If you went 4 years without getting any... [Archive]

MHasegawa

02-05-2006, 07:34 AM

Would you think about seriously murdering someone?  Because I'm almost there, serious replies only. 

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furie

02-05-2006, 07:38 AM

just switch teams, i'm sure you'll do fine.

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Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 07:39 AM

Hey, life is full of disappointments and pain.  Just put it on the pile and keep living. 

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MadMatt

02-05-2006, 07:59 AM

I was in the same boat, but didn't feel like murdering anyone (except for the guy at the supermarket when he took the tissues off sale).  It was tremendously frustrating though.The great part is when you do have sex again, it is awesome.  Hopefully that helps, at least a little (OK, I know that is bullshit).Anyway, know that you aren't alone in your situation.  Many of us have had long droughts.

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02-05-2006, 08:07 AM

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TheQuestion

02-05-2006, 08:22 AM

If I went four years without "getting any" the only person I'd consider killing is myself.

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FUNKMAN

02-05-2006, 08:27 AM

just switch teams, i'm sure you'll do fine. or hands...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />just kidding budday... we all do it anyway... 

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Marc with a c

02-05-2006, 09:18 AM

quote:.The great part is when you do have sex again, it is awesome. 
 . The great part is IF you do have sex agin, it is awesome. 

This message was edited by evedder on 2-5-06 @ 1:19 PM

TheMojoPin

02-05-2006, 09:22 AM

Why would you have to murder anyone else just because YOU can't get laid?  Doesn't sound like anyone else's problem, so don't be a douche and take it out on anyone besides your no-ass-gettin' self.  And yes, this IS a serious reply to a questiuon as absurd as "would you think about seriously murdering someone if you went 4 years without getting any."Do the right thing and HILARIOUSLY murder someone.  Then we all win!

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02-05-2006, 10:11 AM

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samnyc

02-05-2006, 10:19 AM

Well you need to get laid and this chic needs some bail.  I see a deal in the works.<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip8.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

JPMNICK

02-05-2006, 10:23 AM

i can not even imagine going 4 years without it. go find a drunk girl at a bar and get it done. 

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newport king

02-05-2006, 10:55 AM

whats going on in your life between this and the marriage without love thread?

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EliSnow

02-05-2006, 11:02 AM

Just pull an East Side Dave.  I'm sure he can tell you the best dolls on the market.

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Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 11:14 AM

quote:whats going on in your life between this and the marriage without love thread?

<img border="0" src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg" /> Don't break his balls man.  Haven't you ever just got up one morning, look in the mirror and wonder what you're doing with your life?  I know I have.  I think he had one of those mornings.  Let's all cut him some slack. 

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samnyc

02-05-2006, 11:18 AM

I do it every single day ...

newport king

02-05-2006, 11:22 AM

i'm not busting balls. just figuring out where he's at. dont get any for 4 years then think about marrying a girl for financial reasons....better yet, find out if the girl is up for sex in this marriage. if so i say go for it.

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Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 11:29 AM

I think the 2 things go together.  He might have been having a "Lonely/Don't want to die alone" moment. 

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spoon

02-05-2006, 09:27 PM

Have you actually tried talking to the finer sex?  You seem way too quiet around the ladies when we're all hanging.  You a cool kid, just put yourself out there a little and be safe in the process.  And just to make you feel better, I haven't gone four days without sex in about five years.  However, it's been with the same person so in essence we're going through the same shit.  I guess that love thing you think doesn't exist is fucking with my head huh?  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />

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PapaBear

02-05-2006, 10:01 PM

If you went 4 years without getting any... I feel much better about myself, now.

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A.J.

02-05-2006, 10:15 PM

It hasn't bothered me at all.

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02-05-2006, 10:53 PM

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MHasegawa

02-06-2006, 04:14 AM

Lemme clarify for shithead Mojo, with or without sex I still have a burning desire to murder certain people...my current situation just helps my inner hatred further.  Offing myself would be a good idea also at times. 

This message was edited by MHasegawa on 2-6-06 @ 8:16 AM

DreamWeaver

02-06-2006, 09:29 AM

Are you just really picky or too afraid to approach women? You're quite attractive and I'm sure you've been hit on before. I don't see what the problem is.

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SatCam

02-06-2006, 10:58 AM

Are you just really picky or too afraid to approach women? You're quite attractive and I'm sure you've been hit on before. I don't see what the problem is.
Is that an offer on your part?

