I smoked pot, got drunk, and had sex in a basement [Archive]

Big Jim

10-31-2005, 12:07 PM

saturday nite at some house party in clifton.But I don't remember any of it.  That is what I was told.I woke up on the basement floor, naked, next to someone, naked, and dont remember how I got there.  Forgive me for I have sinned.

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UnknownPD

10-31-2005, 12:15 PM

I woke up on the basement floor, naked, next to someone, nakedWas he "hot"?

walking joint

10-31-2005, 12:16 PM

Congrats....assuming this someone wasn't a man.

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TheMojoPin

10-31-2005, 12:22 PM

Of course it was a man...this is the famous Big Gay Jim!Unless...he's turned traitor...Jimmy?  You got some 'splainin' to do...

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Jennitalia

10-31-2005, 12:24 PM

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Big Jim

10-31-2005, 12:26 PM

of course it was a guy-----he was 25, somewhat attractive--but im white and he was south american latino (dont know the nationality) i've never gone for latino guy before so it was a first, giant hog, and apparently he had a good time.  Evidentaly there are pictures too, but no one has come forward yet, just rumors--damn camera cell phones.Gotta love house parties with a bunch of fags cuz ull never know what may happen.

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JerseyRich

10-31-2005, 12:31 PM

I would check your T-Cell count in couple of months my friend. Ya never know about those filthy South Americans. 

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walking joint

10-31-2005, 12:47 PM

Evidentaly there are pictures too, but no one has come forward yet, just rumors--damn camera cell phones.if you get your hands on those pictures, please don't post them.  congrats again.

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FUNKMAN

10-31-2005, 01:12 PM

all kidding aside, hopefully you practiced safe sexbag it before you shag it

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 01:22 PM

HOT!

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Big Jim

10-31-2005, 02:12 PM

quote: all kidding aside, hopefully you practiced safe sexbag it before you shag it it was VERY safe--since there was no backdoor penetration:)just a lot of licking but he did most of the work cuz apparently i was falling asleep.  The job was finished though in case you were wondering.  That would make another topic--have you ever fallen asleep while receiving oral?

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stinkbud

10-31-2005, 02:17 PM

quote:
 it was VERY safe--since there was no backdoor penetration:) just
a lot of licking 
 Ugh.....two fingers, totally gay!

stinkbud

10-31-2005, 02:20 PM

And now we know, pot is INDEED a gateway drug......to man on man action.  Its a good thing no poop chute action took place, then I'd be saying pot is INDEED a gateway to the backdoor.

Hottub

10-31-2005, 02:47 PM

Sounds like a thread I wanted to start."I drank a six pack, downloaded some porn, and fell asleep while trying to masturbate!"Good ol' Jim. He disappers for months at at time, the comes back to brag about his sexual conquests!

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FUNKMAN

10-31-2005, 02:58 PM

one time i woke up in the dentists chair with my pants unbuttoned... his name was Rocco, Louie Rocco

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zentraed

10-31-2005, 03:02 PM

quote:"I drank a six pack, downloaded some porn, and fell asleep while trying to masturbate!"<a target="_blank" href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41"></a> man,
how many times have i done that! the worst is when you wake up, limp
penis and kleenex in hand, wondering "how long have i been sitting like
this? hope no one noticed..."

grlNIN

10-31-2005, 04:04 PM

Slut. 

 
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FUNKMAN

10-31-2005, 04:06 PM

they didn't have sex, it was only oral

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grlNIN

10-31-2005, 04:08 PM

PSEUDO SLUT! 

 
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FUNKMAN

10-31-2005, 04:13 PM

that's better... don't want to give him a second tongue lashing

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Death Metal Moe

10-31-2005, 04:14 PM

<img src="http://www.vw.cc.va.us/vwhansd/HIS122/Images/BillClinton.jpg" border="0" />Dont forget, oral isn't sex.  Duh!

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K5Banger

10-31-2005, 09:33 PM

quote: Ya never know about those filthy South Americans. <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/JRsig.gif" border="0" /> Hey I know that is a joke, but my parents are from South America....

