!  Jeez, the old folks sure are crabby these days!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/recyclerz/myhomepage/sigpic1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> There ain't no asylum here. King Solomon, he never lived 'round here

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Justice4all

08-05-2005, 04:13 AM

quote: The only part of me that is "frigid" is my twat.  Mmmmmmmm...Nothing like cold clam chowder! 

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08-05-2005, 04:15 AM

quote: I like when people call me the big paw 'm' pa!I also like to be called: spoon, jay, and just don't call me late for dinner!  What about "Spoony-Love-from-up-above"?

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fezident

08-05-2005, 04:28 AM

People in Law Enforcement, The Military, and Customer Service are trained to use Ma'am and Sir.  They always have been.  It was considered to be respectful many decases ago and...at some point it became "offensive" to women.Slightly off topic but, what the HELL is the big f'cking deal with women not wanting to reveal their age and weight?!!  I mean really....we all KNOW you ain't 25 years old anymore. What's the shame in admitting you're 37 years old IF YOU ARE 37 YEARS OLD?!  Same goes for your weight.  You're not 105 pounds. We all know it.  You're not a perfect size 6.  That's obvious too.  So, if there is a situation wherein you're asked to reveal your height or weight, why the hell do women act indignant??It's vain.  And ridiculous. 

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Jennitalia

08-05-2005, 05:04 AM

I think being called ma'am is worse than being called cunt.

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angrymissy

08-05-2005, 05:31 AM

Being called maam, along with my eyebrow wax lady telling me my eyes are starting to look "old" is enough to make me want to end it all.No one should be called Maam until after they are like, 40 or something.

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Stewie

08-05-2005, 05:32 AM

OK I got BERATED by some females here at work because I replied with a yes Ma'am.  I just say it, I open my mouth and stuff comes out.  I dont think before I speak but even IF I did I would think that was a term of respect.  I watched the Brady Bunch.  Those polite adorable little children always called everyone sir and Ma'am.  Of course they were always a lot younger but whatever that's just semantics.

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08-05-2005, 05:34 AM

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08-05-2005, 05:38 AM

I'd rather be called a "bitch" than be called by "ma'am". Back off, back off ma'am Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch You better back off, back off ma'am Face of an angel with the love of a witch Back off, back off ma'am Back off, back off ma'am <img height="188" src="http://www.bestrock.cz/include_images/g/guns_n_roses/foto/guns_n_roses_03.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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grlNIN

08-05-2005, 05:43 AM

Out
there are people actually being polite and respectful. If you don't
like the way they treat you, move on. To say they are pissing you off;
is utter BS. You are pissing yourself off.
If this is what is offensive to you; get over yourself. It's you, not them.

 They're being "polite and respectful" for no other reason than that they're being PAID to. 

Now, if you don't like what you're reading in this post how about you move on?  


 
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Death Metal Moe

08-05-2005, 06:06 AM

I got freaked when a girl who was without a doubt YOUNGER than me called me "hun" while serving me.  She undoubtbly picked it up from the older women who worked there talking to customers, but it just did no sound right coming out of the mouth of a girl in her early 20's.Sir doesn't bother me, but it's different for women it seems.

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East Side Dave

08-05-2005, 06:10 AM

I like it when doctors call me "nurse" even though they're usually not talking to me.

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Uncle Smokey

08-05-2005, 06:35 AM

I never realized what a hot button issue this was until I called my girlfriend's 50-ish mom "ma'am" the first time I met her.  To this day, 4 years later, she still busts my balls about it.

Stewie

08-05-2005, 06:42 AM

quote    They're being "polite and respectful" for no other reason than that they're being PAID to.   OK, I can understand your problem there, BUT, if someone did it in the course of a converstaion with you, would you be offended?  I'm just asking because I say it sometimes and I'm starting to realize that I should maybe stop.  Wham, BAM, Thank you Ma'am (sorry I couldn't resist)

Furtherman

08-05-2005, 07:01 AM

I happen to be a cowboy,  so when I say "Howdy Ma'am" please don't be offended.  I have to say it.  It's part of the Cowboy Way.  You know, like the hit blockbuster movie.