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zentraed

02-06-2006, 12:10 PM

quote:Would you think about seriously murdering someone? Because I'm almost there, serious replies only. I'm approaching the 6 year mark myself, and I have had some pretty violent dreams. In my waking life, it doesn't seem to bother me too much though. At this point, I'd hate to ruin my streak 

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suggums

02-06-2006, 01:35 PM

quote:Lemme clarify for shithead Mojo, with or without sex I still have a burning desire to murder certain people...my current situation just helps my inner hatred further. never met you, never had a problem with your posts, but based on this statement, i think you're the shithead.  if you're as "serious" as you state about considering murder, then you're past the point where anyone on this board is gonna help you.  time to see a professional. if this is all a ruse for attention, cue simple plan songif this is a joke, haha 

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GwEnYpOo

02-06-2006, 01:47 PM

quote: i can not even imagine going 4 years without it. go find a drunk girl at a bar and get it done. <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" border="0" /> Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock. Love Your Grandson Frank It's gonna be BAM, I crush his little skull and I sit down and smoke a cigar for another 55 seconds. The next kid comes in, BAM I put my cigar out on him. I laugh and point at the other kids "Who's next chubby?" nice nick ,real nice 

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02-06-2006, 02:11 PM

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02-06-2006, 02:16 PM

quote:quote: i can not even imagine going 4 years without it. go find a drunk girl at a bar and get it done. <img border="0" src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Enickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" /> nice nick ,real nice 

 Although I find his statement disgusting as well, you have to understand how guys are Gweny. 

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spoon

02-06-2006, 03:53 PM

quote: quote: quote: i can not even imagine going 4 years without it. go find a drunk girl at a bar and get it done. <img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Enickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" border="0" /> nice nick ,real nice Although I find his statement disgusting as well, you have to understand how guys are Gweny. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN Someday we'll teach Moe to understand guys don't say shit like the above as well Gweny.  Thanks Brokeback Moe! 

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Bulldogcakes

02-06-2006, 04:16 PM

Hire a pro. 

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GwEnYpOo

02-06-2006, 04:22 PM

i know guys say dicusting shit but i just didnt expect it from our darling nicky

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Death Metal Moe

02-06-2006, 04:43 PM

quote:i know guys say dicusting shit but i just didnt expect it from our darling nicky

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DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP , YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!!! He's a man, he has needs. Brokeback Moe....OUT!.

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Yerdaddy

02-07-2006, 12:27 AM

Move to the Middle East. Or, even better, to an Asian country; all the western men have the "yellow fever" but none of the women do. In other words, you got no competition, so the western women are horned up and jonsing for your rod, AND you'll be lean and mean in no time with the intestinal parasite diet. You can't lose!Hi! My name is Yerdaddy and I'm a recovering girlaphobic.

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Reephdweller

02-07-2006, 02:53 AM

Offing myself would be a good idea also at times.No it wouldn't. I can understand your desire to murder folks, i get that way whenever I drive around and the various people on the road annoy me. However offing yourself isn't the answer, whether you meant it in a joking manner or not. There's plenty of women out there to meet, I don't know what you do as far as trying to meet people, or if you go to places to meet folks but there are plenty of ways to find someone and get laid. I'm not suggesting it's easy, but it isn't impossible. Just look at this creep...<img height="450" src="http://myspace-671.vo.llnwd.net/00300/17/68/300918671_l.jpg" width="600" border="0" />

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02-07-2006, 02:55 AM

No wonder those people hate us so much! Us westerners send guys over there who keep fucking their women and those clueless mopes are home jerking off and hating our guts. STOP! Stop fucking their women Yerdaddy! You're escalating global tensions! Its not Bush's fault IT'S YOURS! 

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Justice4all

02-07-2006, 03:28 PM

Try shaving and showering....that might help!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />Either that...or the Moonlight bunny ranch in NV! give it a shot...Air Force Amy will rock your world man!

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Justice4all

02-07-2006, 03:30 PM

quote: i know guys say dicusting shit but i just didnt expect it from our darling nicky  What are you kidding me? Have you seen what Nick has been hitting?Shit I am a jealous of him as I was of Nick LACHEY! Daaaaamn...I should change my name! 

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Snoogans

02-07-2006, 04:56 PM

you'd be as jealous of the guy who fucks star jones as you would Nick Lachey 

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GwEnYpOo

02-08-2006, 09:34 AM

Justice4all wrote: quote: i know guys say dicusting shit but i just didnt expect it from our darling nicky  What are you kidding me? Have you seen what Nick has been hitting?Shit I am a jealous of him as I was of Nick LACHEY! Daaaaamn...I should change my name! <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!" no i havent please inform me

GwEnYpOo

02-08-2006, 12:38 PM

apparently you pansy's dont want to

towny

02-08-2006, 01:05 PM

If you do reach 4 years without getting laid you officially go back to being a virgin.  So time is slipping.  You must step up your game.  Good Luck

Justice4all

02-08-2006, 01:39 PM

Gwen his fiance` is absolutely hot. There is no other way to say it.Sorry Nick...meant as a compliment!

