Happy Birthday East Side Dave! [Archive]

JerseyRich

11-01-2005, 09:36 AM

Happy Birthday to East Side Dave!Our favorite Scot/Mick/Kraut!Please make sure that Dave has no access to any shotguns on his 30th Birthday in 2 years. This guy has a deathwish! Honestly, there is no one that calls the show or posts on the board that makes me laugh harder than ES Dave.Enjoy your day good sir!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" /> 

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 11-1-05 @ 1:36 PM

IrishAlkey

11-01-2005, 09:38 AM

I'll buy you a free beer on Saturday!

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silera

11-01-2005, 09:49 AM

I'll send a cupcake with candles for you!

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Tall_James

11-01-2005, 09:59 AM

I'll make a donation in your name to my local home for hot, unwed mothers.Happy birthday you silly son of a bitch!

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mikeyboy

11-01-2005, 10:01 AM

Happy birthday.  I'll brush my teeth with pudding in your honor.

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IrishAlkey

11-01-2005, 10:03 AM

That's not pudding...

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jafter

11-01-2005, 10:07 AM

Happy Birthday Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Hope you have a great day.   I know the Pope is reconsidering changing All Saints Day to another day now that both you and I were born today.  

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Gmann

11-01-2005, 10:07 AM

Happy Birthday Dave you huggable lil guy.

Furtherman

11-01-2005, 10:35 AM

I'll floss my ears.  Happy Birthday!

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JerseyRich

11-01-2005, 10:35 AM

Well I'll be! Happy Birthday to Jafter as well! 

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FUNKMAN

11-01-2005, 11:01 AM

ESD,Happy BDAY!loosen up a little bit today, get a little crazy...

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Duke

11-01-2005, 12:17 PM

happy b-day 

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ADF

11-01-2005, 01:32 PM

28?  Darn, I had the under. 

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Hottub

11-01-2005, 01:54 PM

Have a great bithday ESD!!! <img title="A picture of Dave!!!" height="250" alt="A picture of Dave!!!" src="http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif" width="210" border="0" />

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spoon

11-01-2005, 02:22 PM

Happy Birthday Betty.  When you get put in the can tonight make sure to call Shawn first.  

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East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 02:25 PM

quote:  <img title="A picture of Dave!!!" height="250" alt="A picture of Dave!!!" src="http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif" width="210" border="0" />  Fuck  that red-haired jiz bag! He don't represent our people!! Carrot Top is the Uncle Tom of red-heads! Now Bill Burr, guy from Queens of the Stone Age, and Conan...now they represent our Irish-Freakish People, baby, yeeeehaaw! Thanks everybody for the happy birthday wishes, I'm gonna get drunk and get in a fight with a 27-year old whippersnapper!!! <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/

This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-1-05 @ 6:26 PM

bobrobot

11-01-2005, 02:37 PM

HBD, ESD !!!(brevity is the soul of wit - Shakespeare)<img title="willie" height="218" alt="willie" src="http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/shakespeare.jpg" width="170" border="0" />

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DJEvelEd

11-01-2005, 02:51 PM

Happy Birthday DaveMay you swim in vaginaMay your penis drown Mouth to Dick from FezWill revive your stickpussyYour balls went too deep Haiku Haiku HaiKu Haiku Haiku HaikuHaiku Haiku Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee  

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East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 02:55 PM

I haven't heard the word "stickpussy" since prison! Ah-ge-ge-ge!!** **not sure why the ge-ge was used

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DJEvelEd

11-01-2005, 03:19 PM

Ahh ge ge ge is the sound a 300 lb cellmate makes while he pouring your favorite maple syrup on his bung   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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swiss miss

11-01-2005, 03:22 PM

happy birthday sweetness.....remember you are 'never alone'  >:)<div> </div><div>xoxoxo  swissy</div>

Bulldogcakes

11-01-2005, 03:27 PM

To the funniest poster on the board, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 

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sr71blackbird

11-01-2005, 04:13 PM

Da-Veed! Hoppy Bert-day to the funniest poster on da bord!

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smiler grogan

11-01-2005, 04:15 PM

Happy Birthday you man of mirth you.