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fezident

08-05-2005, 09:51 AM

Ah, I say any woman that is truly offended by the use of "Ma'am" needs SERIOUSLY rethink their values.It all boils down to intent and context.  There is NOTHING inherently offensive about the word "Ma'am".  It's not at all derogatory (sp?).  In fact...it's the exact opposite.  It's actually quite formal and is meant as a sign of respect.  There is ZERO malice or disrespect or negative intent attached to it.Now "Babe" or "Honey" or "Darlin'" or any of those...I guess I could understand.  They are too familiar to be used when referring to strangers.  But Ma'am is such an innocent word.  I mean...if you are out in the world and you are trying to get a womans attention, I would think that Ma'am would be less offensive than "Hey Lady...is this seat taken?" or "Yo, you forgot your change."This is all, of course, an effort to avoid accidentally calling some women "Mrs" when they are single or "Ms" if they are married.  Which is an honest mistake that also seems to offend women.Jeesh!

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angrymissy

08-05-2005, 10:14 AM

derogatory (sp?).  In fact...it's the exact opposite.  It's actually quite formal and is meant as a sign of respect.  There is ZERO malice or disrespect or negative intent attached to it.It makes me feel old.

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08-05-2005, 10:20 AM

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-05-2005, 10:39 AM

I got called "ma'am" for the first time when I was 14.It could be worse. I have a friend who gets called sir when she wears a certain winter coat. 

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grlNIN

08-05-2005, 10:57 AM

My values are fine thankyouverymuch. 

 
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Stewie

08-05-2005, 11:16 AM

quote: I got called "ma'am" for the first time when I was 14.It could be worse. I have a friend who gets called sir when she wears a certain winter coat. "We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder," - Kurt Cobain "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick." -Homer Simpson HAA  OK well I was called miss a couple of times when I used to work at Home Depot.Apparently from behind I look like a woman, It was worth it to see the expression on the guys face when I turn around with my scruffy face and somewhat deep voice and say "yes, can I help you."OK you probably had to be there.

fezident

08-05-2005, 11:37 AM

quote: My values are fine thankyouverymuch. If someone is trying to be polite and respectful to you and you find it offensive....then no, your values are not "fine".  It means you have completely ignored the well-meaning intent of that other person. You've taken something with one meaning and are reacting to it as it had the OPPOSITE meaning. That mind-set needs to be re-evaluated.Ask yourself this: "Was this person trying to insult me?"If you think the answer is YES, then you're hyper-sensitive and need to live in a bubble.If you think the answer is NO, then...what the hell is the problem?!Again, it's all about the persons original intent. 

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DJEvelEd

08-05-2005, 12:20 PM

Is Miss less offensive than Ma'am? If it isn't than let's start calling AngryMissy AngryMammy!

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grlNIN

08-05-2005, 12:59 PM

I'm not well mannered or have proper values because it was upsetting
that someone in their 30's called me, a 20 year old, "ma'am" instead of
"miss" or what have you? Instead, i should reevaluate my entire way of
thinking because i was annoyed that someone called me the same thing he
would an 80 year old? 
I guess there's really no point in trying to elaborate on this
post, besides the fact that i'd just end up being pegged as "over
sensitive" or "a savage with no moral system".Ridiculous.

 
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Stewie

08-05-2005, 01:05 PM

So was it just offensive because he/she was older than you.I'm just trying to understand the rules here, I dont need to do anything else to piss off the female kind.

Stewie

08-05-2005, 01:06 PM

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fezident

08-05-2005, 02:04 PM

girlNIN,First of all...I never EVER called you a "savage".  If that's what you took away from my post, then that is EXACTLY the hyper sensitivity I was referring to.Maybe someone else called you that but, I don't feel like re-reading the entire thread.I'm gonna spell this out for you and I really need you to understand the following:THE PERSON THAT CALLED YOU MA'AM WAS NOT TRYING TO INSULT YOU.  HE WAS TRYING TO BE RESPECTFUL.  AT THE VERY LEAST, HE WAS FOLLOWING THE "SCRIPT" AT HIS JOB. AS IN "HELLO, SIR/MAAM, HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?"That's it. Nothing more.  That's all there is to it.  He was trying to be professional and/or courteous and/or businesslike and/or well mannered.  It's a simple identifier that is used in the workplace and it's a respectful one at that!  Like I said, it's more pleasant than "Lady" or "Yo" or Hey You". I simply can't believe that you would be so insulted as to complain about it on a messageboard when you got home.Ridiculous.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-05-2005, 02:10 PM

Guys knock it off. GrlNiN has a right to post freely on this board with out having someone jump down her throat. And for the record, it is more annoying for women because we are held to a higher age standard than men are.