GwEnYpOo

02-08-2006, 04:40 PM

i wonder how nick has a fiance whe n he was gonna move in wit me when i was 18? hmmm? NICK YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER ASSHOLE!!!

grlNIN

02-08-2006, 04:59 PM

Please God let that not be a joke.

Tall_James

02-08-2006, 06:54 PM

Please God let that not be a joke.grlNIN - let's make some popcorn and watch the drama unfold

Death Metal Moe

02-08-2006, 06:58 PM

Don't be too hasty with that drama.  Your Mama might be interested in you saving it for her.

grlNIN

02-08-2006, 07:14 PM

Impossible.She knows your Mom has first dibs.

FUNKMAN

02-08-2006, 07:15 PM

we should get off moms...

grlNIN

02-08-2006, 07:18 PM

Believe me i'm trying...

Patches

02-08-2006, 08:59 PM

oh.snap.

GwEnYpOo

02-09-2006, 11:20 AM

i hope nick rots in hell

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02-09-2006, 11:33 AM

if youve got $7000 laying around you should visit <a href="http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp">http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp</a> possibly NSFW!!!i'd do it if i had the money!!

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TheMojoPin

02-09-2006, 12:16 PM

MHasegawa wrote: Lemme clarify for shithead Mojo, with or without sex I still have a burning desire to murder certain people...my current situation just helps my inner hatred further.  Offing myself would be a good idea also at times. This message was edited by MHasegawa on 2-6-06 @ 8:16 AM Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait...WAIT.You start a thread asking if it's OK for you to feel like killing people just because you can't/haven't gotten laid in 4 years, and you want "serious responses," so I give you the serious response that such a dumbass question deserves...and I'M the "shithead?"Man, fuck you, you sexless gimp.  Please explain how killing OTHER people because YOU can't get laid makes more sense than killing yourself if you MUST kill someone just because you've apparently forgotten how to masturbate.Hand.Grip.Pump.Repeat.Problem solved.

Hagar

02-16-2006, 06:19 PM

if u havent, just kill yourself, your taking up air<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigHagarSigpic2Reduced.jpg" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

02-16-2006, 06:24 PM

Hagar wrote: if u havent, just kill yourself, your taking up air<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigHagarSigpic2Reduced.jpg" border="0" />Listen Hagar, I'm going to NOT scream at you because you're new.M.Hasegawa is a guy I know.  I've met him, I've hung out with him, I've had a lot of good times with him.  He's a really fun guy to joke around with and is very quick.  I haven't seen him in awhile because things seem to change in life, but I'm always up for chilling with him and some of the other friends I met with him.DO NOT be that harsh with him.  He was just having a moment there and wanted to voice his frustration.  Just because you don't get constant sex doesn't mean you should die, and just because he was upset one night doesn't mean he should die.This is your 1st and last warning with me regarding how you speak to other members.

grlNIN

02-16-2006, 06:51 PM

Just don't slap the womens in the face and you'll be good to go.

Death Metal Moe

02-16-2006, 06:55 PM

grlNIN wrote: Just don't slap the womens in the face and you'll be good to go. Slap them in the face with what?!OOOOH!!!!!

GwEnYpOo

02-19-2006, 04:45 PM

with my DICK!!! OHHHHH!!!

Justice4all

02-21-2006, 01:22 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: This is your 1st and last warning with me regarding how you speak to other members.Don't ya love it when Moe gets all rough and tough with the new people?

Hagar

02-23-2006, 09:11 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Hagar wrote: if u havent, just kill yourself, your taking up air<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigHagarSigpic2Reduced.jpg" border="0" />Listen Hagar, I'm going to NOT scream at you because you're new.M.Hasegawa is a guy I know.  I've met him, I've hung out with him, I've had a lot of good times with him.  He's a really fun guy to joke around with and is very quick.  I haven't seen him in awhile because things seem to change in life, but I'm always up for chilling with him and some of the other friends I met with him.DO NOT be that harsh with him.  He was just having a moment there and wanted to voice his frustration.  Just because you don't get constant sex doesn't mean you should die, and just because he was upset one night doesn't mean he should die.This is your 1st and last warning with me regarding how you speak to other members.read my PM moe

Death Metal Moe

02-23-2006, 09:31 AM

Why would you write me a PM but still post something about it in here?I didn't threaten you.  I told you how it was.  Period.  I said the same thing in my response.

