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sr71blackbird

12-13-2005, 11:27 AM

I hired an exterminator (Terminix) to spray my apartment after finding what I thought were bedbugs.  It looks like it might be just a spider, but they arent sure and took the specimin back for analysis.  Anyway, the spray guy comes in and is spraying the place down and is spraying over by my computer and notices my dvd's of porn (...what? I have like 10 for Christ sakes!) and I had prepared beforehand that I would give the guy a cash tip and already had the $ in my shirt pocket, ready.  So, he ask's me if I would like to exchange porn!  I didnt know what to say.  The guy looked like he spent far too much time near deadly chemicals!  So I go into the room and give him a little used "ass busters" dvd and tell him he could keep it.  He wanted to give me a porn he had in his truck, but I told him it was OK, no need!

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Kobe8

12-13-2005, 11:42 AM

exterminator: "Well, I'm all done here sir.  That'll be $79.99."sr71blackbird: "Um...I don't have any money to pay you with.  perhaps we can come...to an arrangment?"exterminator: "That's sure a nice selection of porn you have there."sr71blackbird: "And that's sure a nice belt buckle you're wearing.  Is it getting hot in here?"exterminator: "Why don't you take off that shirt..."CUE BAD 70'S PORN MUSIC.....

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SatCam

12-13-2005, 11:43 AM

Did you two proceed to whip out your cocks and jerk to "A Bug's Life"? 

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torker

12-13-2005, 02:41 PM

bedbugs<img height="200" src="http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/1/1634.jpg" width="192" border="0" />

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Bulldogcakes

12-14-2005, 05:03 PM

quote:exterminator: "Well, I'm all done here sir. That'll be $79.99."sr71blackbird: "Um...I don't have any money to pay you with. perhaps we can come...to an arrangment?"exterminator: "That's sure a nice selection of porn you have there."sr71blackbird: "And that's sure a nice belt buckle you're wearing. Is it getting hot in here?"exterminator: "Why don't you take off that shirt..." Nice! I was thinking the same thing. 

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SatCam

12-14-2005, 05:24 PM

Nice! I was thinking the same thing. Were you?                       GAY! 


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Patches

12-14-2005, 05:25 PM

Seriously, this does sound like the beginning of a gay porn. 

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Hottub

12-14-2005, 05:26 PM

and you would know this because...?

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Bulldogcakes

12-14-2005, 05:58 PM

This exterminator friend of yours, did he pee standing up or sitting down? Could you find out? 

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Patches

12-14-2005, 06:21 PM

quote: and you would know this because...? <img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.   Well, I would make a joke about how I watch gay porn but only the beginning, but since I defended the sitdown pee-ers, I'm not risking it.

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hyperspace

12-18-2005, 10:26 AM

i was once strapped to a table being spanked when another dominatirx entered the room to get something and said"that's a nice position" i felt kinda akward.

East Side Dave

12-18-2005, 02:01 PM

i hid a "naughty" picture in my phonix book in grade school and Mrs. Hendrickson saw it

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Coach

12-18-2005, 08:46 PM

Something tells me there ia a crying German chicken somewhere in this story. 

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FUNKMAN

12-18-2005, 08:48 PM

Something tells me there ia a crying German chicken somewhere in this story. and a happy horse

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East Side Dave

12-19-2005, 06:51 AM

I broke my mom's thumb in backyard football when I was 12 and everyone was pissed at me the rest of the day. Hey, don't come into my zone if you don't want to get hurt. 

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Justice4all

12-19-2005, 10:53 AM

Ok, things that made this thread border on Gay Porna) He was in your bedroomb) he wanted to exchange porn instead of a cash tipc) the name of the porn you gave him was called "ass busters"add that up...           and you get one HELL of a creepy terminator man. Sheesh. What guy drives around in his company vehicle with a stash of porn?? Damn that is weird. 

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spoon

12-19-2005, 01:20 PM

So Tom, what is it your dad does these days?  Or do you have a brother?  Just wondering. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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Mike Teacher

12-19-2005, 01:42 PM

Just got back from taking my mom to a doctor's office, and did the classic, 'This seat taken, Sir?' to someone who sure looked like a Sir until she turned around.Sorry Mamn, I mean, person... thanks, human... seeya later, individual...

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sr71blackbird

12-19-2005, 03:02 PM

You know whats worse? Saying "I didnt know you were expecting... "  When they arent!

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blakjeezis

12-19-2005, 03:51 PM

When I was working at Victoria's Secret, there was a new guy that I was showing around the joint. I get to the stock room where I and this Irish guy Scott, who was older, worked. The women very rarely came back there so we were pretty vulgar most of the time. I spent maybe 5 minutes, which is a really long time if you think about it, busting on one of the managers. I was being brutal. She was from Thailand so it was all about kiddie porn, sex slavery, "Me so horny", the whole bit. I was rolling. I'm just about done and I turn to get Scott's backup, like, "Right?" and (highlight to read) he goes, "Dude, she's my wife."Even now, I'm getting a headache thinking about it. I had absolutely no recourse. After an agonizing period of probably 3 seconds, mouth opening and closing like a fish trying to breathe on dry land, I just turned and walked out the door. What else could I do? <img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=blakjeezis" border="0" /> If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!! INRI White people are so scared of blakjeezis INRI"Well, maybe there's a god above, but all I ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you." "God takes care of old folks and fools, while the Devil takes care of makin' all the rules."

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