You can have ONE... (part I)

[sr71blackbird]

A gun is to your head and you have to chose either one of these things that you can have, and the other you have to give up for life...






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[HBox]

This is the dumbest question in the history of
everything. Anyone who chooses cell phone should be classified as
mentally retarded.<br />


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[DJEvelEd]

<p>Gun. </p><p>Seriously.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And my Heaven will be filled with cool air &amp; wireless communication...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-15-05 @ 7:43 PM</font>

[mdr55]

Hmmm....that's not to bad. But how about if someone put a gun to your
head and you could choose having one testicle or one arm. What would
you choose?<br />

[mikeyboy]

I voted air conditioning, but in certain parts of the country, I would think cell phone&nbsp;would be&nbsp;a no-brainer, since the AC gets used so infrequently.

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[JPMNICK]

<p>This is so easy, AC all the way.</p>


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[furie]

i need my A/C<br />


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[Death Metal Moe]

I don't have a cell phone now, so what the fuck do I care if I can't have one somewhere?

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[walking joint]

AC...i don't even want the cell phone we own.

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[dagowhop]

dude i'd die without a/c<img height="33" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" width="24" border="0" />

Leave the gun,bring the cannolis BIG ASS CARD#19954

[sr71blackbird]

I wonder if Id get the same results if I made this in the winter?

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>This summer? You ask this question during one of the hottest summers in recent memory?</p><p>With how hot its been lately, a more reasonable question would be</p><p>Which would you rather have?</p><p>1) An Air Conditioner</p><p>2) A Daily Blowjob&nbsp;</p><p>and I still bet it'd be close&nbsp;</p>

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[sr71blackbird]

<p>I think that AC is one of the greatest inventions.&nbsp; What do you think is the greatest? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> <strong>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</strong><font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</font></font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 8-15-05 @ 9:14 PM</font>

[furie]

the wheel<br />


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[mikeyboy]

sliced bread

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[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>the wheel<br /><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/rfsigs/bsgalactica.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a> <br />The wheel was nothing, until they invented the axle.

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[tbonesteak]

<p>The refridgerator is probably the greatest invention EVER!!!</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=refrigerator/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=1365rfoda/EXP=1124285987/*-http%3A//www.impelappliances.com/IA_PICTURES/REFRIGERATORS/REFRIGERATOR_VIKING_1.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Hip Hip Hooray!!!</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cheering+crowd/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=127uv5j8q/EXP=1124285629/*-http%3A//cache.corbis.com/agent/14/27/46/14274607.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Esta Muy Bien!!!</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cheering+crowd/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=135jgg6ja/EXP=1124285911/*-http%3A//www.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/europe/08/15/vatican.youth.ap/crowd.cheering.ap.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Click Click Click!!!</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cheering+crowd/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=128g4f73n/EXP=1124285691/*-http%3A//peter.fremlin.de/gollertrust/images/crowd.JPG" border="0" /></p><p>Ching Chang Chooey!!!</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cheering+crowd/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=13nru627f/EXP=1124285775/*-http%3A//www.lionsclubs.org/EN/content/convention/scrapbook/images/wednesday_large/Cheering_Crowd.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>The cel phone I bought a exactly a year ago; I have used maybe a dozen times.</p><p>It aint that important; its a damn nuisance.</p><p>I'm outta here to grab another Fla-Vor-Ice</p>

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[terryc35]

Ugh...I hate f-ing cell phones.&nbsp; They are like a god damn tracking device.&nbsp; I wish they were never invented.

[Knowledged_one]

Best invention ever:&nbsp; The boob

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[torker]

<p>(part I)</p><p>Is that a warning or a threat?</p>

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[MrPink]

no brainer, I voted for AC. I wish I never got a cell phone, AT&amp;T or Cingular is fuckin raping me. On a lighter note, the greatest invention ever is menthol cigarettes.

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[Furtherman]

<p>The can opener.</p><p>You'll all need one once the shit hits the fan.</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I think that AC is one of the greatest inventions. What do you think is the greatest? </p><p> </p><p> </p><font color="black" /><br />I agree. Atlantic City is fabulous. <br />


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[Mike Teacher]

<p>I think that AC is one of the greatest inventions. </p><p>=</p><p>I agree. Direct Current was wasteful, Tesla had the right idea all along. </p>

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[torker]

<p>AC - a friend in need is a friend indeed</p><p><img src="http://www.cnn.com/US/9606/12/simpson.cast/freeway.lrg.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

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[Iamnotatool]

AC, but ask the question in the winter, you might get a different reply

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[tbonesteak]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>AC, but ask the question in the winter, you might get a different reply <font size="2">That raises another topical question: would you rather have heat for the winters or A/C for the summers???<br /></font>

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[Furtherman]

<p>AC for the summer.&nbsp; Because no matter how cold it gets - you can always bundle up.&nbsp; But when it's hot, it doesn't matter if you're butt naked - you'll never get any cooler.&nbsp; It's HOT.</p>

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[Stewie]

<p>Ac in the summer.</p><p>Best invention ever....THE DAILY BLOW JOB.</p><p>second best.....the automobile</p><p>By product of the two-----DAILY ROAD HEAD!!!!!!!!</p><p>Sure there is that pesky polution thing too but hey you win some you lose some right?</p>