knowing the date and time you die [Archive]

Death Metal Moe

09-26-2005, 08:12 AM

I already did one of those a few years ago.  I should already be dead.

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Yosammity

09-26-2005, 08:29 AM

Thursday, March 11, 2021 Sweet!  That's actually better than I thought!

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FUNKMAN

09-26-2005, 08:34 AM

Friday, August 10, 2035   *-- Seconds left to live -* edit: that would make me 72 and 3/4's... can't say i'm too happy with that...like woody allen says " It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" nice knowing you guys...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 9-26-05 @ 5:31 PM

Death Metal Moe

09-26-2005, 08:36 AM

OK, so I did it. Here's mine.Wednesday, August 23, 2051Ehh, that's long enough.

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zathrus

09-26-2005, 08:53 AM

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21, 2054  


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This message was edited by zathrus on 9-26-05 @ 12:56 PM

Fallon

09-26-2005, 09:20 AM

Sunday, October 10, 2077Sweet! 

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Keotok

09-26-2005, 09:23 AM

Thursday, May 17, 2057 Making me 79 years old...

Doctor Manhattan

09-26-2005, 09:35 AM

Thursday, January 9, 2048  I'll be 74 years old.

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furie

09-26-2005, 09:39 AM

a gypsy reading tarot cards already told me I was going to die in 2019 fighting apes from the future. 

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Evilpete

09-26-2005, 09:58 AM

Sept 19, 2025 

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badorties

09-26-2005, 10:17 AM

Sunday, April 22, 2046, i'll be 76

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boogotshot

09-26-2005, 10:24 AM

quote: a gypsy reading tarot cards already told me I was going to die in 2019 fighting apes from the future. <img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/rfsigs/islanders.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a> LMAO

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DarkHippie

09-26-2005, 10:57 AM

Wednesday, October 25, 2045October 25, 2045

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Tall_James

09-26-2005, 11:06 AM

Sunday, September 11, 2033  However, what is not said is that I plan on transplanting my brain into a super-Robot.

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tbonesteak

09-26-2005, 11:12 AM

The weird thing is, I'll die in 2034.  But if I was a smoker, it would be 2035.  That seems bass ackwards.  

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samnyc

09-26-2005, 11:35 AM

June 17 2053 although i was hoping for something sooner

ChildofFez

09-26-2005, 11:44 AM

Wednesday, October 9, 1935  *-- Seconds left to live -*   Seconds left to live... Hey what the hell damnit...AL!!!! <div /><img src="http://www.finifter.com/quantum-leap/gifs/al.gif" border="0" /> <div /><img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/g.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/drummerisme" target="blank">You know you want to click do it I dare YA!!!!!!!!</a>.

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TheMojoPin

09-26-2005, 12:37 PM

"TheMojoPin...shot in the back by Buford Tannen over the matter of 80 dollars, September 7th, 1885?!?"GREAT SCOTT.

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Papa_Burgundy

09-26-2005, 04:07 PM

quote: Wednesday, October 9, 1935  *-- Seconds left to live -*   Seconds left to live... Hey what the hell damnit...AL!!!! * /> <img src="http://www.finifter.com/quantum-leap/gifs/al.gif" border="0" /> GOOD REFERENCE 

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Papa_Burgundy

09-26-2005, 04:09 PM

quote: "TheMojoPin...shot in the back by Buford Tannen over the matter of 80 dollars, September 7th, 1885?!?"GREAT SCOTT. Great reference.  this board has some funny peeps i must say.  not me of course, i simply say how good the jokes are and add nothing in the meantime.  

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Lumber

09-26-2005, 04:30 PM

Jan. 30th, 2045..

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MrPink

09-26-2005, 05:13 PM

Friday December 19 2059. I'm a smoker and I checked what would happen if I wasn't and its the same exact date. Damn I'll be 73, I wish I died sooner...

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PapaBear

09-26-2005, 05:41 PM

Wednesday, August 6, 2031. I'll be 65, so I don't need to worry about the state of Social Security.Given the fact that two people have gotten strange results when they tried both smoker and non-smoker, I wouldn't trust this thing much.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

09-26-2005, 05:45 PM

Not looking good for the fuzzybutt...

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j3lehane

09-26-2005, 05:56 PM

I plugged in my dad's stats and it said he died in Aug 2005,but then I
made him a NON SMOKER and he made it to Jan 13 2010.A keystroke added 4
1/2 years.   This tool doesn't seem to take into account some
major upcoming health -improving procedures that the wealthy can well
afford.Life extension is big biz,getting bigger.

Photoshop Mike

09-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Tuesday, February 16, 2044  Still have time for MANY  more Fezzie photoshop pics :) day, FeTuesday, February 16, 2044  bruary 16, 2044  

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Gvac

09-26-2005, 06:28 PM

January 5, 2045.

40 more years of this horseshit?

Say it ain't so!

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WhistlePig

09-26-2005, 09:34 PM

Thursday, November 3, 2022ÿ
57 years young! Cool, no nursing home for me.

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curtoid

09-28-2005, 10:52 AM

What setting is everyone using? Depending on what I put in, I either die last week, or I live to be 96.

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terryc35

09-28-2005, 11:02 AM

quote: Given the fact that two people have gotten strange results when they tried both smoker and non-smoker, I wouldn't trust this thing much.REALLY!?!?  Thanks man...I was already making funeral arrangements inpreperation for my untimely death in 2053.

j3lehane

09-28-2005, 04:11 PM

If you want to cheat death you plug in NON-smoker,Optimist,25 BMI (or
less),and choose weight that is what you weighed when you graduated
high school.....ok that's cheating.

Swift Boat Vet

09-28-2005, 06:51 PM

Monday, December 24, 2046Man, that will ruin someone's Christmas.

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IamFogHat

09-28-2005, 07:04 PM

Monday December 6, 2021Wow, apparently I'm not even going to make it to forty, and my body mass index wasn't even that bad.

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SilentSpic

09-28-2005, 07:06 PM

I read every single post in this thread, PLEASE kill me now!!! 

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cougarjake13

10-01-2005, 05:46 AM

monday june 25 2074making me 97 years old

A.J.

10-01-2005, 05:52 AM

Saturday, March 10, 2012  7 more years? I can live with that.

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DanielSan

10-01-2005, 11:30 AM

Tuesday May 5th 2060  hell yeah!!!!!!!! a lil sooner would be nice haha fuck living it blowsill be 74 liek this shit is even right ha, i wanna die by 60