Bulldogcakes
11-25-2005, 05:13 PM
<p>Some funny stuff on this website. A little window into what celebrities are really like when the camera's off.</p><p> Be nice if I left a link, huh? (http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/) </p><p>BTW-I know the site's been around a while, but I'm in the biz and just I love this shit. <br />
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</p><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Chicago</strong> <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?location=Chicago">read more stories about Chicago</a><br />
<strong>Celebrity: BUD SELIG</strong>
<br /><strong>Restaurant: Four Seasons Hotel</strong> <br />
The baseball commissioner was with some old guy I didn't recognize and
two younger women dressed very nicely. He was very polite and ordered
for everyone. However when the two women left for the bathroom he said
the crudest, most sexually explicit things. I could hear all of it. I
am too disgusted to repeat it but he basically was describing exactly
what he wanted to do with his tongue to one of the women. And he went
on and on. I was offended, I refrained from making a specific comment
but I looked at him and he knew that I had heard everything. Then he
said to me, "you shouldn't be standing so close. Don't you have better
things to do." He left me 20% but then had the nerve to come up to me
afterward and act like I had accepted a bribe. He pointed to the tip
and said, "I left you extra because I know you'll keep your mouth
shut." Then he smiled. What a jerk.
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<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Cleveland</strong> <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?location=Cleveland">read more stories about Cleveland</a><br />
<strong>Celebrity: Derek Jeter/Bernie Williams/Jorge Posada</strong> <br />
One night, after a Yankees-Indians game, a few of the pinstripers came
in for dinner. Jorge Posada acted like the big man and wanted to be
seated where he wouldn't be bothered. Bernie and Derek just gave him a
look...really, who'd care about Posada when Jeter and Williams were in
the room?<p>
</p><p>
Posada continued his posing, but Jeter and Williams were totally cool,
very gracious, not demanding at all. Just perfect gentlemen. Williams
tipped $50 on $150, which, as we all know, is the true measure of a
person's worth.</p><p>
</p><p>
Jason Giambi was at another table and picked up some chick sitting nearby.
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<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Vancouver</strong> <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?location=Vancouver">read more stories about Vancouver</a><br />
<strong>Celebrity: Shaquille O'Neill</strong>
<br /><strong>Restaurant: The Number 5 Orange</strong> <br />
A friend of mine is a private dancer at the Number 5 (It's a well
established but seedy peeler bar). She gave Shaq a lap dance and he
took her to his hotel. Apparently he's long but skinny as a pencil. And
he tips well. For her trouble she got a Gucci bag.
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<p> </p>[quote]<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Beverly Hills, CA </strong><br />
<strong>Celebrity: Barbara Streisand</strong>
<br /><strong>Restaurant: La Scala Restaurant</strong> <br />
Barbara and two other women arrived for a late dinner. Bitchy from the
moment they hit the door. No reservation but the host fawned all over
them and gave them the best table available. When I greeted them as
their server, they made insulting comments about the host and demanded
to be moved to a "quieter" table even though the entire place was
fairly quiet. In fact, they were probably the loudest table, seemingly
wanting to be seen. S
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</p><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Chicago</strong> <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?location=Chicago">read more stories about Chicago</a><br />
<strong>Celebrity: BUD SELIG</strong>
<br /><strong>Restaurant: Four Seasons Hotel</strong> <br />
The baseball commissioner was with some old guy I didn't recognize and
two younger women dressed very nicely. He was very polite and ordered
for everyone. However when the two women left for the bathroom he said
the crudest, most sexually explicit things. I could hear all of it. I
am too disgusted to repeat it but he basically was describing exactly
what he wanted to do with his tongue to one of the women. And he went
on and on. I was offended, I refrained from making a specific comment
but I looked at him and he knew that I had heard everything. Then he
said to me, "you shouldn't be standing so close. Don't you have better
things to do." He left me 20% but then had the nerve to come up to me
afterward and act like I had accepted a bribe. He pointed to the tip
and said, "I left you extra because I know you'll keep your mouth
shut." Then he smiled. What a jerk.
<p> </p><p> </p>
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Cleveland</strong> <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?location=Cleveland">read more stories about Cleveland</a><br />
<strong>Celebrity: Derek Jeter/Bernie Williams/Jorge Posada</strong> <br />
One night, after a Yankees-Indians game, a few of the pinstripers came
in for dinner. Jorge Posada acted like the big man and wanted to be
seated where he wouldn't be bothered. Bernie and Derek just gave him a
look...really, who'd care about Posada when Jeter and Williams were in
the room?<p>
</p><p>
Posada continued his posing, but Jeter and Williams were totally cool,
very gracious, not demanding at all. Just perfect gentlemen. Williams
tipped $50 on $150, which, as we all know, is the true measure of a
person's worth.</p><p>
</p><p>
Jason Giambi was at another table and picked up some chick sitting nearby.
</p>
<p> </p><p> </p>
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Vancouver</strong> <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?location=Vancouver">read more stories about Vancouver</a><br />
<strong>Celebrity: Shaquille O'Neill</strong>
<br /><strong>Restaurant: The Number 5 Orange</strong> <br />
A friend of mine is a private dancer at the Number 5 (It's a well
established but seedy peeler bar). She gave Shaq a lap dance and he
took her to his hotel. Apparently he's long but skinny as a pencil. And
he tips well. For her trouble she got a Gucci bag.
<p> </p><p> </p>
<p> </p>[quote]<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><strong>Location: Beverly Hills, CA </strong><br />
<strong>Celebrity: Barbara Streisand</strong>
<br /><strong>Restaurant: La Scala Restaurant</strong> <br />
Barbara and two other women arrived for a late dinner. Bitchy from the
moment they hit the door. No reservation but the host fawned all over
them and gave them the best table available. When I greeted them as
their server, they made insulting comments about the host and demanded
to be moved to a "quieter" table even though the entire place was
fairly quiet. In fact, they were probably the loudest table, seemingly
wanting to be seen. S