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tbonesteak

08-19-2005, 09:38 AM

What do I have to do to get a mod quote?Is there some sort of initiation ritual or test of strength I must pass?

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Patches

08-19-2005, 09:42 AM

find the nearest toilet.

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JPMNICK

08-19-2005, 09:47 AM

have sex with jesus

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kevcala

08-19-2005, 09:48 AM

know  . . stuff 

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Knowledged_one

08-19-2005, 09:53 AM

apparently if you make fun of dumbocrats you can get one as well

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KennethC

08-19-2005, 10:32 AM

Here you go, fella:Steph: Going to be one of the faces? Jimmy: What do you mean going to be? I AM one of the faces! <img height="176" src="http://www.canaltrans.com/lalinternamagica/images/quadrophenia/quadrophenia4.jpg" width="250" border="0" /><img src="http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 10:59 AM

Pay for it.

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torker

08-19-2005, 10:59 AM

What's a mod qoute?

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Snoogans

08-19-2005, 11:00 AM

i fucked Mojo to get mine 

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Crippler

08-19-2005, 12:31 PM

Snoogans fucked Mojo to get mine.  Apparently not very well either.

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SatCam

08-19-2005, 12:43 PM

I kept "Unhallowed" under "Favorite Bands" for way too long

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keithy_19

08-19-2005, 12:57 PM

My original one was Charlie don't surf. I didn't get it then, an I still don't undertsnad it now. But it was from a Clash song and that made me happy. Now I'm a hairy fuck...

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PanterA

08-19-2005, 02:26 PM

You have to slip on a banana peel, almost get run down by guidos racing thier Irocs, get hit with a flying garbage can, gasp like a bitch when you see a shoe wiper, take a shit in a strange old ladies house, let a sicada fly into your mouth in front of 6 hot girls in bikini's, break your wrist after getting hit in the head with a bottle.........

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walking joint

08-19-2005, 02:30 PM

make fun of other peoples mod quotes and brag about one day having the coolest one ever.

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MrPink

08-19-2005, 02:44 PM

You have to make fun of the premise of Pam Anderson's Fox show "Stacked". Or you can suck a mod's dick. Since you are inquiring about getting a mod quote you will probably get one soon, and it will suck!<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Catholiccannon/getin.jpg" border="0" />                                                                    Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes!

This message was edited by MrPink on 8-19-05 @ 6:46 PM

Tall_James

08-19-2005, 02:59 PM

Post a link that succeeds in disappointing thousands of people.

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 03:32 PM

quote: I kept "Unhallowed" under "Favorite Bands" for way too long <img alt="I'd hit it" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig95_general_martha.jpg" align="right" border="0" /> [ X ]     Holy shit dude, very nice.  PM me and I'll make sure you get some free Unhallowed stuff man.

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sr71blackbird

08-19-2005, 03:41 PM

Admit to wearing gay ladies slippers

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Bulldogcakes

08-19-2005, 03:58 PM

Make a complete ass of yourself. Works every time. 

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 04:00 PM

I had to videotape Snoogans fucking Mojo as Crippler tougued Snoog's taint to get mine.HOT.

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Snoogans

08-19-2005, 04:01 PM

YOU SAID THE CAMERA WAS OFF FUCKER 

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Meve

08-19-2005, 04:23 PM

Wipe it off and then stick it in again. 

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

El Mudo

08-19-2005, 06:29 PM

Consistently and thoroughly stand up for the South and its peoples...

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Crippler

08-19-2005, 07:08 PM

quote: I had to videotape Snoogans fucking Mojo as Crippler tougued Snoog's taint to get mine.HOT.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> Some people just can't keep a secret...BITCH!

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keithy_19

08-19-2005, 07:56 PM

I actually saw that video being made. I was behind the lamp but they couldn't see me. Rather daring and quite fun.

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 07:57 PM

Who are you kidding Keithy.  You were the fluffer.

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Death Metal Moe

08-19-2005, 07:57 PM

Good work by the way.Elbow elbow.

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WhistlePig

08-19-2005, 07:58 PM

Make everyone think you're a guy but you're really a chick...

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know me man.

Snoogans

08-19-2005, 08:05 PM

I look good in that video, and thats really all that matters. Mojo
looks in pain the whole time, though. Like he was passin a stone or
something 

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tbonesteak

08-21-2005, 04:41 PM

quote: You have to slip on a banana peel, almost get run down by guidos racing thier Irocs, get hit with a flying garbage can, gasp like a bitch when you see a shoe wiper, take a shit in a strange old ladies house, let a sicada fly into your mouth in front of 6 hot girls in bikini's, break your wrist after getting hit in the head with a bottle......... WOW!  28 answers and this is the most helpful!  Thanks buddays!

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Snoogans

08-21-2005, 05:52 PM

or you could just ask fallon 

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keithy_19

08-21-2005, 06:31 PM

Thanks for the compliment Moe. An I just wasn't sure if I should go ahead and tell everyone my dirty, filthy secret. But now I will tell the world.

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Death Metal Moe

08-21-2005, 06:34 PM

quote: Thanks for the compliment Moe. An I just wasn't sure if I should go ahead and tell everyone my dirty, filthy secret. But now I will tell the world. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif" border="0" /> No problem, I mean Mojo woudn't stop complimenting your technique, or your attention to detail. 

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Evilpete

08-21-2005, 07:46 PM

I got mine for disclosing one of my sources of maturbatory inspiration 

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O&AVIRUS&MORE

08-21-2005, 07:49 PM

well, now who dosen't JO to shopping networks!   me! 

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SpicyMcHaggis

08-23-2005, 04:30 AM

I like mine, forget where it's from, but it's funny. 

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furie

08-23-2005, 04:49 AM

quote:have sex with jesus

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Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock. Love Your Grandson Frank my gardener? 

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JustJon

08-23-2005, 09:29 AM

Read the FAQ. 

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Bulldogcakes

08-23-2005, 04:18 PM

You have to solve the riddle of the sphinx, find the holy grail, and locate Jimmy Hoffa's body. Or you could just blow Mojo like the rest of us.  

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Hottub

08-23-2005, 04:23 PM

Or you could just blow Mojo like the rest of us.I Feltched Mojo, and I still have the same punny mod quote I've had for over 2 years!!It is rather witty though!

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newport king

08-23-2005, 04:39 PM

just wait around, someone will give you one and it'll be about 2 years or so till you get another one (fucking slackers) if you're a marginal poster like me. and keithy, thats from apocalypse now, not sure how that relates to you but there you are.

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Death Metal Moe

08-23-2005, 08:32 PM

You have to clean the crusty batch rags up from the Men's toilet in the Staff Room. 

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A.J.

08-27-2005, 03:06 AM

May I help you?

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