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kevcala
08-27-2005, 09:04 PM
<p>I'm not sure how much of a confession this is because I'm not ashamed
of it, but man, I love cleaning my ears with q-tips. However, it
has to be after a shower. Cleaning them dry doesn't do it for
me. Anyone else out there love any kind of routine body
maintinance . . but not cleaning the pipes . . we all love that.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>EDIT:
. . a friend of mine used to lick his q-tip before he cleaned his
ears.&nbsp; Personally, I think it's gross. . but hey. . to each his
own.</p><p><br />


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MrPink
08-27-2005, 09:18 PM
I totally q-tip my earses every mornin&nbsp;after my shower. The only other habits i have involve drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes.

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PapaBear
08-27-2005, 09:41 PM
Never stick anything in your ear smaller than your elbow!

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XMRonFez
08-27-2005, 10:46 PM
<p>For some reason I have to wet the q tip every time. Is that normal, or just me... ? </p>

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WhistlePig
08-27-2005, 11:27 PM
The Q-tip has too be slightly wet! If I clean my ears between showers I always lick it first. You can't stick a totally dry Q-tip in your ear or it squeaks (cringe!!).

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WhistlePig
08-27-2005, 11:27 PM
I was pretty drunk. Sorry about that...

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WhistlePig
08-27-2005, 11:29 PM
xxx

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WhistlePig
08-27-2005, 11:31 PM
xxx

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Bulldogcakes
08-28-2005, 05:45 AM
<p>Wow! A triple post! I haven't been that stoned in years. Congrats.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I
looooooove cleaning my ears too!&nbsp; Gives me a feeling I've really
accomplished something when they are so clean. I'm way past Q-tips
though. I actually roll up a tissue and twist that fucker in there real
good. I have the worlds cleanest ears. <br />
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Death Metal Moe
08-28-2005, 06:26 AM
<p>I don't look forward to cleaning my ears, but I mean as part of my shower, it's a great feeling to get any and all stuff out of them.&nbsp; What usually happens is I won't have noticed a piece of wax inside one ear, but when I get it out there's a great feeling of relief that follows it's removal.</p><p>If I'm going in there just for kicks, I will usually put some lotion on the end of it.&nbsp; I don't want my own spit in my ear, thanks.</p>

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MrPink
08-28-2005, 07:43 AM
<p>Whistlepig just made me shiver thinking about sticking a dry q-tip in my ear.</p>

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XMRonFez
08-28-2005, 11:13 AM
<p>A dry squeaky q tip is making me cringe too. I'm happy now thank you, I thought I was a lunatic that had to lick the q tip.&nbsp; </p><p>Try going a while without it, the wax is nasty and red...</p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-28-2005, 11:21 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Try going a while without it, the wax is nasty and red... <br />I'll just take your filthy word for it.

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Yosammity
08-28-2005, 11:26 AM
<p>I kinda like cleaning them by taking the shower nozzle down and spraying the water directly into the ole ear hole. Especially satisfying if a nice chunk comes out!</p>

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torker
08-28-2005, 05:09 PM
<p>Sometimes my ear wax smells like peach pie.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="103" src="http://www.roundamerica.com/images/July/2003-07-26/trip-2003-07-26-MI-Frankenmuth-Zehnder's-Peach-Pie-200.jpg" width="138" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>Or does peach pie smell like my ear wax?</p>

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09-02-2005, 08:01 PM
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monsterone
09-02-2005, 09:32 PM
alright, i have to ask this: i know it's popular w/ the spanish folks but what the deal with the candle/ cone?&nbsp; and how do you get it? can you do it yourself?

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PapaBear
09-02-2005, 09:37 PM
I&quot;ve heard the candle thing is great, but no... you can't do it by yourself.<br />


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monsterone
09-02-2005, 09:52 PM
i need a sanaria (sp?) chick to clean my ears and my soul.

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DanielSan
09-17-2005, 11:32 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>For some reason I have to wet the q tip every time. Is that normal, or just me... ? </p>Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb... <br />i wet too, with warm water it feels gggoooooooood