Why elephants shouldn't be in zoos

[Judge Smails]

<p>Linky thingy:&nbsp; <a href="http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1140016518/Head_Stuck_in_an_Elephant_Butt">http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1140016518/Head_Stuck_in_an_Elephant_Butt</a></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i bet he's gonna be the butt of alot of jokes...</p>

[Stankfoot]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; rectum? he nearly killed him!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[fezident]

<strong>&quot;Mooon river...&quot;</strong>

[bobrobot]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000099">The elephants still joke about it! Dumbo's dumper up close and personal!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="Elephantine Reach Around" height="480" alt="Elephantine Reach Around" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ElephantRape.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

Thats the elepants <strong><em><font color="#0066ff"><u>nose</u></font></em></strong> in there!

[bobrobot]

<p>Thats the elepants <strong><em><font color="#0066ff"><u>nose</u></font></em></strong> in there! </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Well what other part of an elephant would fit???</font></strong></p>

[Mr.Pants]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Thats the elepants <strong><em><font color="#0066ff"><u>nose</u></font></em></strong> in there! <p>Did you say elePANTS? That would be cool.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I wanan Scratch an Elephant and he will be a friend to me!</p><p><img width="300" height="227" border="0" src="http://www.adweek.com/aw/images/best_spots/best_spots_03/0512_bs07.gif" />&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000000"><strong><font size="2" face="Arial">&quot;Elephants are just like me
and you. They get an itch and they don't know what to do. So scratch an
elephant ... and he will be a friend to you.&quot;</font> </strong></font><br />
</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 2-15-06 @ 10:29 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">They have a natural affinity for music!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="396" src="http://www.yogiga.com/yukie/11_review/04_NewGeneration/photo/ThaiElephantOrchestra.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/9/16752855_3d8ba1a450.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[fezident]

<p>They go shopping at malls.</p><p><img height="273" src="http://www.mnh.si.edu/development/images/rotunda_elephant_sm_feather.jpg" width="237" border="0" /></p>

[Mike Teacher]

Q: Whats the difference between an elephant and a plum?

[PapaBear]

<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br />Q: Whats the difference between an elephant and a plum? <p>An elephant is grey.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Wow, I thought the difference was that you can't get yer head stuck up in a plum's ass!</font></strong></p><p><img title="plum's ass" height="374" alt="plum's ass" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/plum.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p><p>When plums dry out, they become elephants!</p>

[Furtherman]

The Animal Odd Couple - Elephant & Dog, best friends.

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