Is it gay for a man to sit down while peeing? [Archive]

Hottub

12-12-2005, 03:17 PM

I always sit when I'm through bangin' my babe, and I gotta take a leak. Otherwise I'd be peeing on the ceiling.

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Death Metal Moe

12-12-2005, 03:20 PM

Sit down?  That's one of the best things about having a penis.  The convenience.  And don't forget the low maintenance when compaired to the alternative!

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Bulldogcakes

12-12-2005, 03:23 PM

Only girls need to pee when they're finished banging. I dont care if
you just fucked Angelina Jolie, if you need to pee after banging,
you're gay. Or at best, a lesbian. My dicks so huge that if I ever tried to pee sitting down, when I flush I'd get sucked down the toilet pipes. Like this guy <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" /> 


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FUNKMAN

12-12-2005, 03:23 PM

What if you think you really gotta take a shit, so you sit down, but then nothin comes out but hot air and some piss.  Does this mean you're gay? only if the piss comes out of your ass and it's not yours...

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Johnny4

12-12-2005, 03:26 PM

Only when your bombed so you don't piss all over the floor. 


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cougarjake13

12-12-2005, 03:27 PM

quote: Well, this seems to have caused quite a stir here, so its time for the pole. . . I mean poll. Is it gay for a man to sit down to take a leak? only if you have had both legs amputated or if you go the other route and had both arms amputated and you have no other way to hold your firehouse

PanterA

12-12-2005, 04:15 PM

Listen, if you sit down to pee and you're a man then you sir are gay or in denial.If you're taking a shit and you have to pee then by all means do it, but if youre entering the bathroom with the sole purpose to pee then you either stand or schedule for your sex change operation.

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Bulldogcakes

12-12-2005, 04:19 PM

So, I'm guessing you voted #1. Right? But what if I'm tired? I cant sit down for one fucking minute? 
And what the fuck are you Bobby P, the piss police? 

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PanterA

12-12-2005, 04:26 PM

No, you cant and yes I am.

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Hottub

12-12-2005, 04:28 PM

Only girls need to pee when they're finished banging. I don't care if you just fucked Angelina Jolie, if you need to pee after banging, you're gay. Or at best, a lesbian. Sorry to disagree Bulldog. But when you are going at it for HOURS (yeah, I got that) You need to piss afterward! OK. Fine.It was 20 minutes, and I gotta empty the 40 I finished just moments before I initiated "The Act".

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Bulldogcakes

12-12-2005, 04:32 PM

quote:yes I am the piss police

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Death Metal Moe

12-12-2005, 04:33 PM

quote: So, I'm guessing you voted #1. Right? But what if I'm tired? I cant sit down for one fucking minute? And what the fuck are you Bobby P, the piss police? <img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a> "A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-12-05 @ 8:21 PM I personally voted for the "OK if you're tired" one.  There is nothing more foul than stale piss down the side of a bowl or on the floor.  If you can avoid having to clean it when you're sober, sit down for a quick one. I personally voted for the "OK if you're tired" one.  There is nothing more foul than stale piss down the side of a bowl or on the floor.  If you can avoid having to clean it when you're sober, sit down for a quick one.

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Hottub

12-12-2005, 04:35 PM

*GAY* If you can avoid having to clean it when you're sober, sit down for a quick one. *GAY*  <img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

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ShelleBink

12-12-2005, 04:44 PM

quote:Only girls need to pee when they're finished banging. I dont care if
you just fucked Angelina Jolie, if you need to pee after banging,
you're gay. Or at best, a lesbian. My dicks so huge that if I ever tried to pee sitting down, when I flush I'd get sucked down the toilet pipes. Like this guy <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" /> 
 
I thought I was weird since I always pee after sex. As
for guys, I dont think its weird to sit and piss if you're going to
shit too.  I'm just jealous you guys can stand and piss if you
wanna. 

