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Death Metal Moe

03-08-2006, 07:32 AM

So there I was last night.  Walking around Willowbrook mall with a Starbucks frozen thing.  It was OK, I don't get the big deal with that place.  The coffee has a weird aftertaste.But anyway, I had just picked up a couple small things for a friend at Bath and Bodyworks, and I happened upon a little store I'd never been in before.  The White Barn Candle Store.  So remembering that I have been meaning to get a new candle for my desk at work I went in.  I asked one of the ladies working there for vanilla candles.  HOLY SHIT was that the wrong question to ask!  They have about 15 different vanilla candles.  Jesus.  There's Fresh Vanilla, Warm Vanilla and a few others along with vanilla mixed with about anything you can think of.I settled on the candle that is currently keeping my work area smelling great: Sandlewood Vanilla.  AWESOME scent, and it actually smells like what it says it is.  Oh but it wasn't over there.  This lady saw how I was, and just happened to mention their room air freshner sprays were only $5!  Oo la la, had to pick up the Amber scent.  Now my room smells outstanding as well.Love this stuff.

Dougie Brootal

03-08-2006, 07:38 AM

<img height="396" src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/gay_country.jpg" width="313" border="0" />    just kidding, i buy that stuff too.

Tall_James

03-08-2006, 07:47 AM

I was in Pier One a couple of weeks ago and on a whim, picked up a can of their "Vanilla Buttercream Air Freshener".  It is awesome!  When you spray it, the whole room smells like a wedding cake!  My kids make me spray it all the time now because when you're 2 and 4, there is no greater thing than to have your room smell like a giant cupcake.

Jennitalia

03-08-2006, 07:50 AM

Moe, you just rock.These are other scents you may be interested in (from Yankee Candle):almond toffeebuttercreamchocolate chip cookiefrench vanillahazelnut coffeetropical vanillavanilla caramelvanilla cookievanilla sandalwoodsplash of rain

Sheeplovr

03-08-2006, 07:55 AM

we got Holywood Moe over here 
look at you with your starbucks and your over sized sun glasses and big floppy sun hat holding your tiny dog under your left arm

mendyweiss

03-08-2006, 07:55 AM

Jennitalia wrote: Moe, you just rock.These are other scents you may be interested in (from Yankee Candle):almond toffeebuttercreamchocolate chip cookiefrench vanillahazelnut coffeetropical vanillavanilla caramelvanilla cookievanilla sandalwoodsplash of rainI'm getting hungry now.

Death Metal Moe

03-08-2006, 08:13 AM

douggrasso wrote: <img height="396" src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/gay_country.jpg" width="313" border="0" />  just kidding, i buy that stuff too.<img height="159" src="http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/herbal-remedies-usa/barn.gif" width="250" border="0" />"I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!!"

suggums

03-08-2006, 09:08 AM

those big housewarmer yankee candles smell really good and last forever, i just burn all the ones my mom buys. i'm also an incense guy because of this stuff<img border="0" src="http://nipponkodo.com/catalog/item_image/98721_02.jpg" /> 

This message was edited by suggums on 3-8-06 @ 1:08 PM

HBox

03-08-2006, 09:13 AM

TheMojoPin

03-08-2006, 09:20 AM

<img height="417" src="http://trashworld.canalblog.com/images/1718.jpg" width="506" border="0" />I was hoping this threat would be all about curing salted meats in your desk, but NOOOOOOOOOO...Though in a way, I guess it is...

Dougie Brootal

03-08-2006, 09:22 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">HBox wrote: <img width="640" height="439" border="0" src="http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/4206/gaydar1sb.jpg" /><hr color="cococo" align="left">

Jennitalia

03-08-2006, 09:41 AM

you guys keep calling moe a fag.  but i bet that your desk just smells like man ass.  

TheMojoPin

03-08-2006, 09:46 AM

Hey, I only had to shit in my desk once.  ONCE.

Death Metal Moe

03-08-2006, 09:57 AM

Jennitalia wrote: you guys keep calling moe a fag.  but i bet that your desk just smells like man ass.   Ya DAMN RIGHT it smells outstanding here!  Got the scented candles kickin' on my desk, inscense in the car, oil burner and Yankee Tart burner in my room.  I'm just into smells for some reason.  Got that Fabreez for my couch and bed, air freshners, oil, inscence.  Body oil, body sprays and cother shit like that for me.  Love it all.

