Black Earl Is Mentally Unstable

[tonedef04]

i am begging someone to upload the last hour of todays show to the file library. it was hysterical. when lilly started jabbing earl with those lines, i was laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[Gvac]

Earl...YOU'RE A FUCKING WACKO!!!!

[epo]

Earl...YOU'RE A FUCKING WACKO!!!!

Braggart!

[Gvac]

Braggart!


HAHAHA!

Hey, if I can't post I gotta call.

[GvacMobile]

Earl says anyone 6 years old and above that dies without accepting Jesus as their savior goes straight to hell.

Ditto for Einstein, Ghandi, and every other non-Christian.

[underdog]

Earl says anyone 6 years old and above that dies without accepting Jesus as their savior goes straight to hell.

Ditto for Einstein, Ghandi, and every other non-Christian.

This should actually be in the Religious People are Mentally Unstable thread. Its not limited to Earl.

[IMSlacker]

According to Earl, Heaven is just teaming with bees.

[Dougie Brootal]

This should actually be in the Religious People are Mentally Unstable thread. Its not limited to Earl.

:lol:

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Earl is the Sherri Shepard of the Ron & Fez show:
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[PapaBear]

Earl says anyone 6 years old and above that dies without accepting Jesus as their savior goes straight to hell.

Ditto for Einstein, Ghandi, and every other non-Christian.
Wait... Wasn't Einstein a Jew? So let me get this straight. Even though the Bible says that the Jews are the chosen people, he ignores it. On top of that, he said he would have saved Jesus, therefore ruining Christianity before it ever started. Is there ANY part of the Bible he believes? I mean... aside from the part that said there were dinosaurs on Noah's arc. The Bible did say that, right?:wallbash:

[Reynolds]

Earl wants to turn his bathroom into a dark room.

"Where you going to take giant Earl shits" ?

[Gvac]

Just topping this thread so it's easier to find tomorrow when Earl submits his pictures to Ron and Fez.

I just know they're gonna have a field day with him.

[searedtuna]

howdy buddies....

[searedtuna]

Earl Pic 1

http://www.akacrasher.com/stuff/matrix-retard.jpg

[sailor]

Just topping this thread so it's easier to find tomorrow when Earl submits his pictures to Ron and Fez.

I just know they're gonna have a field day with him.

being a crappy photog is the same as being loony?

[GvacMobile]

being a crappy photog is the same as being loony?

No, but Earl trying to explain himself will prove the title of this thread.

You'll see!!!

[sailor]

No, but Earl trying to explain himself will prove the title of this thread.

You'll see!!!

yeah, i know, i was just being larry literal. hope dave gets choked out, that's always fun!

[MadMatt]

yeah, i know, i was just being larry literal. hope dave gets choked out, that's always fun!

I am fully expecting this. EVERYBODY is going to rail him about the pics, but he is going to physically attack DAVE.

[DOHO@HOME]

Choking Black Earl is the best he will be all over East side as soon as Dave starts with his Earl's grandma bit:lol::clap:

[MadMatt]

Today is going to be INTERESTING. Lilly was on O&A and talked about the photo shoot. Apparently she was acting very sexy and trying to goad Earl, but he didn't respond in any way.

They are going to COMPLETELY rail him for being gay. Earl is going to get all frustrated, yell into the mic (again), and either storm out or attack Dave.

I had better get to hear the whole show today...

[DOHO@HOME]

Oh I can't wait for the Earl bashing to begin and the Dave laughing to boil Earl.
Fuckin best of boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:wallbash::furiou s:

[GvacMobile]

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

[hereintheUK]

This is preemptive.

[Furtherman]

They should call Earl "Cabbage Head."

[NewYorkDragons80]

Here Comes The Faildozer!!!

[A.J.]

Here comes the meltdown.

[Freitag]

Here comes the meltdown.

We've gone beyond that. It's gotten to the point where engineers in wetsuits will have to go in, giving their lives in the process to save everyone else.




....obscure?

[GvacMobile]

It's really gone too far. Al Dukes cultivated his personality as the guy you love to hate. With Earl there's no such creativity. He just is what he is - a dull, incompetent, exhausting drain on the show.

Be a man for once in your life Earl.

Walk away.

[HAWK4475]

he brings it upon himself though. can't wait for his next meltdown. :devil2:

[Chip196]

There were about 10 people in my crappy college radio station that made better Legal ID's, stingers, and PSA's than Earls work today ... that was done on Reels, with razors and tape. You almost can't believe he's been in this business as long as he has.

[Swanny]

I'm a newbie, and I want to know who hired him and why hasn't he been fired?

[JerseyRich]

I'm a newbie, and I want to know who hired him and why hasn't he been fired?

Me too!

I blame Opie and the Whites!

[Gvac]

Me too!

I blame Opie and the Whites!

I blame Anthony and the Blacks!

[Gvac]

Which one is Earl?




What is the Difference Between a Pathological, a Compulsive, a Chronic, and a Habitual Liar?


Pathological Liar -

A pathological liar is usually defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern for others. Pathological lying is often viewed as coping mechanism developed in early childhood and it is often associated with some other type of mental health disorder. A pathological liar is often goal-oriented (i.e., lying is focused - it is done to get one's way). Pathological liars have little regard or respect for the rights and feelings of others. A pathological liar often comes across as being manipulative, cunning and self-centered.

Compulsive Liar -

A compulsive liar is defined as someone who lies out of habit. Lying is their normal and reflexive way of responding to questions. Compulsive liars bend the truth about everything, large and small. For a compulsive liar, telling the truth is very awkward and uncomfortable while lying feels right. Compulsive lying is usually thought to develop in early childhood, due to being placed in an environment where lying was necessary. For the most part, compulsive liars are not overly manipulative and cunning (see, Pathological Liar), rather they simply lie out of habit - an automatic response which is hard to break and one that takes its toll on a relationship.

[mikeyboy]

So, when are we making this thread into a book to present to Earl?

[Marc with a c]

So, when are we making this thread into a book to present to Earl?

as soon as he learns to read

[Gvac]

So, when are we making this thread into a book to present to Earl?

That would rule.

We'd better do it soon.

I have a feeling he may not be around much longer.

[Mike Teacher]

So, when are we making this thread into a book to present to Earl?

I actually LOL-ed

[JerseyRich]

I actually LOL-ed

Wouldn't it be "L-edOL?"

Just sayin'.


Earl's crazy.

[Kevin]

Earl Is the Isaiah Thomas of the Ron and Fez show.

Awful and will never quit unless you fire him, no matter how many people tell him he should.

