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XMRonFez

01-11-2006, 08:22 PM

I deserved it because I was kind of teasing her. I was playing around with her scratching her back, which she normally likes and I got to close to her. In a flash she spun around jumped and whacked me in my eye with her claws out. My eye lid was bleeding for a while, but now it's just black and blue. I'm ashamed... I don't know what I should tell people if they ask me. I can't tell people my cat gave me a black eye. I'm a fool... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" />

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HBox

01-11-2006, 08:27 PM

If a cat did that to me, I would have grabbed it by its skull and chucked it into the wall.That's why I don't have pets.                                                       Anymore. 

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MadMatt

01-11-2006, 08:48 PM

Tell, people you ran into the door... yeah, that's it... the door.And if you call the cops, I swear to god you'll get it worse!!!Hiiiissssss -- Rrrrooooooowwwwwrrrrrr -- [scratch]<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

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MadMatt

01-11-2006, 08:49 PM

On a "serious" note, if you play Basketball you can say you caught an elbow.

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FUNKMAN

01-11-2006, 08:56 PM

getting pussy whipped is never pretty   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />just tell the truth cause people will know you're lying...

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01-12-2006, 01:28 AM

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Sangreal

01-12-2006, 02:14 AM

Just tell them what happened, you got a pussy in the eye...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" /> Or wear glasses!

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curtoid

01-12-2006, 04:31 AM

Tell people the truth, but assure them that your Cat says he loves you and will never do it again.

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Fallon

01-12-2006, 06:09 AM

Someone help! My pussy's gone crazy!<img width="520" height="284" border="0" src="http://www.annafaris.net/pictures/scarymovie2/sm2-086.jpg" /> 

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Sheeplovr

01-12-2006, 07:15 AM

it's obvious what you have to doput your cat to sleep and get a new cat that knows it's place 


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Bulldogcakes

01-12-2006, 03:08 PM

You want to teach your cat a lesson XM? Walk it past a few restaurants in Chinatown. It'll never happen again. 

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Tall_James

01-12-2006, 03:09 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/48261/FORUM/71/page/Anyone_want_a_cat_.htm" target="_self">Trade it in for this one.</a>

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Death Metal Moe

01-12-2006, 03:23 PM

NOBODY is kewler than our shop cat Knuckles!<a href="http://www.myspace.com/iamknuckles" target="_blank">Knuckles on MySpace.</a>I don't update the space.  The many jumping cat pics annoy the shit out of me.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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Tall_James

01-12-2006, 03:38 PM

The many jumping cat pics annoy the shit out of me. Really?<img height="407" src="http://www.myspacenow.com/myspace/animated136.gif" width="320" border="0" />

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HBox

01-12-2006, 03:39 PM

<img width="240" height="190" border="0" src="http://www.greetingmania.com/Veepers/images/birthday-cat.jpg" />IT'S A CAT WITH A PARTY HAT!!!!!!! 

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Bulldogcakes

01-12-2006, 03:50 PM

quote: quote:The many jumping cat pics annoy the shit out of me.  Really?<img width="320" height="407" border="0" src="http://www.myspacenow.com/myspace/animated136.gif" />

 
 Oh, stop. STOP! I cant breathe!!  That is so fucking funny! 


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XMRonFez

01-12-2006, 06:53 PM

My poor cat. I wanted to hurt her, but I saved her from being Beef and Broccoli by taking her off the street years ago. I can't take it out on her, she's just stupid. This is adorable, but it's giving me flashbacks...<img height="407" src="http://www.myspacenow.com/myspace/animated136.gif" width="320" border="0" /> 

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angrymissy

01-13-2006, 05:40 AM

NOBODY is kewler than our shop cat Knuckles!<a href="http://www.myspace.com/iamknuckles" target="_blank">Knuckles on MySpace.</a>I don't update the space.  The many jumping cat pics annoy the shit out of me.  Knuckles is the CUTEST!  He looks like Morris!

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Death Metal Moe

01-13-2006, 06:09 AM

quote: quote: NOBODY is kewler than our shop cat Knuckles!<a href="http://www.myspace.com/iamknuckles" target="_blank">Knuckles on MySpace.</a>I don't update the space.  The many jumping cat pics annoy the shit out of me.   Knuckles is the CUTEST!  He looks like Morris! <img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/newsig.gif" border="0" /> "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ] Thank you, he really is quite a find.  If I didn't have a cat at home he'd go right with me to my house in a second.  He's walking around as I type this and eat my Cup o' Noodles.  He was also nice enough to leave muddy paw prints on my desk calendar under my laptop when he jumped up looking for attention again.  Fucking cat drooled on my laptop too.  Ehh, he's cute so it's all right. 

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FUNKMAN

01-13-2006, 06:11 AM

My cat gave me a black eye. next time use two fingers instead of three

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Sangreal

01-18-2006, 02:33 AM

<img height="285" src="http://www.vetmed.wsu.edu/clubs_aafp/PhotoFall03/+Cutest%20Special%20Needs%201-%20Jasmine%20is%20Blind-%20Mandy%20Contreras.jpg" width="499" border="0" />It was revenge, this cat is blind and it wanted to take revenge on humanity...

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Kathleen From The Bronx

01-18-2006, 02:45 AM

Here's a lil something David Byrne of Talking Heads fame wrote bout cats, "I dreamt that the cats, my daughter's cats, can actually understand everything I say.  And have for many years.  Therefore, they know that I've been saying they're retarded, or stupid, or crazy.  They also know what I sometimes think of them.  They go on as if they don't, but they do.  This secret knowledge eats away at them and makes them even crazier than they were to begin with.  The effort they maintain to keep up the pretense of geniality and routine is sometimes too much for them, which is why they sometimes lash out at me or at others, for no apparent reason."  Makes sense to me.........