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Death Metal Moe

10-05-2005, 06:57 PM

So I have a tripod I use to take different shots with my digital camera sitting on my floor in front of an old desk in my room.  No big deal.  That is, until I stub my little toe on my left foot on it.  Wow it smarted, but I didn't bother to stop and look at it because you stub your toes on shit all the time and you're fine.  It was paining me as I went to sleep, but I just figured it was bruised a little.Goddamn!  When I woke up this morning and went to put my socks on, I noticed what had actually happened.  My nail was split in half and peeling away from the front of my toe.  I played with it for a minute and it started bleeding again.  Shit, no wonder it hurts like that.  I guess my toenail will fall off now.  Very lame.  It doesn't look bad, but it's gonna fall out, I just know it.Anyone else do something like this?

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PapaBear

10-05-2005, 07:03 PM

The second I got to the split toenail part, I stopped reading. Torn toenails and nails that pop off stories, creep me the hell out. I can't even hear them. It's making me sick just thinking about it!

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mikeyboy

10-05-2005, 07:04 PM

I know how to play this game.Stubbed my toe, BAD. Not stubbing your toe.  GOOD.

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10-05-2005, 07:05 PM

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10-05-2005, 07:05 PM

The second I got to the split toenail part, I stopped reading. Torn
toenails and nails that pop off stories, creep me the hell out. I can't
even hear them. It's making me sick just thinking about it!I second these thoughts. 

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tele7

10-05-2005, 07:09 PM

been there with my thumbnail..slammed it in a drawer.  it took a few months to fall off.  it turned blackish purple and slowly was replaced with a new nail underneath it.  sorry...but you asked..good luck

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Gmann

10-05-2005, 07:13 PM

I was moving some furniture today as a matter of fact and my stereo speaker fell and hit my pinkie toe and it STILL FUCKING HURTS. My pinkie toe nail is split in half I feel your pain Moe!!!

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10-05-2005, 07:13 PM

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EffMeBoobs

10-05-2005, 07:22 PM

That has got to be one of the worst pains ever.  Sort of like
slamming your finger in a car door and having your nail come off sorta
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DJEvelEd

10-05-2005, 07:22 PM

Ya gotta clip it now. It'll feel better after. Do it after a hot shower. I stub my toes all the time with all the friggin meds that I'm on. Then I take more meds. It a vicious cycle...

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TheMojoPin

10-06-2005, 05:57 AM

When I was a kid, I had a door get slammed OVER my foot (weird door frame, living overseas at the time, long story) that caught my big toenail and essentially slammed it back INTO my toe.  Easily the worst pain of my life.  And because of the nature of the injury, the nail couldn't fall off or drain, so all the pressure built up over a few days until my toe was purple and I had to go the doctor.  To free the blood trapped under the nail, the had to puncture the nail itself with a heated needle, and my God, the pressure was so great the blood shot across the room and hit the wall.  Contrasting the pain earlier, this was the greatest feeling of relief I've ever felt, possibly better than any sex I have had or will have.  THEN, again, because of how I was injured, the new nail kept growing in sideways, and I had to get two surgeries to repair the damn thing.In short, if you're trying to kick your brother's ass for being a little shit, be sure to catch him BEFORE he can slam the door shut.I feel your pain, Moe.  And then some.

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Death Metal Moe

10-06-2005, 06:06 AM

Wow, that's far worse than mine.  My toe actually stopped hurting all together and I was able to jam with Unhallowed last night.Mojo's story does remind me of a time with my father.  He had somehow slammed his finger at work and blood was building up under his fingernail.  We sat there at the stove, under the yellowish light of the stovehood, heating the needle and burning through his nail until the blood came out.Good times.

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10-06-2005, 06:11 AM

<img height="324" src="http://the-standard.org/97-14/f5p.jpg" width="350" border="0" />"I stubbed my toe, dude!  I stubbed my toe, man!  Hold my hand."

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Furtherman

10-06-2005, 06:29 AM

quote: So I have a tripod I use to take different shots with my digital camera sitting on my floor in front of an old desk in my room.  No big deal.  That is, until I stub my little toe on my left foot on it.  ...and then the little girl was able to get away. I hate when that happens too!

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FUNKMAN

10-06-2005, 06:43 AM

after taking a shower my oldest brother George  'for some reason'  was walking real fast back to his room and he was all happy 'probably going on a date' and his feet were still wet. he wound up slipping on the linoleum and his foot slammed into the corner of the dresser. i've never seen happiness turn to sadness and pain so fast in my life.  i couldn't stop laughing...

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MrPink

10-06-2005, 07:18 AM

I stub my toes all the time with all the friggin meds that I'm on. Then I take more meds. It a vicious cycle... Don't you mean awesome cycle?

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canuckgurl

10-06-2005, 11:47 AM

This one guy I know went to work but wanted the weekend off so he got one of his friends to slam a door on his hand so he could go home. He didn't think that it would do much damage, but the fucker never thought that the door was steel, when is kerkoff buddy slammed the door it took is index finger clean off!!! Got more then a day off!! Wonder if it was worth it!!!LMAO

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10-06-2005, 11:49 AM

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Melrapuo

10-06-2005, 12:58 PM

I jammed my finger in July or early August (can't remember) while trying to catch a football.  I didn't really think much of it at the time, and figured it would go away.The pain is pretty much gone, but there are times when, if I put a certain amount of pressure on it, the pain comes pain, and its October.  I think I mightve sprained it or fractured a bone or something.

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10-07-2005, 04:06 PM

<blockquote style="">quote:after taking a shower my oldest brother George  'for some reason'  was walking real fast back to his room and he was all happy 'probably going on a date' and his feet were still wet. he wound up slipping on the linoleum and his foot slammed into the corner of the dresser. i've never seen happiness turn to sadness and pain so fast in my life.  i couldn't stop laughing...

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif" border="0" />[/quote] Christ I read this and couldn't stop laughing! I think it reminded me of some similar incident with my brother. Why is other people's pain so funny?

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10-08-2005, 04:34 PM

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10-08-2005, 04:37 PM

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Death Metal Moe

10-15-2005, 01:40 AM

Well an update on the toe.  I guess I greatly over reacted.  I mean it's kinda dark under the nail but nowhere near black at all.  It's still got a crack down the middle, but it's growing fairly normally and stopped hurting like 2 days later.  It's just there now.  Hope it grows out in a couple weeks.

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A.J.

10-16-2005, 01:33 AM

Add me to the list of victims.I woke up about 0400 to get a drink of water.  Now I've been here for 8 months so I should know the layout of my quarters pretty well right?  Well, half asleep, I start walking out of the kitchen and walk right into the corner of a wall, jamming my big toe right onto the edge of the molding.  I didn't think it was any worse than a stub -- until I saw the trail of blood on the floor and a nice flap of skin peeled back.Good times.

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10-16-2005, 03:02 AM

quote: i've never seen happiness turn to sadness and pain so fast in my life.  i couldn't stop laughing... What a great line!

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Death Metal Moe

10-24-2005, 05:09 PM

Another toe update.  It seemed as though it was growing normally, so when I went to cut that nail, 3/4 of the left side of the nail came right off.  There's about a 32nd of an inch of nail sticking out from under the cuticle or whatever you have on your toes.  But it never hurt after that 1st couple days and it's not discolored.So I guess that's that.

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