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Tenbatsuzen

08-14-2005, 09:29 AM

For some reason lately, every time I see pictures of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, I start to get consumed with a jealous rage.  It's just that they look so right together, and they look so happy together, and she just looks ecstactic to be pregnant... and the fact that I have a massive crush on Jennifer Garner... and she looks so hot pregnant... it just KILLS me.  I don't know why, it's totally illogical and stupid, I've never met these people and I probably never will, but it just disgusts me when I see pictures of them together. 

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08-14-2005, 10:00 AM

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Death Metal Moe

08-14-2005, 10:03 AM

Being angry at other's happiness is something you really have to work at NOT letting happen to yourself.  It's so easy to just become bitter and hateful.  But then you're just being bitter and hateful at some of the most beautiful things in life, and that is not healthy in the least.

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08-14-2005, 10:15 AM

<pre>I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark When he made Pearl Harbor I miss you more than that movie missed the point And that’s an awful lot girl And now, now you’ve gone away And all I’m trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you  I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school He was terrible in that film I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part  He’s way better than Ben Affleck And now all I can think about is your smile  and that shitty movie too Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you  Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked  Just a little bit more than I miss you </pre><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/esig" border="0" />

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TheMojoPin

08-14-2005, 10:18 AM

I'm afraid Matty's rage will turn homicidal, which will have disastrous consequences for the world, because...<img height="700" src="http://newsaskew.com/va5/moonraper.jpg" width="700" border="0" /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Too drunk to dream... << Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

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Fallon

08-14-2005, 10:53 AM

They do seem happy.<img width="240" height="360" border="0" src="http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images431992_6.jpg" /> <img width="320" height="262" border="0" src="http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Garner.Affleck.BoSox.jpg" /> <img width="300" height="454" border="0" src="http://www.veraanderson.com/2003/garneraffleck-dd.JPG" /><img width="600" height="400" border="0" src="http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/00/02/54/18/p5.jpg" /> 

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08-14-2005, 01:04 PM

Never believe how happy actors actors look because. . .  well . . . they're actors. 

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HBox

08-14-2005, 01:13 PM

Look at just about any picture of Jennifer Garner
at any time ever. She looks like the happiest person on Earth all the
time. 

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ChickenHawk

08-14-2005, 01:15 PM

every time I see pictures of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, I start to get consumed with a jealous rage.
That's kinda like how I get when I see Buster Bunny all PERFECT with Babs Bunny.

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A.J.

08-27-2005, 03:04 AM

For some reason lately, every time I see pictures of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, I start to get consumed with a jealous rage.  It's just that they look so right together, and they look so happy together, For me it usually involves ex-girlfriends with their new boyfriends.

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LatinSpiceXoX

08-27-2005, 09:06 AM

okay, i found a pic that might help you over your crush.Here Jennifer doesn't look so HOT.. stare at it, print it out if you have to.<img src="http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_385496.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://members.aol.com/xlatinnydollx/images/sigpic.jpg" border="0" />

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MrPink

08-27-2005, 08:55 PM

Why aint they called Bennifer?

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Bulldogcakes

08-28-2005, 05:46 AM

quote:Why aint they called Bennifer?  Cause it was gay the first time. 

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furie

08-28-2005, 07:28 AM

<img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/m/amb940/jlo.jpg" /> But Ben, I miss you! 

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MrPink

08-28-2005, 07:46 AM

quote: <img height="480" src="http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/m/amb940/jlo.jpg" width="640" border="0" /> But Ben, I miss you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was good. 

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Death Metal Moe

08-28-2005, 08:08 AM

Not to shit on anyone's parade, but am I the only one who could give 2 shits about celebrities and their lives?  I'm too worried finding happiness and direction in my own life to give a fuck about these 2 or any other celebs for that matter.

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mdr55

08-28-2005, 09:50 AM

But what about all those unhallowed groupies out there following ya'll around?

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10-01-2005, 03:57 PM

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Tenbatsuzen

10-01-2005, 06:43 PM

quote:Stay away from Fenway! You're bad luck. <img border="0" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051001/capt.bxf50010012339.yankees_red_sox_bxf500.jpg?x=2 23&y=345&sig=PlUt4BrMWlKa_Zor2T4sDg--" />

 
 She's from West Virginia.  Her choices were the Pirates or nothing. 


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10-01-2005, 06:45 PM

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 "See this?  Don't take your pill tomorrow, and watch what it can do to you."   

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10-01-2005, 06:49 PM

"OMG, Ben! You're right!  Oh, Matt's gonna laugh when I tell him!""He knows, baby!" 

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

10-01-2005, 07:16 PM

Has she popped yet?

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HBox

10-01-2005, 07:18 PM

She could probably pop the baby out of her cooch at
a faster speed than a Wakefield fastball, and with more movement
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torker

10-01-2005, 07:23 PM

Why aint they called Bennifer? Garleck never caught on either.

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10-01-2005, 08:13 PM

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Tenbatsuzen

10-01-2005, 08:14 PM

quote:Has she popped yet? 
 Given your views, you asking this disturbs me somewhat.  She was on Leno the other night, talking about how she's growing... and growing... She's due in a month.  

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The Jays

10-01-2005, 08:17 PM

I don't know how she can be comfortable walking around pregant  with a beer gut like that. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2005, 08:19 PM

Given your views, you asking this disturbs me somewhatWhat the fuck is that even supposed to mean?  You make it sound like she's for the consumption of babies.

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10-01-2005, 09:30 PM

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Tenbatsuzen

10-02-2005, 05:25 AM

quote: quote:Given your views, you asking this disturbs me somewhat What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You make it sound like she's for the consumption of babies.<a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"> 
</a> Chill, Moe. 
I was just saying, given Petrina's views on children and having
children, I was somewhat surprised that she would be interested in a
celebrity's offspring.   

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Death Metal Moe

10-02-2005, 06:20 AM

No I know, I was just foolin' around a little bit.  Just the way it was put set up for my little joke pretty well.

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Tenbatsuzen

10-02-2005, 08:22 AM

quote:No I know, I was just foolin' around a little bit. Just the way it was put set up for my little joke pretty well.  <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"> 
</a> Better joke:  I always wondered why Fuzzy kept Rachael Ray's "30 Minute Meals" next to Swift's "A Modest Proposal".  

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10-02-2005, 08:27 AM

quote: I always wondered why Fuzzy kept Rachael Ray's "30 Minute Meals" next to Swift's "A Modest Proposal". <img height="285" src="http://www.kronikindustries.com/main/photos/robhair001.jpg" width="415" border="0" />You're overestimating your audience.

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10-02-2005, 11:25 AM

quote:quote: I always wondered why Fuzzy kept Rachael Ray's "30 Minute Meals" next to Swift's "A Modest Proposal". 
You're overestimating your audience.

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Tenbatsuzen

10-02-2005, 12:36 PM

quote:quote:quote: I always wondered why Fuzzy kept Rachael Ray's "30 Minute Meals" next to Swift's "A Modest Proposal". 
You're overestimating your audience.

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</a> Silly me, I thought those western lit class were all for naught!  But if I want anything drrrrrrripping in sauce, it's Jennifer Garner.  
 

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08-04-2006, 06:49 PM

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narc

08-04-2006, 07:13 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Tenbatsuzen wrote: quote:quote:quote: I always wondered why Fuzzy kept Rachael Ray's "30 Minute Meals" next to Swift's "A Modest Proposal". 
You're overestimating your audience.

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</a> Silly me, I thought those western lit class were all for naught! But if I want anything drrrrrrripping in sauce, it's Jennifer Garner. 


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