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DarkHippie
08-28-2005, 02:42 PM
I've been puking a lot lately.  It seems that every morning i have to throw up.  I'm driving to work and i start to feel it rise, but i hold it off.  Finally i park, and out of nowhere it comes up like a chunky fountain, all over my work shirt and pants.  i got alot of it out, but i basically had to spend my entire shift with puke stains on my clothes.

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08-28-2005, 02:43 PM
Maybe you're pregnant.

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ChickenHawk
08-28-2005, 02:46 PM
K, I wanna make a joke... But this actually sounds like you have something horribly wrong with you. Go to a doctor man.

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furie
08-28-2005, 02:57 PM
<font size="2">stop going to work.</font><br />


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MrPink
08-28-2005, 03:13 PM
It could be something psychological. Are you anxious about something at work? Impossible deadlines? Maybe you're just hungover. If it's a psychological thing, you should probably takes some meds or learn to work it out.

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Bulldogcakes
08-28-2005, 04:18 PM
<p>Are you out of pot?</p><p>Dude, click this link and see whats going on (http://familydoctor.org/x2559.xml)<br />
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Death Metal Moe
08-28-2005, 04:20 PM
<p>It does sound like it's in your head to me.&nbsp; I mean, that is if the rest of the day you're fine, and it doesn't really happen when you're off.</p><p>I don't know man.&nbsp; Maybe you need to talk to someone?&nbsp; I usually don't, so I can't tell you what to do, sorry.</p>

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bobrobot
08-28-2005, 04:46 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><a href="http://familydoctor.org/x2559.xml" target="blank">Dude, click this link and see whats going on</a><br /></p><p><font color="#000066"><strong>According to that site, based on the way I feel, I have MS, I'm HIV Positive, and I have </strong><a href="http://www.psybox.com/web_dictionary/korsakov.htm"><font color="#0000cc"><strong>Korsakov's</strong> <strong>syndrome</strong></font></a><strong>&nbsp;!!!</strong></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">A doctor is a better start than a website, you may have an ulcer or some other serious condition&nbsp;!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="Dr. Butcher, M.D., medical deviate" height="288" alt="Dr. Butcher, M.D., medical deviate" src="http://www.critcononline.com/images/doctor%20butcher%20md.jpg" width="186" border="0" /><img title="Dr. Giggles" height="328" alt="Dr. Giggles" src="http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/us100535.jpg" width="221" border="0" /></p><br />

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MrPink
08-28-2005, 04:49 PM
Dr. Timothy Leary would be alot better.

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DarkHippie
08-28-2005, 05:11 PM
<p>I hope its just stress, but combined with the chronic stomach burning and the pains in my ass (i spoke about&nbsp; this in another thread) I'm a bit worried.&nbsp; It could also be due to a new medication that I'm on.&nbsp; I take a lot of different pills (I'm bi-polar).&nbsp; i'm sure its not weed-based since I haven't smoked regularly in 2 or 3 years.&nbsp; Anyway, weed combats nausea.</p><p>I'm gonna go to a doctor.&nbsp; I'll probably need an upper GI or some nasty procedure with big spikey instruments.</p>

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torker
08-28-2005, 05:14 PM
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bobrobot
08-29-2005, 03:45 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I'll probably need an upper GI or some nasty procedure with big spikey instruments.</p><p><strong><font color="#000066">It's not so bad, they drug ya up to the point where it's a non event, followed by a mild sore throat. I've been &quot;scoped&quot; from the north and the south and neither one was much of an ordeal, nor did they involve anything big or spikey!</font></strong></p><p><img title="mace" height="101" alt="mace" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:w2fsciiK374J:http://www.tbns.net/arvex/pics/" width="122" border="0" /></p><br />

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Dirtybird12
08-29-2005, 08:31 AM
<p>maybe someone put poison in your car and when you run the ac - you are slowly being poisoned. </p><p>maybe it's an alergic reaction to something?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I had something similar. I am pretty sure i was being poisoned.&nbsp; I had all the tests done. They stuck something up my nose (no, not a rubber hose)&nbsp; wait, it WAS kind of like a rubber hose that went thru the nose, down the throat and into my tummy. They never found anything wrong. ( but they did find a spider monkey in my&nbsp;stomache ) &nbsp; I got rid of my poisonmobile and the problem vanished. </p><p>You may just have a bad case of the stomache monkeys.&nbsp; ( cool band name eh?)</p><p>The Stomache Monkeys - Get well dude</p><p>&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.live365.com/stations/ufo_radio?play/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/headline.jpg" border="0" /></a> <p>Cindy Sheehan on Fri night's cosmic circus 8/26</p>

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Dirtybird12
08-29-2005, 08:31 AM
<p>double post</p>

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East Side Dave
08-29-2005, 08:38 AM
Pepto Bismol always helps with puking. And the good thing is if you drink it and <em>still </em>puke, it's all pink and bright-like, like Christmas!

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torker
08-29-2005, 11:41 AM
Christmas is pink?

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grlNIN
08-29-2005, 11:48 AM
Christmas, elephants...same thing.<em><em><br />
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East Side Dave
08-29-2005, 12:26 PM
<p>Christmas is pink?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I forgot to mention that I spend Christmas's with Cindy Lauper...</p>

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Yosammity
08-29-2005, 12:31 PM
<p>If you're bipolar and on Lithium or Depakote, nausea or vomiting can be a sign of toxicity which is potentially quite serious!!</p><p>GET YOURSELF TO A DOCTOR OF AN ER TO GET YOUR LEVEL CHECKED!!!</p>

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08-29-2005, 12:52 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;nausea or vomiting can be a sign of toxicity which is potentially quite serious!!</p><p>GET YOURSELF TO A DOCTOR OF AN ER TO GET YOUR LEVEL CHECKED!!!</p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Now THAT may involve the use of a dipstick...</font></strong></p><p><img title="dipstick" height="213" alt="dipstick" src="http://www.performancepartscanada.com/images/6235.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>Oy Vey!!!</p><br />

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08-29-2005, 01:26 PM
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DarkHippie
08-29-2005, 01:32 PM
<p>If you're bipolar and on Lithium or Depakote, nausea or vomiting can be a sign of toxicity which is potentially quite serious!!</p><p>I'm no longer on those.&nbsp; They made me gain weight like Star Jones at a lobster buffet.</p><p>i'm on Lamictal now, what about that one?</p>

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Yosammity
08-29-2005, 04:05 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>If you're bipolar and on Lithium or Depakote, nausea or vomiting can be a sign of toxicity which is potentially quite serious!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>I'm no longer on those.&nbsp; They made me gain weight like Star Jones at a lobster buffet. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>i'm on Lamictal now, what about that one?</p><p><br />If you've been on it for a while and the vomiting is a new problem, it's not likely that it's the Lamictal.&nbsp; Still sounds like it'd be a good idea for you to see a doctor.</p>

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