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grlNIN

08-05-2005, 02:20 PM

OH MAN, HE WASN'T TRYING TO INSULT ME?!?!?!?1? SEE, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE TIME, OH MAN, MY BAD, IM SO DUMB LOLOL. >_< 

 
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TheMojoPin

08-05-2005, 05:20 PM

fezident, when did she ever say it "offended" her?Re-read the original post.  At the very worst, she said it "ANNOYED" her.  Untwist the drawers, man.  Mike T, honestly, you too, what's bugging you guys with this?  What did she say that was so horrible that she deserved to have you both jumping down her throat?  Something someone said to her happened to annoy her at that moment.  She never said she hated the kid for saying it, yet some of you are replying like she spit on him or kicked his throat in for daring to not like being called "ma'am."And NINy...carry on, miss.  Personally, I feel kinda uncomfortable when someone calls me "sir."  Hope that's OK with everyone else here.

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08-05-2005, 07:13 PM

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08-05-2005, 08:03 PM

Mike T, honestly, you too, what's bugging you guys with this? =Yeah I stink being harsh [not a joke]; perhaps we should all adopt the Brian Regan method:"Ok, Person... seeya later, Individual, Goodbye... Human..." [really really bad joke, not Regan's, mine.]

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TooCute

08-06-2005, 06:07 AM

Oh whatever, grlnin can have her opinion, but so can the others; for the record I'm with Mike - I get called Ma'am all the time but hey, I also get carded all the time (tonight I got carded TWICE - and I'm in NZ where the drinking age is EIGHTEEN!) so it all works out, right? whatever - there are far more annoying things in life than being called Ma'am...

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TheMojoPin

08-06-2005, 07:55 AM

Obviously.  But this thread is about THAT annoyance.  It isn't somehow blocking people from posting their other grievances...I mean, honestly...what thread on this board ISN'T about the most trivial and insignificant shit in our dull, dull lives?

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08-06-2005, 08:09 AM

quote: I'm in NZ What state is that, Ma'm? 

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08-06-2005, 08:36 AM

quote: No one should be called Maam until after they are like, 40 or something. Missy....boy is THAT thought gonna change in about another 15 years for you.  

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Death Metal Moe

08-06-2005, 01:57 PM

What the fuck happened to this thread?  I go away for 2 days and there's a fight in here?  NICE!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!  SHE SAID YOUR MOTHER!!  FIGHT!

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08-06-2005, 01:59 PM

GwEnYpOo

08-06-2005, 03:45 PM

im 15 and i get the "ma'am" sometimes in a store , it's quite irritating

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08-06-2005, 03:56 PM

quote:   im 15 and i get the "ma'am" sometimes in a store , it's quite irritatingim 15 and i get the "ma'am" sometimes in a store , it's quite irritating <div align="left">"He's got no titley , just joogle , shut up Bam you don't make any sense ."- Don Vito , Viva La Bam <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml" target="blank">It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!</a><div align="left"></div> You're 15?</div>

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GwEnYpOo

08-06-2005, 06:26 PM

yes sir

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Death Metal Moe

08-06-2005, 06:30 PM

quote: yes sir   "He's got no titley , just joogle , shut up Bam you don't make any sense ."- Don Vito , Viva La Bam <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml" target="blank">It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!</a> <img height="416" src="http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/assortments/assortment.jpg" width="484" border="0" />?

