Sibling Hatred

[ShelleBink]

<p>Ok Ok, I don't *hate* my sister, but she does piss me off a
lot.&nbsp; First off, she's 25 years old ((ok, not a problem)) but has
never had her driver's license and has to rely on our brothers, her
boyfriend, or my mom to cart her ass around to school or work.&nbsp;
She only works on the weekends, after not having a job for over 6
months.&nbsp; She doesn't drink alcohol or smoke, and gets pissed off
when I do and rats on me to my parents when I do ((even though I'm over
21 now)).&nbsp;&nbsp; I can't trust her with anything.&nbsp; She's
lazy, and spends most of her time on the couch in front of the
TV.&nbsp; One time, while I was doing my 12 hours away from home
((spending all day either at work or in class)), she let my dog out of
her cage and the dog proceeded to piss on the living room carpet.&nbsp;
I got home, and stepped in said puddle.&nbsp; When I asked why my
sister didn't clean it up, the response was, &quot;Well, its your
dog.&quot;&nbsp; Yea, its my dog, and if she pissed in the cage, I'd clean
it up.&nbsp; But she took the dog out of the cage and it ended up
pissing in the living room instead.</p><p>I think what gets to me most
of all is when I'm home from school ((since I live on campus this
semester)) she somehow tends to oversleep more and then I end up having
to cart her ass to school, since, she still doesn't have her license
((and my parents just put down $4Gs on a used car for her that is
sitting in my driveway)).</p><p>Sorry, had to rant.&nbsp;</p>

[yomudder21]

<p>You can't pick your family and the older you get the more you will realize that you don't even have anything in common with them.</p><p>Just don't take your sister to school if she needs it.&nbsp; What are you parents going to do, throw you out of the house, cut you out of the will, etc.</p><p>People at that age don't change.&nbsp; People change from being lazy to being adults way earlier then 25.&nbsp; Butch up...........and cut her off.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>grew up with 4 brothers and only one of us got&nbsp;his own room. the other four had to sleep in one room with the two bunk beds. my eldest brother George got his own room but then he went to the Navy, another brother went in the Marines, and another brother got kicked out i got the room. then my eldest brother did his 4 years in the Navy and came back home.</p><p>i stayed in the room and he had to sleep in the other room. he would borrow my socks and take my dad's razors and it started to piss me off. one day i began calling him a freeloader and suggested he should go get his own place. i think i called him a freeloader several times. anyway i guess he got tired of hearing it and he got in my face and said &quot;call me fucking freeloader one more time&quot;... now mind you he was 6 years older and he was the oldest brother and he could beat my ass so i came back with</p><p>&quot;well you know what you are&quot;&nbsp; he was like &quot;yeah i thought so&quot;...</p><p>actually we all get along pretty well and always keep in touch...</p><p>another time my next to oldest brother Joe told my brother Billy not to wear his shorts again. so one day Joe and I are walking down the street and here comes Billy with Joe's shorts on. Joe walks up to Billy and asks &quot;are those my shorts&quot; and immediatelt punches Billy in the chest. they started boxing in the middle of the street. nobody really got a good punch in and they broke it up...</p><p>i got a thousand of e'm...</p>

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[A.J.]

<p>You can't pick your family and the older you get the more you will realize that you don't even have anything in common with them.</p><p>Exactly.&nbsp; This is why my brother and I aren't close.&nbsp; If we weren't related I'd want nothing to do with him.</p>

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[JPMNICK]

<p>i could listen to brother fighting stories all day, i always think they are funny. </p><p>I have a sister, and although we had our normal share of fighting, we get along really well now. She is a really great person, and I think i would be friends with her even if she was not my sister. </p><p>my father has 2 bothers, and he does not talk to one of them. they got into a fight over money 10 years ago, and have not talked since. </p>


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[FUNKMAN]

<p>My brother George and Joe got into it one time and Joe came running out of George's room and as he ran through the living room where i was sitting George stepped out of the room and whipped a pen at Joe. As i watched Joe continue to run i noticed the pen was stuck in his arm.</p><p>They got into it another time and George took the change out of his pocket and threw it. He threw it so hard it got embedded in the sheetrock. Needles to say but George was a helluva quarterback too...</p>

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[angrymissy]

My sister and I are close in age so we used to fight all the time when we were teenagers.&nbsp; Once we were in the car and she was in the front seat and I was sitting behind her, and she leaned back and smacked me, I threw my arms over the seat and got her by the neck, but she grabbed my finger and bit down HARD.&nbsp; It pierced the skin all the way down to the bone and got infected and didn't heal for like 3 months. <br /><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/newsig.gif" border="0" /> &quot;To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.&quot; [ Theodore Roosevelt ]

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[Jennitalia]

<p>I'm the oldest of 3 girls. I always got along with my youngest sister, who is 6 years younger. The middle sister and I used to constantly fight growing up. We would just beat the crap out of each other. She was pretty stuck up back in the day, and I had a temper, so that really wasn't a good combination. And I'll admit, I used to be a little jealous of her because she was the beautiful one, and more outgoing/popular. Our dumbest fight had to have been when we were in middle school and we got into a huge fight over a bottle of hairspray we shared. Keep in mind that this was the late 1980's, so high hair was very important to a guidette. Yechhh.... Anyway, it carried over to the bus stop, where we brawled in front of about 20 kids, and then after school, she pulled a knife at me. I was the one to get in trouble because I was the oldest, and I was the one who always had a mouth. Once I went to college, the fighting stopped. We both grew up, and found that we have more in common now than we used to (mainly, wine). </p>

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[grlNIN]

