Fly in the bathroom.....

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>JESUS!!!&nbsp; I can't go when there's a fly or other flying bug in a bathroom.&nbsp; This seems to happen at my workplace a lot for some reason.&nbsp; Just as I start to close the door, the goddamn little bastard starts buzzing around.&nbsp; So I have to quickly open the door again and try to shoo the little shit out.&nbsp; It must look like I'm spazzing out from across the garage because all you would see is me flailing my arms all over the place.</p><p>I don't know what it could really do to me as I used the bathroom, but just the thought of it being in there with me makes me want to gag.&nbsp; Anyone else have this problem?</p>

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[Stewie]

<p>I had a yellowjacket in my bathroom.&nbsp; I ran out with my pants around my ankles and almost killed myself trying to get out of there.&nbsp; but no...no flies.&nbsp; </p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>JESUS!!!&nbsp; I can't go when there's a fly or other flying bug in a bathroom.&nbsp; This seems to happen at my workplace a lot for some reason.</p><p>Dude, it comes with the territory...</p><p><img height="444" src="http://www.port-a-john.net/nss-folder/folder/jpeg/S_4units.jpg" width="673" border="0" /></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm not working constructions anymore Mojo, I'm in the service and parts department of an RV dealership in my area.&nbsp; I sit at a desk for a good part of my day.&nbsp; These are the bathrooms that we let customers use too, so they're not unclean or anything.&nbsp; It's just these flys get in there somehow.

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[Yerdaddy]

<p><img src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/100_3810.JPG" border="0" /></p><p>Flies from this country actually qualify for political assylum in America.</p>

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[MrPink]

<p>I don't have a problem with bugs around me when I'm taking a piss. Taking a shit is another story. One time I was at boy svout camp and I had to shit in the latrine and it was infested with spiders and other assorted insects. Scariest 46 minutes ever!</p>

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[Jennitalia]

My friends and I went camping one year, and our site was a little bit of a walk from the bathroom, so at one point of the night, with all the drinking and darkness, it was just easier to find a tree or rock and pee behind there.&nbsp; As i leaned against a rock making a tinkle, this humongous, scary looking bug crawed into the path of my tinkle stream, and I killed it.&nbsp; It reminded me of the wicked witch of the west melting.&nbsp; poor thing.

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[WhistlePig]

Before I sit on the pot I have to lift the seat and look under it. It's an obsessive-compulsive thing ever since I found a spider on the rim one time. If I just plop down without looking I start worrying about a spider crawling on my ass and I can't stand it. I have to look first.

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[East Side Dave]

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[cougarjake13]

<p>I can't remember the show it was on but there was a guy who went to the </p><p>Emergency Room because he was taking a shit and got bit by a snake that </p><p>somehow got into his toilet.</p><p>now i 'm always thinking about whenever i sit down</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i once saw two flies sitting on the rim of the bowl... one got pissed off

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[JesterOfSadness]

I morely sucks cause then you are concentrating on two things

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>Before I sit on the pot I have to lift the seat and look under it. It's an obsessive-compulsive thing ever since I found a spider on the rim one time. If I just plop down without looking I start worrying about a spider crawling on my ass and I can't stand it. I have to look first. </p></font>Before I sit on the pot I have to lift the seat and look under it. It's an obsessive-compulsive thing ever since I found a spider on the rim one time. If I just plop down without looking I start worrying about a spider crawling on my ass and I can't stand it. I have to look first. <p><img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>You don't know me man! You don't know me man.</p>Wow, at least I'm not alone.<br />

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[Hottub]

<p><font size="1">at least I'm not alone.</font><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So you and WP are in the bathroom at the same time???&nbsp; </p><p>HOT!</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>the&nbsp;only thing i hate worse is walking into spider webs</p><p>no doubt</p><p>this time of year the spiders in my yard are making huge webs practically overnight. sometimes they'll make e'm from the patio set umbrella over to the cover of the swing set which is about&nbsp;8 feet away. they also make e'm from bush to bush and some times when i'm working in the yard and have to get to the shed i'll walk face first into a huge web. then i start spazzing a little bit as i try to get all the webbing off my face and out of my hair. i get a little worried that the spider is hanging onto my clothes somewhere where i can't see it and is gonna give me a good bite in a few minutes.</p><p>then i say fuck it and stop worrying&nbsp;and just go back to what i was doing</p>

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[Justice4all]

<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>My friends and I went camping one year, and our site was a little bit of a walk from the bathroom, so at one point of the night, with all the drinking and darkness, it was just easier to find a tree or rock and pee behind there.&nbsp; As i leaned against a rock making a tinkle, this humongous, scary looking bug crawed into the path of my tinkle stream, and I killed it.&nbsp; It reminded me of the wicked witch of the west melting.&nbsp; poor thing. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*note to self* Jenn's pee is made up of deadly acid.</p><p>Hmmm....</p><br />

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>*note to self* Jenn's pee is made up of deadly acid.</p><p>Hmmm....</p><p></p><p>My cash is still on the fact that Norton would take it on his chest.</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">at least I'm not alone.</font><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So you and WP are in the bathroom at the same time???&nbsp; </p><p>HOT!</p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was &quot;THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?&quot; Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Didn't we do this &quot;Turned on my Peeing&quot; thread already?<br /></p>

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[monsterone]

<p>i get youl fry, metar-son.</p><p><img src="http://windowmanager.blogspot.com/miyagi.jpeg" border="0" /></p>

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