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sr71blackbird

08-06-2005, 06:37 PM

Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?<img height="285" src="http://www.inminds.co.uk/rabbi-goldstein-lecture--037.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

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Recyclerz

08-06-2005, 07:12 PM

I love when some guy takes a second look my way when he just notices long hair, and his utter digust when he puts the 2 and 2 together.  Yea pal, that's a mighty large back for a lady.  (Love ya Jimmy!)   And a mighty dark goatee.  Dumb ass.  How about you DON'T stare and oogle everything on the planet ya fucking horn dog.  Now you must live with the silent shame of knowing you checked out a Death Metal drummer.He sincerely missed those Death Metal bands He used to go see on the landing in the summer He fell in love with the drummer He fell in love with another He fell in love He missed the innocence he’d known Playing Deicide covers, beautiful and stoned Playing Deicide covers, beautiful and stoned Playing Deicide covers, beautiful and stoned    Fn.1  I realize that this post is coming out of left field and is a bit strange, bordering on homoerotic, so I'm hoping somebody gets the reference and the attempt at the funnyFn. 2  Aside from Unhallowed I'm not sure I know any other death metal bands so I hope Deicide is part of the genre.Fn. 3  Actually Moe, it's your own damn fault for looking so fetching in those tight slacks.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-06-2005, 07:14 PM

I love that song-- I'm missing that Wilco CD.

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Death Metal Moe

08-06-2005, 07:22 PM

quote:  quote: I love when some guy takes a second look my way when he just notices long hair, and his utter digust when he puts the 2 and 2 together.  Yea pal, that's a mighty large back for a lady.  (Love ya Jimmy!)   And a mighty dark goatee.  Dumb ass.  How about you DON'T stare and oogle everything on the planet ya fucking horn dog.  Now you must live with the silent shame of knowing you checked out a Death Metal drummer.  He sincerely missed those Death Metal bands He used to go see on the landing in the summer He fell in love with the drummer He fell in love with another He fell in love He missed the innocence he’d known Playing Deicide covers, beautiful and stoned Playing Deicide covers, beautiful and stoned Playing Deicide covers, beautiful and stoned     Fn.1  I realize that this post is coming out of left field and is a bit strange, bordering on homoerotic, so I'm hoping somebody gets the reference and the attempt at the funnyFn. 2  Aside from Unhallowed I'm not sure I know any other death metal bands so I hope Deicide is part of the genre.Fn. 3  Actually Moe, it's your own damn fault for looking so fetching in those tight slacks.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/recyclerz/myhomepage/sigpic1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> There ain't no asylum here. King Solomon, he never lived 'round here You got it all right man, right down the the homo-eroticism. You got it all right man, right down the the homo-eroticism.

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Recyclerz

08-06-2005, 07:36 PM

You got it all right man, right down the the homo-eroticism.Glad to hear it; I figure somebody has to pick up the slack if Mojo isn't posting.PS  What's with the sig pics?  Are you selling seeds to fund a trip to Disneyworld or something? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> Back on topic - Feeling old is a luxury only the young can afford.  Profound, eh? 

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fiestygal

08-06-2005, 07:41 PM

MA'AM- get used to  it... from here on out it is down hill I have been hearing ma'am since i was 15- mind you i am 24 it is funny though people say i look younger than 24 YET i am still called MA'AM.. I HATE MA'AM..when people say that i want to tell them GO MA'AM YOURSELF... at work i call the guys SIR and the Women MISS (i feel they'd like that better)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-06-2005, 07:50 PM

You have the quote wrong. It's Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned.

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Recyclerz

08-06-2005, 08:13 PM

You have the quote wrong. It's Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned.I "customized" it for Moe's story.  Like P. Diddy does. 

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keithy_19

08-06-2005, 08:38 PM

Gwennypoo is 15 and I am 17. We should hang out sometime. I have a car and nothing to do with my time. It works out perfectly. I wish I was called sir more. I only get called sir by people who are friends to the family or teachers when they aren't using names or forget mine. 

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PapaBear

08-06-2005, 08:55 PM

You may be in luck, Keithy...<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/46158/FORUM/81/page/set_me_up.htm" target="_self">look</a>

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TooCute

08-06-2005, 10:58 PM

<blockquote style="">quote:<blockquote style="">quote: I'm in NZ [/quote]What state is that, Ma'm? [/quote] New Zealand!<div>Where did the other a go? Do you mean Ma''m??</div>

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Death Metal Moe

08-07-2005, 05:44 AM

PS  What's with the sig pics?  Are you selling seeds to fund a trip to Disneyworld or something?I've been getting a bunch of comments and questions on my new sig pics.  Are they really that gay or something?  I love them.  I'm no photographer, but I thought the pics came out pretty well and I was proud of that.  Ehh, I'll probably get bored of them and change them soon.