[Devo37]

I'm a newbie, and I want to know who hired him and why hasn't he been fired?

once upon a time, there was a very old DJ named Scott Muni. One day, in a drunken rage, he thrashed his producer to death with a bronze bust of John Lennon. A young receptionist named named Earl Douglas was thrown into the producer job as an emergency measure. since producing Muni's show involved little more than playing the occasional commercial breaks, Earl did an acceptable job.

many, many, many years later, that young receptionist-turned-producer is still capable of playing commercial breaks (and little else).

THE END.

[Boomer]

Earl's complete and utter incompetence at doing his job was proven today beyond any reasonable point of arguing. He was asked to do his job and produce 3 things for the show. The first two were at the level of someone who just started as an intern. His commercial for Audable.com was piss poor and boring, his Kids in the Hall promotion was horrible because he played the audio from a visual joke and was done by the two members that are not coming to the show. The third wasn’t even close to being finished.

These are his job tasks and all he did was prove that he cannot do his job. Failing at the picture taking task just proved that he sucked at his hobby. This one proved he sucked at his job!

If this isn’t a bit for the show with Earl faking his incompetence, he really needs to be jettisoned from the show. There are people there right now that are not being paid and they do Earl’s job 1000 times better than he can.

Making fun of Earl’s failures used to be funny. Today's show crossed the line and it’s now pathetic. Pull the plug Fezzy!!!

OK..bitch fest over.

[A.J.]

Earl Is the Isaiah Thomas of the Ron and Fez show.

Awful and will never quit unless you fire him, no matter how many people tell him he should.

Yeah but Earl would never sexually harass anyone. Unless he's wearing socks.

[hurlmon]

What is the Difference Between a Pathological, a Compulsive, a Chronic, and a Habitual Liar?


Pathological Liar -

A pathological liar is usually defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern for others. Pathological lying is often viewed as coping mechanism developed in early childhood and it is often associated with some other type of mental health disorder. A pathological liar is often goal-oriented (i.e., lying is focused - it is done to get one's way). Pathological liars have little regard or respect for the rights and feelings of others. A pathological liar often comes across as being manipulative, cunning and self-centered.

Compulsive Liar -

A compulsive liar is defined as someone who lies out of habit. Lying is their normal and reflexive way of responding to questions. Compulsive liars bend the truth about everything, large and small. For a compulsive liar, telling the truth is very awkward and uncomfortable while lying feels right. Compulsive lying is usually thought to develop in early childhood, due to being placed in an environment where lying was necessary. For the most part, compulsive liars are not overly manipulative and cunning (see, Pathological Liar), rather they simply lie out of habit - an automatic response which is hard to break and one that takes its toll on a relationship.


Which one is Earl?


He's got to be a compulsive liar. It says a Pathological Liar is goal-oriented. And we know Earl isn't.

[hereintheUK]

He's a crack pot

[sailor]

He's a crack pot

i thought you use pipes for that.

[Furtherman]

Pringles give him the shits!

[Gvac]

There's got to be something seriously wrong with a man who faints at the slightest hint of an unpleasant odor and who dry heaves and vomits when he hears something disturbing.

[SLCRagu]

There's got to be something seriously wrong with a man who faints at the slightest hint of an unpleasant odor and who dry heaves and vomits when he hears something disturbing.

And someone who describes masturbating as "Icky".

[sailor]

And someone who describes masturbating as "Icky".

have you seen earl?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

have you seen earl?

I don't get it. Unless you had the "seen" in bold for an ironic twist or something.

[Devo37]

i just listened to wednesday's show (i can't listen live, so i audible.com it) and i sorta felt bad for earl. sure, his production pieces weren't that great, but the way the whole crew piled-on was kinda sympathy inducing--like watching a mob beat up a retard. :sad:

[Melissa the Accountant]

i just listened to wednesday's show (i can't listen live, so i audible.com it) and i sorta felt bad for earl. sure, his production pieces weren't that great, but the way the whole crew piled-on was kinda sympathy inducing--like watching a mob beat up a retard. :sad:

I kind of felt the same way. However, the pieces were genuinely not very good at all, worse than the photo challenge, which I kind of forgave his performance on since he's only an amateur photographer. They would have been lying if they'd told him he did well. It's probably just that constructive criticism doesn't make for all that entertaining a radio program.

I still keep rooting for poor Faildozer, even if it's just because he's such an underdog!

[Sollus]

I kind of felt the same way. However, the pieces were genuinely not very good at all, worse than the photo challenge, which I kind of forgave his performance on since he's only an amateur photographer. They would have been lying if they'd told him he did well. It's probably just that constructive criticism doesn't make for all that entertaining a radio program.

I still keep rooting for poor Faildozer, even if it's just because he's such an underdog!

I agree. I cringe at some of the stuff that they say to him. I keep waiting for him to crack and go full on insane. Then at the same time he does nothing to better himself on that show so I can't feel too terrible for him.

[Noelio]

-Earl can suck his own dick... He's happy but can't say why as many would never understand and he's afraid of becoming the media darling sharing his secret.

-Fez USED to be able to but his stents are in the way.

-Ron needs NOTHING... He rules and, let's face it... Cigars are better than cocks... Cocks are a cigar smoker wannabe's cigar.

-East side dave is normal. Shitties and all!

You try working with Lilly and trying to keep it professional!

Yes I'm rude and rude but Earl rules!
I have never heard more threats of firing ever (without actual release) without someone being fired. I assume XM has as good (or worse) an HR dept. as McDonald's!!!!!!!!!

Long live the autofelatio king of earth, Earl.
I just discovered that the auto spell doesn't recognize autofellatio.
I knew I had a purpose in this world... Go ahead... Type it!:drunk::drunk:

[sailor]

I don't get it. Unless you had the "seen" in bold for an ironic twist or something.

it was the implication that after seeing earl, you would realize it would be icky to consider touching him, even for earl himself, which is a ridiculous supposition. the bolding is used in this instance to emphasize the word in text as it would be in the spoken word. technically, it would be more accurate to use italics, but it is a conscious decision made by myself (and others) due to the sub-standard quality of the italics text on the site.

[Gvac]

it was the implication that after seeing earl, you would realize it would be icky to consider touching him, even for earl himself, which is a ridiculous supposition. the bolding is used in this instance to emphasize the word in text as it would be in the spoken word. technically, it would be more accurate to use italics, but it is a conscious decision made by myself (and others) due to the sub-standard quality of the italics text on the site.

That was a stretch.

Maybe sailor is mentally unstable.

[hereintheUK]

Preemptive bump. I have a feeling about today.

[underdog]

I enjoy that he always has some really dumb excuse for everything.

I knew he'd get beat at basketball, but I had no idea he would get smoked so bad.