Donnielimes

02-23-2006, 10:30 AM

"When the going gets wierd the weird turn pro" Get a hooker. A nice young hooker off the internet. Find one who advertises 100% GFE that means girlfriend experience. That way it will seem like an actual date with actual sex. Once you bust off one you'll be O.K. but if you get into chronic masturbation mode you'll be Anti-fucked. I got a hooker and the difference in my attitude just made it easier on the civilian ho's. Not as much pressure. Save up your newspaper route money and buy some!

MHasegawa

02-23-2006, 10:49 AM

So if I keep up the pace and rub one out too many times, I'll burn myself out for a chicken head?    Now I gotta start all over....

spoon

02-23-2006, 02:02 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Hagar wrote: if u havent, just kill yourself, your taking up air<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigHagarSigpic2Reduced.jpg" border="0" />Listen Hagar, I'm going to NOT scream at you because you're new.M.Hasegawa is a guy I know.  I've met him, I've hung out with him, I've had a lot of good times with him.  He's a really fun guy to joke around with and is very quick.  I haven't seen him in awhile because things seem to change in life, but I'm always up for chilling with him and some of the other friends I met with him.DO NOT be that harsh with him.  He was just having a moment there and wanted to voice his frustration.  Just because you don't get constant sex doesn't mean you should die, and just because he was upset one night doesn't mean he should die.This is your 1st and last warning with me regarding how you speak to other members.Holy fuck Moe you did it again.  This kid says the same thing as Mojo and others yet you pick him to flip out on bc you have no balls and make absolutely no sense.  I'm willing to bet Manny can defend himself fine as I've met the kid and like him as well.  However, he did say some dumb shit and guys rip friends when they act like dickbags or assholes from time to time.  We've all been there and good friends call us on it.  Yet Justice hit the nail on the head with you choosing to pick a new kid for your mock show of friendship.  Why not Mojo?  Bc you're a gut-less pussy and your real motivation wasn't to defend Has, it was to talk big and feign this friendship I'm sure caught Manny off guard as well.  So if this is the last warning, what is the consequence?  You're a fucking joke and I can't believe how many times you randomly tick me off.  Honestly, you've now moved WAY past BDC, Chickenhawk and some others of late.  You're a hack/fake.  That's all it comes down to.  Point out for me where Hagar stated Manny should die bc he doesn't get constant sex?  You just make shit up now I guess.  Stop trying to dominate every fucking thread.  And if anyone ever makes this tart a mod I'll personally kick their ass.

Donnielimes

02-23-2006, 03:14 PM

MHasegawa wrote: So if I keep up the pace and rub one out too many times, I'll burn myself out for a chicken head?    Now I gotta start all over....  Check it out. You've been jacking off for 4 years. Pussy's gonna seem like too much work after a while.You gotta stay in punani mode or you'll just become a jackoff. A jerk.A clown puncher. Lonely, sloven, smoking pot a playing video games in your tidee whitees while your mother yells at you to go outside,make some friends, but you'll be sitting in the dark with your bong ,some malt liquor and a fifi bag.  years will go by and you'll grow greasy hair and turn into gollum sitting in front of your computer monitor mumbling "my precious" over and over again.