Arienette

11-01-2005, 04:24 PM

<img src="http://randi.somesuch.org/images/oldie.JPG" border="0" /> jersey rich and oldie sing happy birthday to east side dave happy birthday dave!!<img height="100" src="http://randi.somesuch.org/images/ARI.JPG" width="300" border="0" /> everything looks perfect from far away

This message was edited by Arienette on 11-1-05 @ 8:25 PM

Kathleen From The Bronx

11-01-2005, 04:30 PM

quote: quote:  <img title="A picture of Dave!!!" height="250" alt="A picture of Dave!!!" src="http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif" width="210" border="0" />  Fuck  that red-haired jiz bag! He don't represent our people!! Carrot Top is the Uncle Tom of red-heads! Now Bill Burr, guy from Queens of the Stone Age, and Conan...now they represent our Irish-Freakish People, baby, yeeeehaaw! <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards! my journal- http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/ This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-1-05 @ 6:26 PM   WOW... I agree with that statement so much.  As a redheaded chick I have my own representaion problems what with Mrs. Edna Garrett constantly doling out advice, Queen Elizabeth I...yeesh.  It's like a wise man once told me, "There's a reason clowns have red hair, it's called hate." Good lookin out for the redheaded peeps, man........ Happy Birthday, your calls in to Paul O rule =)

Hottub

11-01-2005, 04:52 PM

Wow! It was just a joke. I spank to redheads on a regular basis.  Dave included. This one is for the B-Day Boy!!<img title="Maureen O'Hara's boobies!" height="315" alt="Maureen O'Hara's boobies!" src="http://silentpix.com/modules/Myalbums/albums/userpics/10014/MOHcrop.jpg" width="297" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Kathleen From The Bronx

11-01-2005, 05:22 PM

Nah, I know man =) I just wanted to jump on the plight of the redhead bandwagon

East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 05:45 PM

quote: Wow! It was just a joke. I spank to redheads on a regular basis.  Dave included. This one is for the B-Day Boy!!<img title="Maureen O'Hara's boobies!" height="315" alt="Maureen O'Hara's boobies!" src="http://silentpix.com/modules/Myalbums/albums/userpics/10014/MOHcrop.jpg" width="297" border="0" />Oh, Hottub, silly, I know you were kidding! My post was in jest, too!  PS- I've batched thrice to that photo!! 

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Fallon

11-01-2005, 06:00 PM

Happy Birthday Dave!<img src="http://members.aol.com/bulletevnz/images/Daves_Birthday/Dave-Blow.jpg" border="0" />

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whorehay

11-01-2005, 06:06 PM

happy birthday East Siiide. you're the funniest guy i've never met. i love you as much as a straight guy can love another without going to that extreme.. you know what i'm talkin' 'bout. 

Tall_James

11-01-2005, 06:08 PM

love you as much as a straight guy can love another without going to that extreme.That's a cop out.  Fuck him in the ass until he loves you too.  DO IT!

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whorehay

11-01-2005, 06:36 PM

consider it done! 

A.J.

11-01-2005, 11:42 PM

Happy Birthday Dave.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-02-2005, 03:30 AM

Happy Birfday ESD! Ah, Goo! Goo!, how's your wife Paul-o?

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JerseyRich

11-02-2005, 04:52 AM

quote:<img border="0" src="http://randi.somesuch.org/images/oldie.JPG" /> jersey rich and oldie sing happy birthday to east side dave happy birthday dave!!<img width="300" height="100" border="0" src="http://randi.somesuch.org/images/ARI.JPG" /> everything looks perfect from far away

This message was edited by Arienette on 11-1-05  Dear Jesus that is horrible. 

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wonderwoman

11-02-2005, 08:11 AM

I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER AND I'M FAIRLY NEW TO THE BOARD BUT I JUST WANTED TO CHIME IN AND SAY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ANYWAY. I HOPE IT WAS FUN.

TTFN

Kevin

11-02-2005, 08:36 AM

Happy Birthday ESD and you still did Kick Snoogs ass in armwrestling at bar nine that night. since i was the only sober one there to remember. You WERE the winner. Snoogans didnt even give you a fight!!!!       <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Kevin2700" border="0" /> The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry. 

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torker

11-02-2005, 01:49 PM

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reeshy

11-02-2005, 02:49 PM

I LOVE YOU, DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. the rum-soaked underwear is in the mail!!!!!!!

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whiteorchid13

11-02-2005, 03:46 PM

I will just simply brush my teeth for this special day for East Side Dave

spoon

11-02-2005, 07:50 PM

Dave's birthday is over people!  Put down the lighters and go home.  Yet I'm sure he's still drunk, so the days do tend to blend.

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