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ShelleBink
12-09-2005, 04:02 PM
I live in a dorm with mostly 18 year old girls ((I transferred late, so
Res Life didn't have much of a choice)).  I just heard the worst
fake orgasms from a girl in my entire life.  Luckily they didn't
last long since "he" sounded like a minute man.  Poor, silly,
youngins.<br />


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Death Metal Moe
12-09-2005, 04:12 PM
<p>That is pretty silly.&nbsp; Faking an orgasm isn't going to get anyone anywhere.&nbsp; It's not getting her satisfied and it's not letting him know he needs to do something better becasue he thinks he just made her see God.</p><p>Next time, tape it and play it back on your stereo REALLY LOUD if she pisses you off.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
12-09-2005, 04:12 PM
Or send it into Fake Radio.&nbsp; Hoo Hoo, I'm ripping Perry off.

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ShelleBink
12-09-2005, 04:14 PM
<p>I think the more amusing part is that I can transcribe it for your viewing pleasure:</p><p> Her: oohh.</p><p>Her: ooOOHHhh</p><p>*sounds of bed humping for about 15 seconds*</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>*silence*</p><p> </p><p>I need to leave now, to get away from this awful sex and get naked for my boyfriend. </p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by ShelleBink on 12-9-05 @ 8:15 PM</font>
suggums
12-09-2005, 04:23 PM
<p><br />Not to pick on you Shelle, but does anyone else know girls who make a point of mentioning getting naked while they're online?&nbsp; <br /></p><p>Isn't it annoying?&nbsp;</p>

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SatCam
12-09-2005, 04:26 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">
I live in a dorm with mostly 18 year old girls</font></p><p>That must be terrible!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="154" height="154" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" />&nbsp;</p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black" />

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Death Metal Moe
12-09-2005, 04:28 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I think the more amusing part is that I can transcribe it for your viewing pleasure:</p><p>Her: oohh.</p><p>Her: ooOOHHhh</p><p>*sounds of bed humping for about 15 seconds*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*silence*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I need to leave now, to get away from this awful sex and get naked for my boyfriend. </p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a><font color="#000000">This message was edited by ShelleBink on 12-9-05 @ 8:15 PM</font> Don't be too hard on the kids.&nbsp; Everybody's gotta start somewhere.&nbsp; Maybe he was more attentive&nbsp;for her down below before the humping?&nbsp; You can't be sure, maybe he's a good egg after all.<br />

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Death Metal Moe
12-09-2005, 04:29 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">I live in a dorm with mostly 18 year old girls </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That must be terrible!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="154" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" width="154" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0"><img title="SatCam is such a cool guy!!" alt="my sig about myself" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig96_general_blacknwhite.jpg" align="right" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">[ X ]</font><font color="#ffffff"> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000000">If you're a straight girl, I can imagne it's torture.&nbsp; Especially if they're fucking stupid.&nbsp; Oh GOD how they must chatter on and on about N O T H I N G but think they're saying something about &quot;the world&quot; or &quot;relationships.&quot; </font></p><p><font color="#000000">Now I hate these girls and I've never even met them.</font><br /></p></font></font>

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suggums
12-09-2005, 04:31 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font size="0" face="verdana" color="#000000"><font color="#ffffff"><p><font color="#000000">Especially if they're fucking stupid. Oh GOD how they must chatter on and on about N O T H I N G but think they're saying something about &quot;the world&quot; or &quot;relationships.&quot; </font></p><p><font color="#000000">Now I hate these girls and I've never even met them.</font><br /></p></font></font>

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ShelleBink
12-09-2005, 04:42 PM
<p>True, the guy could be inexperienced, but this is New Jersey... hehe.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And, I find it more scary about what they argue.</p><p>&nbsp;Like if Iowa is a state or not ((I'm serious))</p><p>Or if &quot;inventory&quot; <em>really </em>a word&nbsp;</p><p>And
yeah Moe, it isn't much fun being a straight girl and in this
mess.&nbsp; I've always had more male friends than female friends...
and of those female friends, they tend to not be so &quot;girlie&quot;</p><p>Although
it isn't much fun at times, I will say its nice that I lucked out and
got a single room with no roommate.&nbsp; I can only imagine what it
would be like to live with one of these girls... I don't think I'd
survive.&nbsp;</p><p>I should start counting the days til graduation ((May '07))&nbsp;</p>

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ShelleBink
12-09-2005, 04:43 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><br />Not to pick on you Shelle, but does anyone else know girls who make a point of mentioning getting naked while they're online? <br /></p><p>Isn't it annoying? </p>

