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Yerdaddy

08-31-2005, 02:02 AM

But at least now, with "Bonedaddy's Middle East Parasite Diet Plan", I have the hips for it!Actually I'm a little later than most ex-pats here in that it's taken me 7 months in this country to finally start to go native by wearing the "mawiz." But, then, I'm liking it alot too. First off, shorts are not an option in this country, (they're haram! but skirts aren't. Religions are logical!), pants are too friggin hot for the closest Arabian Penninsula country to the equator, and this baby gives new meaning to the term "cool breeze". I bought this baby on a scortcher of a day down in Hadramawt. We were spending most of our days crammed into a hot Land Cruiser and real quickly I learned to hold the end of my skirt... er, mawiz out the window for the instant air-conditioning effect. Seriously, you chicks have been holding out on us with this magnificent sensation.It's also convenient in ways that are not at first obvious. Consider the squat-hole for example, (see my new photo album <a href="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/index.html" target="_blank">"Squat-holes of Yemen"</a> if you don't know what a squat-hole is). You can't just drop trou on one of these nasty contraptions. You do that, you drop IN your trou, is what you do! No. You have to take OFF your pants to use a squat-hole. And you can't always find a hook or a clean spot in a bathroom in this country. So this bad-boy, with its easy access, up-around-the-waist-in-a-jiffy design, is just the ticket for that whole problem. (I'm not doing a good job of making this confession not sound gay, am I? This is the last time I let Mojo ghost write for me.)So it's definitely got its advantages. And it's purdy, too!Question: If you live in a country where the men where skirts, would you? <img height="666" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/yemen/100_4011.JPG" width="500" border="0" /> <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5" border="0" /> Fuck it from behind.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 8-31-05 @ 6:18 AM

spoon

08-31-2005, 03:05 AM

I feel violated.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" />

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torker

08-31-2005, 03:51 AM

Your balls are showing.

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Tall_James

08-31-2005, 04:29 AM

This may seem like a "shock" question but I am curious to find out if it is true that people over there wipe their asses with their left hand after dropping off the kids at the pool.Enlighten me.

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A.J.

08-31-2005, 05:08 AM

Nice, but I bet you'd look just DARLING in a thobe and ghutra.

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Hottub

08-31-2005, 05:36 AM

I, for one, am shocked and appalled!!       Yet also, I am strangely aroused!

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Yerdaddy

08-31-2005, 06:26 AM

quote: I feel violated.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" />I feel violated.   <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!These give easier access for THAT too!Your balls are showing. And that TOO!This may seem like a "shock" question but I am curious to find out if it is true that people over there wipe their asses with their left hand after dropping off the kids at the pool.Enlighten me.Oddly enough, it makes it easier for the old hand ass-wipe too.Um, to some degree, yes, I think it's true - but for some good reasons though. First off, most people use an ass-hose. Most squatholes have a faucet with a hose next to them, and with anywhere from just the hose to a variety of elaborate nozzles - like the one for rinsing off dishes in a nice American kitchen. (Again, for ass-hose samples, see the "Squatholes of Yemen".) A couple hotels I stayed at in Egypt had the equivalent of a bidet for men, (and women). Point being, in most cases they don't wipe - they wash. Some of the ex-pats go with the wash over wipe, and swear by it being better. Biggest reason for this is that most of the plumbing in this part of the world, (and in most of the Third World), can't handle toilet paper. In Yemen, especially, some of the plumbing - where there is plumbing - is over 100 years old. Some of the plumbing that is newer just seems like it's 100 years old. This country is also one of the most water-scarce in the world, as much of the Middle East, and that's obviously also an important factor in how they can and can not deal with sanitation.Also, Yemen is one of the poorest countries in the world, with an average per-capita income of about $500 per year. It's also extremely rural and most villages are isolated by mountains or deserts. About half the country doesn't even have plumbing. So, like we, in "the west", did until relatively recently, they use what they got available. For some, that means hands, and for some it's whatever paper is free or cheap and available - newspapers, packaging, etc. And, of course, these things also are still not available everywhere here, and certainly weren't available at all until recently, so they've got the traditions that go along with cleanliness. They generally don't eat with their left hand, and certainly won't handle shared food with their left hand - even if they've got the plumbing to keep their hands fecal-free. It's just become ingrained as part of the culture.There still are the sick bastards here who will just cop a squat anywhere here - vacant lot, side of the road, middle of the main street, (true, and unfortunate, story I witnessed in Aden. [shudder] Thanks for reminding me, James). You can usually spot a guy who's going to be a street-shitter, and assume he's also a hand-wiper, and avoid them. Handshakes, fortunately, are not really that meaningful here, and they don't notice if you ignore the offer. Nice, but I bet you'd look just DARLING in a thobe and ghutra.Booooring! Especially since the thobe only comes in plain white and usually has huge hang-glider collars. It does, however, accentuate the package quite a bit. I'll consider it. And the ghutra only comes in that same red and white tablecloth-at-Carmine-Ragusa's-pizza-joint look to it. Actually, it's got some pretty cool colors and patterns to it too. OK. You're right. I will look darling soon when I'm sporting the thobe and ghutra. Now what am I going to do about SHOES!!?? My stars these Arabic patterns are so hard to match!