[Gvac]

Who knew the thing holding Earl back all these years was clothing?

He sounded like a new man being naked in front of everyone.

I would love to hear a psychologist's opinion on Earl's sexually repressed psyche.

[underdog]

I would love to hear a psychologist's opinion on Earl's sexually repressed psyche.

Religion religion religion religion religion religion and religion.

[Furtherman]

I would love to hear a psychologist's opinion on Earl's sexually repressed psyche.

http://www.quotemonk.com/authors/sigmund-freud/sigmund_freud_quotes.jpg
"Gay as the French!"

http://www.afterquotes.com/great/people/dr-phil/dr-phil.jpg
"Queer as a three dollar bill!"

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/2005/October/051006/p_webcast_drruth_051006.300w.jpg
"Gay zings come in lizzle packagzes!"

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2873636.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDDBFE1D252E15801D 5A5397277B4DC33E
"Is this thing on? Where is that gay producer?"

http://boards.aetv.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/700000636-700003182-700121623-700004209/dr_melfi2.jpg
"I'd feel safe meeting him in a parking garage."

[Melissa the Accountant]

I think Earl's conduct today was Beanie Cup worthy. Normally he gets a little sullen and defensive when he faildozes (understandably, nobody really feels good when they fail). Sure, he made excuses, but he didn't get all hangdoggy. The photo shoot was pretty terrible, yeah, but I say, good for him. Earl managed to have a good day in spite of getting hosed and losing $1500 to Dave.

[thejives]

Not only is Earl is psychotic.

His "church" is actually a port-a-potty outside Shae.

[Furtherman]

Do you all hear this?? It's high pitched lunacy!!! :wacko::wacko::wacko:

[Gvac]

http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/instructoart_cuckoo.gif

[Chigworthy]

I wonder if Earl is pulling some kind of "I'm different than most people, no one understands me, I'm just a lone horseman riding into the sun on my own" type of romantic, self-serving horsheshit that regular people get over by age 20? The whole wardrobe thing seems like something else that he is holding on to from his childhood. I think he got pulled over in the airport because he acts so friggin weird and awkward. Earl, the sooner you accept that you are just a regular person, the more laying you will be having.

[Gvac]

Earl couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties!

Earl couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a stack of weekend passes in one hand and a carton of cigarettes in the other!

[ChrisBrown]

I know, I know, there are tons of things wrong with him as a producer but I really like Earl. I also love Fez but the nut house didn't change a thing. Fez, as much as I love him, is still down for the count. Bring on ESD and Earl as on-air personalities along with Ron. Ron/ESD/Earl Show - I'd listen to that

[Gvac]

I know, I know, there are tons of things wrong with him as a producer but I really like Earl. I also love Fez but the nut house didn't change a thing. Fez, as much as I love him, is still down for the count. Bring on ESD and Earl as on-air personalities along with Ron. Ron/ESD/Earl Show - I'd listen to that

Oh Earl.

How could you?

I didn't think even you could sink so low.

"ChrisBrown" indeed. :nono:

[underdog]

Oh Earl.

How could you?

I didn't think even you could sink so low.

"ChrisBrown" indeed. :nono:

There's no way it can be Earl. He would have named himself ChrisBlack.

[jetdog]

I don't usually comment on the show members, whether I like them or not, are they gay, are they alchoholics, etc. but Earl strikes a chord with me. How many people would kill to have the oppotunities that Earl has been given and done nothing with? granted, you should be proud to be the producer of the Ron and Fez show, but this should not be a position that you fill out like caulking and stop the flow of talented people through it. Earl's lack of effort really makes me sick. this was really driven home by Mooch's presence in the studio, I distinctly remember him saying that he had nothing going for him back in N. Ireland...for fucks sake he would (did!!!!) excel as a producer in that studio, and I beleive that he earned the right to that position and the opportunites that it lays out (the ones that Earl seems to not even be aware of!).

[Chigworthy]

I love Earl's work performance. It's always entertaining.

[Gvac]

How funny was it when Jay Mohr said "Wait, did Earl just start a sentence with the word no?" on yesterday's show?

[IMSlacker]

What the hell are "rock textures"?

[Ricky24]

all of this earl talk is really taking away from my UNMASKED thread.

[earlsgmaclit]

earl isn't metally unstable he is a fucking retarted liar. This guy is such an ass the only reason they won't can him is becuase of the radio gold he brings by his stupidity. Now earl come and rub your granny's clit! Vive Dave & Casey!:king:

[Gvac]

all of this earl talk is really taking away from my UNMASKED thread.

If you'd like I can create your very own "Mentally Unstable" thread.

[patrick187]

Joe Poo has more talent in his taint, than Black Earl has in his whoe body, But god damn it I love the son of a bitch. The only producer/employee that i thought ever really brought down the show was Kiesha. She was just bland, and wee wee wee boring.

[MadMatt]

What the hell are "rock textures"?

http://www.aqua-man.com/images/features/poolrocks/poolrock_colors.jpg

[hereintheUK]

Joe Poo was more third mike than producer wasn't he?

[Dash77]

I'm at the point with Earl where he needs a whole life change, Get rid of the black clothes and see a shrink , I'm sure Fez could swing a 2 for 1 deal...

[Team_Ramrod]

earl isn't metally unstable he is a fucking retarted liar. This guy is such an ass the only reason they won't can him is becuase of the radio gold he brings by his stupidity. Now earl come and rub your granny's clit! Vive Dave & Casey!:king:

Is it radio gold?

Radio gold should make you laugh until you lose control of all your functions and end up sitting in a pool of feces stained urine.

I'm never frustrated by radio gold...


BTW, it's a real honour to be involved in a conversation with earls grandmas clit.

[Gvac]

Earl can't stop lying, even when he doesn't have to.

"I couldn't make it to Bar 9 because an old friend was in town. Well, actually she lives here..."

Fucking mental case.

[hereintheUK]

He's potty. An out and out nutcase.

[Chigworthy]

A swerving churl even.

[underdog]

I really wish they had let Earl give the 10 Commandments today. He's probably just like a lot of other christians that couldn't name all 10. I wanted to see him flounder after he got out two of them.

[MadMatt]

I really wish they had let Earl give the 10 Commandments today. He's probably just like a lot of other christians that couldn't name all 10. I wanted to see him flounder after he got out two of them.

I was betting he would roll out the first ten Amendments instead...

[Furtherman]

This thread should be a forum.

[A.J.]

This thread should be a forum.

We discussed that actually: "____is mentally unstable."

[DolaMight]

ronfez.net should make a Black Rock Coalition forum then someone could call in a couple of months from now to ask his opinion of it.