Billy Staples

03-08-2006, 10:07 AM

Moe  please tell me it doesnt interfere and overpower your new conditioner...that would be such a faux pas.....tres semme  please be careful cowboy

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 3-8-06 @ 2:07 PM

Jennitalia

03-08-2006, 10:14 AM

you must smell so delicious, moe. now, if only they'd come out with a bacon scented candle!

FUNKMAN

03-08-2006, 10:45 AM

very nice!   next week's special is 'Brokeback Bacon' scent...  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />vanilla is one of the best!cherry vanilla is great ice cream too...

Tall_James

03-08-2006, 11:17 AM

My desk smells outstandingSo does mine.  I had a loaded Gyro sandwich for lunch today the lingering smell is awesome.

JamMaster

03-08-2006, 11:38 AM

What is really sad is I thought this was a sarcastic remark and I was waiting to hear about how your fart smelled.

torker

03-08-2006, 12:23 PM

I use to work with a guy who's desk smelled like lemons.  Turned out he kept lemons in his desk.

Marc with a c

03-08-2006, 12:32 PM

i work with a kid named Telly and he says his keyboard smells like butterscotch

This message was edited by evedder on 3-8-06 @ 4:34 PM

Jennitalia

03-08-2006, 12:37 PM

i work with a girl that smells like rotten cunt.   

curtoid

03-08-2006, 12:39 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I settled on the candle that is currently keeping my work area smelling great: Sandlewood Vanilla.  AWESOME scent, and it actually smells like what it says it is.   I was so inspired by your honesty that I went out to get a scented candle but all they had was the ones that smelled like desk.

This message was edited by curtoid on 3-8-06 @ 4:40 PM

Hottub

03-08-2006, 12:41 PM

I work with a guy whose back smells like Clorox.

torker

03-08-2006, 12:44 PM

Jennitalia wrote: i work with a girl that smells like rotten cunt.    I didn't know you worked at home.

Jennitalia

03-08-2006, 12:51 PM

actually, mine smells like bloody cunt right now

Hottub

03-08-2006, 12:56 PM

Now I'm STARVIN'!

coffeeal401

03-08-2006, 01:48 PM

Jennitalia wrote: actually, mine smells like bloody cunt right now            Lovely!

FUNKMAN

03-08-2006, 02:12 PM

Jennitalia wrote: actually, mine smells like bloody cunt right now just in time! my irons running low... yummy

torker

03-08-2006, 02:27 PM

<img height="175" src="http://www.currencymuseum.ca/eng/grfx/interior/faq_graphics/1943.gif" width="150" border="0" />Baby better come back later next week ’cause you see I’m on losing streak

Death Metal Moe

03-08-2006, 03:04 PM

OH man, sweet smells continue here at Casa de Moeman.Gots da Amber air freshner kickin' HARD!  It smells so nice I can hardly contain myself!  Well actually I can, it's just a really nice smell.And when that fades away later, the oil burner gets lit.  Maybe some Dragon's Blood scent?  Hey, who knows!

Death Metal Moe

03-08-2006, 03:12 PM

This is officially the BEST air freshner I've ever used, period.  I'm so tempted to go back now and get more!  They're on sale for $5 a can, and I got a coupon from them last time that I get a small free candle with my next $10 purchase, so that would be 2 cans!BONUS!!!!!!!

Hottub

03-08-2006, 03:19 PM

Currently rockin' Yankee French Vanilla at my desk!  Nice.BTW, my crotch smells outstanding. Skin So Soft® talc on my ballies and taint!

HBox

03-08-2006, 03:30 PM

Hottub

03-09-2006, 03:54 AM

Moe inspired me. Just got into the office, and fired up a brand new Yankee "Amber Sunset". My new favorite. Now my balls, my hair and my desk smell outstanding!

