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PanterA

08-29-2005, 02:05 PM

Which wouldnt be a bad thing, but then again this is me we're talking about.So I'm walking the route, it's fucking humid as shit outside. I get to this house when an older gentleman rushes out of his door. "Hey mailman! How are you doing today?" He asks. He looks to be about mid 50's, kinda tubby, and smiling way to wide to be talking to his mailman. "I'm doing alright. It's really humid today." I reply. "Yeah it is. Do you need anything?" the man says. "No, I'm alright. I have my Gatorade." I say as I show him my bottle of Gatorade. "Oh, well do you need anything else?" and I look at the man and he's totally checking me out. The guy looked me from head to toe, and smiled even wider. I say "Umm no I think I'm alright." He says, "Well if you need anything don't be afraid to knock on my door. Say what's your name?" "I uhhh...my name is ahh Bobby." That's when he gets kind of close to me and says "My name's Frank..." gets in a little closer and says in a raspy, sly way "You can call me daddy." winks at me and quickly walks back into his house. I stood there for a good 10 seconds. I didn't know if I should be flattered or furious. Part of me wanted to knock him out and the other part of me wanted to thank him even though I'm not gay. It was a very awkward moment and I don't look forward to delivering to this guys house tomorrow.Has any other man or women here been hit on by the same sex? If so how did you deal with it?<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif" border="0" /> Dimebag Darryl Abbott 1966 - 2004 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a>

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MrPink

08-29-2005, 02:31 PM

Back in 9th grade I got hit on by one of my classmates. He was blowing in my ear and shit. I had no idea what to do because I never was victimized like that. I avoided him the rest of the year, fortunately he didn't come back the next year. Now whenever I get hit on by a dude I scream out, "Call an adult, call an adult!". They never bother me after that. Maybe you should just transfer to another part of the post office. I have no idea what level of education you have, but you could probably work as a mail handler or something.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Catholiccannon/getin.jpg" border="0" /> Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes!

This message was edited by MrPink on 8-29-05 @ 6:35 PM

Bulldogcakes

08-29-2005, 02:35 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Another Pantera classic! Dont
feel bad Dude, it happens to every guy sooner or later. Though this one
was real pushy about it. Musta just came back from "Wigstock" at the
Howl fest in the East Villiage. 
Definitely
DONT thank him. He'll get the wrong idea. As far as dealing with it,
just tell him the truth. Tell him you have a boyfriend 

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Bulldogcakes

08-29-2005, 02:40 PM

<a target="blank" href="http://www.outuk.com/index.php?http://www.outuk.com/outspoken/fiction/pleasemrpostman.html">Oh
please, wait a minute Mr Postman</a> 
  
 he handed me a few letters and reached back over the rear seat for the
package. When he did, his shirt pulled open and I caught a glimpse of
thick black hair surrounding his navel. He was sweating profusely and
his wide chest was heaving. Tangles of hair curled from the open collar
of his shirt. Admittedly wanting to see more of his body, I made my
pitch. "Let me grab you a coke while you're here," I offered as I took
the mail. "God, thanks, that would be great! Just make it ice-water
though," he said, "...but I'm not supposed to get outa the car...and
it's hot as hell out here on the road." That was my signal. "Yeah, I
can see how hot you are -- that hairy chest of yours probably adds to
the heat!" Then I added, "if I was you, I'd either open it up or take
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FUNKMAN

08-29-2005, 02:43 PM

try not to get too pissed... you just got to tell this guy "no thanks" if he persists and hopefully that's the end of iti remember riding the path from jersey city to 33rd and usually around the 9th or christopher st stations there were guys getting on or off that would try to stare you down... made me real uncomfortable

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stump12

08-29-2005, 03:01 PM

Hey sorry man. hasnt happend to me yet but I know theirs guy on my
route who has that smile thats way to big to be just talkin to someone.
I sayyou mark that house a drop and run, even easier if you got
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08-29-2005, 03:08 PM

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08-29-2005, 03:10 PM

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08-29-2005, 03:12 PM

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08-29-2005, 03:36 PM

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PanterA

08-29-2005, 03:40 PM

Mr. Pink thanks for telling that story, I laughed my ass off!I have no idea what level of education you have, but you could probably work as a mail handler or something. a two year old is educated enough to do a mail handlers job. I like being a carrier. I'm probably the only one in my office that doesnt mind coming in to work. I like being outside, by myself, just walking around, and getting paid for it.

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Mike Teacher

08-29-2005, 03:45 PM

guess it's the price you pay for losing all the weight and becoming a svelte adonis

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torker

08-29-2005, 03:53 PM

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Yosammity

08-29-2005, 03:53 PM

quote: So I'm walking the route, it's fucking humid as shit outside. I get to this house when an older gentleman rushes out of his door. "Hey mailman! How are you doing today?" He asks. He looks to be about mid 50's, kinda tubby, and smiling way to wide to be talking to his mailman. "I'm doing alright. It's really humid today." I reply. "Yeah it is. Do you need anything?" the man says. "No, I'm alright. I have my Gatorade." I say as I show him my bottle of Gatorade. "Oh, well do you need anything else?" and I look at the man and he's totally checking me out. The guy looked me from head to toe, and smiled even wider. I say "Umm no I think I'm alright." He says, "Well if you need anything don't be afraid to knock on my door. Say what's your name?" "I uhhh...my name is ahh Bobby." That's when he gets kind of close to me and says "My name's Frank..." gets in a little closer and says in a raspy, sly way "You can call me daddy." winks at me and quickly walks back into his house.  I don't think there's anything wrong with it at all!  You should be flattered! Love,FrankXOXOXOX P.S. Call me! 