[buzzard]

better cheese it...he knows where we are now.....sorta:laugh:

[Gvac]

Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.

[MadMatt]

Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.



QFMFT!!!

Earl cares more about keeping his job and getting a steady paycheck than he does about the show and its quality. If he cared about the show he would step down to a lower position, ask for a transfer to another XM station, or (as a last resort) quit and find another job. I'm not saying to destroy the guy's livelihood, but Earl is not an asset to the Ron & Fez show (regardless of if he is a nice guy IRL).

Please, please, PLEASE bring Mooch back!!! He does more for the show than Earl does and Mooch is on an entirely different continent an ocean away.

[IMSlacker]

Earl is a creepy stalker.

[underdog]

Earl is a creepy stalker.

Seriously.

[Doogie]

Future Earl story:

Harrison "Earl" Graham (http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/predators/harrison_graham/1_index.html)

[K.C.]

"Sooooooo...what do you think of Americans"

Maybe the worst attempt at an ice-breaker ever.

Although, I love the mental image of an Earl pep talk.

[Sweet_Ness]

As much as I can't stand ESD....he is like a radio trainwreck. So awful but I can't look away and his stupidity is hilarious. Earl amazes me that he can keep a job. He seems to do nothing and brings that to the show. Any time anyone tells a story about him he immediately calls them a liar and then is proven to be a liar. I have no doubt that he is just a creepy stalker and hopefully soon, he'll do something so creepy and stupid that Wickie will have to fire him.:drunk:

[Serpico1103]

As much as I can't stand ESD....he is like a radio trainwreck. So awful but I can't look away and his stupidity is hilarious. Earl amazes me that he can keep a job. He seems to do nothing and brings that to the show. Any time anyone tells a story about him he immediately calls them a liar and then is proven to be a liar. I have no doubt that he is just a creepy stalker and hopefully soon, he'll do something so creepy and stupid that Wickie will have to fire him.:drunk:

When Fez is off show, it is obvious.
When ESD is not in, it is obvious.
When Mooch left, it was obvious.
When Hicks is not in, you can tell.
What does Earl do?
He has been their producer for years, and I bet Mooch did more production work, as an unpaid guest, than Earl has in the years he has worked for them.
Fire Earl.
I hate Earl.

[EddieMoscone]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4178YXZwOPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I think we should start calling him "Blackstrap" Earl Douglas...cause you know, he's slow as molasses.

Ba-dum-dum ::cymbol crash::

[Meataball23]

When Fez is off show, it is obvious.
When ESD is not in, it is obvious.
When Mooch left, it was obvious.
When Hicks is not in, you can tell.
What does Earl do?
He has been their producer for years, and I bet Mooch did more production work, as an unpaid guest, than Earl has in the years he has worked for them.
Fire Earl.
I hate Earl.



Could agree more. Besides being ron and fez's friend im still confused as to what it is he actually brings? ron says its for the racist jokes but im pretty sure they could get away w/ the veiled shots w/o earl wasting air time.

super high pitch squeals, stammering, complete racist, religious hypocrite, and total liar...good to know mooch and hicks dont get full time gigs b/c of earl.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I think earl is the "craziest" member of the R&F show. By "Craziest" i mean, most mentally damaged. Everything about him is weird. And then, the other day he said on the air that he doesn't think hes weird. Thats even weirder! Atleast Fez has self-realization. Earl is a creepy weirdo in denial.

[Serpico1103]

Earl returned Peachy's call at 1:30am Monday. What was Earl doing up to that point on Sunday? What time did Peachy call that he felt it acceptable to call back at 1:30am?
He is a pathological liar. He tries to give vague answers hoping he won't be pressed out of a feeling of pity or frustration.

I would love to hear one of the conversations Ron has with Earl where Earl can actually carry and dominate the conversation.
Nevertheless,
I hate Earl.
Fire Earl.

[Heather 8]

Uh-oh, the "message board people are two-faced motherfuckers" rant.

[CambriaBurning]

I like how instead of giving any kind of logical reason why all these girls are apparently lying about Earl's creepy stalker antics, he just says they're lying and he doesn't know why. He can't even make up a reason as to why they would lie, because it's just so outrageous.

[RMPGP]

I think earl is the "craziest" member of the R&F show. By "Craziest" i mean, most mentally damaged. Everything about him is weird. And then, the other day he said on the air that he doesn't think hes weird. Thats even weirder! Atleast Fez has self-realization. Earl is a creepy weirdo in denial.

Nonsense! He's the sanest one there. I made a sig pic to support him.

[IMSlacker]

Earl thinks the Planet Zman show went well.

[threepoundtrigger]

earl needs to bang a few women. His semen is backed up into his brain, making him nuts.

[Fezticle98]

I wish Earl would just end it already. Someone recut the Patrice O'Neal Unmasked to make Earl look bad? Fuckin psycho.

[TheMojoPin]

Don't believe the slander of the Red Scare.

[Reynolds]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7472/1215753091239wd2.gif

[Serpico1103]

Can someone check Earl's bank account for $200 million. That mother fucker has not created or accomplished anything in years. Photography and music are supposed to be his passions. He can't take a good picture if a radio bit depended on it and his musical taste is 1970's top 40. He can't hang picture frames. He can't produce bits or executive produce. He can't have a relationship.
I think he took the deal and never told anyone.

[IMSlacker]

Earl has been tithing based on net income instead of gross. He's got a lot of catching up to do if he wants to get in to heaven.

[underdog]

I think this might be one of my favorite side-moments of Ron and Fez. Ron was reading words in other languages that mean something that we don't have a word for in our language, and Fez, Earl and Dave were trying to guess what each word meant. Every guess that Earl had was one word, even though they were single words in other languages that English doesn't have. Every single guess was one word.

[OGC]

..... Ron was reading words in other languages that mean something that we don't have a word for in our language, and Fez, Earl and Dave were trying to guess what each word meant. ....

From that show on Thursday:

Ron - Here is one for you Earl...... the word is keyamahata

Earl - Ummmmmm, I will say it means black man ??


Yeah sure Earl we don't have a word for that in English .

[Gvac]

Wait until Monday, when Earl has to explain to Ron why the Thanksgiving show ran on Friday instead of Mooch's "Song Origins" show.

It'll be a meltdown of epic proportions.

[epo]

Wait until Monday, when Earl has to explain to Ron why the Thanksgiving show ran on Friday instead of Mooch's "Song Origins" show.

It'll be a meltdown of epic proportions.

Don't you have clothes to fold?

[Gvac]

Don't you have clothes to fold?

Don't you have overalls to patch up?

Fuckin' hayseed.

Don't derail my thread!

It's my crowning achievement!

[epo]

Don't you have overalls to patch up?