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spoon

10-31-2005, 10:26 PM

Are they filthy too?

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Big Jim

10-31-2005, 11:12 PM

quote: Good ol' Jim. He disappers for months at at time, the comes back to brag about his sexual conquests!im never truly gone, just on the road chasin some race somewhere in vermont or new england.ever since college, i have severely limited my time on the internet, but i am back to stay now----hey at least people remember ya!  

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furie

11-01-2005, 08:40 AM

quote:quote: Good ol' Jim. He disappers for months at at time, the comes back to brag about his sexual conquests!im never truly gone, just on the road chasin some race somewhere in vermont or new england. what race? a race of south americans? 

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Sheeplovr

11-01-2005, 08:57 AM

eww clifton

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ShelleBink

11-01-2005, 12:14 PM

quote: what race? a race of south americans? A race? I thought it was Africans who were known to run fast.

IrishAlkey

11-01-2005, 12:18 PM

I've seen a Mexican bus like 10 tables in under a minute.That's pretty fast.

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JerseyRich

11-01-2005, 12:32 PM

quote:quote: Ya never know about those filthy South Americans. <img border="0" src="http://www.richstillwell.com/JRsig.gif" /> Hey I know that is a joke, but my parents are from South America....

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Put on your shit kickers and kick some shitSo is my fiance.

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furie

11-01-2005, 12:36 PM

quote:quote:quote: Ya never know about those filthy South Americans. <img border="0" src="http://www.richstillwell.com/JRsig.gif" /> Hey I know that is a joke, but my parents are from South America....

,,!,, ,,!,,
Put on your shit kickers and kick some shitSo is my fiance.

<img border="0" src="http://www.richstillwell.com/JRsig.gif" />filthy or south american?

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FUNKMAN

11-01-2005, 03:31 PM

smells like Sal Paulo

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DJEvelEd

11-01-2005, 04:11 PM

If the basement looked like this:<img height="350" src="http://www.raphaelk.co.uk/web%20pics/Spain/first/Beginnings%20of%20mold.jpg" width="527" border="0" />Your naked ass was probably on a moldy carpet or couch. You probably have mold in your ass & pee hole. You probably had microscopic South American bugs crawl in your ass too. I would douche if I had your moldy, bug ridden ass. Good luck bro.

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iscream22

11-17-2005, 10:52 AM

Sounds like a normal night for me!  Since youre not used to that kind of lifestyle. TRY THISTake a picture of yourself now THENParty EVERY night for a month! THENTake a pic after, and put it on the website!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

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Dirtybird12

11-17-2005, 11:19 AM

sure wish i could find some pot in VA. 

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Kobe8

11-17-2005, 11:21 AM

sure wish i could find some pot in VA. Find a basement and have anal with another guy.  Worked for Big Jim.

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Donnielimes

11-17-2005, 11:33 AM

Dude! that shit is anything but funny. Get your blacking out ass to a meeting. Your sex life will improve at least you'll remember it.<a href="http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/">http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/</a>

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Dirtybird12

11-17-2005, 11:53 AM

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PanterA

11-17-2005, 02:47 PM

I smoked pot, got drunk, and had sex in a basementI thought you were going to talk about the 2001/2002 New Years party at Jeffs house. My bad.

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Big Jim

11-21-2005, 08:28 PM

LOL that was a good party---but i didnt smoke any pot that nite, or hook up with anyone (unless a new years kiss with french bread counts)--did sleep in the same bed as anthony and inkky at a shady motel--but nothing happened lol.

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11-21-2005, 08:39 PM

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Dirtybird12

11-23-2005, 06:21 PM

68 Pounds of Marijuana Found in Storage Units <img height="227" src="http://wpni01.auroraquanta.com/dyn_images/335/50/2422601501.JPG" width="335" border="0" />Go back to sleep America. We've won the war on drugs! Our country is now the safest place on earth!oddly enough, <a href="http://flyservers.com/members5/policecrime.com/police_record.html" target="_self">the cops</a> celebrated their victorious bust by chugging beer at the local pub and driving home drunk to beat their wives.    

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