I Dialed 911 Tonight.

[PapaBear]

<p>I've dialed 911 several times while delivering pizzas...&nbsp; Once to report a driver who was so drunk, he was running people off the road, once for a cleaning guy who got himself locked inside the lobby of a probation office, once for a drunk guy on a bike who was laying next to his bike in the middle of the road (and about to be beat up by rednecks), and tonight...</p><p>I was coming back from a delivery and saw a girl stepping over the railing of a bridge that goes over Interstate 81. A smaller girl was trying to pull her back. My first instinct was to stop. I slowed down and realised I could cause more harm than good that way. So I dialed 911. I heard sirens before I was even off the phone. I headed back to the store. Some other drivers later saw her being cuffed and put in a police car. The whole thing was pretty surreal.</p>

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

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[SilentSpic]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I've dialed 911 several times while delivering pizzas...&nbsp; Once to report a driver who was so drunk, he was running people off the road, once for a cleaning guy who got himself locked inside the lobby of a probation office, once for a drunk guy on a bike who was laying next to his bike in the middle of the road (and about to be beat up by rednecks), and tonight...</p><p>I was coming back from a delivery and saw a girl stepping over the railing of a bridge that goes over Interstate 81. A smaller girl was trying to pull her back. My first instinct was to stop. I slowed down and realised I could cause more harm than good that way. So I dialed 911. I heard sirens before I was even off the phone. I headed back to the store. Some other drivers later saw her being cuffed and put in a police car. The whole thing was pretty surreal.</p>1 people are so scared of 9 peopleWHATSOEVER...In other words, in lieu of being a hero, you were a pussy and called the police.

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[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;I slowed down and realised I could cause more harm than good that way. So I dialed 911. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>In other words, in lieu of being a hero, you were a pussy and called the police. <img src="http://silentpix.com/images/mysigs/rotate.php" border="0" />No...&nbsp; I figured, if I stopped my car on a bridge... and all the other cars stopped behind me... There would be a mass clusterfuck of unqualified people surrounding a fucked up girl, who is inches from jumping off a bridge. I made a call to the professionals, and they saved her. I'm sure she's spending the next 72 hours resting... where she can get the help she needs.<br />

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[Yosammity]

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[zathrus]

Papabear your heart was in the right place. you wanted to help and knew that it wasn't something that you could handle, so you got the professionals. the cops ahve people trained to handle situations like this. i think that you did a wonderful thing, thank you.<br />


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[bobrobot]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>As a mental health professional, I would say that you did the right thing.</p><p>As a mental case, I am in total agreement!</p><p><img title="straight jacket" height="310" alt="straight jacket" src="http://emissions.sludgefaktory.com/images/straight%20jacket%20basix.jpg" width="231" border="0" /></p><br />

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</p><p>&quot;STOP OR I'LL FLING A PEPPERONI AT YOU!!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Just bustin ya balls. You did the right thing. </p><p> </p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

Wow, I can't believe how many people broke his balls.&nbsp; What would you have done?&nbsp; Calling the pros in was the right call.&nbsp; Is there no heart left in some you people?

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[JPMNICK]

hey is def not qualitfied to handle the situation. He did the right thing. this girl sounds crazy, was she hot? if so maybe&nbsp;i should visit her...


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[Fallon]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">In other words, in lieu of being a hero, you were a pussy and called the police.</font></p><p>He just thought, &quot;What Would Fez Whatley Do?&quot;.&nbsp;</p>

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<p>gotta get you and Justice4All together... we will never live in fear again<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>seriously: Nice Job!</p>

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[Lumber]

Ya done good! Now where`s my Pizza...

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[TheMojoPin]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Wow, I can't believe how many people broke his balls.&nbsp; What would you have done?&nbsp; Calling the pros in was the right call.&nbsp; Is there no heart left in some you people? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN <p>&quot;Many people?&quot;&nbsp; It was just SS, being a complete dickhead for the gajillionth time.</p>

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[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>this girl sounds crazy, was she hot? if so maybe&nbsp;i should visit her... <p><br />Actually, she was a bit on the large side. The funny thing is, when the cops asked for a description, I felt bad about the idea of saying she was fat. Instead, I said, &quot;her friend was skinny&quot;.</p><p>Thanks for the compliments, people. Some of it really cracked me up... especially the bear in the toy car!</p>

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

[A.J.]

<p>He just thought, &quot;What Would Fez Whatley Do?&quot;.&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two.&nbsp; That's what Fez Whatley'd do.</p>

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[PanterA]

<p>A friend of mine told me that last night he made a citizen arrest. A women was driving trashed, going from lane to lane, and running people off the road. He pulled her over, called the cops, and waited for them. As he was waiting the girl was stumbling around, flashing him, and promising blow jobs and anal sex if he let her go. </p><p>As my friend said, &quot;Too bad she wasnt that good looking or she would of had a soar ass and a smacked up car the next day.&quot;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>this girl sounds crazy, was she hot? if so maybe&nbsp;i should visit her... <p><br />Actually, she was a bit on the large side. The funny thing is, when the cops asked for a description, I felt bad about the idea of saying she was fat. Instead, I said, &quot;her friend was skinny&quot;.</p><p>Thanks for the compliments, people. Some of it really cracked me up... especially the bear in the toy car!</p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />1 people are so scared of 9 peopleWHATSOEVER...Wow, shaollow mcch?<br />

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>A friend of mine told me that last night he made a citizen arrest. A women was driving trashed, going from lane to lane, and running people off the road. He pulled her over, called the cops, and waited for them. As he was waiting the girl was stumbling around, flashing him, and promising blow jobs and anal sex if he let her go. </p><p>As my friend said, &quot;Too bad she wasnt that good looking or she would of had a soar ass and a smacked up car the next day.&quot;</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif" border="0" /><br /><strong>Dimebag Darryl Abbott<br />1966 - 2004</strong><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a>We're doomed.<br />

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[PanterA]

Not with model citizens like we have on RonFez.Net driving the streets of America.

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[PapaBear]

Why didn't he take the blowjob, the call the cops anyway? It's not like he'd loose his job as citizen!

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[PanterA]

Yeah I was wondering that too. I mean this friends not known to turn down pretty much anything...in fact I think this was the first time he's ever turned down sex. She must have been a REAL pig.

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