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Death Metal Moe

12-12-2005, 04:44 PM

quote: *GAY* If you can avoid having to clean it when you're sober, sit down for a quick one. *GAY*  <img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.This message was edited by Hottub on 12-12-05 @ 8:35 PM   Fine, I've been called worse.  If I were gay, maybe I'd actually have a little fashion sense. 

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Iamnotatool

12-12-2005, 04:53 PM

absolutely 150% gay.

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Iamnotatool

12-12-2005, 04:54 PM

I also always piss after I fuck. 

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PanterA

12-12-2005, 04:58 PM

Yeah I pee after sex. It's a must...cleans the pipe WOW I just remembered that one time I was having sex and REALLY had to pee. I excused myself and went to pee and again I passed out. Butt ass naked on the bathroom floor a-gain. I called out to the girl but she didnt hear me. I picked myself off the floor and got back to banging. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif" border="0" /> Dimebag Darryl Abbott 1966 - 2004 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a>

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hoofhearted

12-12-2005, 05:15 PM

I think that depends on what you're sitting onWe try to keep this site safe for work so please take this animation out of your signature

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Mike Teacher

12-12-2005, 05:20 PM

well that was fun while it lasted.

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ShelleBink

12-12-2005, 06:46 PM

quote:Yeah I pee after sex. It's a must...cleans the pipe WOW
I just remembered that one time I was having sex and REALLY had to pee.
I excused myself and went to pee and again I passed out. Butt ass naked
on the bathroom floor a-gain. I called out to the girl but she didnt
hear me. I picked myself off the floor and got back to banging. There seems to be a pattern here.  Why not just leave a fuckin' piss bucket next to ur bed from now on. 

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monsterone

12-12-2005, 07:48 PM

the only way peeing sitting down could be gayer is if you had a cock in your mouth 

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bobrobot

12-13-2005, 06:06 AM

It's only gay if you sit on a gerbil...<img title="ass gerbil" height="300" alt="ass gerbil" src="http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/small-animal-pictures-breeders-babies/gerbil-pictures-breeders-babies/pictures/gerbil-0002.jpg" width="360" border="0" />

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Doctor Manhattan

12-13-2005, 06:18 AM

Here is my "Is this gay?" rule:You're gay if you want to fuck a guy. Period.So if you sit down to pee you're not gay, unless you like to have sex with men. Guys who call other guys gay for their non-sexual habits are they ones who may be gay. I personally love to stand and pee. It was mentioned before: if you can do it why wouldn't you? I do sit down to pee if it's the middle of the night and I don't want to turn on a light. quote: OK if to read the sports page    How long are you peeing?<a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

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Yerdaddy

12-13-2005, 11:13 AM

<a href="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/index.html" target="_blank">Only once or twice have I sat down to pee or poo in almost a year.</a> I'm afraid if I did it would look something out of Scanners. But every once in a while I go into the bathroom in one the UN offices, a government ministry or an embassy and they've got a nice, clean western toilet and fuckin A I sit down to pee! For me, sitting on a clean toilet seat is like a conjugal visit. Right now I'd pay $5 just to sit on a nice clean toilet and do nothing for ten minutes. So my message to you guys is this: appreciate what you have, because someday you may not have it and you would wish you had spent more time enjoying the simple pleasures of life. For those of you that are against men sitting to pee:  One day, like me, you may have to live without a toilet altogether. Then, you will understand the true value the gift of toilet-sitting truly is. For you pee-sitters: live it up, faggots!

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KC2OSO

12-13-2005, 12:09 PM

I used to like to sit and pee (which of course, makes me gay) but then
I had a son who now stands and pees all over the seat, the lid, and the
floor.  I guess it's his little joke.  He also leaves his
logs for all to see.

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12-13-2005, 12:42 PM

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suedeface

12-13-2005, 02:00 PM

I think it fits the "man" stereotype quite well to sit.  I'm lazy, I prefer to sit. I always have something to read and no messy splash. Why stand anyway?  I'm not using the f***ing zipper hole might as well sit and relax.  It's one of the few places I can get some peace.