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<br />Obviously you haven't been on this board too long...<p>&nbsp;</p><p>August 2005... Heh.&nbsp;</p>

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Snoogans
12-09-2005, 04:47 PM
Didnt you also say your were going somewhere to get naked, not really saying you were naked and sitting online<br />


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suggums
12-09-2005, 04:48 PM
Tis true that I'm new to here, but I'm speaking about cyberculture as a whole<br />

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spoon
12-09-2005, 11:15 PM
<p><font color="#000000">If you're a straight girl, I can imagne it's torture.&nbsp; Especially if they're fucking stupid.&nbsp; Oh GOD how they must chatter on and on about N O T H I N G but think they're saying something about &quot;the world&quot; or &quot;relationships.&quot; </font></p><p><font color="#000000">Now I hate these girls and I've never even met them.</font><br /></p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Wow, I think you just described your own threads and posts!&nbsp; Go bacon!

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spoon
12-09-2005, 11:17 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Didnt you also say your were going somewhere to get naked, not really saying you were naked and sitting online<br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" border="0" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU<p>&nbsp;</p><p>This isn't fucking fair you mother fuckers!!!!&nbsp; Not even close to the funny that the other duo pulled off.&nbsp; Long live Parkway and Beefy!</p>

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IrishAlkey
12-09-2005, 11:55 PM
What's your room number?

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Bulldogcakes
12-10-2005, 03:38 AM
<p>A room full of college girls. . . . . </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A room full of college girls. . . . .&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A room full of college girls. . . . .&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A room full of college girls. . . . .&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A room full of college girls. . . . .&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry, what were you guys talking about?&nbsp;</p>

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ShelleBink
12-13-2005, 06:11 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>What's your room number?

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<br />666

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ChrisTheCop
12-13-2005, 06:26 PM
<p><font size="1">Maybe he was more attentive&nbsp;for her down below before the humping?&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></p><p>these ARE 18 year olds we're talking about, right? when i was 18, there was no attention to her downstairs. it was all about me me ME!!! I think it's safe to say the gal's not truly satisfied.</p>

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ShelleBink
12-13-2005, 06:30 PM
And wouldn't she be moaning from the oral treats?<br />


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Death Metal Moe
12-13-2005, 09:45 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>What's your room number? <br /><br />666 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a><p><font size="7">SIX</font></p><p><font size="7">SIX </font></p><p><font size="7">SIX!</font></p><p><font size="7">THE NUMBER OF THE BINK!!!!</font><br /></p>

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Hottub
12-14-2005, 04:10 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>What's your room number? <br /><br />666 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a><p><font size="7">SIX</font></p><p><font size="7">SIX </font></p><p><font size="7">SIX!</font></p><p><font size="7">THE NUMBER OF THE BINK!!!!</font><br /></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN NICE!!<br />

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ShelleBink
12-14-2005, 06:47 AM
<p>Wee.</p><p>&nbsp;What did you expect.&nbsp; One ex has called me the devil.&nbsp; The current boyfriend calls me a meanie.&nbsp; So...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

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Iamnotatool
12-14-2005, 07:13 AM
If he actually uses the word &quot;meanie&quot; he probably pees sitting down.

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ShelleBink
12-14-2005, 07:42 AM
Nah that was all me.<br />


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East Side Dave
12-14-2005, 08:03 AM
College chicks are like chipmunks. Small, furry,&nbsp;and if they start building nests in your backyard shed you can put them in the wood-chipper.

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Iamnotatool
12-14-2005, 11:32 AM
In college, I didn't give a fuck if she enjoyed it, as long as I got mine.&nbsp; Sounds like he got his.

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spoon
12-14-2005, 01:52 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Wee.</p><p>&nbsp;What did you expect.&nbsp; One ex has called me the devil.&nbsp; The current boyfriend calls me a meanie.&nbsp; So...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink" border="0" /> </a><p>Your current boyfriend must be a granola eating twat!&nbsp; Meanie?&nbsp; AHHHhhhhh!<br /></p>

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ShelleBink
12-14-2005, 03:40 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font><p>Wee.</p><p> What did you expect. One ex has called me the devil. The current boyfriend calls me a meanie. So...</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" /> </p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"><br />
</a><p>Your current boyfriend must be a granola eating twat! Meanie? AHHHhhhhh!<br /></p>&nbsp; <br />
<br />Not as mean as you, Spoony<br />


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spoon
12-14-2005, 08:58 PM
I'm still waiting for my invite into that all girls dorm.&nbsp; Don't worry, I'll supply the beer and roofies.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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