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ShelleBink
01-17-2006, 10:52 AM
<p>I just got out of my first class back for the semester, and he ended the class earlier than scheduled.&nbsp; I haven't been feeling well, but I made it through class.&nbsp; As sson as I stepped outside, I walked over to the planter/seats thing right in front of the building and puked a few times.&nbsp; Nothing much came out other than water and gatorade.</p><p>Its really embarassing, and now I'm hesitant to eat.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Apparently there's a virus or something going around, according to my sister in law who's a medical assisstant... anyone else sick?<br /></p>

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Mike Teacher
01-17-2006, 10:55 AM
<p>anyone else sick?<br /></p><p>=</p><p>not until i read the post. </p><p>just kidding, hope ya feel better, and yes, everyone I know feels like shit/has a bug these days, I had one two weeks ago and I'm Bruce Willis in Unbreakable-ish in terms of getting sick.</p>

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Fallon
01-17-2006, 11:30 AM
Puking in public is great. No cleanup. For you anyways.<br />

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01-17-2006, 11:39 AM
<p>My sister threw up in public once, 9 mos later....</p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-17-2006, 11:44 AM
<p>anyone else sick?</p><p>Snoogans probably.</p>

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01-17-2006, 12:15 PM
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Sheeplovr
01-17-2006, 12:17 PM
<p>I got Sick at a after school thing called teen night </p><p>someone
walked by with some kinda of aweful smelling colounge and then for some
reaosn i yacked i was quick enouh to grab a Garbage Can and that was
fine and i finsihed pukeing and started to walk twords the bathroom
then all of a suddon someone said hi to me and i like cough and some
kinda puke snot bubble came out my nose it was real classy</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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FUNKMAN
01-17-2006, 12:27 PM
<p>don't feel bad... one time i made chili in the ante dish at a card game</p><p>the dreaded paisano wine</p><p>hope ya feel better!</p>

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torker
01-17-2006, 12:33 PM
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ShelleBink
01-17-2006, 12:39 PM
I took a nap and still don't feel much better, but I have a class at 6 ((in the same building! probably with a lot of the same people!))... I think if the little bit of food and drink i'm slowly taking in stays down, I'll go.&nbsp; And if someone messes with me, I'll puke on them hehe.<br />

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FUNKMAN
01-17-2006, 12:41 PM
flat coke and toast...

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jax
01-17-2006, 01:56 PM
flat coke and/or gingerale (slightly less flat)&nbsp; feel better

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Bulldogcakes
01-17-2006, 02:26 PM
<p>Does puking after heavy drinking count? </p><p>If so, I bet 90% of this board has done it in public at one time or another. &nbsp;</p>

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01-17-2006, 02:36 PM
<br />Sounds like that great scene from Requiem for a Dream...minus the whole sex for drug money thing beforehand<br />

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spoon
01-17-2006, 03:07 PM
Nice call by Moe.&nbsp; Perhaps you shouldn't lick McClarty's face while infested with a bacterial infection.&nbsp; At least Snoogans was smart enough to stop smoking while he recovers from this respiratory infection.&nbsp; He waited around 2 minutes I bet to light up after leaving the hospital right?&nbsp; I wouldn't put it past him to light up in the ER.&nbsp;

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reeshy
01-17-2006, 03:55 PM
I puked at my brother's wedding....while giving the toast!!!!!! Cool!!!!!

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SatCam
01-17-2006, 04:18 PM
<p>I hear Gatorade helps</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh... right&nbsp;</p>

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Tenbatsuzen
01-17-2006, 04:37 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><br />
</p><p>Its really embarassing, and now I'm hesitant to eat. </p><p><br /></p>

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be too.&nbsp; Is the pre-op black transsexual still working in the
dining room in the student center?&nbsp; He/she/it was probably the
surliest tranny I've ever seen in my entire life.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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bobrobot
01-17-2006, 04:44 PM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>He/she/it was probably the surliest tranny I've ever seen in my entire life. <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">On Earth 2, she's Tubby Boots!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="442" src="http://www.pullthestringradio.com/images/Img22.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p><br />

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FUNKMAN
01-17-2006, 04:49 PM
<p>i just heaved...</p><p>thanks BoBo</p>

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ShelleBink
01-17-2006, 05:48 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Nice call by Moe. Perhaps you shouldn't lick McClarty's face while infested with a bacterial infection. At least Snoogans was smart enough to stop smoking while he recovers from this respiratory infection. He waited around 2 minutes I bet to light up after leaving the hospital right? I wouldn't put it past him to light up in the ER. <br /><br />I knew he was feeling better when he was in the hospital bed and wanted a cigarette.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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ShelleBink
01-17-2006, 05:48 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><br />
</p><p>Its really embarassing, and now I'm hesitant to eat. </p><p><br /></p>

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</a><br />I would
be too. Is the pre-op black transsexual still working in the
dining room in the student center? He/she/it was probably the
surliest tranny I've ever seen in my entire life.<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

