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Death Metal Moe

10-07-2005, 08:46 AM

I don't know what it is, but for the past few days all I've been able to make up are terrible jokes and half assed puns that go nowhere.  I guess I could try to blame it on my allergies acting up, but I used to be able to crack jokes sick.This is bad.  I think I should take 200 cc's of Kids in the Hall reruns and post in the morning.SEE?!  That's all I fuckin' got!  LAME!   HELP MEEEEE!!!

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furie

10-07-2005, 08:48 AM

perhaps you've lost your Mojo... 

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Death Metal Moe

10-07-2005, 08:49 AM

quote: perhaps you've lost your Mojo...perhaps you've lost your Mojo...  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335" border="0" /> <a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a> No, I got a lot funnier when Mojo stopped IMing me. 

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Tall_James

10-07-2005, 08:57 AM

Melrapuo

10-07-2005, 09:03 AM

I think my sense of humor is broken. <img height="200" src="http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/68/31/3081063EB984000-resized200.gif" width="200" border="0" /> Tape fixes everything.

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HBox

10-07-2005, 09:06 AM

I think your sense of humor is fine, you just feel
really bad for that family that has asses for faces. 

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Jennitalia

10-07-2005, 09:08 AM

you probably lost it after you stubbed your toe, man.

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Tall_James

10-07-2005, 09:16 AM

What you need is ...<img height="462" src="http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/stella.bmp" width="319" border="0" />

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Furtherman

10-07-2005, 09:20 AM

That's it!  Marry a gay man.

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Tall_James

10-07-2005, 09:22 AM

That's it!  Marry a gay man. You'll instantly double your wardrobe!

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JPMNICK

10-07-2005, 09:31 AM

i def. have noticed. Maybe daylight savings will bring you out of this rut

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Knowledged_one

10-07-2005, 09:36 AM

Moe, I have the cure for what ails ye.I will send you a couple shows of Don and Mike best ofs the funny will be back in no timeEither that or you aren't eating enough bacon, i heard pork lubricates the funny bone

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terryc35

10-07-2005, 09:49 AM

If it's any consellation, I have always thought you were hack...it's not just a recent phenomenon.

Batch^Master

10-07-2005, 12:23 PM

You could go out for Mexican food, - fart jokes are always funny, and
if the sound does'nt get em' there is that nice Mexcican food fart
smell,goes over great on a bus,subway or especilly a crowded car.... 

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DJEvelEd

10-07-2005, 01:23 PM

quote: If it's any consellation, I have always thought you were hack...it's not just a recent phenomenon. HAHAHA you got knocked the fuck out............of hereMoe is not a hack even though he picks on me. I'd rather get abused by Moe than be bored by someone who can't even capitalize their name.WaY to go out in a blaze of gloryhole. See ya in a week funnyman!!! Work on your material & delivery and don't pick on people with over 3000 posts. Those people are very scary and will follow you home and set fire to your dog while they're fuckin it. (Well that's just me) See Moe I got nuthin too... Join the unfunny club....we have pie (eyes)

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10-07-2005, 02:03 PM

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Death Metal Moe

10-07-2005, 02:04 PM

Moe is not a hack even though he picks on me. I'd rather get abused by Moe than be bored by someone who can't even capitalize their name.I'm not picking on you.  I just know you can do better, and when you fall into poop joke after poop joke, I say something.  

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samnyc

10-07-2005, 02:13 PM

I never thought you were that funny to begin with.

Death Metal Moe

10-07-2005, 02:23 PM

quote: I never thought you were that funny to begin with. No, sorry.  You must be mistaking me for Wendy's Frosty McSacklunch.

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10-07-2005, 03:10 PM

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Hottub

10-07-2005, 03:36 PM

<img height="242" src="http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/Southwest/07/08/offbeat.editor.fired/vert.caddyshack.jpg" width="220" border="0" /> OOOHHH! My funny bone! It's broken!I'm sorry, Moe. I'm afraid you'll have to forfeit.

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10-07-2005, 04:06 PM

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WhistlePig

10-07-2005, 04:11 PM

Moe, I think it's the allergies.  I've been having the same problem! It's hard to be funny when your eyes and nose are itchy and watering and your throat is all scratchy. I just feel like killing someone I'm so irritated!

