View Full Version : Weirdos in my Classes
grlNIN
02-23-2006, 12:39 PM
<p>Well maybe not so much weird as highly disgusting, obnoxious and rude.</p><p> I
know there are students here that will sympathize/relate to this, it's
not even like i'm trying to be mean towards them. Obviously that's why
i post about their behavior on a messageboard instead of flatout saying
something and avoiding that awkwardness that no one else in class seems
to want to deal with.</p><p>Class
#1 there is a girl around abouts
18-20. You can tell she was one of those nerdy, goody goody types in
Highschool, which hey that's fine...been there, done that. However,
she's always encroaching on other people's class participation like the
fucking Kool Aid guy busting through the brickwall. No one can get a
word in edgewise...half the time you start out knowing what you were
going to say and by the time she's done satisfying whatever OCD has
kicked into her system at that moment you just sit there tongue-tied,
confused and feeling slightly violated.</p><p>She is nothing compared to the next fellow.</p><p>Class
#2- Dimensions of the Halocaust. Fun times all around there. The class
is somewhat small, i guess no one really wants to learn about the
atrocities of wars but most of the kids in here are fairly bright,
level headed and mature. Which is why i am now wondering why we're
being subjected to a psuedo gangster, nose picker.</p><p>That's right,
i said nose picker but the ill hygiene doesn't stop there...not only
does he assume the Holy Grail is buried deep within his naval passages
and try like hell to find it BUT he eats it. </p><p>He sits in the second row.</p><p>Four feet from the teachers.</p><p>Just sitting and picking his nose.</p><p>And then eating it. </p><p> His
cellphone will ring during discussions and we all know it's his off the
bat because it is "Jingle Bells" blasting out of nowhere. He then
proceeds to unslouch his body and pracctically cripwalk out of the room
with a "im such a badass" look on his face.</p><p>No you are not, you're in college and you cant keep your finger out of your nose. </p><p> </p><p>I'm
not saying im not annoying in class. I'm sure to some i may be that
person who "chews gum too loud" or is annoying because she "doesnt stop
tapping her pen against the desk" but i'll be damned if my reputation
is that of or on the same level as a obnoxious interjector or
nose picker.<br />
</p>
Dougie Brootal
02-23-2006, 12:44 PM
<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Well maybe not so much weird as highly disgusting, obnoxious and rude.</p><p> I know there are students here that will sympathize/relate to this, it's not even like i'm trying to be mean towards them. Obviously that's why i post about their behavior on a messageboard instead of flatout saying something and avoiding that awkwardness that no one else in class seems to want to deal with.</p><p>Class #1 there is a girl around abouts 18-20. You can tell she was one of those nerdy, goody goody types in Highschool, which hey that's fine...been there, done that. However, she's always encroaching on other people's class participation like the fucking Kool Aid guy busting through the brickwall. No one can get a word in edgewise...half the time you start out knowing what you were going to say and by the time she's done satisfying whatever OCD has kicked into her system at that moment you just sit there tongue-tied, confused and feeling slightly violated.</p><p>She is nothing compared to the next fellow.</p><p>Class #2- Dimensions of the Halocaust. Fun times all around there. The class is somewhat small, i guess no one really wants to learn about the atrocities of wars but most of the kids in here are fairly bright, level headed and mature. Which is why i am now wondering why we're being subjected to a psuedo gangster, nose picker.</p><p>That's right, i said nose picker but the ill hygiene doesn't stop there...not only does he assume the Holy Grail is buried deep within his naval passages and try like hell to find it BUT he eats it. </p><p>He sits in the second row.</p><p>Four feet from the teachers.</p><p>Just sitting and picking his nose.</p><p>And then eating it. </p><p> His cellphone will ring during discussions and we all know it's his off the bat because it is "Jingle Bells" blasting out of nowhere. He then proceeds to unslouch his body and pracctically cripwalk out of the room with a "im such a badass" look on his face.</p><p>No you are not, you're in college and you cant keep your finger out of your nose. </p><p> </p><p>I'm not saying im not annoying in class. I'm sure to some i may be that person who "chews gum too loud" or is annoying because she "doesnt stop tapping her pen against the desk" but i'll be damned if my reputation is that of or on the same level as a obnoxious interjector or nose picker.<br /></p><p> </p><p>a little off topic but....awesome HIM sig!</p><p> </p><p>anyway...yeah!... nosepickers...and such!</p>
grlNIN
02-23-2006, 12:47 PM
You're him, aren't you?<br />
Tall_James
02-23-2006, 12:48 PM
<p>Got one of these guys in the class?</p><p><img height="612" src="http://amberquill.com/pics/TeachersPet.jpg" width="396" border="0" /></p>
Jennitalia
02-23-2006, 12:49 PM
<p>there was a girl in one of my psych classes that got up once and had a very noticeable blood stain (down there)</p><p> </p>
Tall_James
02-23-2006, 12:50 PM
<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>there was a girl in one of my psych classes that got up once and had a very noticeable blood stain (down there)</p><p> </p><p>Perhaps some rapscallion put a thumbtack on the poor girl's chair. </p>
Dougie Brootal
02-23-2006, 12:58 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br>You're him, aren't you?<br />
<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
keithy_19
02-23-2006, 02:25 PM
Ever think you may be jealous of the nose pickin' gansta'?
