Christ On Ice

[Reephdweller]

<p>Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice</p><p>Rare conditions could have conspired to create hard-to-see ice on the Sea of Galilee that a person could have walked on back when Jesus is said to have walked on water, a scientist said today.</p><p>The study, which examines a combination of favorable water and environmental conditions, proposes that Jesus could have walked on an isolated patch of floating ice on what is now known as Lake Kinneret in northern&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Israel. </p><p>Looking at temperature records of the Mediterranean Sea surface and using analytical ice and statistical models, scientists considered a small section of the cold freshwater surface of the lake. The area studied, about 10,000 square feet, was near salty springs that empty into it. </p><p>The results suggest temperatures dropped to 25 degrees Fahrenheit (-4 degrees Celsius) during one of the two cold periods 2,500 &ndash;1,500 years ago for up to two days, the same decades during which Jesus lived. </p><p>With such conditions, a floating patch of ice could develop above the plumes resulting from the salty springs along the lake's western shore in Tabgha. Tabgha is the town where many archeological findings related to Jesus have been found. </p><p>&quot;We simply explain that unique freezing processes probably happened in that region only a handful of times during the last 12,000 years,&quot; said Doron Nof, a Florida State University Professor of Oceanography. &quot;We leave to others the question of whether or not our research explains the biblical account.&quot;</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060404/sc_space/jesuscouldhavewalkedonicescientistsays">http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060404/sc_space/jesuscouldhavewalkedonicescientistsays</a></p><p><img height="475" src="http://www.wcg.org/lit/images/Peter_walks_on_water_toward_Jesus.jpg" width="375" border="0" /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

ORrrrrr.... He might have been <strong><font color="#0000cc">GOD</font></strong>!!

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Christ On Ice</font></strong> </p><p>and this is how he fed the masses</p><p><img height="372" src="http://www.taiga.net/reports/traditional_fisheries/Icefishing1.jpg" width="522" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">I saw Disney on Ice, but he was just trying to escape death!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/mmsource/image/2005-6-14/jungle.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

What about when I woke up in the sand there were 2 sets of foot prints then just one?<br />

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Iced Cream, Jew Cream, we all Scream for Christ Cream!</p><p><img height="426" src="http://www.livvnart.com/images/1068774222_jesus_large.jpg" width="612" border="0" /></p>

[suggums]

<p>hmm, i still doubt it was better than the short lived super mario ice capades</p><p><img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mania/images/icecapades/icecapades15.jpg" /></p><p>...starring mr belvedere as king koopa&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:hmm, i still doubt it was better than the short lived super mario ice capades...starring mr belvedere as king koopa&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="post_edited"><strong><font color="#000099">Too bad they didn't get Dennis Hopper, he was great in the movie, but I guess he can't skate!!!</font></strong></span></p><p><span class="post_edited"><img height="646" src="http://www.melefx.com/images/Super%20Mario%20Bros./large/OnSet005.jpg" width="428" border="0" /></span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 10:43 PM</span>

[ShelleBink]

Just the idea that Jesus was a son of a bitch who wanted to fuck with his friends to make them believe he could walk on water.... makes me like him a lil bit more.<br />

[A.J.]

<p>How dare people use science and logic when talking about Jesus!</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">So does that make&nbsp;every Winter Olympics a miracle?</font></strong></p><p><img height="123" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vWlayBRirqZeZM:homepage.mac.com/rondavis/.Public/skating_jesus.jpg" width="90" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">I wonder who's a better skater?</font></strong></p><p><img height="294" src="http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/treats/jesus-elvis.jpg" width="441" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

jesus is way cool

[Dudeman]

<p>
</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />jesus is way cool
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>they still ddin't explain how he swam on land&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Dudeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />jesus is way cool <p>&nbsp;</p><p>they still ddin't explain how he swam on land&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or how he can take the wheel...</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Dudeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />jesus is way cool <p>&nbsp;</p><p>they still ddin't explain how he swam on land&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or how he can take the wheel...</p><p>he is just&nbsp;alright with me. he is just alright.</p>

[Hottub]

Let's not forget what a great shortstop he was!&nbsp; Nobody could turn a double play like JC!!

[A.J.]

<p>Jesus once raised a man in Bethany just to watch him live.</p><p><img height="252" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Juan_de_Flandes_001.jpg/180px-Juan_de_Flandes_001.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p>