Fuckin' hayseed.

Don't derail my thread!

It's my crowning achievement!

Make sure that wolf shirt doesn't crease!

[GvacMobile]

It just gets weirder and weirder. Earl is given a simple task: get Franklyn on the phone. He makes 2 attempts then claims Franklyn is refusing to come on the air.

Ron then asks Pepper to try and voila! Franklyn is there.

[Furtherman]

Those two are so strange I'm surprised they don't cancel each other out and create the mysterious dark matter scientists are looking for.

[Dell]

It just gets weirder and weirder. Earl is given a simple task: get Franklyn on the phone. He makes 2 attempts then claims Franklyn is refusing to come on the air.

Ron then asks Pepper to try and voila! Franklyn is there.

I got to think Earl was making up another story on this one. Franklyn (not my favorite) seemed to be giving an honest account of Earl's phone call.

[GvacMobile]

Those two are so strange I'm surprised they don't cancel each other out and create the mysterious dark matter scientists are looking for.

No need to be racist, Ferdinand.

[Furtherman]

No need to be racist, Ferdinand.

No need to be racing, Gregory. SLOW DOWN!

[Gvac]

Speaking of slowing down, how many times does Ron have to urge Earl to speed up and pick up the pace? He's slower than molasses in January.

Shufflin' prick.

[Obadiah 1329]

I love Earl! Woooooo! He is the black Larry David. On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David does something cringe-worthy and spends the rest of the show trying to convince people that he didn't do it or that it wasn't so awful. Is that not Earl? Hunh? Go Earl!

[Puggle_kicker]

Yeah, I could totally see Black Earl writing an episode of Sienfeld.

[Bob Impact]

Yeah, I could totally see Black Earl writing an episode of Sienfeld.

Will it involve an uncomfortable amount of blinking and fidgeting?
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[helterskeletor]

I love Earl! Woooooo! He is the black Larry David. On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David does something cringe-worthy and spends the rest of the show trying to convince people that he didn't do it or that it wasn't so awful. Is that not Earl? Hunh? Go Earl!

Good point. Hey, if this all turns out to be some elaborate work on Earl's part Earl would be the biggest comedic genius in history. I tend to think he's in the wrong business but he's immune to abuse somehow.

[Gvac]

Hey, if this all turns out to be some elaborate work on Earl's part Earl would be the biggest comedic genius in history.

You give him far too much credit.

He's genuinely lazy.

And weird.

[GvacMobile]

Earl claims every year the city of New York tries to put a stop to the celebration in Strawberry Fields for John Lennon.

The man couldn't stop lying if his life depended on it.

[JerseyRich]

Earl claims every year the city of New York tries to put a stop to the celebration in Strawberry Fields for John Lennon.

The man couldn't stop lying if his life depended on it.

Stop teasing us with a situation where Earl might lose his life.

[Serpico1103]

Can we have Earl log his time during his day. I want to know what he does all those late nights at the studio.
Can they fire Earl, after all we are in a recession?
Can they hire a consultant to monitor Earl for a week?

[instrument]

Earl obviously doesn't have cable or internet access at home. Only reason he's there late.

[Sue_Bender]

Earl obviously doesn't have cable or internet access at home. Only reason he's there late.


...and he's working on production for the show.

[Rube]

Anybody in here seen Gvac? Tell him I'm looking for him.

[Slumbag]

Anybody in here seen Gvac? Tell him I'm looking for him.

No, but bump all his threads.
I'm sure he'll be around.:thumbup:

[IMSlacker]

"Befuddling vagaries" is a perfect description.

[Serpico1103]

Earl is in constant fear of losing his job. A valid fear. So, he uses his vague prefaces to avoid any responsibility. He speaks slow and never actually says anything before Ron gives up and moves on.
MOOCH, where are you?

[Furtherman]

"Befuddling vagaries" is a perfect description.

Great line by ESD.

Earl was up to his ears in coocoo puffs today.

[spainlinx0]

Earl is out of his mind. It is so funny listening to him call into the WJFK shows, and even back then he would bring the show to a grinding halt. There was actually confidence in his voice those days though, now he's a giant mess.

His turtle maneuver to avoid conflict is hilarious. Dave's line was of course fantastic, but I really loved when Dave said Scottso was in hell. I laughed so hard.

Earl is only good on the show if they discuss music or movies, otherwise he's bad. Unfortunately those are the 2 topics where Fez is weak in, music especially. The only thing that made me feel better was hearing that he doesn't even make 60k a year. Even though his job is a million times better than mine at least I make more than the guy. Although since he only works 3 hours a day it probably averages out to more hourly. :(

I have no radio experience and a crippling fear of public speaking, and yet I could easily do Earl's job. He has the best fucking job in the world. A producer for the best show in radio, and he can't do ANYTHING. Ron doesn't even expect him to be funny. Just be interesting when you're on the air, and keep shit organized off the air. Every now and then try to throw in a music cue, but no. He can't even do it. Ugh.

Great show today though.

[Gvac]

The most fascinating thing about Earl is how he lies when he doesn't have to. It's uncanny. He'll start stumbling and mumbling and EVERYONE knows he's lying yet he persists.

He should go to Four Winds for the holiday.

[helterskeletor]

You give him far too much credit.

He's genuinely lazy.

And weird.

I know. If it were a work it would make Andy Kaufman look like a dipshit amateur.

[Marc with a c]

fucking dc.

[marcpsych]

I bet that Earl doesn't use his sleep apnea machine and is paying the consequences.

I wish they would replace Earl with a real producer. Even Al Dukes brought much more to the show.

Marc

[helterskeletor]

I bet that Earl doesn't use his sleep apnea machine and is paying the consequences.

I wish they would replace Earl with a real producer. Even Al Dukes brought much more to the show.

Marc

Yeah he just seems to be falling apart. Some of my favorite stuff is the Dave vs. Earl dynamic but Earl doesn't even really put up a fight anymore. Although Pepper got him pretty pissed off about the magical watch that falls off when Earl's in the hot seat.

[Marc with a c]

earl's failures once wore on me, but now i can't get enough.

'befuddling vagaries' was fucking brilliant.

[hammersavage]

Will it involve an uncomfortable amount of blinking and fidgeting?
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Who was the hot chick with the camera about 50 seconds in?

[jlehane]

I bet that Earl doesn't use his sleep apnea machine and is paying the consequences.

I wish they would replace Earl with a real producer. Even Al Dukes brought much more to the show.

