I just threw my dogs shit in a neighbours yard [Archive]

canuckgurl

10-05-2005, 09:27 AM

So, I'm outside picking up dog crap, find my stupid neighbours poodle shit in my yard, so I pick up my Lab's big ass shit and I fling it in their driveway(might of left a smudge on there van) Anyone else have problems with other ppls dog's shitting in there yard??

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K5Banger

10-05-2005, 10:03 AM

*Steps backward's slowly leaving thread*

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Patches

10-05-2005, 10:03 AM

filthy canadian!

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10-05-2005, 10:09 AM

quote: filthy canadian! <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" /> Thanks, Filthier then you think....... 

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JPMNICK

10-05-2005, 10:12 AM

If i was your neighbor, I would wait until you went to pick up the paper in the morning and fling my cum all over you

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canuckgurl

10-05-2005, 10:17 AM

Nice, really nice........

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Snoogans

10-05-2005, 10:22 AM

yea like its nice to throw shit at your neighbors car. Though talkin to
you for a couple, I can totally understand why he'd let his dog shit
all over your stuff 

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10-05-2005, 10:27 AM

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TheMojoPin

10-05-2005, 11:25 AM

If it's a poodle, you throw the shit into their yard, then eat the dog.

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Snoogans

10-05-2005, 11:33 AM

You shoulda just threw your dog in his yard 

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Tall_James

10-05-2005, 11:33 AM

If i was your neighbor, I would wait until you went to pick up the paper in the morning and fling my cum all over youMIGGS !!!!

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canuckgurl

10-05-2005, 11:54 AM

quote: If it's a poodle, you throw the shit into their yard, then eat the dog.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Too drunk to dream... << Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."Yummmmm poodle, they have two of them....any other suggestions?? 

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Iamnotatool

10-05-2005, 12:36 PM

Yes, one other suggestion. Wrap your filthy Canadian lips around my cock and suck your way down to the bottom.   Then stick out your toungue, while my cock is still in your mouth, and lick my balls.

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DJEvelEd

10-05-2005, 12:47 PM

When I sleep over my Sweety's house, her neighbors dog shits and barks all fuckin day. They pile the shit up FOUR FEET HIGH in the corner of the fence that is RIGHT NEXT TO OUR YARD. They sometimes throw grass clippings on top but the smell is worse than Billy Staples Swamp Ass on a comedy stage.I get my revenge though because I wake up at 5:30 and I ALWAYS intentionally make the dog bark to wake up those fuckin cocksucking white trash ginny bastards. (no offense to the fuckin cocksucking white trash ginny bastards here of course) At 5:40 they are out there SCREAMING at the dog and he shuts up. At 5:45 I'm making kissy noises at the dog again to start the process all over again until I leave for work at 6:30. I FUCKIN LOVE REVENGE ON SHITTY DOGS/OWNERS.PS: ALWAYS use other peoples cum/shit to fling to protect your DNA. Trust me I know...

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terryc35

10-05-2005, 01:10 PM

You really want to get back at someone next time they have you over ask to use there bathroom and upper deck that mother fucker.  For those of you who don't know, you take the top off the back of the toilet (where the water stores up while the toilet is not in use) and you take a shit in there and put the top back on.  Flush, thank them for allowing you to use there commode and walk away.   When a toilet flushes it pulls up a valve that let's water stored in the back flush the crappy water out than after the water fills back through the open valve and it is ready to be used again.  The next time they use the bowl they will reach back to flush and nothing will happen besides the clinging of the handle.  When they open the bick they will see that your shit will be lying in their tan blocking the valve and not letting the back fill up with water.  They then have to remove it themselves.IT is fucking hilarious.....tune for more of my fun with poo segments coming soon.

DreamWeaver

10-05-2005, 01:27 PM

I let my dogs shit on my neighbbor's lawn everyday and I will never clean it up. They shot my roommate in the back with a bb gun. And also cracked one of my windows. Fuck them. If I had balls I'd shit on their lawn myself.

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10-05-2005, 01:31 PM

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Snoogans

10-05-2005, 01:32 PM

Throw a brick through his window with a message on it 

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K5Banger

10-05-2005, 01:43 PM

How about she throw's herself thru there window maybe they'll get the point that way to

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Bulldogcakes

10-05-2005, 02:00 PM

What a pussy move. If you had any balls you'd drop your pants in broad
daylight and take a huge shit on your nieghbor's doorstep. And I'd make
sure to eat lots of corn and Mexican food the night before! 

