My wife may have ruined porn for me

[Judge Smails]

<p>My fucking wife has really been getting on my nerves lately.&nbsp; I'm&nbsp;a normal, red-blooded American male and, like everyone else, I enjoy perusing some porn every now and then.&nbsp; She's aware of this and doesn't have a problem with it.&nbsp; At least I didn't think so.</p><p>So, last night I was surfing the web, not even looking for porn.&nbsp; Actually I was doing an image search of redheads that could be used as East Side Dave for the photoshop thread.&nbsp; You know how these things are - you do a simple innocent search and soon you're looking at the most depraved acts humans could possibly commit.&nbsp; One thing leads to another and the next thing I know I'm checking out a website called Cum on Her Face .com.&nbsp; I don't even find that kind of stuff arousing and was only looking at it for comedic effect and just plain curiosity.&nbsp; My wife walks in the room, sees this, and is obviously disgusted.&nbsp; She then proceeds to ask me how I can look at that and what if that was my daughter?&nbsp; &quot;You know she's going to grow up some day.&nbsp; Do you want men treating her like that?&quot;&nbsp; Of course not - What the fuck.&nbsp; I laugh it off and go about my business.</p><p>So, now whenever I come across an even slightly aluring picture of a woman I can't enjoy it because I've constantly got this picture of my five year old daughter in the back of my head.&nbsp; Fucking women.&nbsp; Anybody got any suggestions how I can get back at my wife on an equally twisted psychological level?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>cum on her face...that'll teach her.</p><p><img height="293" src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/spooge.gif" width="513" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-22-06 @ 4:43 PM</span>

[blakjeezis]

And that's the name of that tune. <br />

[A.J.]

Ask her to picture her parents doing that.

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><font color="#000066" size="2">I've seen pictures from that site. Sometimes they claim that the girls in those shots are the mothers or sisters of the site's members, I even saw one that claimed to have&nbsp;a daughter/mother team having their faces came on.</font></p><p><font color="#000066" size="2">The funniest thing is the guys who wear masks while being part of the orgies.</font></p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<font size="4">The Aristocrats</font>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br />So, last night I was surfing the web, not even looking for porn. <strong>Actually I was doing an image search of redheads</strong> <br /><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't you know redheads are synonymous with porn?&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Don't you know redheads are synonymous with porn?&nbsp;</p><p><img height="298" src="http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/images/bozo.jpg" width="229" border="0" /></p><p>Clown porn, to be more exact.</p>

[ShelleBink]

yes, i enjoy wearing big clown shoes when i fuck.<br />

[EliSnow]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />yes, i enjoy wearing big clown shoes when i fuck.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">For me, I like my partner to wear clown noses on her&nbsp;nipples.&nbsp; </font></p>

[PanterA]

<p>This thread should have ended after <font size="1">douggrasso.</font></p><p><font size="1">Bravo.</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread should have ended after <font size="1">douggrasso.</font></p><p><font size="1">Bravo.</font></p><p>hes a real go-getter, that grasso....really coming along these last couple of weeks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thanks.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>maybe this will get you back in the mood...</p><p><a href="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_sex_animation_nasty.gif" target="_self">NSFmbW</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry im retarded</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-22-06 @ 6:33 PM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<p>doug: I find it funny. But I think you might be breaking some rules with a couple of your last posts (like the Alyson Hannigan one).&nbsp; I'm just saying is all.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 3-22-06 @ 6:26 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<p>Yeah, the kid's got potential, but must realize this site is Safe For Work.</p><p>Please link that image!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yeah, the kid's got potential, but must realize this site is Safe For Work.</p><p>Please link that image!</p><p>or just destroy it... it's not safe for man or beast or work</p>

[torker]

<p>He doesn't take compliments well.</p><p><img height="449" src="http://www.azag.gov/ChildrensPage/Pictures/onlinesafetyrules.gif" width="309" border="0" /></p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Doug, </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Please link the Alyson Hannigan pic in the hot chic game thread as well.&nbsp; </font></p>