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WRESTLINGFAN
12-24-2005, 05:31 AM
Did anyone get a year end bonus? I am in the financial services area and this was the 1st year I did not get a bonus. They were only given to upper management this year. However i did get a 3% raise which means about $75 per pay period i will be careful not to spend it all in 1 place

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Justice4all
12-24-2005, 06:45 AM
<p>I got a rock.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /></p>


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Reephdweller
12-24-2005, 06:57 AM
I got nothing.

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fezident
12-24-2005, 04:12 PM
<p>&quot;Oh hell....I might as well tell ya.&nbsp; With my bonus check...I'm putting in a pool&quot;</p>

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suggums
12-24-2005, 04:18 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I got a rock.</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" /></p>

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Kobe8
12-24-2005, 05:25 PM
<em>I got squat.</em>

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angrymissy
12-24-2005, 06:03 PM
I dont get my bonus until Feburary, it works out to around 3-4% of my annual salary

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PapaBear
12-24-2005, 06:24 PM
<p>I got 50 bucks. </p><p>I delivered to a company that makes the sale papers that come in the news yesterday, and those guys were each given a Cuban cigar by their shift supervisor. I thought that was pretty cool.</p>

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12-24-2005, 07:04 PM
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Death Metal Moe
12-25-2005, 04:57 AM
I got $150.&nbsp; I was really surprised because my boss laid off a few people recently.&nbsp; I guess maybe the money he saved there helped him give us all a bonus?&nbsp; I don't know, all&nbsp;I do know is it's all going in an envelope to my Mother for Christmas.

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thegreekchic
12-25-2005, 06:11 AM
<p>i got $ 3,000 in cash bonus and only got a $ 2,000 yearly raise cause we went down as an office in profits this year, but instead of the usually 15% contribution my office contributes to my 401K they will contribute 25% of my salary. Which is not bad considering i made $68,000.00 this year.I will take whatever they give me at this point. B/c reading what the majority get i am pretty damm lucky at what i get. That is for a 26 year old who never finished college (9 credits short).ÿ AS god as my witness i will never call my boss a anal tight ass anymore.</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>"Wheels on Fire...Rolling down the road...Best notify my next of kin...This wheel shall explode."</p>

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furie
12-25-2005, 12:59 PM
we don't get bonuses. as for a raises, we don't find out for a few weeks. 4-5 % i think.


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Jennitalia
12-25-2005, 03:53 PM
i got a nice raise, a $1000 bonus, and i'll be also getting commission this year.

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more cowbells
12-25-2005, 07:16 PM
<p>We usually get our bonuses in the middle of January, but I'm not sure how much wwe're getting this year. Whatever we're getting though, I'm spending it on blow.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
12-25-2005, 07:17 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>We usually get our bonuses in the middle of January, but I'm not sure how much wwe're getting this year. Whatever we're getting though, I'm spending it on blow.</p><img src="http://members.aol.com/rfbobbypantera/morecowbell" border="0" /><br />Welcome back boyzzz! Whatever your bonus, it don't make you a bad person.<br />

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TheMojoPin
12-25-2005, 07:55 PM
<p>I get nothing.</p><p>I can't fucking wait to get out of here.</p>

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12-25-2005, 07:57 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I get nothing.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <br />Dancing with the women at the bar... &lt;&lt; He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais &gt;&gt; &quot;You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad...&quot;Who's your boss?&nbsp; Gene Wilder?<br />

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DJEvelEd
12-26-2005, 03:55 AM
<p>I got a 6,800.00 bonus which was down&nbsp;from the 10K bonus&nbsp;I got&nbsp;last year. My raise was 7% which was&nbsp;nice. </p><p>I'm underpaid, believe me you....</p>

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Contra
12-27-2005, 10:38 AM
I didn't get shit, because you have to work at my job for two friggin years before you get a bonus.

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LongIslandRob
12-27-2005, 11:20 AM
I find my year end bonus out next week.&nbsp; Last year I got a &nbsp;57% bonus.&nbsp; Hoping to get on or about the same.

Trust me, it won't hurt.

furie
12-27-2005, 01:10 PM
looks like i'll be getting a 4% raise this year. less than the past but it's better than nothing i guess.<br />


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Coach
12-29-2005, 09:30 PM
<p>1) What's an xmas bonus???</p><p>2) 8 years.....what's a raise?</p>

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SilentSpic
12-29-2005, 10:33 PM
Received a 2.5% raise... so basically I got nothing.&nbsp; County offices don't give bonuses.<br />


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Iamnotatool
12-30-2005, 06:33 AM
I got nothing.&nbsp; Nothing.&nbsp; Nothing.

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PhishHead
12-30-2005, 06:36 AM
<p>Man you people who get amazing raises and nice bonuses are extremely lucky.</p><p>I work for a Fortune 500 Company that makes 5 billion a year and the max raise given is 2%(which does not even match cost of living) and no one gets Year End bonuses except for VP's and above.&nbsp; And of course there is over 100 VP's we are very top heavy. </p>

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walking joint
12-30-2005, 06:59 AM
we don't find out about our bonus/raise until march.&nbsp; the raise is typically about 3-5% depeniding on your review&nbsp;and a bonus around $2K-3K...though after taxes i think that comes out to about $50-100.&nbsp; last year i got a 18% raise, which was nice, but I know I won't get that this year.&nbsp;

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mdr55
12-30-2005, 07:00 AM
Nothing.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" /><br />

GregFromBuffalo
12-30-2005, 02:34 PM
UPS (Used Pussy Service), for the 2 BILLION in profits we make for them, besides giving me 2 herniated discs in my back,&nbsp;they gave me&nbsp;1 turkey, which gets smaller every year.

Death Metal Moe
12-30-2005, 03:01 PM
I guess I shouldn't look down on the money I got for Christmas really.&nbsp; The standard Union bonus was zilch, and we broke our bodies everyday for them.

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Clutch
12-30-2005, 03:07 PM
Christmas bonus .... then company bonus in march ... then a 3-6% raise on my yearly anny (May) .... and I hate my job .....

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cougarjake13
12-31-2005, 06:40 AM
just started new job in late august so i didnt get much of a new bonus but just finished the 90 day probie period and got a 1.50 raise/ hr so not bad

Smalls
01-08-2006, 01:48 AM
&quot;I got a twelve month membership to the Jelly Of The Month Club.&quot;<br />

ShelleBink
01-08-2006, 07:41 AM
<p>Christmas bonus: Pissing off my ex.</p><p>Worth more than any cash amount in the world :o)&nbsp;</p>

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