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torker

02-01-2006, 05:07 PM

I was arguing with my wife earlier today.  Stupid shit.  When she wasn't looking, I gave the bag of cookies she was saving a little whack.  Sorry, baby.                             <img height="267" src="http://ehs1966.com/Otherpictures/LindensCookies.jpg" width="220" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

02-01-2006, 05:12 PM

You monster...<img width="151" height="241" border="0" src="http://www.voidspace.org.uk/images/cookie-monster.jpg" /> 

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FUNKMAN

02-01-2006, 05:13 PM

jesus h christ man, i'd hate to see what happens if she overcooks your steak<img height="184" src="http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/58/180px-Wifebeater.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

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Bulldogcakes

02-01-2006, 05:35 PM

You should be arrested for domestic abuse of baked goods. And your wife should check into a shelter for battered cookies. 

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Bulldogcakes

02-01-2006, 05:37 PM

<img width="432" height="287" border="0" src="http://www.freshperspective.com/archives/yummybatter.jpg" /> Or she can just check into a bowl of cookie batter 

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FUNKMAN

02-01-2006, 06:03 PM

just rememberno cookie, no nookie!  you'll be baking her a cake by the end of the week...

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PapaBear

02-01-2006, 06:05 PM

After you smashed them, did she toss her cookies?

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Death Metal Moe

02-01-2006, 06:09 PM

I'd just tackle her, give her a big Indian burn and send her on her way. 

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02-01-2006, 07:12 PM

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HBox

02-01-2006, 07:14 PM

"Cookies" isn't slang for parts of the female reproductive system, is it?

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FUNKMAN

02-01-2006, 08:00 PM

quote:  jesus h christ man, i'd hate to see what happens if she overcooks your steak  <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/CureForBlackEye.jpg" border="0" />if that's the case then burn that mother fucker!

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Judge Smails

02-01-2006, 08:10 PM

Don't be so down on yourself.  It's a disease, man.<img src="http://www.sansoneplus.com/images/Sansone_Portfolio02.01.jpg" border="0" />

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A.J.

02-01-2006, 11:42 PM

As long as you didn't break her tookie.

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Mr.Pants

02-04-2006, 07:01 AM

<img src="http://www.beckett.com/images/pgitems/211940101.jpg" border="0" />Cookie batter

torker

02-04-2006, 11:41 AM

She's lucky I didn't crack'er.

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mdr55

02-04-2006, 11:49 AM

Did she bleed?

mdr55

02-04-2006, 11:50 AM

Were the cookies hot?

Death Metal Moe

02-04-2006, 03:11 PM

Tell her to bake a batch and eat it. 

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sr71blackbird

02-04-2006, 04:11 PM

Thats the way the cookie crumbles!

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Billy Staples

02-04-2006, 05:44 PM

thats what you get for marrying a girl scout

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FUNKMAN

02-04-2006, 06:46 PM

<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1572521554.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" />            just a brief reminder my friend...

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Evilpete

02-23-2006, 09:06 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Tell her to bake a batch and eat it. 

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