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IrishAlkey
04-04-2006, 11:25 PM
<p>Without a Spoon, how would one ever enjoy the wonder that is soup?</p><p>Without a Spoon, would cereal ever be the great breakfast that it is?</p><p>Without a Spoon, pudding would be nothing.</p><p>Without a Spoon, ice cream would be a bowl of sugary milk.</p><p>Without a Spoon, heroin addicts would live sober lives.</p><p>Without a Spoon, the Spoon man would have been surving fast food at McDonalds.</p><p>Without a Spoon, the spork would be one man's fantasy.</p><p>Without a Spoon, the greatest invention besides sliced bread would be... the Flowbee.</p><p>God bless the Spoon.</p>

HBox
04-04-2006, 11:49 PM
<p>He's not that great a poster. His Yankee hatred can be over-the-top annoying at times. And he seems to get in fights with people all the time.</p><p>Really, I'm much more deserving of this kind of thread. I'm really sensational.<br /></p>

margin
04-04-2006, 11:55 PM
<p>i'm on the fence</p><p>i could really go either way on this one</p>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 01:18 AM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">He's not that great a poster. His Yankee hatred can be over-the-top annoying at times. And he seems to get in fights with people all the time.</font></font><font color="#000080"><font size="2"> <p>Really, I'm much more deserving of this kind of thread. I'm really sensational.<br /></p></font></font><p>You're a big, bright, shining star.</p>

El Mudo
04-05-2006, 02:50 AM
I have a cute button nose

Crippler
04-05-2006, 02:51 AM
<p><img height="497" src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/137468878.jpg" width="373" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...I miss him already!</p>

TheMojoPin
04-05-2006, 05:09 AM
Spoons make silly bets that will make me money.

Tenbatsuzen
04-05-2006, 05:28 AM
<p>Oh... my god.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Alkey's back?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AWESOME.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-05-2006, 05:47 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Oh... my god.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Alkey's back?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AWESOME.</p><p>Yea, but it's a limited time offer, so ACT NOW!!!!!</p>

ShelleBink
04-05-2006, 05:54 AM
I like Spoon's dogs, they're cute and cuddily.<br />

A.J.
04-05-2006, 06:23 AM
<p>&quot;That spoon, that spoon, that spoon-ful.&quot;</p><p><img height="254" src="http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/cream/img/live2close.jpg" width="390" border="0" /></p>

SinA
04-05-2006, 06:26 AM
<p>also good for...</p><p><img height="180" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/775000/images/_779487_spoon_needle.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

ShelleBink
04-05-2006, 06:27 AM
<img width="410" height="240" border="0" src="http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/spoonboy.jpg" /><p>&quot;there is no spoon&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 06:37 AM
without spoon there would be no soup... and that's sad

ShelleBink
04-05-2006, 06:45 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />without spoon there would be no soup... and that's sad<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="275" height="319" border="0" src="http://www.beratungsletter.com/ressources/images/CampbellHand.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 06:51 AM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />without spoon there would be no soup... and that's sad <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="221" src="http://www.beratungsletter.com/ressources/images/CampbellHand.jpg" width="149" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>i meant some good homemade soup, or some nice diner soup... that stuff looks like ESD invented it</p><p>at<strong> hand / creamy </strong>chicken&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; i'll have to pass&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 06:51 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">A Spoon in the hands of a Spoon Fu Master&nbsp;can be a Powerful Weapon!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="328" src="http://incolor.inebraska.com/boblebo/gross/gthumb/bloody.jpg" width="417" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-5-06 @ 10:53 AM</span>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 06:57 AM
<p>without spoon there would be no &quot;hey diddle diddle&quot;... and that's sad</p><p><img src="http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/diddle.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>AND, you'd have to do yayo with a folded up business card</p>

Freakshow
04-05-2006, 06:59 AM
<p><img height="200" src="http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/09/spork.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Without the spoon.&nbsp; There would be no spork.</p>

Jennitalia
04-05-2006, 07:00 AM
my mom used to hit us with a wooden spoon if we were naughty.&nbsp; so i dont like the wooden ones.