Marc
I think you have a valid point ,and I'd add that his mild dimentia is the result of stress from lack of deep REM restorative/restfull sleep. Changing his habits would be like.....too hard for him at his advanced age.Earl resists change like Dave resists giving up the mic. Earl and Dave,2 birds One Cup http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/thBigOpGuests.jpg

[CofyCrakCocaine]

The only time I was honestly annoyed that Earl was producer was the time he ran away from the show and it was looking like Al Dukes might come back then Earl was like 'no'. It was all a work, but I was pissed anyway cuz I'm nostalgic for AD

Besides that one moment in time, that stumbling bumbling motherfucker has continually helped make that show great. I think that Mooch fucking rules at what he does (Earl's job) but Earl needs to stay on that show to some capacity, if for nothing more than his continued mental unhealth.

[Serpico1103]

"Befuddling vagaries"- can't say enough about how funny and accurate that statement was.

Earl's gimmick would be great from an intern, but not from an executive producer. Listen to the interns on the air. They all sound more confident and composed than Earl. What would it cost per listener to hire an outside producer?

[marcpsych]

"Befuddling vagaries"- can't say enough about how funny and accurate that statement was.

Earl's gimmick would be great from an intern, but not from an executive producer. Listen to the interns on the air. They all sound more confident and composed than Earl. What would it cost per listener to hire an outside producer?

Unfortunately, this is what it would cost:

http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics2/sharpton_bullhorn.jpg

I don't want to get all racial, but there's no way a black producer is getting fired in today's radio world unless he literally murders someone on the air.

[marcpsych]

Maybe the reason Earl is acting so strangely is because Scott Muni infused Earl with his spirit via Vulcan mind meld before he died, a la Star Trek 2 and 3. He is suffering from the same symptoms as Dr. McCoy - "Remember!" - and the only thing that will cure this is launching Muni's corpse onto a regenerating planet, waiting for Scottso to age rapidly, and then performing a ceremony wherein Muni's spirit is transferred back into his body from Earl. It's that simple.

Mr. Mooney is is being launched into space right now...pease hode!

[earlsgmaclit]

Black earl isn't mentally unstable he's just a frigging idiot

[Gvac]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/3107775758_993217df6f.jpg

[EliSnow]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/3107775758_993217df6f.jpg

I think he was doing that as a homage to your avatar.

[Gvac]

I think he was doing that as a homage to your avatar.

Hmmm.....interesting theory!

[JerseyRich]

I think this photo says so much with so little.

[Gvac]

http://balancedparty.org/htmlpages/911/CTW_html_ea7da88.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/3107775758_993217df6f.jpg

Need to figure out how to submit it to this site (http://www.facepalm.org/)

[instrument]

Obviously someone on the phone told him to "talk to the hand".

Does anyone else hate the loud sigh/gasp that earl let's out before replying anytime he's questioned?

[saveopieanthony.net]

i can't stand Earl. He's radio kyptonite. He's not funny, and I wouldn't care if he left tomorrow or was never part of the O&A and R+F show. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[yojimbo7248]

For what it's worth, I recently met Earl at a party and he was friendly, interesting, and easy to talk to. I had fun talking to him about music and the show. Soon after that I wrote to him to see if I could stop by the show. He responded quickly and was very helpful. I didn't experience any of that social awkwardness they were taking about on the show.

[Dell]

I cannot think of anyone else on the show that would have refused Ron's demand for their phone as long as Earl did. Does he feel that secure in his position or was he just more terrified that Ron would read some of his text aloud?

[Serpico1103]

Again. I must place some blame on Ron. He got the phone from Earl. He could have asked Earl's permission to look at the call history. It would show the time and the length of the calls Earl claimed to "not" make that night.
Constantly letting him get away with "befuddling vagaries" is more annoying than the "befuddling vagaries" themselves.
How do we lose Lillian before Earl. Oh I forgot, she actually adds to show content.

[Dougie Brootal]

just wanted to say befuddling vagaries one more time

[jimcfan]

I think Ronnie hit the nail on the head when he said Earl is a lazy man with a spotlight on him. That's the root of his problems.

[Marc with a c]

"earl what actor do you think needs a comeback?"

"denzel washington"

what a nut.

[GreatAmericanZero]

"earl what actor do you think needs a comeback?"

"denzel washington"

what a nut.

i was in paltalk when that was said, and i was thinking...i dont think Denzel has ever been bigger in his career than now. Everything he does is a hit these days. "American Gangster" was huge commercially and critically. "Inside Man" was by far Spike Lee's biggest hit. He is easily one of the biggest stars in the world right now

[IMSlacker]

The wheels on the bus SAY round and round?

[GvacMobile]

Earl stopped producing the show today because he became so engrossed in watching it. He should just sit on the bleachers.

[Freitag]

Earl stopped producing the show today because he became so engrossed in watching it. He should just sit on the bleachers.

I just got a visual of two guys in Sirius jumpsuits moving the bleachers out of the studios with Earl still sitting on them.

[JerseyRich]

I just got a visual of two guys in Sirius jumpsuits moving the bleachers out of the studios with Earl still sitting on them.

I just got a visual of a car crash.

[MisterSmith]

Earl stopped producing the show today because he became so engrossed in watching it. He should just sit on the bleachers.

No. He shouldn't even be allowed to sit on the bleachers.

[NewYorkDragons80]

No. He shouldn't even be allowed to sit on the bleachers.

Or as Anthony would say, "The back of the bleachers"

[Meataball23]

Unemployment hasnt been this high in decades and earl still has an insane position w/o actually doing anything. How many great people in radio are out of jobs and would add to the r&f show way more than earl.

By simply not taking away from the show as he does I think a real producer would add to it.

Ive said it a million times but ron and fez were hilarious before earl and they'd be great after him. I dont know why it has to be the ron and fez show with producer earl douglas. Hes horrible and adds nothing but bumbling, lies, lameness, and racist opinions. Fire him now.:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[Gvac]

Well, the unstable one will now miss the Inauguration of Barack Obama, as per his bet. Earl guaranteed a Jet victory today, and of course it didn't happen. He said if the Jets lost, he wouldn't watch history taking place on January 20, 2009.

I say it's another bet that doesn't get paid off and Earl still watches it.

[lleeder]

Well, the unstable one will now miss the Inauguration of Barack Obama, as per his bet. Earl guaranteed a Jet victory today, and of course it didn't happen. He said if the Jets lost, he wouldn't watch history taking place on January 20, 2009.

I say it's another bet that doesn't get paid off and Earl still watches it.

He'll listen to it on radio.

[IMSlacker]

He should have stuck to his guns on the picking cotton payoff.

[Gvac]

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[JerseyRich]

This MUST be the LAST STRAW Today.

What a complete and utter fucking mess Earl has gotten everyone into.

Earl.

Dead to me in '09.

