Porno Passover

[torker]

<p><img height="450" src="http://www.mentalblog.com/hello/271/1249/1024/Rebbe.jpg" width="375" border="0" /></p><p></p><p>A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, </p><p>Instead of seeing images of sexy girls, anyone who logs onto the site encounters the stern look of the white-bearded Rabbi Menahem Mendel Schneerson</p><p>The group then describes the porn site as &quot;a violation which has caused many people's death, troubles and calamities.&quot; </p><p>&quot;What is this violation? It is a man who has spilt his sperm for nothing!&quot;</p><p></p><p><a href="http://cooltech.iafrica.com/technews/212120.htm" target="_blank">link</a></p>

[FUNKMAN]

that face could fuck up a wet dream... unless your jewish, then it's a vet dream

[torker]

<p><img height="188" src="http://emmanuelenid.org/sermons/Kiss/Moses.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong><em>&nbsp;&nbsp; Let my people cum!</em></strong></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><font color="#000099"><font size="1"><strong>Those&nbsp;Lubavitchers</strong>&nbsp;</font><strong><font size="+0"><font size="1">are a load of laffs, they believe Rabbi Schneerson is their messiah, buy 'em a tube of KY and they can be the Lube-avitchers!!!</font> </font></strong></font></p><p><img height="174" src="http://www.scentubuy.co.uk/acatalog/kyjelly.jpg" width="228" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">ironically, the tube is mostly blue &amp; white, the colors of Judaism...</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-14-06 @ 1:27 AM</span>

[SatCam]

Does this mean we'll only be able to jerk off on saturdays?

[PapaBear]

Question... Why is he wearing Gvac's hat?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

At this time of year, at subways and PATH train stations, I get asked if I'm Jewish. My answer is a resounding no. But they seem cool with it so I have no problem with them.

[Judge Smails]

<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2">Did you hear about the Jewish porno movie?&nbsp; It's 2 minutes of&nbsp;sex and&nbsp;90 minutes of&nbsp;guilt.</font></p><p><img src="http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/wiki/images/thumb/9/95/312px-Henny_youngman.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><p>Take my wife, please.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 4-14-06 @ 10:36 AM</span>

[SatCam]

I get asked if I'm Jewish. My answer is a resounding no.

One of these days you'll admit it...

[narc]

They obviously didn't think this through. What about all the people with Rabbi fetishes? They'll still be able to get off.

[A.J.]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="450" src="http://www.mentalblog.com/hello/271/1249/1024/Rebbe.jpg" width="375" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He looks like a cross between Santa and Johnny Cash.</p>

[mendyweiss]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="450" src="http://www.mentalblog.com/hello/271/1249/1024/Rebbe.jpg" width="375" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>Please give the Rabbi a break, A disciple trecked 1000 miles to ask the Rebe &quot;Why are we not allowed to eat pork? The Rabbi says&quot;WERE NOT? Oh shit!! <p>He looks like a cross between Santa and Johnny Cash.</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Rather than hacking into websites, these gentlemen should go to where prostitutes gather in Brooklyn to stop their orthodox/hasidic brethren from visiting such ladies.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

i&nbsp;once asked&nbsp;a jewish prostitute&nbsp;for an hour of sex. she said &quot;50 minutes what do you need 40 minutes for?&quot;

[pennington]

<p>I am so sick of people who feel it is necessary to stop other people from doing things that are legal. It's the same thing with smoking (and I don't smoke), drinking or shopping at Walmart.</p><p>If these asswipes don't like porn - THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT!</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>pennington</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If these asswipes don't like porn - THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">They real issue (and they won't admit it) is that they do like to look at the porn, but don't want to like it, they think it would be better to get rid of it, because they won't be able to stop looking at it on their own.</font></p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>Sorry my Lubavitcher friends,&nbsp; no disrespect meant to the Rebbe but I'm not giving up porn or spilling my seed until he pulls off the gimmick of coming back from the dead, like y'all promised.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

good thing i don't find my porn at israeli websites.&nbsp; i'm sure they're making a real difference in the 'war' on pornography<br />

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong /><p> </p><p><font size="2" color="#990000">They real issue (and they won't admit it) is that they do like to look at the porn, but don't want to like it, they think it would be better to get rid of it, because they won't be able to stop looking at it on their own.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>brilliant.&nbsp; sums up 99% of all forms of censorship in the world&nbsp;</p>