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Death Metal Moe

11-13-2005, 06:24 PM

Things are overlooked.  Mistakes are made.  I made one tonight.I ran out of my usual conditioner in the shower, so I reached for some stuff called "Botanical Nutrients" or some shit like that.  Soyflower.  I didn't look at the name on the bottle until AFTER I was out of the shower and dry.  I was sitting at my computer, and suddenly got a wiff of something.....dainty.Uhh, this is SO GAY.  Now I STINK like flowery shit and I'm gonna have to take another shower in cologne tomorrow before work if I don't want to get my balls broken.  The REAL kick in the balls is my hair isn't as smooth!  You'd think a conditioner for women would be nice and all silky, but no.  My hair is actually a little harder feeling than with my Citrashine.  SO gay.  Thank you.

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HBox

11-13-2005, 06:34 PM

Complaining about the crappy conditioner isn't winning you straight points. In fact, I'd say you are at -50 straight points after this post.And yes, I'm keeping track. ON ALL OF YOU. 

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This message was edited by HBox on 11-13-05 @ 10:34 PM

PapaBear

11-13-2005, 08:33 PM

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Snoogans

11-13-2005, 08:40 PM

I use Pantene and my hair smells wonderful FUCK YOUR GAY POINTS HBOX 

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HBox

11-13-2005, 08:49 PM

I use Pantene and my hair smells wonderful-30.FUCK YOUR GAY POINTS HBOX +10.And it's straight points, gay boy.

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Snoogans

11-13-2005, 09:06 PM

can i get some bonus straight points for not killing myself after the giants game? 

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ShelleBink

11-14-2005, 05:30 AM

One question all has failed to ask... Moe, why was this stuff in your shower in the first place?!

Jennitalia

11-14-2005, 05:44 AM

he needed something to go next to his loofa and massengil.

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Death Metal Moe

11-14-2005, 06:04 AM

OK, this is really gay now.  I smell so nice that a fly just WON'T leave me alone in the building.  I will have to destroy him.  Fucking fruity shampoo.

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Jennitalia

11-14-2005, 06:09 AM

forgot to ask:  did you start screaming "YES! YES! YES!!!!!" while you were washing your hair, like in the herbal essence commercial?

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Death Metal Moe

11-14-2005, 06:11 AM

quote: forgot to ask:  did you start screaming "YES! YES! YES!!!!!" while you were washing your hair, like in the herbal essence commercial? <img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Jennitalia23/RFnetJenn.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jennitalia23">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a> If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane No, but I somehow ended up with toenail polish on.Strange.

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Jennitalia

11-14-2005, 06:14 AM

pretty feet to go with your pretty smelling hair.

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bobrobot

11-14-2005, 06:19 AM

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FUNKMAN

11-14-2005, 09:40 AM

i saw a porn movie once and the guy is performing oral on some girl and he's talking and he says"come on baby, let me taste that strawberry douche"   i'm laughing my balls off  as i write this...  thanks Moe for stirring that memory!

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Kobe8

11-14-2005, 11:20 AM

My solution?  Eat a lot of whatever food makes you gassy.  Fart at will.  No one will give a crap what your hair will smell like.

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Death Metal Moe

11-17-2005, 06:13 AM

......ok.  Now before I even admit this, please remember that things happen beyond our control a lot in life.So I'm showering, and I THOUGHT I saw a new bottle of conditioner in the corner.  Shampoo went without incident.  "The Bod" is squeaky clean, time to condition.TO my HORROR, there is not ONE BOTTLE OF CONDITIONER in the fucking shower!  Between my hair products and the shit my mother uses, there's like 5 or 6 bottle of stuff in there.  But not one conditioner....Well, one.  Yes, I ended up using that FUCKING SOY FLOWER,AGAIN!!!Mother Fucker!  So here I sit with not that smooth, fruity smelling hair again. Seems someone probably thought there were too many bottles in the shower, and took one or two out, one of them being MY CONDITIONER I use every shower!  FUck that man.Very weak.

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Jennitalia

11-17-2005, 06:20 AM

moe's a fancy man.

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Kobe8

11-17-2005, 07:52 AM

<img height="468" src="http://enquirer.com/editions/2001/05/06/melonhead.jpg" width="550" border="0" />Nice fruity head.

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Gvac

03-04-2006, 07:01 PM

I don't know how I managed to miss this thread but I just found it and had to say it's one of the greatest ever.  The title had me giggling and the responses were awesome.

Death Metal Moe

03-04-2006, 07:22 PM

Gee thanks GVAC. 

Billy Staples

03-04-2006, 10:45 PM

So Moe...what did you wind up using on the hair on your head?that old gag

Death Metal Moe

05-07-2006, 06:03 PM

OK, here we are again.So I wanted to change up my shampoo and conditioner.  I ended up buying some Pantene stuff with Extra Shine and all sorts of shit in it.Lather, Rinse, Repeat.  Feels fine.One problem.  Now everytime I move my head I get a wiff of the smell I usually associate with a hot girl brushing by me.  DAMN IT!  I smell too pretty now!  This smell isn't supposed to be on ME!  It's supposed to be on a foxy lady as she smiles and makes eye contact with you for a split second on her way by you, leaving the intoxicating aroma of her and her hair behind for you to take in.No homo?

Sheeplovr

05-07-2006, 06:10 PM

I usually associate with a hot girl brushing by mewhene did that ever happen to have the association with it? i kid i kidwhats the point of having long hair if it doesnt feel and smell great Fruityness is a bonus to a good head of hairGarnier
Fructis is great rock that out it's good on the health of hair and
smells not over fruity but a hint of yumness to it but you hair feels
great or atleast i found it works well for my head

narc

05-07-2006, 06:17 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Death Metal Moe wrote: OK, here we are again.So I wanted to change up my shampoo and conditioner. I ended up buying some Pantene stuff with Extra Shine and all sorts of shit in it.Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Feels fine.One problem. Now everytime I move my head I get a wiff of the smell I usually associate with a hot girl brushing by me. DAMN IT! I smell too pretty now! This smell isn't supposed to be on ME! It's supposed to be on a foxy lady as she smiles and makes eye contact with you for a split second on her way by you, leaving the intoxicating aroma of her and her hair behind for you to take in.No homo?<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Well, it sounds like there's only one thing to do: Run your fingers through your hair, sniff them, fantasize about aforementioned foxy lady, and batch. 
It's all about finding the silver lining.

narc

05-07-2006, 06:18 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">FUNKMAN wrote: i saw a porn movie once and the guy is performing oral on some girl and he's talking and he says"come on baby, let me taste that strawberry douche" i'm laughing my balls off as i write this... thanks Moe for stirring that memory!

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That's so incredibly foul. Strawberry douche?

mdr55

05-07-2006, 06:18 PM

<img width="500" height="375" border="0" src="http://bextruthfinder.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jail.jpg" />That's not a hot bitch. That's just moe. Come here and give big Bubba some moe loving. It's okay. It's No Homoe when you're in jail.