[JerseyRich]

Earl: I couldn't get my wits about me.


Yea, no shit.

[coolestdaddy-o]

I think they carried Earl long enough. Cut him loose. What a fucking loser. Who else could keep their job for doing as little as he does.


Side Note: JerseyRich, nice pic of the Cardinals. Ryan Adams = super phenomenal goodness

[threepoundtrigger]

Earl,
I told you to quit being a pussy today on the air. You need be a man about this. A man can admit his mistakes. Swallow your pride and do the right thing.

[Public Pretender]

I truly hope that Earl gets fired.

[Mullenax]

There is no one I feel less sorry for than Earl, ever.

[jimmystaint]

There is no one I feel less sorry for than Earl, ever.

Maybe he will kill himself over the weekend.

[earlsgmaclit]

I hope Earl gets run over by a Bus what a piece of Shit!

[tat4tit]

This guy is a dope. It's clear to me that he is a drama queen and far too much of a liability to this type of radio programming. Earl needs to work for some classical music radio show.

He talks about "making it right", but it is so transparently obvious that he will say just enough to the bosses to get others fired, then defend himself by saying it wasn't his decision. He is a lame ass. I wish I could say he seems like a decent guy, but he's not. He is a passive-aggressive asshole and he MUST GO. :flush:

[Furtherman]

He's like those people in the news who claim they're kidnapped or they have bigfoot in their fridge. Once a lot of people know, they can't, under any circumstances admit they lied or were joking or made a mistake because they feel the response of people being disappointed in them will hurt more than any lie they could ever tell. It's childish. It's pathetic.

[JerseyRich]

I think they carried Earl long enough. Cut him loose. What a fucking loser. Who else could keep their job for doing as little as he does.


Side Note: JerseyRich, nice pic of the Cardinals. Ryan Adams = super phenomenal goodness

You're now ACES in my book sir.

[JerseyRich]

He's like those people in the news who claim they're kidnapped or they have bigfoot in their fridge. Once a lot of people know, they can't, under any circumstances admit they lied or were joking or made a mistake because they feel the response of people being disappointed in them will hurt more than any lie they could ever tell. It's childish. It's pathetic.

I vote that we change the name of this thread to "Black Earl is Childish and Pathetic"

[patrick187]

Can we impeach him?

[Gvac]

For all the people who think Earl is so "invaluable" being a thorn in the side to the show, I hope you were paying close attention today.

There's a big difference between being a buffoon and a cancer.

He's got to go.

[ToiletCrusher]

where ya been gvac?

and... I agree with you.

[TheMojoPin]

There's a big difference between being a buffoon and a cancer.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, you don't saaaaaaaaay?

[MisterSmith]

This MUST be the LAST STRAW Today.

What a complete and utter fucking mess Earl has gotten everyone into.

Earl.

Dead to me in '09.

Yep, that's the way I feel too. I hope something will actually happen this time and Earl isn't allowed to hang around and continue to drag the show down.

[Serpico1103]

Said it before, saying it again. FUCK EARL. And I hope all the people that defended Earl will now admit they were wrong. Earl is a piece of shit that hurts the show.
FIRE EARL. HIRE MOOCH!

[Gvac]

And as for Earl being unable to speak or think for a good 7 minutes after he was supposedly unconscious - BULLSHIT.

I played and coached hockey for 20 years and was involved in many different martial arts for a long time. I've seen dozens of guys get knocked out. Not once have I seen anyone get amnesia or lose their ability to talk.

[pazz]

You would think that after 20 years in radio that he would be able to adopt at least some sort of a radio personality.

[JohnnyDaytona]

I think it was a ploy to get Fez to talk. Earl said no one could go 36 hours or 3 days(you do the crazy Earl math) without talking. He couldn't stand to be wron again.:nono:

[Taos22]

I could not believe the way Fez came out of his silence, the man was a pit bull. Didn't know he had it in him (not Sheepy), the attitude.

[Serpico1103]

I could not believe the way Fez came out of his silence, the man was a pit bull. Didn't know he had it in him (not Sheepy), the attitude.

I love "Angry at Earl" Fez.

[TheMojoPin]

I could not believe the way Fez came out of his silence, the man was a pit bull. Didn't know he had it in him (not Sheepy), the attitude.

Welcome to the board, fellow Cubs fan!

[Gvac]

I think an extended stay at Four Winds is the only way Earl is going to make this present situation right.

It's about time he admitted to Ron and Fez (and most importantly, himself) that there are some deep rooted psychological issues that are causing his "brain clouds" and it's nothing physical.

[~Katja~]

I think an extended stay at Four Winds is the only way Earl is going to make this present situation right.

It's about time he admitted to Ron and Fez (and most importantly, himself) that there are some deep rooted psychological issues that are causing his "brain clouds" and it's nothing physical.

he will only go if you come with him, along with your 50 alter ego board characters:tongue:

[Gvac]

he will only go if you come with him, along with your 50 alter ego board characters:tongue:

I smell a sit com!

[~Katja~]

I smell a sit com!

If jayjay will be in it I will definitely vote it for people's choice

[Gvac]

Seriously, though...here's another case of Earl getting "the vapors."

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Please, Earl. Do the right thing.

[~Katja~]

Seriously, though...here's another case of Earl getting "the vapors."

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Please, Earl. Do the right thing.

looks more like his fainting is the result of a panic attack. as funny as the video is, it was probably the worst you can do to a person in that situation.

he may be mentally unstable in the sense of having anxiety and panic disorders

[vjr97]

earl is a good person.for some reason he puts way too much value in having a relationship w/ a female.this add's to his emotional imaturity since he feels he's lonely.just go and let lose earl ! u got the money to buy urself an orgy in a location of ur choice.just enjoy life and once u stop being so nueroctic girls will gravatate towards u a little more

[Gvac]

Earl owes me an apology.

[Serpico1103]

If jayjay will be in it I will definitely vote it for people's choice

If VaJayJay is in it, I will watch.

[jauble]

Correct Gvac but is this a step towards mental stability?

[GreatAmericanZero]

u gotta love earl, even the way he leaves is mind-bogglingly weird

[Gvac]

Correct Gvac but is this a step towards mental stability?

No.

[GregoryJoseph]

LATEST REPORT...


Earl says he quit because God told him to.

Seriously.

[disneyspy]

and then he had a breakdown

[lleeder]

You guys are radio insiders where do you find this stuff?

[JerseyRich]

You guys are radio insiders where do you find this stuff?

They have a cup that they hold to the wall.

[DiabloSammich]

Mooch is the goddamn bees knees.....




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[Marc with a c]

LATEST REPORT...


Earl says he quit because God told him to.

Seriously.

holy fuck.