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 07:01 AM
<p><strong><font size="1">I love Spoons!</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://sc.msn.com/3E/9VPG7%60B9!4_IK@,A%5DBP@1.gif" border="0" /></p>

Gvac
04-05-2006, 07:02 AM
<img border="0" src="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/silverspoonscolorbookcover.jpg" />

A.J.
04-05-2006, 07:16 AM
<p>Without spoon, there'd be no rhythm section.</p><p><img height="450" src="http://www.pym.org/youngfriends/images/2003_swatara/68-spoons.jpg" width="407" border="0" /></p>

Gmann
04-05-2006, 07:24 AM
<p>You forgot :</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>without spoons......you wouldn't have that great scene in Oz with Robson and that big Nazi guy.</p>

Jennitalia
04-05-2006, 07:24 AM
<p>without spoons, we'd have to eat ice cream like bobby brady did in that ice cream eating contest</p>

Gvac
04-05-2006, 07:27 AM
<img border="0" src="http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Brady_Bunch/28.jpg" />

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 07:30 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">So Frankenstein's Monster had at least 1 kid!</font></strong></p><p><img height="450" src="http://www.pym.org/youngfriends/images/2003_swatara/68-spoons.jpg" width="407" border="0" /></p><p><img height="537" src="http://www.postalmuseum.si.edu/artofthestamp/SubPage%20table%20images/artwork/arts/Boris%20Karloff%20as%20Frankenstein's%20Monster/BIGfrankenstein.jpg" width="429" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-5-06 @ 11:33 AM</span>

grlNIN
04-05-2006, 07:37 AM
<p><img border="0" src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4971/spoonatwarsaw0bd.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The hippest Spoon.&nbsp;</p>

curtoid
04-05-2006, 08:00 AM
<p>The medicine won't go down without a spoon full of sugar.</p><p><img height="144" src="http://www.allensinc.com/plates/knowles/images/popspoon.jpg" width="144" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by curtoid on 4-5-06 @ 12:00 PM</span>

Hottub
04-05-2006, 08:03 AM
Well, I love POON!!

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 08:08 AM
<p>well i love Spooks...</p><p><img src="http://cookie.cocolog-nifty.com/soupstock/images/casper-pictures-02_3.jpg" border="0" /></p>

curtoid
04-05-2006, 08:11 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>well i love Spooks...</p><p><img height="292" src="http://www.du.edu/~bfanslow/ani_headwrap.jpg" width="226" border="0" /></p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 08:41 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Why isn't there a poster named &quot;Fork?&quot;</font></strong></p><p align="left"><img height="93" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:f73GHAb85UxZEM:http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fork.jpg" width="124" border="0" /></p>

Plethora
04-05-2006, 08:45 AM
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZUL2.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0002DCW0Q.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZUK0.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001PH39U.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /></tr><tr><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZUK6.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001U9VTK.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZUI1.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001PLFAS.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /></tr><tr><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZUKU.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001P8272.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZULH.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001PKD9C.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /></tr><tr><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZUL1.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001P7872.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AZULH.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td><br /><td><img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001PIIE4.01-A2HQGEP3PNXTLG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></td></tr><tr /></table><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Plethora on 4-5-06 @ 12:56 PM</span>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 08:45 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">Why isn't there a poster named &quot;Fork?&quot;</font></strong></p><p align="left"><img height="93" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:f73GHAb85UxZEM:http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fork.jpg" width="124" border="0" /></p><p>i think we need to be more ethnic diversity on the board, we need a </p><p><img src="http://www.chopstix.be/images/logo.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 09:12 AM
This thread took a wrong turn.

Yerdaddy
04-05-2006, 09:13 AM
<p>Spoons are dirty.</p><p><img height="436" src="http://galleries.swallowingsluts.com/kimmy/images/image009.jpg" width="576" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
04-05-2006, 09:15 AM
<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />This thread took a wrong turn. <p>Really?&nbsp; That never happens.</p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 09:17 AM
<div><span class="name"><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="2"><font size="1"><strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:</font><strong> </strong></font></span>This thread took a wrong turn. </div><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">It came to a FORK in the road!</font></strong></p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.will-harris.com/food/assets/images/a-fork-in-the-road-by-theboutons-com.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">But all our hearts are in the right place!</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-5-06 @ 1:20 PM</span>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 09:18 AM
Not on my watch!

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 09:19 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>This thread took a wrong turn. <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">It came to a FORK in the road!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i actually think it's become</p><p><img src="http://www.colinsteadman.com/images/image.gif" border="0" /></p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 09:25 AM
<p>Not on my watch! </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Watchya mean,&nbsp;my Budday?</font></strong></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.creativewatch.co.uk/winnie-the-pooh-watch-large.jpg" width="257" border="0" /></p>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 09:45 AM
Poo is relevant.

