Random Questions

[StanUpshaw]

Who is this?

http://i.imgur.com/hnGGI.jpg

[PapaBear]

Who is this?

http://i.imgur.com/hnGGI.jpg
A teenage Hillary Swank?

[StanUpshaw]

Figured it out.

Topanga

[PapaBear]

Figured it out.

Topanga
That was my first thought, but I thought her face wasn't puffy enough.

[PapaBear]

Why are there virtually NO peanuts in Crunch N Munch? It's not like peanuts are expensive.

[spoon]

Why are there virtually NO peanuts in Crunch N Munch? It's not like peanuts are expensive.

bc nobody under the age of 50 would buy that awful shit pb!

insert pukey face here --> X

[PapaBear]

bc nobody under the age of 50 would buy that awful shit pb!

insert pukey face here --> X
NONSENSE! It's delicious. And I've never seen an old person eating it.

[spoon]

NONSENSE! It's delicious. And I've never seen an old person eating it.

probably bc your vision is fucking shot

[PapaBear]

probably bc your vision is fucking shot
Not since I got my new bifocals!

[spoon]

Not since I got my new bifocals!

u are a fancy man

[underdog]

Who is this?

http://i.imgur.com/hnGGI.jpg

Figured it out.

Topanga

I knew that immediately, for some reason.

[jennysmurf]

I knew that immediately, for some reason.

We all know why.

http://glennthursfundamentals.journalism.cuny.edu/files/2010/09/chris_hansen.jpg

[hanso]

Why are there virtually NO peanuts in Crunch N Munch? It's not like peanuts are expensive.

They fall to the bottom when made?
Maybe fiddle faddle has it figured out.

[PapaBear]

They fall to the bottom when made?
Maybe fiddle faddle has it figured out.
Twelve ounce box. No more than 5 half peanuts found at the bottom. :furious:

[KC2OSO]

Twelve ounce box. No more than 5 half peanuts found at the bottom. :furious:
Fiddle Faddle seems to have the edge. They glued the peanuts to the popcorn.

[StanUpshaw]

Why is all the TV in rerun tonight?

[WampusCrandle]

Why is all the TV in rerun tonight?

are you trying to say that 4 hours (holy shit) of The Office is boring as fuck?

You're right.

[jonyrotn]

Why is all the TV in rerun tonight?
Is it groundhog day?

[jonyrotn]

Correct.

Me with all my garfield stuff :

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3303649793_b308d66eca.jpg
Lady GaGarfield..
Rah, Rah.. Ah, ah, , ahhhhh..
Looks like you're caught in a Bad Romance..

[jennysmurf]

Lady GaGarfield..
Rah, Rah.. Ah, ah, , ahhhhh..
Looks like you're caught in a Bad Romance..

http://www.nataliedee.com/102605/i-said-what.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Who is this?

http://i.imgur.com/hnGGI.jpg

Topanga. Duh.

[IamFogHat]

Topanga. Duh.

Oh just read the other responses, should I be concerned too?

[jonyrotn]

http://www.nataliedee.com/102605/i-said-what.jpg
Just trying get some pop culture synergy going with garfield amd the gaga song..they can't all be gems jenny..

[disneyspy]

do you think when kim kardashian takes a shit she leaves skid marks on both buns?

[jennysmurf]

do you think when kim kardashian takes a shit she leaves skid marks on both buns?

You also earned a

http://www.nataliedee.com/102605/i-said-what.jpg

Freak.:nono:

[disneyspy]

is spam in the online buddays forum technically spam?

[midwestjeff]

is spam in the online buddays forum technically spam?

Yes, but I bet it's links get more clicks than the entire first ten pages in that thread.

[midwestjeff]

Is it ok to send spammers Pm's that say "I can smell your cunt"?

If not, I might need to be banned.

[disneyspy]

i like sending spammers spam in a PM,none of them ever say "hey, nice balls"

[jonyrotn]

Is there a palindrome for Saggin?

[disneyspy]

i aint sayin THAT backwards

[StanUpshaw]

Is there a palindrome for Saggin?

I don't think you understand what a palindrome is.

[jonyrotn]

I don't think you understand what a palindrome is.
Then help me out..

[disneyspy]

Then help me out..


Go deliver a dare, vile dog!

[jonyrotn]

Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Nah..he's my pal indrome..

[disneyspy]

Ya, Decaf. FACE DAY!

[jonyrotn]

Ya, Decaf. FACE DAY!
Let's call it diet, decaf, extra lite with no msg face day..

[jonyrotn]

Can you throw it like a quarterback on 3rd and a lot?

[Sigma]

Is this place still the cesspool of negativity?

[StanUpshaw]

10% Negativity, 90% Spam

[Sigma]

Poor .net

Used to have quite a few laughs back in the day.

[hanso]

Is this place still the cesspool of negativity?

Would be if not for it being so dead.

[disneyspy]

if i wanted to make tea(to make iced tea)in a 12 cup coffee pot how many equal bags of green tea and orange pekoe should i use to make a strong but not too strong pitcher of tea?

and should i use a paper filter?

[jonyrotn]

if i wanted to make tea(to make iced tea)in a 12 cup coffee pot how many equal bags of green tea and orange pekoe should i use to make a strong but not too strong pitcher of tea?

and should i use a paper filter?
Isn't that a question for the naked guy chained to radiator?

