I'm morphing into a Sasquatch!

[Judge Smails]

<p>Please excuse me while I vent. I recently &quot;celebrated&quot; my 37th birthday.&nbsp; I was already going through a little bit of a mid-life crisis before, but it's only gotten worse.&nbsp; I realized that if a male life expectancy is 74, then I'm officially over the hump and it's all down hill from here.&nbsp; My ball-buster of a wife has started calling me Fonzie, because she says that I've &quot;jumped the shark&quot;.</p><p>Anyway, on to the point of my post.&nbsp; I'm Italian so I've always been somewhat hairy but lately I've been developing disturbing hair growth.&nbsp; I've started to get thick hair on my neck, shoulders and back.&nbsp;I don't even want to tell you what's going on below the waist (it looks like I've got Lauryn Hill's head in a leg-lock).</p><p>My face is out of control too.&nbsp; I've started sprouting hairs on my nose. Not in my nose (that's a whole other problem) but on the bridge of my nose.&nbsp; Whenever I shave my face, I've got to shave my fucking nose! My eyebrows keep wanting to form a unibrow.&nbsp; I have fuzzy long hairs on my earlobes that I have to shave. And this morning I cut a hair from my eye brow which was, no exageration, 3/4 of an inch long.</p><p>Don't get a bad impression of me here.&nbsp; I'm very well kept and groomed.&nbsp; But I've noticed that I've been needing to get up earlier and earlier in order to take care of all my various depilatory needs.&nbsp; Again, my bitch of a wife is playing head games with me and telling me I really shouldn't do this or that or it's only going to come in thicker.</p><p>I guess there's really no point to this post other than me wanting to get this off my chest, and maybe find someone to comiserate with me or mock me mercilessly and maybe bring a smile to my wolf-boy like face.</p>

[Patches]

<p>mock me mercilessly and maybe bring a smile to my wolf-boy like face</p><p>MOD QUOTE ALERT!</p><p>Anyway, while not nearly to that extent, I hear ya man... While I'm 27 (which may be halfway there considering the way I used to treat myself), I know what you mean about the constant &quot;Manscaping&quot;.</p><p>Between shaving, plucking nosehairs, random black wiry back and shoulder hairs (which are becoming less and less random by the way), trimming down chest hair and the former jungle that was my pubic region (before dropping a napalm-like Wahl razor on it)... ugh.</p><p>On the plus side, while alot of my idiot friends are balding up top, I'm good to go.&nbsp; So I've got that going for me.&nbsp; Which is nice.</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Welcome to Middle Age pal. The odd phase in life when you start to lose the hair on top of your head and grow it in places you never have before.&nbsp; As John Mayer would put it, &quot;your body is a hairy wonderland&quot;.&nbsp;Buck up and increase your diligence for doing &quot;manscaping&quot;.&nbsp; You'll be happier for it.</p><p>How do I know this?&nbsp; As evidenced by my MySpace profile - I now look like a cross between the following:</p><p><img height="275" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/talljames.jpg" width="555" border="0" /></p><p>Gentlemen...start your tweezing!</p>

[Jennitalia]

why dont you look into getting it waxed/lazered off?&nbsp; my sister is an estetician (i think that's how you spell it) and it's common for guys to come in and get waxed and tweezed.&nbsp; go pamper yourself.&nbsp; it doesnt make you that much of a fag!

[JamMaster]

<img height="282" src="http://members.cox.net/xpsetup/chewbacca.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

[torker]

<p> I'm Italian </p><p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr><td class="j"><font size="1">You have my heart-felt sympathy</font></td></tr></table></p>

[curtoid]

35 is a pretty hideous age too - when you realize you are 15 years older than 20, and 15 years younger than 50.

[Gvac]

I recently turned 40 and I must say, I look fantastic!<br />

[Greggie44]

Just watch some episodes of Lucan and thank god you weren't raised in the wild.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>ESD has the same problem</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>on his palms</p>

[Stankfoot]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/wolfboy.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I feel your pain ........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/73/Topic/18887/page/It_Really_Hit_Me_That_I_Was_Getting_Old_When___.ht m" target="_blank">By the way, check out the first post in this thread.</a><br />

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Look on the brite side, at least ya ain't morphing into a smashed squash!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.yankeegardener.com/seeds/squash-spghtti-lg.jpg" width="177" border="0" /></p>

[willie-bay]

<font size="2">NO YOU ARE ACTUALL<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'angsana new'; mso-ansi-language: en-nz; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: th"> </span>Y TURNING INTO A BADGER, SLAVE!!!!!HA<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'angsana new'; mso-ansi-language: en-nz; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: th"> </span></font>

[TheMojoPin]

Good eye, Patches.&nbsp; Good eye.

[Death Metal Moe]

My eyebrows like to try and grow together too.&nbsp; Just pluck them.&nbsp; That's what I do.&nbsp; Is it gay?&nbsp; No, you're keeping your apperance the way you want it.&nbsp; You won't be a Metrosexual for doing a little grooming.

[Jennitalia]

Between plucking and smelling great, Moe's the prettiest guy on ronfez.net

[Tall_James]

<p><img height="520" src="http://www.dking-gallery.com/pix/Scrojo2/HandsomeBoy_0503.jpg" width="358" border="0" /></p><p>Moe was Valedictorian!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />Between plucking and smelling great, Moe's the prettiest guy on ronfez.net <p>I wish.&nbsp; I can still look like quite the mess but I try to make a conscious effort to look decent all the time.&nbsp; I'll NEVER be nearly as pretty as Steels though.</p><p>::sigh::</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="520" src="http://www.dking-gallery.com/pix/Scrojo2/HandsomeBoy_0503.jpg" width="358" border="0" /></p><p>Moe was Valedictorian!</p><p>Quiet you.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 3-9-06 @ 10:24 AM</span>

[Judge Smails]

Yeah!&nbsp; I've got a Mod Quote!&nbsp; Wait . . .&nbsp; what the?&nbsp; Heeeeeey! Rude and rude.

[Patches]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Good eye, Patches.&nbsp; Good eye. <p>Yeah, I'm handing out mod quotes like fucking jelly beans lately.</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> East Brunswick, NJ, US of fucking A</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Holy shit!&nbsp; I saw him!&nbsp; Bigfoot of the Brunswicks!<br /></p>