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SatCam
10-26-2005, 02:53 PM
<p>I can't eat anything because of fucking cap'n crunch mouth!!&nbsp; I didn't even get it from cap'n crunch... it was from shop rite brand rice chrispies.</p><p>It feels like the top of my mouth was ripped into shreads.&nbsp; FUCK!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have a new found appreciation for soggy cereal</p>

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zathrus
10-26-2005, 03:06 PM
always go with the brand name!!!!<br />


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spot
10-26-2005, 03:25 PM
Stick with the Cocoa Puffs. <br />


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torker
10-26-2005, 03:38 PM
<p>I didn't even get it from cap'n crunch... it was from shop rite brand rice chrispies.</p><p>That's like saying&nbsp;you got a c hair stuck in my throat while sippin'&nbsp;a d.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-26-2005, 03:39 PM
<p>I always buy the El Cheapo store brand cereal, and I've never had a problem.</p><p>Love it.</p>

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JPMNICK
10-26-2005, 03:58 PM
try not being some starved prisoner and waiting for the milk to soak in a little and take the edge off.


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EffMeBoobs
10-26-2005, 05:53 PM
Fruity and chocolate pebbles are the best because they don't scrape up
the roof of your mouth and they don't get soggy.&nbsp; Delish.<br />


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A.J.
10-26-2005, 11:42 PM
AND they leave flavored milk at the end.

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PapaBear
10-26-2005, 11:58 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>AND they leave flavored milk at the end. <br />I think it was R&amp;F that brought this up at one time... Why the hell hasn't anyone bottled and marketed cereal flavored milk?

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Arienette
10-30-2005, 05:40 PM
<p>i dont know why everyone's always giving the captain such a bad rap.&nbsp; he makes the best cereal in the whole world <u>ever</u>, and i've never once had a bad roof of the mouth experience eating it.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-30-2005, 05:47 PM
<p>You know what's seriously good for some reason?</p><p>Plain Shredded Wheat.&nbsp; The old kind that's the size of a steel wool pad.&nbsp; No sugar, no honey.&nbsp; Just that and milk.&nbsp; I don 't know why, but it's one of the best cereals ever.</p>

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Tall_James
10-30-2005, 06:01 PM
<p>Plain Shredded Wheat.&nbsp; The old kind that's the size of a steel wool pad.&nbsp; No sugar, no honey.&nbsp; Just that and milk.&nbsp; I don 't know why, but it's one of the best cereals ever.</p><p>Plus, you can clean your pots with the ones you don't eat.&nbsp; </p>

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A.J.
10-30-2005, 09:25 PM
My grandmother used to buy that Shredded Wheat.&nbsp; You had to let the stuff soak for 10 minutes so it would break up enough to be eaten.

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Reephdweller
10-31-2005, 05:30 AM
<p><font size="1">I think it was R&amp;F that brought this up at one time... Why the hell hasn't anyone bottled and marketed cereal flavored milk?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think Hershey's makes one.</p>

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10-31-2005, 05:41 AM
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FUNKMAN
10-31-2005, 01:50 PM
how about crunching down on a mouthful of stale dry honeycombs?

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Death Metal Moe
10-31-2005, 01:59 PM
God, now I HAVE to go get that old style Shredded Wheat!&nbsp;

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Smalls
12-07-2005, 09:08 PM
It happens to me when i eat fresh pizza.<br />
SatCam
12-10-2005, 07:19 PM
That's burning your mouth.&nbsp; It's just as bad, though.&nbsp; I feel your pain, smalls<br />


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