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ShelleBink

12-09-2005, 04:02 PM

I live in a dorm with mostly 18 year old girls ((I transferred late, so
Res Life didn't have much of a choice)).  I just heard the worst
fake orgasms from a girl in my entire life.  Luckily they didn't
last long since "he" sounded like a minute man.  Poor, silly,
youngins. 

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Death Metal Moe

12-09-2005, 04:12 PM

That is pretty silly.  Faking an orgasm isn't going to get anyone anywhere.  It's not getting her satisfied and it's not letting him know he needs to do something better becasue he thinks he just made her see God.Next time, tape it and play it back on your stereo REALLY LOUD if she pisses you off.

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Death Metal Moe

12-09-2005, 04:12 PM

Or send it into Fake Radio.  Hoo Hoo, I'm ripping Perry off.

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ShelleBink

12-09-2005, 04:14 PM

I think the more amusing part is that I can transcribe it for your viewing pleasure: Her: oohh.Her: ooOOHHhh*sounds of bed humping for about 15 seconds* *silence* I need to leave now, to get away from this awful sex and get naked for my boyfriend. 

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This message was edited by ShelleBink on 12-9-05 @ 8:15 PM

suggums

12-09-2005, 04:23 PM

Not to pick on you Shelle, but does anyone else know girls who make a point of mentioning getting naked while they're online?  Isn't it annoying? 

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SatCam

12-09-2005, 04:26 PM

I live in a dorm with mostly 18 year old girlsThat must be terrible!!!!  <img width="154" height="154" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

12-09-2005, 04:28 PM

quote: I think the more amusing part is that I can transcribe it for your viewing pleasure:Her: oohh.Her: ooOOHHhh*sounds of bed humping for about 15 seconds*    *silence* I need to leave now, to get away from this awful sex and get naked for my boyfriend. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a>This message was edited by ShelleBink on 12-9-05 @ 8:15 PM Don't be too hard on the kids.  Everybody's gotta start somewhere.  Maybe he was more attentive for her down below before the humping?  You can't be sure, maybe he's a good egg after all. 

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Death Metal Moe

12-09-2005, 04:29 PM

quote:  quote: I live in a dorm with mostly 18 year old girls  That must be terrible!!!!  <img height="154" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" width="154" border="0" /> <img title="SatCam is such a cool guy!!" alt="my sig about myself" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig96_general_blacknwhite.jpg" align="right" border="0" /> [ X ]      If you're a straight girl, I can imagne it's torture.  Especially if they're fucking stupid.  Oh GOD how they must chatter on and on about N O T H I N G but think they're saying something about "the world" or "relationships." Now I hate these girls and I've never even met them. 

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suggums

12-09-2005, 04:31 PM

quote:Especially if they're fucking stupid. Oh GOD how they must chatter on and on about N O T H I N G but think they're saying something about "the world" or "relationships." Now I hate these girls and I've never even met them. 

 Hey man,  Susan Miller's horoscopes are DEEP.  Respect. 

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ShelleBink

12-09-2005, 04:42 PM

True, the guy could be inexperienced, but this is New Jersey... hehe.  And, I find it more scary about what they argue. Like if Iowa is a state or not ((I'm serious))Or if "inventory" really a word And
yeah Moe, it isn't much fun being a straight girl and in this
mess.  I've always had more male friends than female friends...
and of those female friends, they tend to not be so "girlie"Although
it isn't much fun at times, I will say its nice that I lucked out and
got a single room with no roommate.  I can only imagine what it
would be like to live with one of these girls... I don't think I'd
survive. I should start counting the days til graduation ((May '07)) 

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ShelleBink

12-09-2005, 04:43 PM

quote: Not to pick on you Shelle, but does anyone else know girls who make a point of mentioning getting naked while they're online? Isn't it annoying? 

 
 Obviously you haven't been on this board too long... August 2005... Heh. 

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Snoogans

12-09-2005, 04:47 PM

Didnt you also say your were going somewhere to get naked, not really saying you were naked and sitting online 

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suggums

12-09-2005, 04:48 PM

Tis true that I'm new to here, but I'm speaking about cyberculture as a whole 

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spoon

12-09-2005, 11:15 PM

If you're a straight girl, I can imagne it's torture.  Especially if they're fucking stupid.  Oh GOD how they must chatter on and on about N O T H I N G but think they're saying something about "the world" or "relationships." Now I hate these girls and I've never even met them. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a>  Wow, I think you just described your own threads and posts!  Go bacon!

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spoon

12-09-2005, 11:17 PM

quote: Didnt you also say your were going somewhere to get naked, not really saying you were naked and sitting online <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" border="0" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU This isn't fucking fair you mother fuckers!!!!  Not even close to the funny that the other duo pulled off.  Long live Parkway and Beefy!

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IrishAlkey

12-09-2005, 11:55 PM

What's your room number?

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12-10-2005, 03:38 AM

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ShelleBink

12-13-2005, 06:11 PM

quote:What's your room number?

 
 666

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ChrisTheCop

12-13-2005, 06:26 PM

Maybe he was more attentive for her down below before the humping?  these ARE 18 year olds we're talking about, right? when i was 18, there was no attention to her downstairs. it was all about me me ME!!! I think it's safe to say the gal's not truly satisfied.

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ShelleBink

12-13-2005, 06:30 PM

And wouldn't she be moaning from the oral treats? 

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Death Metal Moe

12-13-2005, 09:45 PM

quote: quote: What's your room number? 666 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a>SIXSIX SIX!THE NUMBER OF THE BINK!!!! 

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Hottub

12-14-2005, 04:10 AM

quote: quote: quote: What's your room number? 666 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a>SIXSIX SIX!THE NUMBER OF THE BINK!!!! <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN NICE!! 

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ShelleBink

12-14-2005, 06:47 AM

Wee. What did you expect.  One ex has called me the devil.  The current boyfriend calls me a meanie.  So... <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" /> 

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Iamnotatool

12-14-2005, 07:13 AM

If he actually uses the word "meanie" he probably pees sitting down.

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ShelleBink

12-14-2005, 07:42 AM

Nah that was all me. 

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East Side Dave

12-14-2005, 08:03 AM

College chicks are like chipmunks. Small, furry, and if they start building nests in your backyard shed you can put them in the wood-chipper.

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Iamnotatool

12-14-2005, 11:32 AM

In college, I didn't give a fuck if she enjoyed it, as long as I got mine.  Sounds like he got his.

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spoon

12-14-2005, 01:52 PM

quote: Wee. What did you expect.  One ex has called me the devil.  The current boyfriend calls me a meanie.  So... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a>Your current boyfriend must be a granola eating twat!  Meanie?  AHHHhhhhh! 

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ShelleBink

12-14-2005, 03:40 PM

quote:quote: Wee. What did you expect. One ex has called me the devil. The current boyfriend calls me a meanie. So... <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"> 
</a>Your current boyfriend must be a granola eating twat! Meanie? AHHHhhhhh!   
 Not as mean as you, Spoony 

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spoon

12-14-2005, 08:58 PM

I'm still waiting for my invite into that all girls dorm.  Don't worry, I'll supply the beer and roofies.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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