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Death Metal Moe

10-07-2005, 05:07 PM

quote: Moe, I think it's the allergies.  I've been having the same problem! It's hard to be funny when your eyes and nose are itchy and watering and your throat is all scratchy. I just feel like killing someone I'm so irritated! <img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> Moe, I think it's the allergies.  I've been having the same problem! It's hard to be funny when your eyes and nose are itchy and watering and your throat is all scratchy. I just feel like killing someone I'm so irritated! You don't know me man! You don't know me man.On the bad side, I've been less funny this week.  But on the good side, WhistlePig has picked up an EVIL Streak!!!EMBRACE THE DARKNESS WHISTLEPIG!!!! 

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sr71blackbird

10-07-2005, 06:35 PM

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10-08-2005, 07:56 AM

quote: <img height="399" src="http://nkm4325.k12.sd.us/_derived/default.htm_cmp_funny-guys010_bnr.gif" width="440" border="0" /> <img height="296" src="http://www.nikonschool.com/pics/home_photo_436X296.jpg" width="436" border="0" /><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?Maybe my sense of humor is broken too, because this post makes absolutely no sense to me. 

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10-08-2005, 01:19 PM

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SatCam

10-10-2005, 10:36 AM

No, sorry.  You must be mistaking me for Wendy's Frosty McSacklunch.Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!I can't help myself

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terryc35

10-10-2005, 11:17 AM

quote: quote: If it's any consellation, I have always thought you were hack...it's not just a recent phenomenon. HAHAHA you got knocked the fuck out............of hereMoe is not a hack even though he picks on me. I'd rather get abused by Moe than be bored by someone who can't even capitalize their name.WaY to go out in a blaze of gloryhole. See ya in a week funnyman!!! Work on your material & delivery and don't pick on people with over 3000 posts. Those people are very scary and will follow you home and set fire to your dog while they're fuckin it. (Well that's just me) See Moe I got nuthin too... Join the unfunny club....we have pie (eyes)<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /> Wow...this guys got some anger issues.  And it's not true that you have nuthin'...don't be so down on yourself, from the looks of your myspace photo it looks like you have the worst hair do and the gayest wardrobe I have ever seen in my life.  You sure you are from Jersey?  It looks like you are from 1987?  <a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1810194&friendName=DJ%20EVEL%20ED&Mytoken=22220BA4-FEB7-451B-996151F1BCEA397D83692890"><img src="http://myspace-440.vo.llnwd.net/00008/04/45/8755440_m.JPG" border="0" /></a> 

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Death Metal Moe

10-10-2005, 12:13 PM

quote: Wow...this guys got some anger issues.  And it's not true that you have nuthin'...don't be so down on yourself, from the looks of your myspace photo it looks like you have the worst hair do and the gayest wardrobe I have ever seen in my life.  You sure you are from Jersey?  It looks like you are from 1987?  <a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1810194&friendName=DJ%20EVEL%20ED&Mytoken=22220BA4-FEB7-451B-996151F1BCEA397D83692890"><img src="http://myspace-440.vo.llnwd.net/00008/04/45/8755440_m.JPG" border="0" /></a> This message was edited by terryc35 on 10-10-05 @ 3:22 PM Is that really Ed?  I don't know now Terry.  I did want to give your young, freshfaced locks a tussle, but I may opt for the more mature, experienced hair of Mac Daddy Ed to tussle about. 

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terryc35

10-10-2005, 12:28 PM

Tussle away my friend...Maybe you can get in touch with Nelson and see if you can arrange a night on the town with the three most fem looking dudes (pre-op that is).

Death Metal Moe

10-10-2005, 01:34 PM

No no, we need MANLY men.  Evel Ed looks all man to me.Is Steels busy?

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Hottub

10-10-2005, 01:47 PM

Ed's good people. A little too much poo stuff, but hey, that's his shtick.          Oh yeah,I'D HIT IT!!!

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10-10-2005, 04:56 PM

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TheMojoPin

10-10-2005, 05:43 PM

No no, we need MANLY men.For a burly, sweaty night of knitting, flower photography and truffle eating?

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Death Metal Moe

10-10-2005, 08:39 PM

quote:  quote: No no, we need MANLY men.  For a burly, sweaty night of knitting, flower photography and truffle eating?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" />  Yes yes.  And King of Warm Hugs, baking, scented candles and other nice smelling things from Bath and Body Works.  Happy now?  I'm King Fag, OK?  I'm comin' for YOUR throne, Mojo! 

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TheMojoPin

10-10-2005, 09:21 PM

I slapfight like a mofo!

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