Jennitalia
04-05-2006, 09:49 AM
fork you

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 09:51 AM
You wish.

Death Metal Moe
04-05-2006, 09:53 AM
<img height="555" src="http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc268.jpg" width="559" border="0" />

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 09:55 AM
<p>Yeah!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

GwEnYpOo
04-05-2006, 01:55 PM
a spoon cant hold a candle to a spork

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 02:36 PM
<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br />a spoon cant hold a candle to a spork <p>or a knirkoon</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=knife+fork/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9ibyGUJRjREfLEAn8.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNW N0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12p3grle2/EXP=1144362889/*-http%3A//www.skilletlicker.com/images/pic_1103_knife%20fork%20spoon.jpg" border="0" /></p>

suggums
04-05-2006, 02:41 PM
<p>alright thats enough funkman</p><p><img width="240" height="298" border="0" src="http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/ani_difranco.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 02:46 PM
<p><strong>Funkman</strong> wrote: or a knirkoon</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">That makes 2 in 1 thread, 1 mo'&nbsp;&amp; I'm calling the NAACP!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="350" src="http://www.buzzpics.com/appelfarm_04/difranco/difranco_4487.jpg" width="227" border="0" />White people are so scared of...</p>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 02:47 PM
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>alright thats enough funkman</p><p><img height="298" src="http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/ani_difranco.jpg" width="240" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>maybe you're right.... &nbsp;guess i could've went with forknifoon</p><p>maybe it's all them times i got my trick or treat bag ripped off when i was a kid...</p>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 03:15 PM
Or, you just hate black people.

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 03:22 PM
cause i learned it from you... and them jesuits

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 03:24 PM
<p>Jesuits love all the underprivileged.</p><p>For shame, Funk.</p>

Hottub
04-05-2006, 03:24 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cause i learned it from you... and them <font style="background-color: #ffff66">Jesuits</font> <p>Funk, I think you are looking for the Hasedic thread!</p>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 03:26 PM
He hates all non-whites equally.

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 03:31 PM
<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesuits love all the underprivileged.</p><p>For shame, Funk.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" />&nbsp; now i really do feel bad... this guy taught my granddad industrial/labor relations and remained a very close friend</p><p><img height="375" src="http://www.canisius.edu/images/userImages/reisdorr/Page_6489/dobson.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p class="description"><font size="2">In 1946 Father Dobson founded the Saint Peter's Institute of Industrial Relations in Jersey City and was Director until his appointment as President of Canisius College, July 31, 1952.</font></p>

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 03:32 PM
YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 03:38 PM
<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! <p>all i ask is Mercy...</p><p><img height="191" src="http://www.thediehls.net/praying.jpg" width="195" border="0" /></p>

Bulldogcakes
04-05-2006, 04:26 PM
<img width="375" height="443" border="0" src="http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/spoon.jpg" />

El Mudo
04-05-2006, 04:27 PM
h

Death Metal Moe
04-05-2006, 04:29 PM
<p>Yes h.</p><p>h indeed my friend.</p><p>h forever.</p>

Marc with a c
04-05-2006, 04:31 PM
<p>oh i see, h stands for the funniest cartoon with talking spoons ever.</p><p>solved.</p>

Tenbatsuzen
04-05-2006, 05:26 PM
<p>Can I just say, again, how wonderful it is having Alkey back?</p><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img37.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53858_JM331PatJeffMissy1.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://img37.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53858_JM331PatJeffMissy1.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 4-5-06 @ 9:26 PM</span>

MHasegawa
04-05-2006, 05:39 PM
I agree, alkey fuckin rocks. <br />

Snoogans
04-05-2006, 05:46 PM
Indeed, Manny. Indeed.<br />

Gvac
04-05-2006, 06:20 PM
Shit, I knew Alkey when he was single...and <em>skinny!</em><br />

Tenbatsuzen
04-05-2006, 06:38 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Shit, I knew Alkey when he was single...and <em>skinny!</em><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Easy, there, G.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 07:05 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Shit, I knew Alkey when he was single...and <em>skinny!</em><br /><p>i've only known him in his current obese state...</p>

torker
04-05-2006, 08:00 PM
<img height="475" src="http://skepdic.com/graphics/geller.jpg" width="320" border="0" />