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Yerdaddy

08-31-2005, 06:35 AM

Yet also, I am strangely aroused!Try walking by a store window, seeing your own ass in a skirt, and checking yourself out before you realize what you're looking at. That's strangely aroused!This thing is hard to hide a boner in, too. We need a special board warning just for me: NSFCrossdressers. If Reefdweller didn't post so much I might actually be able to leave this fucking internet cafe!

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Fuck it from behind.

Tall_James

08-31-2005, 06:42 AM

Thanks for the detailed answer.  NOW GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE!!!  (or maybe not)

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Aggie

08-31-2005, 07:11 AM

Now we can never hang out together. I don't have friends who are prettier than me.

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badorties

08-31-2005, 07:14 AM

First off, most people use an ass-hose.wow, i don't know if i ever really need to know that ...

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kevcala

08-31-2005, 07:15 AM

quote:Question: If you live in a country where the men where skirts, would you?If <a href="http://www.utilikilts.com/" target="_self">Utilikilts</a> count as skirts . . . then no. 

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DarkHippie

08-31-2005, 08:38 AM

You're a sexy beast, Boner.  A sexy sexy beast

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Hottub

08-31-2005, 09:09 AM

<img height="375" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/100_3810.JPG" width="500" border="0" />  GOOD GOD!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

IrishAlkey

08-31-2005, 09:25 AM

I always knew you were an ass-hose.

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MrPink

08-31-2005, 09:52 AM

Now I see why they are so angry over there. I'd be angry too if I had to shit like that. 

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AppleBoy

08-31-2005, 10:41 AM

Imagine if they had White Castle over there.  The horror!

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Bulldogcakes

08-31-2005, 01:03 PM

quote:<img width="500" height="666" border="0" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/yemen/100_4011.JPG" /> Could somebody please photoshop a wig on this lil' ho? I want to see what it looks like. Gracias. 

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IrishAlkey

08-31-2005, 01:58 PM

I'm nominating you for What Not To Wear and Clean Sweep.

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curtoid

08-31-2005, 03:33 PM

Do you still pee sitting down too?

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bobrobot

08-31-2005, 05:12 PM

At last a name for my album of solo Oud recordings...     quote: <a href="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/index.html" target="_blank">"Squat-holes of Yemen"</a>   <img title="spooky Udi" height="319" alt="spooky Udi" src="http://www.andalus.com/art/gallery_1/images/oud%20_player.jpg" width="450" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboOud.jpg" border="0" />"I only know 2 songs, 1 is Yankee Doodle Dandy, and the other 1 isn't."Ulysses S. Grant 

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A.J.

08-31-2005, 11:39 PM

First off, most people use an ass-hose.I've got one in my place -- right next to the toilet paper holder.  Hell, they're even in the bathroom at the airport.

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A.J.

08-31-2005, 11:41 PM

Booooring! Especially since the thobe only comes in plain white and usually has huge hang-glider collars. It does, however, accentuate the package quite a bit. I'll consider it. And the ghutra only comes in that same red and white tablecloth-at-Carmine-Ragusa's-pizza-joint look to it. Actually, it's got some pretty cool colors and patterns to it too. OK. You're right. I will look darling soon when I'm sporting the thobe and ghutra. They come in blue and brown too --- that's the fall/winter model.  And ghutras can be black and white or plain white.  Just be sure to get the fan belt to keep it on.

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