[lleeder]

What God wants. God gets. God help us all.

[Gvac]

I wonder what the meeting was about that Ron and Fez were having with the bosses about Earl.

Maybe Earl is claiming he resigned under duress? He's reconsidering?

Say it ain't so.

PLEASE.

[midwestjeff]

I wonder what the meeting was about that Ron and Fez were having with the bosses about Earl.

Maybe Earl is claiming he resigned under duress? He's reconsidering?

Say it ain't so.

PLEASE.

That was the impression I got from one of the after show things.

[MikeyTags]

I wonder what the meeting was about that Ron and Fez were having with the bosses about Earl.

Maybe Earl is claiming he resigned under duress? He's reconsidering?

Say it ain't so.

PLEASE.

No no no no, say it IS so!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I know it's fun and pretty easy to shit on Earl and wish him good riddance, but I have to disagree with the general consensus that it's great he's gone and that he was radio cancer. New Lily was radio cancer regardless of R&F's best efforts to work with her or what GAZ tells you is funny; Earl on the other hand was easily radio gold, especially during those times cited by the venerable Mr.Gvac as his moments of 'instability'.

It was always fun to hear Earl fuck up, though I've fucking been furious with the bastard plenty o' times such as his fucking up of the Ronnie Vs. Lee Abrams call or the recent fainting goat bit. The guy couldn't handle pressure, and it made for fucking hilarious content plenty of the time.

Anyway, as Gaz has predicted, I will in the future be saying "Wah Wah Earl should have been on the show still Wah Wah"- or not. But I certainly liked Mr.Douglas and think there's plenty of worse guys who coulda been on the show. I'll miss him myself.

That said the guy up and fucking quit on the Ron and Fez show and shouldn't be allowed back because he's a fucking quitter.

[DrexlSpivey]

like he said.. he will be back as a caller.. or in the bleechers.. if he cant hanlde pressure, ep was not a good position for him, maybe we will be able to appreciate him more on that level...

[RonsEvilTwin]

I think an extended stay at Four Winds is the only way Earl is going to make this present situation right.

It's about time he admitted to Ron and Fez (and most importantly, himself) that there are some deep rooted psychological issues that are causing his "brain clouds" and it's nothing physical.

Dr Steve? alluded to issues that Earl had not addressed which need medical attention during a O&A discussion which also included Big A's health.

I hope Earl gets the treatment he needs.

[midwestjeff]

Dr Steve? alluded to issues that Earl had not addressed which need medical attention during a O&A discussion which also included Big A's health.

I hope Earl gets the treatment he needs.

Do they even perform lobotomies anymore?

[Gvac]

From the little I've been able to piece together, Earl quit the Ron and Fez show but wanted to remain as the producer of "Ron Bennington Interviews." He was subsequently informed by the suits that this was not possible, as they did not want an employee that only worked one hour per week.

It sounds like he's trying to wiggle his way back onto the show now that he realizes what a rash and foolish decision he made with his surprise resignation last week.

I think he should be forced to undergo a battery of physiological and psychological tests before being brought back.

[midwestjeff]

Tuskegee Experiment Part Two?

[Serpico1103]

Tuskegee Experiment Part Two?

Yes, lets inject him with syphilis and leave it untreated.
What an ass. "I am resigning from the parts of the job that involve a lot of time and that I don't like, but I would like to continue working one hour a week for the same pay."
FIRED!!!

[Gvac]

What do you guys think? Will Earl be back in the fold this week?

[beachbum]

Yep.

[MisterSmith]

What do you guys think? Will Earl be back in the fold this week?

He f@#$ing better not be... :furious:

[GrandUnion]

Earl was gold...hope he comes back. If being a half ass was a crime we would all be locked up.

[jlehane3]

HR will have to figure out if Earl gets to reconsider his :tongue: blurting out & quitting.He HAD to be delusional to think he could work an hour a week.Home Room doesn't allow dead :annoyed: weight. But if Earl is smart he'll figure out he needs some Sexual Healing before thangs can be right agin between him and Fez,and he can't stand in Mooch'es way becoming an Extended Play.:innocent::thumbup: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BBBBBBthBigHesAliveCollageMarsxxMax.jpg Peter Max was all the rage in 1960's-70's when I was beginning my artistic awakening.

[Dell]

HR will have to figure out if Earl gets to reconsider his :tongue: blurting out & quitting.He HAD to be delusional to think he could work an hour a week.Home Room doesn't allow dead :annoyed: weight. But if Earl is smart he'll figure out he needs some Sexual Healing before thangs can be right agin between him and Fez,and he can't stand in Mooch'es way becoming an Extended Play.:innocent::thumbup: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BBBBBBthBigHesAliveCollageMarsxxMax.jpg Peter Max was all the rage in 1960's-70's when I was beginning my artistic awakening.

I don't get the "home room" references... is that another term for human resources?

[jlehane3]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigFezPulverCollage.jpg WOW,Clean shaven Fez is the daddy-O

[GregoryJoseph]

Apparently it's official: Earl is no longer a part of the Ron and Fez show.

I suppose HR told him his resignation was accepted, whether he tried to take it back or not.

[K.C.]

Apparently it's official: Earl is no longer a part of the Ron and Fez show.

I suppose HR told him his resignation was accepted, whether he tried to take it back or not.

Thus making him the only person ever voluntarily laid off in the history of employment.

Bravo, Earl!

[KojiClutch]

There goes the Faildozer......

[Serpico1103]

Apparently it's official: Earl is no longer a part of the Ron and Fez show.

I suppose HR told him his resignation was accepted, whether he tried to take it back or not.

How do you know it's official?
Trying not to get my hopes up.

[~Katja~]

How do you know it's official?
Trying not to get my hopes up.

Ron said it on the show. He got a call from Earl.
He also said he will be working on other projects with his best friend outside of the show.

[MisterSmith]

How do you know it's official?
Trying not to get my hopes up.

Ron mentioned it on-air during the show today. HR told Earl that his resignation on the show is considered official.

[Serpico1103]

Ron mentioned it on-air during the show today. HR told Earl that his resignation on the show is considered official.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
I missed a good portion of the show today. I guess I missed the BEST portion of the show today.

[Pestz4Evah]

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[jlehane3]

There was no problem but Earl is no longer an employee so he could be a security risk in the eyes of SiriusXM radio,who are playing on the side of caution.If he were hostile it could be ugly,but really Earl just misses work and one side of him can't let go.Ron is working with Earl on side projects so no animosity there,but a friendly helping relationship. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigGrapefruitSizedHeadSnakeBodyEmer.jpg A NEW Earl Douglass will emerge like a fiery phoenix and spread his wings and fly !