GwEnYpOo
02-23-2006, 02:34 PM
<p>the fucking kool-aid guy</p><p>kool aid man : OH YEAH!</p><p>Dane Cook : OH NO KOOL AID MAN , OH NO ! YOU BETTER FIX THAT WALL BFORE MY DAD GET HOME !</p>
TheProfessor
02-23-2006, 02:43 PM
<p><font size="4"><strong>I had a student of mine answer his phone in class today. "Are you a surgeon? Waiting on a donated kidney? No? Then get out. Jackass."</strong></font></p><p> <font size="4">Another happy day at work.</font></p><p> </p><p>Oye,</p><p> </p><font size="4"><strong /></font>
sr71blackbird
02-23-2006, 03:23 PM
<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>the fucking kool-aid guy <p> </p><p>kool aid man : OH YEAH!</p><p>Dane Cook : OH NO KOOL AID MAN , OH NO ! YOU BETTER FIX THAT WALL BFORE MY DAD GET HOME !</p><p>You glass bastard!</p>
GwEnYpOo
02-23-2006, 03:29 PM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>the fucking kool-aid guy <p> </p><p>kool aid man : OH YEAH!</p><p>Dane Cook : OH NO KOOL AID MAN , OH NO ! YOU BETTER FIX THAT WALL BFORE MY DAD GET HOME !</p><p>You glass bastard!</p><p>i'll kick you in the shins you'll go down you're very top heavy</p>
Hottub
02-23-2006, 03:35 PM
<img height="315" src="http://dev.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/teacher_with_boner.jpg" width="400" border="0" />
Mike Teacher
02-23-2006, 04:26 PM
I just take the phone and throw it against the wall hard enough to explode it into a few dozen pieces, and then continue on. It's in the syllabus.
tele7
02-23-2006, 04:46 PM
<p><img height="193" src="http://desiderium.slashcity.net/media/bg3.jpg" width="293" border="0" /></p><p><strong>Quote: Psuedo Gangster, Nose Picker.</strong></p><p>"You can get hepetitus from the fresh ones"</p>
Mike Teacher
02-23-2006, 04:50 PM
<p>dont forget there's a site where you can rate your professor, check out if he/she is on the site:</p><p><a href="http://www2.ratemyprofessors.com/index.jsp" target="_blank">Rate My Professors</a></p>
FUNKMAN
02-23-2006, 04:51 PM
<p>had a guy at one job who was 6' and a solid 300lbs and looked like a gargoyle. his ears were huge, a bald head, pale as a ghost but the funny part is he spoke/voice sounded like a 3 year old...</p><p>another job this guy was walking by me in slow motion, staring at me and twisting his head and continued to stare at me as he walked by. he looked exactly like Jim from Taxi. he turned out being a real nice guy but he just lives life in slow motion...</p>
<p>Class #2- Dimensions of the Halocaust. Fun times all around there. The class is somewhat small, i guess no one really wants to learn about the atrocities of wars but most of the kids in here are fairly bright, level headed and mature. Which is why i am now wondering why we're being subjected to a psuedo gangster, nose picker.</p><p>That's right, i said nose picker but the ill hygiene doesn't stop there...not only does he assume the Holy Grail is buried deep within his naval passages and try like hell to find it BUT he eats it. </p><p>He sits in the second row.</p><p>Four feet from the teachers.</p><p>Just sitting and picking his nose.</p><p>And then eating it. </p><p> His cellphone will ring during discussions and we all know it's his off the bat because it is "Jingle Bells" blasting out of nowhere. He then proceeds to unslouch his body and pracctically cripwalk out of the room with a "im such a badass" look on his face.</p><p>No you are not, you're in college and you cant keep your finger out of your nose. </p><p></p><p>I went to high school with a guy like this. I'd watch in horror and disgust as he'd pick and eat his nose, ear and the crap you get in your eyes. I don't know how or why but I was the ONLY person who ever seemed to notice this.</p>
landarch
02-24-2006, 12:45 PM
<p>Every class/degree program must have one or more of these. I'll break character and avoid my usual drawn out narrative this time, but the nuts and bolts of it are:</p><p>Middle 40's woman, couple of degrees in something else, going back to school for another one even though she has already been educated beyond the intelligence she displays. She's the type of person to come in 20 min. late, take up three desks with books, coats, bags, her feet (Often times unshod and --ugh---sans socks). I am convinced those feet could climb trees. On a day when she is particularly ripe, there is usually an argument with a teacher over a half baked comment. She's not unfriendly to me nor I to her, but she has annoyed the living daylights out of everyone at least once.</p><p>After an argument with the teacher last semester, right in the middle of the auditorium/classroom she decided that her time would not be well spent listening to the remainder of the lecture, so she put in these bright green earplugs and studied something else for the rest of the class period. Asshole.</p>
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