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East Side Dave

08-07-2005, 07:40 AM

quote: New Zealand Oh, cool! You should go to that hill where the hobbits fought the ring-wraiths! It's historic!  quote: Where did the other a go?  .....i put it in my pocket..... <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Big Ass Mafia Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

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GwEnYpOo

08-07-2005, 02:05 PM

kieth sounds usually sounds cute , i'd fuck him .

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TooCute

08-07-2005, 02:23 PM

quote:quote: New Zealand Oh, cool! You should go to that hill where the hobbits fought the ring-wraiths! It's historic! I did. I went rock climbing near there a couple of days ago and day after tomorrow I'm going to go fishing by Mount Doom. *><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/Smith%20rock%20New%20Zealand/DSC00087.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" border="0" />

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keithy_19

08-07-2005, 02:41 PM

quote: kieth sounds usually sounds cute , i'd fuck him .{/quote]  Score!<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

08-07-2005, 02:49 PM

I am now starting the "Get Keithy a Plane Ticket" fund.  Please follow the link below and donate<a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/" target="_blank">Get Keithy a Plane Ticket</a>Please, give till it hurts.

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keithy_19

08-07-2005, 03:18 PM

Moe is a God among men.

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SpicyMcHaggis

08-07-2005, 03:26 PM

Um, can I get in on this too?  Come on, ladies.  Help a brotha out. 

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East Side Dave

08-07-2005, 03:27 PM

quote: I did. I went rock climbing near there a couple of days ago and day after tomorrow I'm going to go fishing by Mount Doom. <img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/Smith%20rock%20New%20Zealand/DSC00087.jpg" border="0" /> Sweet! If you have any more real-life hobbit-spot  pictures could you post them, Too Cute? Thanks. We likes them. We likes the precious! 

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mdr55

08-07-2005, 03:46 PM

Where in NZ? My Mom lived in NZ for 3 years and my bro lived in
Palmerstone North (something like that) for about a year (they had a
nice flat from the pictures I've seen). I coulda lived there for a year
too but I found a job at about the same time over here stateside.
My bro came back pale white (I almost didn't recognize him picking him
up at the airport) but he got his color back and all the weight he lost
down there too. I plan to go there someday to check it out.     

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TooCute

08-07-2005, 05:22 PM

Because this has SO much to do with being called Ma'am... but I am on the North Island right now and heading down to the Taupo region tomorrow (near the volcano they used for Mt. Doom). The pics I have of climbing in the Hobbiton/Amon Sul/Arwen horse-chase region are <a href="http://photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/Smith%20rock%20New%20Zealand/">here</a>, but they're small and not labelled or organized.<div> </div><div><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/rf.jpg" border="0" /></div>

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sr71blackbird

08-07-2005, 05:55 PM

Remember: "Ma'am" is short for "mammary"<img height="214" src="http://www.uglynut.de/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10006/normal_boobs_are_too_big.jpg" width="400" border="0" /> BTW 1) Thats a cool name for a mountian TooCute!BTW 2) Yes Moe, I was going to ask about the sigs, but I didnt think it was appropriate.  At least they are colorful.

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Death Metal Moe

08-07-2005, 05:59 PM

BTW 2) Yes Moe, I was going to ask about the sigs, but I didnt think it was appropriate.  At least they are colorful.Well this thread somehow degenerated into a fight, so why not ask me about my sigs?  And how many threads really stay on topic?  Answer: Not Many.

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Stewie

08-09-2005, 04:02 PM

quote: quote: BTW 2) Yes Moe, I was going to ask about the sigs, but I didnt think it was appropriate.  At least they are colorful.  Well this thread somehow degenerated into a fight, so why not ask me about my sigs?  And how many threads really stay on topic?  Answer: Not Many.<a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> Not ot mention a Keithy and GwEnYpOo dating service.  YES I am a little jealous.