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TheMojoPin

10-05-2005, 02:46 PM

quote: If I had balls I'd shit on their lawn myself. Uh, yeah, we don't use those for that.

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DJEvelEd

10-05-2005, 05:23 PM

quote: quote: If I had balls I'd shit on their lawn myself. Uh, yeah, we don't use those for that.You haven't seen my dingleberries!      have you?  

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torker

10-05-2005, 05:28 PM

Did you bare-hand it?

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Death Metal Moe

10-05-2005, 06:44 PM

Every aspect of this thread disgusts me.

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tele7

10-05-2005, 07:01 PM

Thanks!..now i'm starving

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FUNKMAN

10-05-2005, 08:22 PM

their poodle left a dipsey doodle and you went out of your noodle...as long as you didn't fling it with your bare hand then it's okay

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canuckgurl

10-06-2005, 02:25 AM

quote: Did you bare-hand it Did you bare-hand it  Nah, I poked it with a twig and launched her over!!! Got some good distance

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canuckgurl

10-06-2005, 02:27 AM

All your suggestions are great. Hanging a rat on their lawn personally would be funny as hell, don't have the "balls" for that, thanks guys

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TheMojoPin

10-06-2005, 05:59 AM

Buy a catapult.Allow the poodle dung to pile up.When you've got a lot of it, smear it to a giant rock, light it on fire and launch that shit into the side of their house.You'll get pretty filthy, but it'll be worth it to see a house full of poodle-owners go up in poo-fueled flames.

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Bulldogcakes

10-06-2005, 05:09 PM

Go down to your local dog run. Take any bag out of the garbage pails
filled with many days of various dog shit. Climb onto your neighbors
roof and dump the bag down their chimney and/or air ducts. They should
have a nice surprise when the weather gets cold this weekend and they
turn their heat on. 

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Bulldogcakes

10-06-2005, 05:11 PM

You know, homemade chocolate truffles bear a striking resemblence to dog shit. Just a thought. 

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FUNKMAN

10-06-2005, 05:23 PM

thank god you don't have a pet elephant...

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Lumber

10-06-2005, 05:29 PM

quote: So, I'm outside picking up dog crap, find my stupid neighbours poodle shit in my yard, so I pick up my Lab's big ass shit and I fling it in their driveway(might of left a smudge on there van) Anyone else have problems with other ppls dog's shitting in there yard?? Fuck you know I rock!!           Good thing your not my neighbor...I`d punch you dead in the face for being an asshole...Dogs  wil be dogs. 

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FUNKMAN

10-06-2005, 05:33 PM

good thing your not my neighbor... i don't even have a dog

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Lumber

10-06-2005, 05:34 PM

quote: good thing your not my neighbor... i don't even have a dog <img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" border="0" />           This is why I love this Fuckin` Guy!!! 

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FUNKMAN

10-06-2005, 05:38 PM

This is why I love this Fuckin` Guy!!! i wish Lumber was my neighbor...   in a macho manly kind of way, drink some brews, do some broads...

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Bulldogcakes

10-06-2005, 06:00 PM

quote:quote: good thing your not my neighbor... i don't even have a dog <img border="0" src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" /> This is why I love this Fuckin` Guy!!! 

 
 Who doesn't? Anyone dont love da Funkman, I say we throw dogshit in THEIR backyard! 

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Lumber

10-06-2005, 06:09 PM

quote:  quote: This is why I love this Fuckin` Guy!!!  i wish Lumber was my neighbor...   in a macho manly kind of way, drink some brews, do some broads...<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" border="0" />           Noice... 

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Lumber

10-06-2005, 06:17 PM

quote: quote:  quote: This is why I love this Fuckin` Guy!!!  i wish Lumber was my neighbor...   in a macho manly kind of way, drink some brews, do some broads...<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" border="0" />           Noice... <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jtodd" border="0" />               This is how Funk throws Dogshit in your yard:  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46941/Message/<a%20href=" border="0" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/lumber/maxclio.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">   PRICELESS... <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jtodd" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

10-06-2005, 09:02 PM

Are we done blowin' Funkman or should I come back in a few hours?

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K5Banger

10-06-2005, 09:10 PM

I was gonna say "damn there is alot of man love going on in here ill come back later" but that damn moe beat me to the fuckin punch, thankx moe

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