Fuck Bees

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I keep hearing about people getting bit by bees the past few weeks.&nbsp; Did they suddenly decide to attack humanity for some unknown reason?<br />My neighbor was in his backyard and suddenly bees but his face and he now looks like he was in a boxing match and got the shit kicked out of him.<br />My wife got bit 4 times in the past 3 days!&nbsp; 3 times today alone. I bought an arsenal of bee/hornet spray foam and attached them this evening, foamed em up good!<br />Moe was bit a few weeks ago too.<br />Anyone know any bee attach victims?&nbsp; What the fucks up with the bees???&nbsp; These looked like small yellow jackets.</p><p><strong><font size="7"><strike>FUCK BEES!!</strike></font></strong></p>

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<p>I was ferociously attacked by bees when I was ten while playing tag. </p><p>To this very day: not only do I hate bees, <em>but I hate tag!!</em></p><img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#000080"><em>Click</em> <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a><em>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!</em></font><font color="#000080"><em>&nbsp;&nbsp; htpp://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/</em> </font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by East Side Dave on 8-22-05 @ 10:20 PM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

I really can't say that I've heard of an increase in bee attacks, but yea, they got me twice in a month, and that's 2 times too many for me.&nbsp; Maybe there was favorable weather this year for them to have lots of bees/hornets?&nbsp; No idea, but I know that I will kill the fuckers.

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[curtoid]

Just last Thursday my godson did the ol' &quot;running over a hornet's nest&quot; while mowing the neighbor's yard thing and got attacked. He ran and jumped in the neighbor's pool, but was still stung up pretty bad - 15 times. It was kind of scary (for me and his folks) because his OLDER brother is allergic, and no one knew if he had any level of allergy or not (thankfully he didn't). When I talked with his YOUNGER brother, who was there, I asked if it was scary - he said, nah - it was actually kind of funny (teenage brothers - ugh). Anyway, the one who was stung took tons of medicine and then went on that night and pitched an amazing game (he's in college, and in the summer on a summer league) - 15 strike out, no runs, 3 hits, 2 walks.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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<font color=black>This message was edited by curtoid on 8-22-05 @ 11:11 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>shakespeare got stung by a couple of e'm and became disoriented, this is how he came up with:</p><p>two bees or not two bees</p>

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[TooCute]

Bees don't bite.

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[ADF]

Barq's has bite.<br />


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I visited friends in CT this weekend. I have a bunch of mosquito bites.

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<p>Fuck bees!&nbsp; I would punch every bee in the face!</p><p><img height="263" src="http://www.laffstop.com/images/Comedians/Dane%20Cook1.jpg" width="175" border="0" /></p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 8-23-05 @ 11:19 AM</font>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-23-05 @ 12:45 PM</font>

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[Duke]

hornets are the wrost :(

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>SKW you rule for the SNL 'King Bee' pic. </p><p>I'm old enough, with a few others here, to remember the Bee sketches that evolved into the 'King Bee' song, that gave them the idea to break out Joliet Jake and Elwood. I think I have that very first BBs appearence, with Paul Schaffer introing them as Don Kirchner and then they break into 'Hey Bartender' and the rest is history...</p><p>Of course except I am firmly in agreement with the old USSR tactic of re-writing history. Back then when some premier fell out of power, they just erased him out of all the books and banned any references to him. The Blues Brothers movie sequel? It doesn't exist to me. I will never see it unless you get me in a chair a la Malcolm in A Clockwork Orange, and watching it will have the same effect. </p><p>OK went off a bit... sooooary...</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I agree. Fuck B's. I'm ripping the B off my keyboard right now.&nbsp;</p><p>Wow! This is eautiful! Now I can e free as a ird! &nbsp;</p>

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[TheGameHHH]

<p>Fuck bees, I would punch every bee in the face!</p><p>Also, fuck shoes. </p>

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[Dan]

Bees are like Gypsies -- they get blamed for everything.<div><br /></div><div>What you should really be fucking are wasps and hornets.&nbsp; Most stings come from hornets and wasps, not bees.&nbsp; The European Honey Bee is a rather docile creature that spends its days collecting sweet nectar, dancing, and making delicious honey.&nbsp; In fact, unless you go rooting around a hive with your paw, honeybees don't attack mainly because when they sting, they die.&nbsp; Bees have barbed stingers that get embedded in the animal they sting, so it's not really in their nature to committ suicide.&nbsp; Even so-called &quot;Killer Bees&quot; (Africanized Honey Bees) are puppies when compared to a nest of White-Faced Hornets.</div><div><br /></div><div>Wasps and Hornets have smoothe stingers so they can sting you several times.&nbsp; They are also predators by nature (attacking insects for food), so they are much more aggressive.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, don't get mad at bees.&nbsp; When you're hanging around the park and something's flying around after your soda, it's most likely a wasp or hornet.&nbsp; Be nice to bees.</div>

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[GwEnYpOo]

<p>i never knew b's <em>bit</em> .</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em>yes , fuck the n's fuck them aaaaalllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!</em></strong></p>

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[Dirtybird12]

<p>fuckin a</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p><font size="1">What you should really be fucking are wasps and hornets.</font></p><p>Perv.</p>

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[fiestygal]

i have never been stung by a bee

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