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FUNKMAN

12-13-2005, 02:25 PM

when you stand it seems you have more control to squeeze out the last few drops when you do that kind've leg/balls/buttocks muscle squeeze and it's also easier to shake it...if you sit then you're probably getting some spillage on your draws and the floor

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Bulldogcakes

12-13-2005, 04:24 PM

quote:For me, sitting on a clean
toilet seat is like a conjugal visit. 
 That was so funny it just needed to be repeated. 

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Stankfoot

12-13-2005, 04:27 PM

I pee standing up in my yard so I can mark my territory.And when I stay in hotels I like to leave a loaf in the tub.

spoon

12-14-2005, 01:49 AM

Just because BDC asked the question means it's gay.  Case closed.

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Patches

12-14-2005, 10:08 AM

I do it all the time, and i've probably fucked half your sisters, so there.Peeing standing up is like voting... I realize I'm lucky to have the privilege, but sometimes I'm just too fucking tired.

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Iamnotatool

12-14-2005, 11:31 AM

If I ever get to be so lazy or tired that I have to pee sitting down, I'll throw on some Depends and sleep and pee in bed.  You sitdownpeeers are all fruity nutcakes

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TheMojoPin

12-14-2005, 11:43 AM

Unless you've just crawled into the bathroom, you're all full of shit with this "too tired" bullshit.  YOU JUST HAD TO WALK TO GET TO THE DAMN TOILET.  You're not crippled, you're able to walk, and peeing takes about 30 seconds unless you're 85 and have a massive prostate.  Stop being pathetic.  If those of you sitting down are actually giant obese monstrosities, I apologize and will jiggle your bulbous man teets with both hands as a sign of my affection. 

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Iamnotatool

12-14-2005, 11:53 AM

Don't act like your doing the fatties any favors Mojo, you just happen to enjoy Man Teats

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Bestinshow

12-14-2005, 11:55 AM

The real question is how many fingers in your ass while you are peeing determine if you are gay?

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12-14-2005, 12:56 PM

quote: Don't act like your doing the fatties any favors Mojo, you just happen to enjoy Man Teats <img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits You promised not to tell anyone, Chesty McFlabtits. 

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legroommusic

12-14-2005, 02:02 PM

what ever you do I think is fine. just make sure you clean the hair off the seat.

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12-14-2005, 02:17 PM

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Iamnotatool

12-14-2005, 02:24 PM

Yeah Mojo, but you promised you'd never grope another, Ronny Reacharound

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Patches

12-14-2005, 03:14 PM

quote: Unless you've just crawled into the bathroom, you're all full of shit with this "too tired" bullshit.  YOU JUST HAD TO WALK TO GET TO THE DAMN TOILET.  You're not crippled, you're able to walk, and peeing takes about 30 seconds unless you're 85 and have a massive prostate.  Stop being pathetic.  If those of you sitting down are actually giant obese monstrosities, I apologize and will jiggle your bulbous man teets with both hands as a sign of my affection. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."Exactly.  and that walk took alot out of me.  not only that, lets say the new sports illustrated sitting near the bowl catches my eye.. I might have to pull up a chair- I'll be a while. 

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fezident

12-19-2005, 01:37 PM

I sit when I pee. I am not gay.Sometimes, I pet my cat while I'm peeing. (that was almost a haiku)

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Iamnotatool

12-19-2005, 02:11 PM

you were almost not gay.

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SatCam

12-19-2005, 03:08 PM

What if I'm pleasuring multiple hot chicks with all available fingers
and my mouth, but I'm peeing sitting down.  Still gay? 

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Bulldogcakes

12-19-2005, 05:10 PM

What if I'm sitting on Melissa Milano and peeing while filming a sequel to "Piss Mops"?      Nah, I wont post the cover. People might be eating.  

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monsterone

12-19-2005, 05:53 PM

quote:Here is my "Is this gay?" rule:You're gay if you want to fuck a guy. Period. 
   
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 by that logic, as long as you don't enjoy getting fucked in the ass or vice versa, you're in the clear.  i'm just saying... 

 
 
 

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