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ADF

03-18-2006, 05:41 PM

So yesterday I was busy (playing video games, internet porn, the usual), and didn't eat much other than some black coffee.  Later that night I met my girl in the city to have some dinner and maybe see a movie.  I mentioned how hungry I was and girls like it when you're decisive so I said let's go to that Spanky's BBQ place as it's relatively close and we can get a big meal.  After perusing the menu for a bit, I order some (ugh, it hurts to even think about it now) fried dill pickles followed by the "Full House" which consists of brisket, pulled pork, ribs, and a 1/4 chicken along with two side (I went with the cheese grits and bbq baked beans) and an IPA to wash it all down.  At the conclusion of the meal I gave my tummy a few congratulatory pats and noted how full I was... maybe a little too full.  As it was getting late we decided to skip the movie and have some coffee and dessert.    Leaving Starbucks, I did a little "vurp" and had to spit something out.  I'm not sure what it was but I wasn't going to inspect it.The next morning my stomach felt overly-strained as if I hadn't digested anything. I tried to not think about it, but I decided to hang out in the bathroom for a bit as a precautionary measure.  All it took was a few seconds starting at the open toilet and it was barf city for me.  Not ordinary puke, but vast quantities of meat coming out of my mouth and my nose.  I had meat coming out of my nose.  The worst part was blowing my nose later and having chunks of meat in the tissue.  It was not a comforting feeling knowing that I may have chunks of meat covered in digestive juices residing in my nasal passages.  Eventually the vomiting stopped and I was able to saunter to the drug store to pick up some pepto and gatorade. Maybe it was the order I consumed them in or maybe my stomach was still sensitive, but before I knew what was happening, it was a mix of gatorade, pepto, and the last remnants of meat coming out of my mouth and nose.  The strings of orange mucus hanging from my nose were almost hypnotic. So anyway, how was your day?

Tall_James

03-18-2006, 06:01 PM

<img height="460" src="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,75419,00.jpg" width="376" border="0" />"Is that part of Carl coming out of that guy's nose?  Isn't that Ted Allen?"

suggums

03-18-2006, 06:05 PM

didn't we just do this with tenbats?  just kidding, feel better budday

bobrobot

03-18-2006, 07:14 PM

I had meat coming out of my nose. Where's the beef?<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/nose.jpg" border="0" />

Billy Staples

03-18-2006, 07:45 PM

you sir, are an expert at picking food.  No one can say that you don't 'nose' your meat

torker

03-18-2006, 08:50 PM

Billy Staples wrote: you sir, are an expert at picking food.  No one can say that you don't 'nose' your meat try the veal

FUNKMAN

03-18-2006, 09:05 PM

So anyway, how was your day? pretty damn good .... no meat coming in or out of any of my orifices

FUNKMAN

03-18-2006, 09:08 PM

i guess if someone asks you for a food drive donation you can say you already gave at the orifice... i'm now fascinated with the word orifice

Gvac

03-19-2006, 06:03 AM

I had meat coming out of my nose.<hr width="100%" size="2" />  Luckiest man ever.

Sheeplovr

03-19-2006, 06:11 AM

meat coming out of my mouthcan you ever go a day without talking about meat coming in your mouth

SatCam

03-19-2006, 10:33 AM

meat coming out of my mouth
That's weird, I always thought of you as a swallowing man

Death Metal Moe

03-19-2006, 12:45 PM

DON'T BLAME THE MEAT!!! 

Tenbatsuzen

03-19-2006, 12:59 PM

suggums wrote: didn't we just do this with tenbats? just kidding, feel better budday Well, Dave was puking. I was shitting, puking, AND passing out in my own puke. Did I mention that I was naked at the time when it happened?  Feel better Dave. 

This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-19-06 @ 5:00 PM

Death Metal Moe

03-19-2006, 01:05 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:    Did I mention that I was naked at the time when it happened?  Do you want EVERYONE puking?  Have a heard man!!!

Tenbatsuzen

03-19-2006, 02:25 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Did I mention that I was naked at the time when it happened? Do you want EVERYONE puking? Have a heard man!!!   <img width="168" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.port.hu/picture/instance_2/56718_2.jpg" /> "Hey, leave me outta this!"

A.J.

03-20-2006, 03:04 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: DON'T BLAME THE MEAT!!!  Exactly!fried dill pickles THERE'S the guilty party!

Tenbatsuzen

03-20-2006, 04:04 AM

I protest.  Fried pickles are delicious.