<p>I'm the youngest of three and the only girl so growing up was
basically hell or as close to hell as i can possibly imagine. My
brothers and I constantly fought, they were relentless but on the other
hand I was a little fuckface that provoked them.I remember smashing their bongs when i was in middle school and they literally cried infront of my parents afterwards. <br />
</p><p>Being older now we've all grown up, myself and my eldest brother
mainly so that kind've shit has stopped for the most part. Though I
will agree with AJ that if i ever just &quot;met&quot; my second oldest brother
at random, I wouldn't want to have anything to do with him and I only
tolerate him now because I &quot;have to&quot;. It's not even particularly that
he's a bad person perse, I think it's more of a personality clash.<br />
</p><p>Thankfully I'm really close to my oldest brother, we hangout and
get eachother's sense of humor, I'm really happy that I'm able to have
that sort've relationship with him 'cause I know it doesn't happen that
often. Not to say that we don't agrue every now and then but it's
nothing that isn't resolved within a day or two</p><p>Whatever problems
you're having with your sister now are still gonna be there in 10-20
years, just in different form. I'm not about to tell you that you need
to have a caring-sharing relationship because honestly, sometimes the
person isn't worth that much time...doesn't mean you don't love them as
a sibling-just that you don't have to tolerate their shit anymore as an
adult.<br />
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[FUNKMAN]

<p>was playing two on two football and my brother Bill was on the other team. i hiked the ball and he came in and elbowed me in the neck. i chased him and gave him a 'nothing but knuckle' punch right to the back of his dome. I knew it hurt like a fuck and he'd be pissed. He turned around and chased me and tripped me. After i went down he kicked me in the stomach and knocked the wind out of me. he was two years older and didn't take shit from anybody</p><p>it was one of them bing bang boom situations...</p>

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[spoon]

<p>Funk, your stories are fucking classic.&nbsp; My mom has four brothers (my uncles) and she's the oldest.&nbsp; Needless to say, I've heard my share of stories like this.&nbsp; The kicker was that my grandfather was the old fashioned, do as I say or else dad and he's involved in a lot of the stories.&nbsp; These fuckers would actually break each other's finger and toes, torture the younger brothers, only to get shot with bow and arrows and bb guns in the ass and back in revenge by those younger brothers.&nbsp; It always ended with a good old fashioned everyone gets the shit kicked out of them by dad finale.&nbsp; They have tons of stories like yours.&nbsp; </p>

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[spoon]

<p>My situation was tough as I'm the oldest of 3 with two sisters.&nbsp; I never hit them, but they always unloaded on me.&nbsp;&nbsp;What made matters worse was I always got in trouble no matter who was at fault being the older sibling and a boy.&nbsp; So some point at around 13 or so I just decided to go out fighting and started the mental games with them.&nbsp; In the past anytime we got into a tiff, I'd just hold their arms and throw them into their room and lock them in there until they cooled down or my parents came home.&nbsp; They quickly learned how to get me in trouble no matter if the fight was all their fault.&nbsp; They would smack each other and make it look like I actually hit them.&nbsp; They were evil little shits, so I had to adapt bc&nbsp;my parents kept falling for it.&nbsp; I'd get so pissed when they didn't believe me I'd lose my cool and get real loud and they'd use that against me saying I lose control.&nbsp; So from around 13 on I adjusted my approach, not allowing them to make it look like I hit them, but I knew this approach would get me in trouble too.&nbsp; Yet at least now I deserved it, and it proved that I didn't really hit them in the past.&nbsp; </p><p>The first time I actually hung them upside down from a tree and blasted them with a garden hose for two hours until my parents came home.&nbsp;&nbsp;I've thrown them in the pool in the middle of winter countless times and locked them out for at least 5 minutes.&nbsp; I've also used fireworks to destroy all their rainbow brite toys and favorite stuffed animals, given them unscheduled haircuts (once a mohawk since it was our school mascot, mohawk indians),&nbsp;changed the color of their hair with fucking bleach, made calls to boys they had crushes on&nbsp;when they&nbsp;got&nbsp;older and informed them&nbsp;that they still wet their beds and other damming shit I can't remember,&nbsp;locked them in&nbsp;a metal shed in the middle of summer for a few hours, dead skunks, bunnies&nbsp;and squirrels&nbsp;hid all over in their rooms, fed their fluffy pets to my pet snake, hung them from the second story window, locked them in a boxcar of a train that could have actually left (that one was really stupid), thrown them into disgusting trash cans and trapped them in there for long periods of time, thrown them into the nearby and highly polluted&nbsp;Susquehanna river, and many others I can't even recall when they messed with me.&nbsp; I have to be&nbsp;honest, they played the game pretty&nbsp;dam well&nbsp;themselves.&nbsp; Our childhood was one big revolving practical joke in which my dad usually told me later how much he liked or disliked my latest trick while&nbsp;I was still usually&nbsp;being punished.&nbsp; My mother, well that's a whole other story.&nbsp; She&nbsp;really thought her kids&nbsp;were little devils.&nbsp; Bc&nbsp;when the three of us teamed up on&nbsp;other kids, neighbors or relatives it was poetry.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

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[reeshy]

I'm the oldest of five siblings....so I'll tell you what I tell them....&quot;Shut the fuck up and get out of my fucking room!!!!!&quot;!!!!!!!!

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'm the oldest of five siblings....so I'll tell you what I tell them....&quot;Shut the fuck up and get out of my fucking room!!!!!&quot;!!!!!!!! <div align="left" /><div align="left"></div><p align="left"><br />hahahaha..... yea, that should have been my yearbook quote.</p>

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