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DJEvelEd

08-29-2005, 04:49 PM

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08-29-2005, 04:51 PM

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kevcala

08-29-2005, 10:06 PM

When I used to listen to techno, my friends and I would go to this
gay club cause that's where all the local dj's spun .  .anyone .
one time I'm standing there and this 35ish mexican (I think) guy comes
up and puts his arm around my shoulder and starts talking to me. 
I froze. . and points at the lights in the club and says, "Can't you
just look at those lights and picture a beautiful sunset on a beach?"
And I said, straight-faced "No." "Really?",he said. "Nah. . sorry man."
End of conversation.I know I asked for it being in a gay club. . . but I still thinks it's funny. 

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A.J.

08-29-2005, 11:53 PM

quote: Which wouldnt be a bad thing, but then again this is me we're talking about.So I'm walking the route, it's fucking humid as shit outside. I get to this house when an older gentleman rushes out of his door. "Hey mailman! How are you doing today?" He asks. He looks to be about mid 50's, kinda tubby, and smiling way to wide to be talking to his mailman. "I'm doing alright. It's really humid today." I reply. "Yeah it is. Do you need anything?" the man says. "No, I'm alright. I have my Gatorade." I say as I show him my bottle of Gatorade. "Oh, well do you need anything else?" and I look at the man and he's totally checking me out. The guy looked me from head to toe, and smiled even wider. I say "Umm no I think I'm alright." He says, "Well if you need anything don't be afraid to knock on my door. Say what's your name?" "I uhhh...my name is ahh Bobby." That's when he gets kind of close to me and says "My name's Frank..." gets in a little closer and says in a raspy, sly way "You can call me daddy." winks at me and quickly walks back into his house. I stood there for a good 10 seconds. I didn't know if I should be flattered or furious. Part of me wanted to knock him out and the other part of me wanted to thank him even though I'm not gay. It was a very awkward moment and I don't look forward to delivering to this guys house tomorrow.Has any other man or women here been hit on by the same sex? If so how did you deal with it?<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif" border="0" /> Dimebag Darryl Abbott 1966 - 2004 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a>This message was edited by PanterA on 8-29-05 @ 7:31 PM Men are SUCH pigs. 

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zathrus

08-30-2005, 12:02 AM

i get hit on by this one guy everytime i deliver mail to his place. he
keeps asking me when i'm going to stop by for lunch. i politely tell
him that, that would be against regulations and then run like hell. 

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sr71blackbird

08-30-2005, 02:18 AM

He is into MALE men!

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Bulldogcakes

08-30-2005, 02:50 AM

quote:He is into MALE men![/quote] Or Female men. Either way. <img width="300" height="350" border="0" src="http://www.wheels.org/pix/nycycle/critmass200410/critmass200410-Images/2.jpg" /> 
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Mike Teacher

08-30-2005, 06:33 AM

If his last name is Dussander, watch it.

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08-30-2005, 09:12 AM

He's just lucky this story came out AFTER the softball game. 

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JerseyRich

08-30-2005, 09:45 AM

Ha. You said "came out." 

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FUNKMAN

08-30-2005, 09:48 AM

he's looking for some male box...

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Donnielimes

08-30-2005, 10:06 AM

When I was a younger man, I found that I was one of those people that was just found attractive by everything, woman,man, child,housepets,plants,inanimate objects'My car just likes you better'. stranger than getting hit on by a gay guy is getting hit on by a straight one. 'Wha' the Fuyuck!!!' I was a lifeguard at a hotel in times square in the 80's and believe me every freak on 7 continents tried to get at me.

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JesterOfSadness

08-30-2005, 11:07 AM

I'm unsure if this dude was hitting on me or what but here goes...Theres a man known as the "Waving man" in east brunswick, on nice days he waves to people driving by and such. Well I was walking along the sidewalk to get to a store(this was before I started driving). I walk by him and say hello and continue on until I hear,"What about me?" I turn to him and say "What about you?" He walks over and goes to shake my hand....I slowly raise my hand and he grabs it....shaking it and not letting go. He then tells me how he was a Turkish refugee in WWII and how he can shoot German planes from so and so feet. He then said how he lives with his wife and his mother(This dude is pretty freaking old) and that if I ever needed anything to knock on his door and ask for "Uncle Alex". Me being totally terrified quickly said my goodbye and he told me "God bless You"...I quickly dashed towards the store as fast as I could and prayed to satan that he wouldnt be there when I was coming home. Luckily it started to rain and he went inside.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-30-2005, 11:11 AM

I'm unsure if this dude was hitting on me Sounds like he was a lonely old man. I doubt he was hitting on you.

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Donnielimes

08-30-2005, 01:32 PM

No hitting on you is when your 17 and a fifty year old porn producer passes you a joint and says "I love to suck black cock" (fat old dude with lotsa disco gold on and shit.) "Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

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Bulldogcakes

08-30-2005, 03:19 PM

quote:he's looking for some male box... Hoooahhh!

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Tall_James

08-30-2005, 03:22 PM

No hitting on you is when your 17 and a fifty year old porn producer passes you a joint and says "I love to suck black cock" (fat old dude with lotsa disco gold on and shit.)Sounds like he was just lonely.                                                      ...lonely for black cock.

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