IrishAlkey
04-05-2006, 11:05 PM
<p>I'M A BIG FAT FUCK!</p>

PapaBear
04-05-2006, 11:55 PM
<p>Feel the rhythm with your hands<br />Steal the rhythm while you can, Spoonman<br />Speak the rhythm on your own<br />Speak the rhythm all alone, Spoonman<br /><br />Spoonman, come together with your hands<br />Save me, I'm together with your plan<br />Save me<br /><br />All my friends are Indians<br />All my friends are brown and red, Spoonman<br />All my friends are skeletons<br />They beat the rhythm with their bones,<br />Spoonman<br /><br />Feel the rhythm with your hands<br />Steal the rhythm while you can, Spoonman<br /><br />Thank you, good night people </p><p><img height="534" src="http://www.scn.org/enzian/images/Rick%20playing%20spoons.jpg" width="267" border="0" /></p>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-06-2006, 12:08 AM
Most useless thread ever!

AngelAmy
04-06-2006, 05:10 AM
<sup><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">spoo?</font></sup>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AngelAmy on 4-6-06 @ 9:11 AM</span>

Death Metal Moe
04-06-2006, 05:53 AM
No Amy, that's being discused in the other thread about BJ Etiquette.

Reephdweller
04-06-2006, 04:08 PM
<p><img height="480" src="http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1999_The_Matrix/999MTX_Rowan_Witt_001.jpg" width="852" border="0" /></p><p><font size="5"><strong>It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.</strong></font> </p>

OGC
04-06-2006, 05:53 PM
<p><font style="background-color: #ffffff" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" color="#0033cc" size="3"><strong>Friggin Hippies</strong></font></p><p><img src="http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7686/lovinspoonful28mn.jpg" border="0" /></p>

Plethora
04-06-2006, 08:56 PM
<p><em>I can't believe it took 4 pages for...</em></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="168" height="265" border="0" src="http://vi.uh.edu/pages/cdgraphics/tickspoon.jpg" alt="SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" title="SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" /> <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />

Death Metal Moe
04-06-2006, 09:00 PM
<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>I can't believe it took 4 pages for...</em></p><p><img title="SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" height="265" alt="SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" src="http://vi.uh.edu/pages/cdgraphics/tickspoon.jpg" width="168" border="0" />&nbsp;<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That is one of the best cartoons EVER.&nbsp; Probably a great comic too.</p>

torker
04-06-2006, 09:06 PM
<p>Billy's coke spoon:</p><p><img height="434" src="http://www.thegrillstoreandmore.com/image/products/big-pics/ladel.jpg" width="434" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
04-06-2006, 09:09 PM
<p><img height="344" src="http://www.skc-coltd.co.jp/motion_pro/motionimage/08_0115.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>I need my tires thrown on my old rims.&nbsp; Mount and balance my man.</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-06-2006, 09:35 PM
<img height="275" src="http://timstvshowcase.com/silver2.jpg" width="395" border="0" />

katie78
04-07-2006, 08:36 AM
<p></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by katie78 on 4-7-06 @ 12:39 PM</span>

FUNKMAN
04-07-2006, 08:38 AM
<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=spooky+tooth/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9gnMid8lTZEgh8BklajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNW N0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=120ds3s7q/EXP=1144514300/*-http%3A//www.alexgitlin.com/npp/spooky73-1.jpg" border="0" />

katie78
04-07-2006, 08:45 AM
<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'M A BIG FAT FUCK!</p><p align="center">Really? That's just so sad.......</p>

silera
05-15-2006, 09:05 AM
<p>If anyone knows sad, it would be you.</p><p>You're a bloody cuntrag that doesn't know when to fucking quit.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
05-15-2006, 09:29 AM
Well to be fair, she did know when to quit.&nbsp; Over a month ago after her BJ thread got ripped to shreds.&nbsp; Haven't seen her since.

Tall_James
05-15-2006, 09:30 AM
<p>Over a month ago after her BJ thread got ripped to shreds</p><p>Perhaps she used too much teeth?</p>

Death Metal Moe
05-15-2006, 09:35 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Over a month ago after her BJ thread got ripped to shreds <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Perhaps she used too much teeth?</p><p>I don't know, did you see it on her 40 point plan on how to give a BJ?</p><p>What a bore.</p>

Tall_James
05-15-2006, 09:47 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Over a month ago after her BJ thread got ripped to shreds <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Perhaps she used too much teeth?</p><p>I don't know, did you see it on her 40 point plan on how to give a BJ?</p><p>What a bore.</p><p>Agreed.&nbsp; Something that is intended to have a slightly erotic overtone should not read like tax preparation instructions.</p><p>&quot;OK, before I list the ways that sex annoys me you need to fill these forms out in triplicate and take them to be notarized.&quot;</p>

Tall_James
05-15-2006, 09:50 AM
<p>Oh, and like Alkey, I love spoons.</p>

Death Metal Moe
05-15-2006, 09:52 AM
And if she's under 45 I'll be shocked.&nbsp; I can just imagine her sitting around with her other housewife gal pals, talking about how much they hate to give head but do is so their husbands don't go out and find tail, but they're so bad at it and such fucking wastes of life their husbands do it anyway.

