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Tenbatsuzen

09-02-2005, 08:11 AM

I admit that I'm slightly misogynistic, and there is an acquaintance of mine that I cannot stand.  She is rude, obnoxious, and intolerable.  I have a colorful vocabulary to describe people, and she is no exception.I had to call my mom about something, and I was driving.  In the course of the conversation, my mom asked me if I was coming over to my parents house for dinner that night.My response: "No, I have to meet up with the cunt and.... Wow, I'm really sorry I just said that to you."I think we were both in a state of shock that I said it.  My mom, who probably has never even heard that word before, and me, for realizing that I just said that to my own MOTHER.The lesson, as always: I have zero mental filter whatsoever. 

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Death Metal Moe

09-02-2005, 08:17 AM

Ooooo damn.  Yea, that is a rough word to use on the phone with your mom.  Ehh, she is a grown woman though.  Sure she's heard it, just remember this one next time you're talking to her.I don't think I've ever even used the F work in front of my mother.

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badorties

09-02-2005, 08:21 AM

it could be much worse ... you could've thought that the phone was off, and called your mom that ...call back, apologize or swing by with a plant ...

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Jennitalia

09-02-2005, 08:22 AM

i used to get my mouthed washed out as a kid.  I curse in front of my mom now, and I usually get the shocked response.  I have said "cunt" in front of her only when talking about my aunt (her sister in law).  She hates that word, but my mom cant argue with me when i call her one.

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Doctor Manhattan

09-02-2005, 09:25 AM

So women don't like that word? Since when?

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09-02-2005, 11:05 AM

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Tenbatsuzen

09-02-2005, 12:04 PM

quote: So women don't like that word? Since when? <a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"></a> I'd play C-word alert, but I have the wrong template.  I got "Professor Anthony" instead.

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ChickenHawk

09-02-2005, 12:16 PM

So you're still holding out on the "I'm gay" bomb?

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curtoid

09-02-2005, 02:52 PM

Shocked.

SatCam

09-03-2005, 10:04 AM

So you're still holding out on the "I'm gay" bomb?Not before he tells her he's pregnant<img src="http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d3/180px-PregnantWoman.jpg" border="0" />

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fiestygal

09-03-2005, 11:22 AM

OMG! haha..in my house however we drop bombs all the time- well not really my mom BUT my dad and i do costantly and when we get pissed at one another HOLY SMOKES look out its like a blitzgrieg of FUCKS 

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fiestygal

09-03-2005, 11:25 AM

BTW matty, why even be friends/ aquaintances with this person you don't like ..why even associate yourself with her? i say cut all ties if she bothers you so

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Justice4all

09-03-2005, 10:06 PM

quote:  The lesson, as always: I have zero mental filter whatsoever.  ok this explains ALOT................!!!

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BigASSMember

09-03-2005, 10:13 PM

as howie mandel said...there are 2 words women don't like...the C word and Cunt 

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Justice4all

09-04-2005, 08:00 PM

I can't believe I did it myself tonight!I was at a bar down the shore and me and some of my family (parents included) came with us to see this horrific two man act for happy hour. I brought my credit card with me but no cash. Well as it turned out they had a cover charge to get in, cash only. So my mother helped me out and gave me some cash to help get me in the place. This drunken mess who some people would consider a woman turned around and said "Did your MOMMY just give you money?" in a very condiscending way. She then preceeded to tell me how ALL the men she is with carries 100's or thousands of dollars all the time. "Even my dad!"...so i turned to her and said thanks for letting me know the next person I should hold up is your father. She did not know if I was serious or not.I then went into the bar and started to tell my sister, her boyfriends and some of her friends about this woman. As my mother asked me "Who was this" I said...."Oh this fucking twat over by the door"folks it came out just a millisecond before I realized i said this to my mother. She was appalled...and I immediately thought of Tens.

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mikeyboy

09-04-2005, 08:07 PM

quote: BTW matty, why even be friends/ aquaintances with this person you don't like ..why even associate yourself with her? i say cut all ties if she bothers you so'cuz it's his mom.     Oh, you meant the....  carry on. 

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spoon

09-04-2005, 08:52 PM

Seriously Tom, the time to drop c bombs was before you spoke to your mother.  I would have gone off and fucked with that bitch all night long.  Whore!  I can't believe AngryMissy did that to you!  But that did sound like a sweet little scene with Mommy handing little Tom his $5 cover.  "Don't spend it all in one place honey."  "Thanks mommy!"  <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" />Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

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Tenbatsuzen

09-09-2005, 08:20 PM

Justice, not for nothing, but there is a big, big, big difference between "twat" and the c-bomb. 

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samnyc

09-09-2005, 09:50 PM

i agree with mikeyboy ... cut all ties with your mom. 

DreamWeaver

09-10-2005, 02:08 PM

When I was 13 I called my mom a prick cause my friend told me to. I didn't know what it meant. That bitch slapped the shit out of me. 

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