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sr71blackbird

11-18-2005, 09:45 PM

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JPMNICK

11-18-2005, 10:24 PM

i def do it, if only out of respect for myself

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WhistlePig

11-18-2005, 10:25 PM

I don't know if it's a courtesy to others or really more to mask your own embarassment/stink. If it's a flash-dump situation (I'd never willingly poop in public) I'd flush the minute the turd hit the water. Then take time to wipe etc. and flush again. Minimal stink is the goal.

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PapaBear

11-18-2005, 10:35 PM

I never dump in public, and my bathrooms all have good exhaust fans in my home. No courtesy flush needed.

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JesterOfSadness

11-18-2005, 11:29 PM

I just pray to the toilet gods that when the first flush occurs...that nothing gets clogged

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JPMNICK

11-18-2005, 11:45 PM

there is no way i could dump in public

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Bulldogcakes

11-19-2005, 02:59 AM

If I take a crap that smells real bad, and someone else is waiting to
use the bathroom, I'll just vomit to cover up the crap smell. 

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sr71blackbird

11-19-2005, 03:03 AM

I never thought I could dump in public either, but what do you do when your at work?  I used to be unable to go in any bathroom other than my own too.  Like, if I was going to be at a party at a relatives house, I would have anxiety about what I was going to do if the urge overcame me and I was miles from home?  Then, I slowly forced myself over it as I got older.  I still am very uncomfortable if someone is in a stall right next to me though!!

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cougarjake13

11-19-2005, 03:55 AM

the only way I can dump in public is if i lay down the plywood which means using half the roll to cover the toliet seat. but I never courtesy flush the smell doesn't bother me and  I dont care about someone smelling it. the worse it smells the better fuck whoever enters, the body wants to get rid of it so why keep it in because you might offend someone.

TheMojoPin

11-19-2005, 07:03 AM

It's rare when I have to actually drop one in public...if you're finding you HAVE to do the public dump on a regular or even daily basis, your diet is probably horrendous and you're slowly killing yourself on the inside.

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Yosammity

11-19-2005, 07:42 AM

Let's face it, the courtesy flush is a good idea in theory, but it doesn't work all that well.  Once the stink is delivered, it's in the air.  The flushing just removes the turd.Now that's science.

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fezident

11-19-2005, 11:07 AM

quote:   flush the minute the turd hit the water. Then take time to wipe etc. and flush again. The above statement is the indusrty standard.  I will accept no less.Sometimes, if I sense something truly wicked, I will flush during the actual baby-drop. In my mind, this masks any potentially embarrassing noises including (but not limited to) grunting...splashing...plunking...and slappy fart sounds. While we're on this delightful topic:  If I am alone in a quiet bathroom, in a stall, and I hear someone else walk in, I clear my throat, or sniffle, or blow my nose.  This is to signal to the intruder that my stall is, in fact, occupied and is an effort to keep said intruder from pushing on the stall door which is never really lockable, now is it? <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> LOUD NOISES!!

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JesterOfSadness

11-19-2005, 02:22 PM

I have never taken a shit in a public bathroom, but what does suck is if you are on the toilet and if you have to fart and expect it to be a quiet one...it suddenly turns into a freaking airhorn, which will echo....then laughter will ensue from the people just walking into the restroom.Reminds of me of when I worked overnight for a job not too long ago, and it was around 7 in the morning and a friend of mine and myself where getting ready to leave. The morning crew of the place came in, and there was this one kid that looked like he was gonna be sick.A few minutes later I went into the restroom and was washing my hands...little did I know the dude was in the stall..and yeah then came the noise followed by "Oh God". Well I couldnt stop laughing...and surprisingly my friend had heard it too....coming from the breakroom about a door or two next to the restroom. So overall it was funny as hell.

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sr71blackbird

11-19-2005, 06:12 PM

I grew up with a tremendous fear of having to use a public restroom.  At work is a little different, and I can "go" if no one else is in the room, but if someone comes in and goes into the stall next to me(a violation, as far as I am concerned..), Im done!As I have grown older, I have been getting over some of these phobias, but not all.  I still cannot tolerate it if somoene goes to the urinal next to me and begins talking.  I wish the partitions went floor to ceiling and were 4 feet deep!

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DeltaPin

11-20-2005, 01:35 PM

Try to avoid dumping in public as much as possible, but if at work or someone elses house, definitely do the courtesy flush.

zentraed

11-20-2005, 02:04 PM

It's not so much a courtesy flush as it is a practical consideration.
I'm like Earl: I don't shit without a plunger nearby. If the water's
not moving when the turd's dropping, that toilet ain't flushing.

Death Metal Moe

11-20-2005, 02:21 PM

Hey it's a dirty business, but the courtesy flush helps make it a little less dirty.  I always do it in public restrooms where there's other stalls.  I usually don't bother if it's a single toilet bathroom.  I'll usually flush in 2 stages.  Once to get rid of the turds and the toilet paper lining I've set up on the seat.  Then I'll finish up and flush that paper away.  But yes, I try to use my own home toilet for that job.

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11-20-2005, 02:22 PM

And no Ed on this topic?  I'm disappointed.  I figured he'd shit in his own hand and smear it on the walls so everyone would have to smell his fecal stench.

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Hottub

11-21-2005, 02:59 PM

I wake up every morning at 6:10. I have a steaming cup of coffee and look at the paper. By 6:30 I am on the bowl dropping my normally once a day Deuce. Nobody else in the house will be up for another hour, so I just let it go.If I do happen to need a second round while at the office, Fuck 'em! There is an adiquate ventilation system. Unless I've overdone the chili and beer, it is just a normal feces smell. It is gone in minutes.What I hate is the people who after dumping, feel the need to use an entire can of spray when they are done. Now you have that shit/perfume smell just hanging in the air. You can literaaly taste it! And that cloud lingers for quite some time!!

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asayresk

11-21-2005, 04:36 PM

I just saw the results of this poll, and i am happy to see that 60% of the pollers do the courtsy flush. We are one step closer to a perfect society.

Clutch

11-21-2005, 05:02 PM

I tried this today while at work and the c-flush didn't work ... it still stunk up the joint !!!   I'm proud when someone walks in and you hear the "woah" ..On a side note ... how many people wash their hands after going to the bathroom? You know someone uses the urinal and then procede to walk out after doing whatever ya doing .... I for one wash AND use soap ....

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FUNKMAN

11-21-2005, 08:22 PM

instead of the courtesy flush i like to mask the smell with a bad case of crotch rot

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mothershucker

11-21-2005, 08:35 PM

Depends on the situation, home alone with the wife and kids, hell no.At a relatives house for a function, yeah, there is usally someone waiting to come in.

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