OFFICIAL BET TERMS [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

mikeyboy

02-03-2006, 04:55 AM

On January 25th, 2006, Fez and Elfish agreed to the terms of the Super Bowl bet via e-mail.  Here are those terms so that there is no controversy.TERMS OF THE FEZ VERSUS ELFISH BET 1/25/06  IF ELFISH LOSES: - TRAIN TICKET TO NY - STAY AT FEZ’S HOUSE  - FEZ DOES NOT SHAVE HEAD IF ELFISH WINS: - LIMO PICKS UP PLAYIN FOREIGNER GREATEST HITS - GO TO HARD ROCK FOR DINNER AND DRINKS - SPEND NIGHT AT FEZ’S - FEZ SHAVES HEAD - PAINTS HIMSELF LIKE BLUE MAN GROUP - ROUND TRIP FLIGHT TO MEMPHIS (MOM OR FEZ ON ACID) - STAY AT HEARTBREAK HOTEL (ONE NIGHT) - TOUR GRACELAND- TRAIN TICKET TO NY- STAY AT FEZ’S HOUSE - FEZ DOES NOT SHAVE HEAD- LIMO PICKS UP PLAYIN FOREIGNER GREATEST HITS- GO TO HARD ROCK FOR DINNER AND DRINKS - SPEND NIGHT AT FEZ’S- FEZ SHAVES HEAD- PAINTS HIMSELF LIKE BLUE MAN GROUP- ROUND TRIP FLIGHT TO MEMPHIS (MOM OR FEZ ON ACID)- STAY AT HEARTBREAK HOTEL (ONE NIGHT)- TOUR GRACELAND I hereby agree to all of the terms stated in this *  Failure to comply to these terms will result in the life long title of ‘Welcher’.Fez Whatley                                     Elfish Witness of transaction: Earl Douglas                                    Ron Bennington A few thoughts, of course.  I thought Elfish had agreed to shave his head and paint it blue if the Steelers lost as a way to sweeten the bet, because Fez didn't want to agree to bring Mama Elfish.  Also, this agreement does not take into account any modification of the bet arrangement after the 25th.  Hopefully both parties will affirm their adherence to the terms of the bet today to avoid any further controversy.[edited to correct a typo of my own and to clean up the formatting of the bet terms]<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

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Mike Teacher

02-03-2006, 05:24 AM

...and R+F listeners will have to listen to this horrific bit.

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nevnut

02-03-2006, 05:37 AM

Are there points????

kevcala

02-03-2006, 05:38 AM

<hr width="100%" size="2" />OFFICIAL BET TERMS <hr width="100%" size="2" />I thought this post was going to be about Lingo used on Black Entertainment Television.  

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curtoid

02-03-2006, 06:45 AM

Are we POSITIVE that Elfish gets to STAY at Fez's apartment even if he looses? I haven't heard every second of all of this, but in the original discussion I only heard a "trip to NY" to see them, etc.See...I think THAT was where this bet fell apart in the very beginning - staying at Fezzie's house. I think that if Elfish had taken that off the table at some point, and instead agreed to a day trip to NYC with some fun perks, some embarrassment for the show for Fez, this thing would have been finished long ago - and people would be feeling good about it and about everyone involved. I think. I just got them impression from listening too closely to the show that the staying at Fez's was what was really the thing moving this.

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Mr.Pants

02-03-2006, 08:50 AM

Elfish did say he would shave his head if he lost, but I don't remember the painting blue part for himself.

hereintheUK

02-05-2006, 05:15 PM

Who took which team ans is there points involved?

Heather 8

02-05-2006, 05:26 PM

Elfish-PittsburghFez-Seattle And no points involved. 

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Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 05:30 PM

OK, it's nice to see the final terms in black and white. 

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SassyFrass

02-05-2006, 05:50 PM

...so will that paint be "cobalt" blue?  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 05:55 PM

How about Cerulean blue?<img width="185" height="183" border="0" src="http://www.artnet.com/artwork_images/135/148301t.jpg" /> <img width="200" height="198" border="0" src="http://www.txf.net/a-z/m/modell-robert_patrick.jpg" /> 

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suggums

02-05-2006, 06:02 PM

quote:How about Cerulean blue?<img width="185" height="183" border="0" src="http://www.artnet.com/artwork_images/135/148301t.jpg" /> that was always my favorite crayon 

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jlehane

02-05-2006, 06:11 PM

My fave crayon was "Flesh" but they retired it.Elfish gets his well-deserved pound of flesh tomorrow.Congrats tenacious E.

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Mr.Pants

02-05-2006, 06:18 PM

Come on guys. It definitely needs to be periwinkle blue, like in "Fight Club."

angelinad128

02-05-2006, 06:19 PM

I hope Fez's heart can take it! Can't help but wonder what he is thinking right now.