Death Metal Moe

03-09-2006, 04:43 AM

Hottub wrote: Moe inspired me. Just got into the office, and fired up a brand new Yankee "Amber Sunset". My new favorite. Now my balls, my hair and my desk smell outstanding! Oh yea?  Well I'll one up ya buddy!  Not only does my desk smell great, I'm freshly showerd so my whole body smells great(used the right shampoo and conditioner so I'm not fruity, but then add in this nice Avon soothing foot stuff I got for Christmas.  So now my feet smell great too!TOP THAT!

TheMojoPin

03-09-2006, 04:55 AM

My desk smells like WORK, you goddamn hippie slackers!

Hottub

03-09-2006, 06:26 AM

Death Metal Moe

03-09-2006, 07:08 AM

NICE Hottub!And Mojo, the candle actually makes the area I work in a little more happy and bearable, so I feel I get might even get more done.  I like being near my desk now because it smells nice.  So keeping yourself happy will improve productivity.Hippy indeed!  I mean if you were attacking my patchouli body oil that I sometimes sport, sure.  Then I'm closer to a dirty hippy, but not today fool!

Tall_James

03-09-2006, 07:23 AM

Candles? Altoids? Hottub you are one fancy man.  

This message was edited by Tall_James on 3-9-06 @ 11:23 AM

mendyweiss

03-09-2006, 07:23 AM

Tall_James

03-09-2006, 07:24 AM

mendyweiss wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: NICE Hottub!And Mojo, the candle actually makes the area I work in a little more happy and bearable, so I feel I get might even get more done.  I like being near my desk now because it smells nice.  So keeping yourself happy will improve productivity.Hippy indeed!  I mean if you were attacking my patchouli body oil that I sometimes sport, sure.  Then I'm closer to a dirty hippy, but not today fool!Moe,You're not going to turn into Karen Carpenter on the drums after using this stuff are you?I would pay to hear the death metal version of "Rainy Days and Mondays" and/or "Superstar".

TheMojoPin

03-09-2006, 07:26 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: NICE Hottub!And Mojo, the candle actually makes the area I work in a little more happy and bearable, so I feel I get might even get more done.  I like being near my desk now because it smells nice.  So keeping yourself happy will improve productivity.Hippy indeed!  I mean if you were attacking my patchouli body oil that I sometimes sport, sure.  Then I'm closer to a dirty hippy, but not today fool!Ah, I'm just bustin' yer chops.  I've got a few scented candles around the apartment, plus plenty of air freshners.  Those little ones you plug in and have the mini-fan to spread the scent around the room?  Awesome.  Smelling good should always be a priority!  We have noses for a reason...Though the patchouli...no comment, man.

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 3-9-06 @ 11:27 AM

Hottub

03-09-2006, 07:48 AM

Crappy phone picture. If I remember, I'll grab the real camera tomorrow. Then you will see what a fancy man I truly am!!

A.J.

03-09-2006, 08:03 AM

I would pay to hear the death metal version of "Rainy Days and Mondays" and/or "Superstar"."Death Metal version of "Rainy Days and Mondays?  GOOD.""Regular version of "Rainy Days and Mondays?  NO GOOD."

suggums

03-09-2006, 08:49 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: My desk smells like WORK, you goddamn hippie slackers! you don't even have a desk, you have a basket and a community desk

grlNIN

03-09-2006, 09:19 AM

I'd watch it suggums, he might make you recategorize the Nonfiction section...

MadMatt

03-09-2006, 09:26 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: My desk smells like WORK, you goddamn hippie slackers!Mojo, you made me laugh out loud!  You rock!EDIT: OK, my laughing just shattered the quietude in my apartment and woke up my napping daughter - so you are also a dick...

This message was edited by MadMatt on 3-9-06 @ 1:27 PM

TheMojoPin

03-09-2006, 09:47 AM

suggums wrote:  TheMojoPin wrote: My desk smells like WORK, you goddamn hippie slackers! you don't even have a desk, you have a basket and a community desk It's mine when I'm the MOD, goddammit!

