Reasons why I should be banned...

[IrishAlkey]

<p>I actually show up to events and support the show...</p><p>I participate in as many poker games as I can, which are graciously hosted&nbsp;by Justice and Crippler...</p><p>I don't refer to myself in the first person as if I were a demigod... *edit*... whatever, third person... I was drunk and the rest of this thread was quite eloquent in my opinion... so, fuck you person who replied who I don't know and don't give a shit about who pointed out my mistake...</p><p>If I dine at a fast food establishment, I don't bitch if there's ice in my beverage...</p><p>I don't worship pork...</p><p>I don't announce my departure from a messageboard, only then to make a grandiose entrance, once I feel the waters are calm enough for myself to be, once again, accepted as the enormous loser that I had set myself up to be...</p><p>I don't incorporate the word &quot;alkey&quot; into other words, such as, that was &quot;alkeyordinary&quot;, to further prove my obsession with the internet character I have created and, live through, by means of this message board.</p><p>I'm not in a band that nobody gives a fuck about...</p><p>I didn't get involved in a legal matter that would have potentially destroyed the message board over a relationship between two members who I personally know nothing about...</p><p>Why I shouldn't be banned...</p><p>I show up to bar related events.</p><p>I show up to poker events.</p><p>My girlfriend lent 5 bucks to my friend to cover the entrance fee to a bar&nbsp;and, when he threw the 5 bucks in the crevace of her vagina/lap and said, &quot;I thought it would stick there&quot;, he didn't knock said friend out...</p><p>I gave my friend a beer when the bar was incredibly crowded because I knew my friend would have a hard time getting a drink...</p><p>I'm&nbsp;a fucking prick on the internet, but anyone who has ever met me knows I'm honest, fair and loyal, and someone who real men respect.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll take a Spoon over a knife anyday.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-5-06 @ 6:06 PM</span>

[MilkmanDann]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't refer to myself in the first person as if I were a demigod...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-5-06 @ 3:17 AM</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Could've fooled me. Wow did you just bomb.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I Don't understand anything he wrote but i got this nice photo of him so i'll share</p><p><img width="500" height="667" border="0" src="http://suchsome.somesuch.org/RedCarpetAlky.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>that's a Suave fella&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Ahh, they all start to crawl out of the woodwork now, don't they?</p><p>&quot;Ok, Terrific.&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>What a surprise.&nbsp; Another coward who told me they thought I was OK to my face but secretly hates me.</p><p>You're a bunch of stand up guys, let me tell you.&nbsp; And I'm the internet loser?&nbsp; That's great.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Spoon has followed several posters (Moe is hardly the only one) from thread to thread, attacking them almost non-stop over pretty much any issue they bring up.&nbsp; It's one thing to just take parting shots at someone or bust a few balls, but this was way too consistent and way too over the line on numerous occasions.&nbsp; He's been warned quite a few times, so he had plenty of chances to tone it down.&nbsp; Personally, I like the guy, he seems pretty funny and I hope to eventaully meet him in real life.&nbsp; I hope when he comes back, he's able to stick around.&nbsp; There's no reason he can't.&nbsp; If someone he likes starts a thread and he can't exercise some self-control and not post in it, hey, he should just walk on by.&nbsp; We helpfully advertise the author of each thread.</p><p>Nobody has to like anybody else here, but damn, it's really annoying when people dwell on it.&nbsp; So Moe starts a lot of threads and posts a lot...who cares?&nbsp; Yeah, a ton of those threads would be much better as a&nbsp;blog...we've told that to several people recently.&nbsp; But at the end of the day, there's nothing at all wrong with the threads he starts.&nbsp; If you don't like him, don't post in his threads.&nbsp; It's not like he's preventing other threads from being made.&nbsp; The internet really isn't that hard to use.</p>