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mikeyboy

02-05-2006, 06:23 PM

There really isn't a lot of negotiation here -- it's supposed to be as close to this shade as possible:<img height="250" src="http://images.prg.com/prg.com/about/blue-man-group.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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suggums

02-05-2006, 06:26 PM

i call blood splattering duty 

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hereintheUK

02-05-2006, 06:42 PM

I wonder if Fez and Elfish would consider double, double, doubling on the FA cup game tomorrow between Chelsea and Everton.

Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 06:49 PM

This is a "FOOTBALL" bet.  Although I will be looking forward to seeing the genius of Ron and Fez tomorrow.  Will they stretch this thing out even longer?  I kinda feel like it's time to end this and pay up, but I felt that way back when it involved the Redskins too.Wow us tomorrow, Buddays! 

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mikeyboy

02-05-2006, 06:51 PM

quote: i call blood splattering duty <img src="http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4237/suggumskilgore5id.jpg" border="0" /> As if Mojo would give you the time off work for it...

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suggums

02-05-2006, 07:04 PM

quote: As if Mojo would give you the time off work for it...

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MadMatt

02-05-2006, 07:18 PM

quote: This is a "FOOTBALL" bet.  Although I will be looking forward to seeing the genius of Ron and Fez tomorrow.  Will they stretch this thing out even longer?  I kinda feel like it's time to end this and pay up, but I felt that way back when it involved the Redskins too.Wow us tomorrow, Buddays!   I think somebody already mentioned this (and it may have been between Ron and Fez on the show - or possibly on the board), but Arena Football just started its season...

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bobrobot

02-05-2006, 07:19 PM

<a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">BLUE FEZZY      </a> <a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">There’ll be a Blue Fezzy cause of Elfish</a> <a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">Paint him blue for being so selfish</a><a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">Decorate his bald head like a gay Christmas tree</a> <a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">Serves you right Fez, bettin against the Big E</a><a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">And when those fuzzy Fez hairs start falling </a><a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">And those Fezzy head lice start crawlin </a><a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">Fez will be bald as a cue, and Elfish will have his due </a><a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">And you’ll be a bald, bald, bald, blue Fezzy!</a> <img height="100" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboPlan.jpg" wid

hereintheUK

02-05-2006, 07:38 PM

quote:quote: This is a "FOOTBALL" bet. Although I will be looking forward to seeing the genius of Ron and Fez tomorrow. Will they stretch this thing out even longer? I kinda feel like it's time to end this and pay up, but I felt that way back when it involved the Redskins too.Wow us tomorrow, Buddays! I think somebody already mentioned this (and it may have been between Ron and Fez on the show - or possibly on the board), but Arena Football just started its season...

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samnyc

02-05-2006, 07:57 PM

Elfish,  I know Fez lost again but please cut him some slack here.  Thanks.

David Lee Kinison

02-05-2006, 07:58 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !see you in NYCDLK

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Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 07:59 PM

Now you KNOW it's not going to be that easy, but congrats bro. 

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hereintheUK

02-05-2006, 08:05 PM

quote:Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !see you in NYCDLK

A Lil Aint Enough !!!  good luck bro.

margin

02-05-2006, 11:35 PM

So, is there gonna be a triple-double bet on the probowl? 

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Mr.Pants

02-06-2006, 03:49 AM

That contract is legally binding. I'm sure there could be a class action lawsuit on behalf of the listeners if the bet continues.

MilkmanDann

02-06-2006, 04:06 AM

quote: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !see you in NYCDLKA Lil Aint Enough !!! Grats, and thank god its over. 

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bobrobot

02-06-2006, 04:11 AM

They're goin' to Graceland, Graceland...<img title="Fezzy & Elfish" height="335" alt="Fezzy & Elfish" src="http://www.ee.washington.edu/news/1998/halloween/rachelhusb.gif" width="237" border="0" /><a href="http://bobogolem.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/bluefezzy.mp3" target="_self">BLUE FEZZY</a><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboPlan.jpg" border="0" /> Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives! And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. <a href="http://www.bobogolem.com/">bobogolem.com</a> 

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Mike Teacher

02-06-2006, 06:41 AM

Grats, and thank god its over.=Sadly, its far far far from over

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02-06-2006, 06:48 AM

quote:Grats, and thank god its over.=Sadly, its far far far from over

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curtoid

02-06-2006, 06:54 AM

quote: Sadly, its far far far from over <img height="558" src="http://www.fiona.co.jp/images/JUVENILE_BOOK/WANNA_BET.jpg" width="380" border="0" /> 

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02-06-2006, 07:09 AM

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02-08-2006, 09:21 AM

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