fucking cellphones

[FMJeff]

<p><em>Piece of shit cellphone</em></p><p><em>drop of water inside it</em></p><p><em>shorts out everything</em></p><p>Enough already. I've fucking had it. This is my third cellphone I had to replace from water damage. DESIGN A FUCKING CELLPHONE THAT CAN WITHSTAND RAIN YOU FUCKS. </p>

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It made my heart sing.

[mikeyboy]

Let it dry.&nbsp; See what happens.&nbsp; My wife doused a phone with a leaky water bottle that was in her bag,&nbsp; It was very fucked for a couple of weeks, but by the time we were going to pick up a new model, it was fine.

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[spoon]

My vote's for suicide.&nbsp; You won't....pussy.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[monsterone]

<p>damn spoon.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>lockey!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>go sawx!!!</p>

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[TheGameHHH]

<p>first of all, I'd never fuck a cell phone.</p><p>secondly, instead of yelling at cell phone companies to design a water proof cell how about you just go the easy route and not&nbsp;submerge your electronic material into liquid. Seriously, what phone/s could you have possibly had that after one single drop of water they short out? &nbsp;</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetGameHHH.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by TheGameHHH on 10-27-05 @ 4:39 PM</font>

[JerseyRich]

<p>Perhaps this nice Motorola weatherproof phone is what you need.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://images.andale.com/f2/106/102/257477/1129115027491_motorola_i560_nextel_z1.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

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[furie]

<p>wait, this is your third cellphone destroyed due to water damage? what the hell are you doing to your phones? i've never had a cellphone destroyed due to any kind of damage. &nbsp;</p>


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[Rorschach]

You're sticking that phone up your ass, aren't you you sick bastard.





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[Tall_James]

<p><font size="1">You're sticking that phone up your ass, aren't you you sick bastard. </font></p><p>...and setting it to &quot;Vibrate&quot;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

And wasting all his &quot;anytime&quot; minutes calling himself.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>spray it with scotch-gard</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm2_sig.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-27-05 @ 6:03 PM</font>

[ADF]

I once left my cell phone in my swimmin' trunks and then took a dip in the jacuzzi.&nbsp; I blame the humidity.<br />


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[Hottub]

<img height="349" src="http://nextelonline.nextel.com/assets/images/phones/i530yr_l.gif" width="185" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

[FMJeff]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>first of all, I'd never fuck a cell phone.</p><p>secondly, instead of yelling at cell phone companies to design a water proof cell how about you just go the easy route and not&nbsp;submerge your electronic material into liquid. Seriously, what phone/s could you have possibly had that after one single drop of water they short out? &nbsp;</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetGameHHH.jpg" border="0" /> <font color="#000000">This message was edited by TheGameHHH on 10-27-05 @ 4:39 PM</font> <p>The one drop of water was an exaggeration to fit my haiku...</p><p>actually i was taking a luxurious bubble bath and my hand was wet...<br /></p>

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It made my heart sing.

[Rorschach]

first you go on the air and talk about getting fingers put up your ass, and now you speak of taking "a luxurious bubble bath"?

you are gay, dude





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[Steels]

Doesn't make him a bad person.&nbsp; To each their own.<br />


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[TheMojoPin]

Was it Patches who bravely fished his cell phone out of a toilet?&nbsp; Ask him for some sage wisdom.

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[Justice4all]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>actually i was taking a luxurious bubble bath and my hand was wet...<br /><br /><img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_40_year_old_virgin/paul_rudd/virgin1.jpg" border="0" />&quot;You know how I know you're gay?? You take luxurious bubble baths&quot;

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[TheGameHHH]

bubble baths and fingers up the butt, you're as gay as the day is long.

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[monsterone]

when you're crouched in the corner of your shower weeping, scrubbing yourself raw, don't answer your phone.

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<font color="red" size="1">i love a meth'ed out slut. the next rail is coming off the d-.
and why don't you have tears in your eyes?</font>

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[monsterone]

<p>posibly a new mod quote:</p><p><img src="http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/peace-fingers-blk.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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<font color="red" size="1">i love a meth'ed out slut. the next rail is coming off the d-.
and why don't you have tears in your eyes?</font>

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[monsterone]

<a href="http://traidor.com/movies/CellPhoneGun.mpg" target="_blank">just a link</a>

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<font color="red" size="1">i love a meth'ed out slut. the next rail is coming off the d-.
and why don't you have tears in your eyes?</font>

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[spoon]

<p>So just what does the FM stand for Jeff?&nbsp; Foundry Music my ass, you ass picker!&nbsp; </p><p>Oh this is too easy.&nbsp; Let's play, what's the FM stand for?&nbsp; </p><p>Fudge Manipulator?</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[spoon]

<p>Fecal Masseur?</p><p>Fucks Men?</p><p>Finger Mud?</p><p>Finger Mud Jefff..........me likes!</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!