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Tenbatsuzen
01-17-2006, 06:24 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />I
have yet to set foot in the actual dining hall ((other than the lobby
to fill up my laundry card))... but this will be something for me to
investigate tomorrow before classes.<br />

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</a><br />You've
been there for over a semester and you've never been in the dining room
in the student center?&nbsp; It only takes up HALF THE FIRST FLOOR OF
THE STUDENT CENTER.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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01-17-2006, 06:25 PM
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ShelleBink
01-17-2006, 06:37 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />I
have yet to set foot in the actual dining hall ((other than the lobby
to fill up my laundry card))... but this will be something for me to
investigate tomorrow before classes.<br />

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</a><br />You've
been there for over a semester and you've never been in the dining room
in the student center? It only takes up HALF THE FIRST FLOOR OF
THE STUDENT CENTER.<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><a href="http://www.postwhores.net"></a><br />The dining place in the Student Center I've been to... the actual dining <em>hall</em> ((Magill Commons)) I have yet to go to... things have changed since your days, old timer.<br />

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Tenbatsuzen
01-17-2006, 06:46 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />The dining place in the Student Center I've been to... the actual dining <em>hall</em> ((Magill Commons)) I have yet to go to... things have changed since your days, old timer.<br />

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"> <br />
</a><br />Yes.&nbsp;
You have a Scott System, digital editing suites, etc.&nbsp; In my day,
we had &quot;the chicken coop&quot; and we were lucky to have that.<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's a nice feeling, knowing that MY tuition paid for YOUR brand new comm building.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hate you.</p><p><img width="470" height="572" border="0" src="http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p><br />
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Greggie44
01-17-2006, 09:55 PM
I puked all over my third grade teachers desk.&nbsp; She should of sent me to the nurse when I told her I was sick.

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A.J.
01-17-2006, 11:47 PM
I threw up on the Greek Embassy when I was in college.&nbsp; <em>Opa</em>!

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torker
01-18-2006, 04:06 AM
<p><font size="1">I puked all over my third grade teachers desk.&nbsp; She should of sent me to the nurse when I told her I was sick. </font></p><p>Flashback:&nbsp; In third grade a&nbsp;kid sitting across from me puked.&nbsp; I got covered in his regurgitated waffles.&nbsp; I got to go home.&nbsp;&nbsp;To this day I can still recall the smell&nbsp;of his&nbsp;maple syrup scented vomitus.</p>

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mendyweiss
01-18-2006, 04:23 AM
About 3 years ago we went to NYC for the weekend. Ate at a restaurant and something did't agree with me and I got sick as a dog. Was o.k the next morning and we went down to the World Trade Center site where you could view the area. Waiting in line, I started to get sick again, there were about 2 thousand people behind me, and I had nowhere to go I threw up in that old 300 year old church graveyard. I wanted to die, but some cops came up to me and said it's o.k man. Take it easy. They thought I lost a relative&nbsp; in WTC, and&nbsp; could't be nicer. Very strange.

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bobrobot
01-18-2006, 04:38 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> </font>Flashback:&nbsp; In third grade a&nbsp;kid sitting across from me puked.&nbsp; I got covered in his regurgitated waffles.&nbsp; I got to go home.&nbsp;&nbsp;To this day I can still recall the smell&nbsp;of his&nbsp;maple syrup scented vomitus.<em><em /></em><em><em> <p><strong><font color="#000099">Smells like VICTORY</font></strong></p><p><img title="charlie don't barf" height="300" alt="charlie don't barf" src="http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/50/images/duvall.ApocalypseNow.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></p><p>Charlie don't barf...<br /></p></em></em>

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ShelleBink
01-18-2006, 06:15 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p>Yes.
You have a Scott System, digital editing suites, etc. In my day,
we had &quot;the chicken coop&quot; and we were lucky to have that.<br />
<p> </p><p> </p><p>It's a nice feeling, knowing that MY tuition paid for YOUR brand new comm building.</p><p> </p><p>I hate you.</p><p><img width="470" height="572" border="0" src="http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg" /> </p><p><br />
</p><p> </p><p> </p>

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reeshy
01-18-2006, 07:29 AM
<p><font size="1">some cops came up to me and said it's o.k man. Take it easy. They thought I lost a relative&nbsp; in WTC, and&nbsp; could't be nicer. Very strange. </font></p><p><font size="1" /></p><p><font size="1">You found it strange that cops could be nice or that someone could have lost a relative at the WTC????&nbsp;&nbsp; Strange!!!!!!!!</font></p>

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angrymissy
01-18-2006, 07:46 AM
I threw up in Target last month when I was sick, it was incredibly embarassing because it came up real fast in the bedding aisle. <br /><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/newsig.gif" border="0" /> &quot;To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.&quot; [ Theodore Roosevelt ]

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ShelleBink
01-18-2006, 07:50 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I threw up in Target last month when I was sick, it was incredibly embarassing because it came up real fast in the bedding aisle. <br /><font color="black" /><br />Didya hit any targets though?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Some of the old ladies that shop there deserve a good pukin' on.&nbsp;</p>

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