Hottub

03-09-2006, 03:24 PM

Here is my war-zone of a desk at home.It smells great, but is a fucking disaster.(I also have to share with the wife and boys)Not such a Fancy Man after all, hey TJ?<img title="Holy Shit! What a mess!!" height="405" alt="Holy Shit! What a mess!!" src="http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/8431/dscf05417gk.jpg" width="540" border="0" />More office pix coming in the AM!Hey Bitches! Lets see your desk!*EDIT* FYI the bumper sticker says "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student" *EDIT*

This message was edited by Hottub on 3-9-06 @ 7:34 PM

SatCam

03-09-2006, 03:42 PM

Oo la la, had to pick up the Amber scent. Now my room smells outstanding as well.
That should get rid of the stripper scent :)

torker

03-09-2006, 03:50 PM

I have two desks at work.  Two?!?  I kept my liverwurst sandwich in one of them today.  There was a heady aroma wafting out of the drawer just before lunch.

FezPaul

03-09-2006, 03:54 PM

my desk smells like deisel fuel and cigerettes (ok, it's a dashboard)

This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-9-06 @ 7:54 PM

Hottub

03-09-2006, 03:58 PM

torker wrote: I have two desks at work.  Two?!?  I kept my liverwurst sandwich in one of them today.  There was a heady aroma wafting out of the drawer just before lunch. Yes, make yourself scarce, "Two Desks".  This board isn't big enough          for the two of us!Get your own smelling thread, you fairy!

torker

03-09-2006, 04:01 PM

Fuck off, fragrance Nazi.

Bulldogcakes

03-09-2006, 04:02 PM

This is one good reason to get married. So you get to enjoy all the nice stuff chicks like, and can always cover your ass by saying "I didn't do it! Thats my wife's stuff!"

torker

03-09-2006, 04:07 PM

Hottub wrote: torker wrote: I have two desks at work.  Two?!?  I kept my liverwurst sandwich in one of them today.  There was a heady aroma wafting out of the drawer just before lunch. Yes, make yourself scarce, "Two Desks".  This board isn't big enough          for the two of us!Get your own smelling thread, you fairy! Fuck my two desks, this guy's got two sigs! <div align="left"><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/whiteguitar.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/mysig.jpg" border="0" /></div>

Death Metal Moe

03-09-2006, 04:12 PM

This is one good reason to get married. So you get to enjoy all the nice stuff chicks like, and can always cover your ass by saying "I didn't do it! Thats my wife's stuff!"  But I don't need that excuse because I don't give a shit if everyone of you calls me King Fag all day because of this thread.I like women and stuff that smells nice.  And I like women even more when they smell nice.  I use shampoo that smells nice.  I use body wash.  I use body sprays and oils when I go out sometimes.  I enjoy my fragrances.I also enjoy all sorts of foods and tastes.  I know it's all connected because you can't smell without your sense of taste.

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 3-9-06 @ 8:12 PM

Hottub

03-09-2006, 05:10 PM

OK, I've called all you guys out to post a picture of your sweet smelling desk. Not one picture has been put up yet!I put up my office desk, then my home desk, and nothing in return!It is a slow night tonight, lets do this thing!!

Death Metal Moe

03-09-2006, 05:13 PM

I'll have to take a pic of my awesome candle on my cluttered work desk tomorrow.I have no desk at home, just a computer station that I roll to my couch.  I have my oil burner on an end table.

Hottub

03-09-2006, 05:16 PM

I'm dying to see Funk's desk!Home, not office.

FUNKMAN

03-09-2006, 05:18 PM

Hottub wrote: I'm dying to see Funk's desk!Home, not office.i just tried but i think i just smashed my scanner...

Hottub

03-09-2006, 05:19 PM

Hello? Funk?This is 2001 calling...

FUNKMAN

03-09-2006, 05:22 PM

Hottub wrote: Hello? Funk?This is 2001 calling...yes, may i help you?

Death Metal Moe

03-21-2006, 03:38 PM

Just went back to the White Barn Candle Co. last night.  Got a big $15 Fresh Vanilla candle in a glass deal with a top.  Smells OUTSTANDING and boasts over 100 burning hours.Love this stuff!

Hottub

03-21-2006, 03:40 PM

Still waiting for a pic, Moe!   Funk as well!In fact, all of you!