Death Metal Moe
05-15-2006, 10:12 AM
<p>As for spoons, they are a little more useful than forks.&nbsp; You can still kinda cut with the edge of one like a fork and it will hold liquid, unlike a fork.&nbsp; </p><p>I'd say spoons 60%</p><p>forks 25%</p><p>knives 15%</p>

Don Stugots
05-15-2006, 12:48 PM
i love spoons. Soup spoons even more so. if i am at a resturant and i see a spoon that i like (more round, less oval) i simply wrap it in a tissue or napkin and place it in my chicks hand bag. NICE.

ChimneyFish
05-15-2006, 12:48 PM
<p><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2"><strong>Ya know, that's why I like mashed potatoes.</strong></font></em></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You really can eat them with either a fork or a spoon. It really doesn't matter. Hell, if you had&nbsp;the American classic meal of meatloaf, mashed potatoes and peas, you could eat the whole meal with either utensil. It might look funny with a spoon, but it's sure possible.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Rosemary mashed potatoes????</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/401345.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Now I'm stavin', Ronny. Now I'm stavin'.</font></em></strong></p>

sr71blackbird
05-15-2006, 01:48 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i love spoons. Soup spoons even more so. if i am at a resturant and i see a spoon that i like (more round, less oval) i simply wrap it in a tissue or napkin and place it in my chicks hand bag. NICE. <p>I thought I was the only one!</p>

sr71blackbird
05-15-2006, 01:49 PM
<p>Check out the spoons they have in Ben's Deli!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...oO(or <em>used to</em>...)</p>

Don Stugots
05-15-2006, 05:03 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i love spoons. Soup spoons even more so. if i am at a resturant and i see a spoon that i like (more round, less oval) i simply wrap it in a tissue or napkin and place it in my chicks hand bag. NICE. <p>I thought I was the only one!</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Hell i thought I was the only one. GLad to know i am in good company. My chick makes fun of me, but when we have ice cream at home, she only reaches for one of the HOT spoons and not our regular ones.

Bulldogcakes
05-15-2006, 05:14 PM
<p>I cant decide. I'm going with a <a href="http://www.spork.org/" target="_self" title="Spork">Spork</a></p><p><img width="200" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/09/spork.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
05-15-2006, 06:57 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br><p>I cant decide. I'm going with a <a href="http://www.spork.org/" target="_self" title="Spork">Spork</a></p><p><img width="200" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/09/spork.jpg" /> </p><p> </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

1, 2, 3, 4 lets have a spork war!!!!

spoon
05-15-2006, 07:49 PM
<p>&quot;she only reaches for one of the HOT spoons and not our regular ones. &quot;</p><p>A big thanks goes out to your girl for doing all that reachin!&nbsp; </p><p>Love, </p><p>The HOTTEST Spoon!</p>

spoon
05-15-2006, 07:50 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Most useless thread ever! <p>As opposed to those great threads you've created!&nbsp; Suck it and lay off me and my gay lover!&nbsp; Well, on second thought don't suck it.&nbsp; I've got Alkey for that.&nbsp; zzzzziiiipppp!</p>

Don Stugots
05-15-2006, 09:28 PM
Spoon, very funny, but you knew what i meant.

Alice, what makes this thread pointless? if is interesting to me to see that i am not the only person with a spoon "thing", plus as with any other thread it is funny.

what makes a thread pointless?

Yerdaddy
05-16-2006, 06:19 AM
<img src="http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1923/bloodsimple61sj.jpg" border="0" />

IamFogHat
05-16-2006, 11:10 AM
Spoons go next to the knife on the right side of the placemat.&nbsp; Just wanted to throw that out there.

JamMaster
05-16-2006, 12:34 PM
<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />my mom used to hit us with a wooden spoon if we were naughty.&nbsp; so i dont like the wooden ones. <p>That's HOT...</p>