Death Metal Moe

02-23-2006, 08:53 PM

spoon wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Hagar wrote: if u havent, just kill yourself, your taking up air<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigHagarSigpic2Reduced.jpg" border="0" />Listen Hagar, I'm going to NOT scream at you because you're new.M.Hasegawa is a guy I know.  I've met him, I've hung out with him, I've had a lot of good times with him.  He's a really fun guy to joke around with and is very quick.  I haven't seen him in awhile because things seem to change in life, but I'm always up for chilling with him and some of the other friends I met with him.DO NOT be that harsh with him.  He was just having a moment there and wanted to voice his frustration.  Just because you don't get constant sex doesn't mean you should die, and just because he was upset one night doesn't mean he should die.This is your 1st and last warning with me regarding how you speak to other members.Holy fuck Moe you did it again.  This kid says the same thing as Mojo and others yet you pick him to flip out on bc you have no balls and make absolutely no sense.  I'm willing to bet Manny can defend himself fine as I've met the kid and like him as well.  However, he did say some dumb shit and guys rip friends when they act like dickbags or assholes from time to time.  We've all been there and good friends call us on it.  Yet Justice hit the nail on the head with you choosing to pick a new kid for your mock show of friendship.  Why not Mojo?  Bc you're a gut-less pussy and your real motivation wasn't to defend Has, it was to talk big and feign this friendship I'm sure caught Manny off guard as well.  So if this is the last warning, what is the consequence?  You're a fucking joke and I can't believe how many times you randomly tick me off.  Honestly, you've now moved WAY past BDC, Chickenhawk and some others of late.  You're a hack/fake.  That's all it comes down to.  Point out for me where Hagar stated Manny should die bc he doesn't get constant sex?  You just make shit up now I guess.  Stop trying to dominate every fucking thread.  And if anyone ever makes this tart a mod I'll personally kick their ass.Do you do drugs Spoon?  You're all over the place.  If you don't like me, go start an Anti-Moe club with DesertEagle, Wonderwoman and whoever the "I'm gonna cut Moe down to size" candidate is this week.I'm self important?  You feel it nessecary to point out everytime I piss you off.  No one cares, least of all me. Do you think I'm going to start wondering what the Spoon's of this website will think of me before I post now?  Guess again.I told Hagar not to wish death on a guy I know.  I was very nice to him compared to what I was planning to say to him.  No threats, no yelling, just the way it is.And I don't want to be a Mod here.  That shows how out of touch you are bro.  Do you think the staff here wants ME as a Mod?  I have activity but I'm too combative to cut it.  Plus being a Mod would limit my ability to tell it like I want to, so this may sound like I'm "Too cool" but I don't want to be a Mod.Continue to let my posts get to you.  I assue you yours don't effect my posting here in the least.  I will respond to you and then go have fun in another thread.

grlNIN

02-23-2006, 09:01 PM

I actually laughed at what spoon posted; albeit i'm not as much of a
regular poster around these parts as i once was but every now and then
you still seem to take over the board, Moe.Now don't go getting all defensive, merely an observation.

Death Metal Moe

02-23-2006, 09:10 PM

grlNIN wrote: I actually laughed at what spoon posted; albeit i'm not as much of a regular poster around these parts as i once was but every now and then you still seem to take over the board, Moe.Now don't go getting all defensive, merely an observation. Thats fine grlNIN.  I don't see it that way, but at least you stated your opinion without telling me how I let you down and irritated you everytime you read my posts or didn't have to engage you in some stupid tit for tat argument that ends with you finally saying what you wanted to say the whole time after I said I was done posting in the thread.I don't even see how I could take over the board.  I think people give me way too much credit and make me sound too powerful sometimes.

grlNIN

02-23-2006, 09:26 PM

I don't think it's "making you seem powerful" as much as we log in
and see your name in most of the recently posted topics....not that
it's something that you should stop....but maybe we're hoping for other
people to respond?I dunno, i lurk half the time and honestly,
when i check the thread or see your name in the "last posted" thing i
kinda go "alright, whatever" and continue on my way.Not to say you don't have something of importance to say but....to me, atleast, it very much seems all the same.Maybe
i've just been around so long though that everything you have to say
seems almost recycled? who knows, that's just my view.

Death Metal Moe

02-23-2006, 09:33 PM

I guess there is a growing Anti-Moe sentiment in here.

grlNIN

02-23-2006, 09:35 PM

Ok, really, get over yourself.Also, I'm done hijacking MH's thread in order to feed your ego.That is all.

spoon

02-24-2006, 12:00 AM

Well I did break Moe's constant bullshit down point by point but it didn't take for some reason.  Well enough, it may have saved me a vacation.  Now I'll just ditto Nin's point loudly.

This message was edited by spoon on 2-24-06 @ 4:02 AM

Jennitalia

02-24-2006, 08:26 AM

i'll admit that i didnt quite understand him at first, as it can be very easy to misinterpret people on the internet.  but, i like moe and all that he is.  i think he is a genuinely swell fella

FUNKMAN

02-24-2006, 08:46 AM

i think Moe is a good guy as well. i can understand the sentiment about "tired of all the posting" only because alot of it seems to be just 'ego' feeding, especially when he posts the pics of himself, which happen too often for me. Words can be ignored easier than a bunch of pics as you're searching through a thread.i enjoy alot of what Moe has to say and i'll just ignore his posts for a while if i feel they are just posted to feed his ego. but that pretty much goes for anyone, if what they say or do seems to bug ya the best thing to do is ignore it and don't let it ruin your time on the board...i post a bunch too, i think it's that 'old man' syndrome where you want to tell everyone about your life and experiences, i'm sure it can bug people sometimes.... well that's too fucking bad <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />

Jennitalia

02-24-2006, 11:17 AM

I do hate Moe though, because every time I see or eat bacon, I think of him.  bastard!

Stankfoot

02-24-2006, 03:52 PM

<img height="234" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/sad.jpg" width="265" border="0" />Lay off Moe - He's good people. Hagar was out of line ...