Hottub

03-21-2006, 03:41 PM

Hottub wrote: Here is my war-zone of a desk at home.It smells great, but is a fucking disaster.(I also have to share with the wife and boys)Not such a Fancy Man after all, hey TJ?<img title="Holy Shit! What a mess!!" height="405" alt="Holy Shit! What a mess!!" src="http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/8431/dscf05417gk.jpg" width="540" border="0" />More office pix coming in the AM!Hey Bitches! Lets see your desk!*EDIT* FYI the bumper sticker says "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student" *EDIT*This message was edited by Hottub on 3-9-06 @ 7:34 PM

Death Metal Moe

03-21-2006, 03:43 PM

Hottub wrote: Still waiting for a pic, Moe!   Funk as well!In fact, all of you!OK, I'll take my digital in tomorrow Mr. Pushy Pants.

SatCam

03-21-2006, 03:48 PM

OK, I'll take my digital in tomorrow Mr. Pushy Pants.
That sounds very naughty, Moe. I'm not sure I would look at any pictures of this "big" "wood" "desk" of yours now...

FUNKMAN

03-21-2006, 03:57 PM

Hottub wrote: Still waiting for a pic, Moe!   Funk as well!In fact, all of you!sorry Hottub... in the immortal words of Johnny RottenI'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod I'm a lazy sod I'm so lazy I'm a lazy sod I'm lazy sod I'm a lazy sod I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered Lazy Lazy

suggums

03-21-2006, 04:26 PM

better pushy than messy

Death Metal Moe

03-22-2006, 08:59 AM

WhistlePig

03-22-2006, 09:03 AM

mmmm cheez-its!

Death Metal Moe

03-22-2006, 10:15 AM

WhistlePig wrote: mmmm cheez-its! Yea, I didn't notice how much food was on my desk until I looked at a picture of it.  Cheez-Its, Cheeze Doodles and soft peppermints in the plastic thing.

Marc with a c

03-22-2006, 10:32 AM

you have to keep the food in the drawers.  you should see the pantry i have just hiding from everybody. that way it seems im neat and never distracted but little does anyone know i have gummy bears hibernating in my desk all year round.

suggums

03-22-2006, 10:41 AM

mmm white cheddar cheeze-its, 10x better than your normal package

Hottub

03-22-2006, 10:56 AM

I always keep my treats under wraps. Coke, Gatorade, Cheez-its, sometimes Pop Tarts. You can't be too sure that somebody won't Jack your snacks!

Death Metal Moe

03-22-2006, 10:59 AM

Hottub wrote: I always keep my treats under wraps. Coke, Gatorade, Cheez-its, sometimes Pop Tarts. You can't be too sure that somebody won't Jack your snacks! Yea, I got some Wal Mart pop tarts in the drawer too.I leave the shit out for people to snack on really.  I put candy on my desk for us all.  People will come by and snag a few now and then.  I don't mind, but I do keep the stuff that's "for Moe" in my desk.

reeshy

03-22-2006, 12:33 PM

Do they make vanilla douche too....sweetie???????

Jennitalia

03-22-2006, 12:44 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Hottub wrote: I always keep my treats under wraps. Coke, Gatorade, Cheez-its, sometimes Pop Tarts. You can't be too sure that somebody won't Jack your snacks! Yea, I got some Wal Mart pop tarts in the drawer too.I leave the shit out for people to snack on really.  I put candy on my desk for us all.  People will come by and snag a few now and then.  I don't mind, but I do keep the stuff that's "for Moe" in my desk.i do the same.  i usually keep a bowl of hershey's kisses or some hard candy near my area for all to share in. right now i have a box of assorted chocolates with liquer that I received from a list mgr.  it smells so nice and chocolatey

Hottub

03-22-2006, 12:53 PM

Having a dish of candy out to share is one thing. No problem with that. But people may get a bit too comfortable and start grabbing my beverages, or my sandwich. I gotta look out for #1 when it comes to my office food supply.If there is something substantial I want to share, I put it in the kitchen. When we didn't finish my Birthday cake, I brought that in the next day for all to enjoy. Or if I over do it when grilling, the next day at work literally is a "Sausage Fest".Don't touch my Damn Pop Tarts!

Hottub

03-23-2006, 02:51 PM

A quick head's up. DO NOT buy this fragrance!<img height="500" src="http://www.yankeecandle.com/yc/images/retail/500/L_1041650.jpg" width="500" border="0" /> Made the whole damn office smell like Bounce fabric softeners!