[disneyspy]

Isn't that a question for the naked guy chained to radiator?

yes,so how many bags should i use?

[midwestjeff]

No filter.

8-10 bags.

Not sure on how many of each flavor because I have testicles
which prevents me from drinking flavored tea of any sort.

I think you would be better off boiling it on the stove too. Don't be lazy.

[disneyspy]

i'll help you out,green tea isnt flavored,its pure green and healthy

orange pekoe is the kind of tea you get when you buy regular lipton

and i went with 7 of each,cooling in the fridge

[DiabloSammich]

Jeff giving disneyspy advice on teabagging.


Some things never change.

[disneyspy]

diablo,marc w/ a c,jonyrtn and MWJeff,is this cool funny fucks day at .net?

[jonyrotn]

diablo,marc w/ a c,jonyrtn and MWJeff,is this cool funny fucks day at .net?
Yes..
You're more then welcome to come back tomorrow..

[disneyspy]

You Fuck!

[jonyrotn]

You Fuck!
Thanks for getting me sucked into youtube's Jay & Silent Bob wing for 18 mins..Now I end up loosing 1:18 today..

[disneyspy]

Thanks for getting me sucked into youtube's Jay & Silent Bob wing for 18 mins..Now I end up loosing 1:18 today..

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232319696_4hwihe.gif

[jonyrotn]

If I become half muslim will I only 35 virgins?

[PapaBear]

Cheese tastes great on eggs. It tastes great on bread. Why would cheese be gross on french toast?

[StanUpshaw]

Cheese and wetness is gross. I think if you cooked out most of the the moisture, cheese on French toast would be dandy.

[PapaBear]

What about salt? Great on eggs... probably horrible on french toast.

[StanUpshaw]

Again...I beg to differ. I think a bit of salt would only serve to enhance a lot of the flavors. You have to remember: if you're putting butter on your french toast, you're probably putting salt on too!

[spoon]

Cheese tastes great on eggs. It tastes great on bread. Why would cheese be gross on french toast?

sweetness/sugar and cinnamon

[PapaBear]

sweetness/sugar and cinnamon
I get that argument. French toast is great with powdered sugar or syrup. But I tend to only put butter on it when I make it at home. I still can't imagine putting cheese on it.

[jonyrotn]

sweetness/sugar and cinnamon Sounds like the day shift at a tittie bar..

[RoseBlood]

Sounds like the day shift at a tittie bar..

Your favorite shift!

[jonyrotn]

Your favorite shift!
Hahaha...
No...I sorter prefer the night shift, more college girls and less baby mamas..

[KC2OSO]

Sounds like the day shift at a tittie bar..
:thumbup: nice!

[KC2OSO]

When I sign on to Yahoo! mail, I get a pop-up from Marty Skalski wanting to chat.

Marty never writes back but it sorta goes like this:

Marty Skalski would like to add you to his or her Online Contacts list.

Accept | Decline

Marty Skalski is typing...
Marty Skalski: Hi! Please add me to your Yahoo! Messenger contact list so we can chat. Thanks!

Me: Marty -I'm going to sit on your face and cut some farts.

Should I accept Marty's invitation to rip through my address book?

[PapaBear]

Cumshot Pills Do They Work

[jennysmurf]

Cumshot Pills Do They Work

How would I know?:unsure:

[PapaBear]

How would I know?:unsure:
Try clicking on a spam link for once. That's what they're for!

[PapaBear]

spam?

Please post in the form of a question.

[disneyspy]

Please post in the form of a question.

why does your quote arrow go to me when i click it?

[PapaBear]

why does your quote arrow go to me when i click it?
Probably because the "person" I quoted is gone.

[underdog]

When you're at the urinal, do you look down or straight forward?

[PapaBear]

When you're at the urinal, do you look down or straight forward?
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/30003_o.gif

[StanUpshaw]

Can someone recommend a pillow (http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_seeall_1?rh=k%3Apillow%2Ci%3Agarden&keywords=pillow&ie=UTF8&qid=1300676810#/ref=sr_nr_p_76_0?rh=k%3Apillow%2Cn%3A1055398%2Cp_7 6%3A1249155011&bbn=1055398&keywords=pillow&ie=UTF8&qid=1300676813&rnid=1249153011)?

I don't want a motel pillow, but I don't want some gimmicky bullshit pillow either.

Broads...any help?

[jonyrotn]

Can someone recommend a pillow (http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_seeall_1?rh=k%3Apillow%2Ci%3Agarden&keywords=pillow&ie=UTF8&qid=1300676810#/ref=sr_nr_p_76_0?rh=k%3Apillow%2Cn%3A1055398%2Cp_7 6%3A1249155011&bbn=1055398&keywords=pillow&ie=UTF8&qid=1300676813&rnid=1249153011)?

I don't want a motel pillow, but I don't want some gimmicky bullshit pillow either.

Broads...any help?
What about the ones Steve Martin used in planes, trains and automobiles..



Oh wait..
Those arn't pillows..

[jonyrotn]

Cumshot Pills Do They Work
My guess is that liqui-gels would be your best bet in this scenario..

[jennysmurf]

So, I've been gone a week. Did I miss anything good?

[boobieman]

So, I've been gone a week. Did I miss anything good?

Yes Monday, Tuesday, wednesday thursday and Friday...whew

SSEYAYAYAA

[jennysmurf]

Yes Monday, Tuesday, wednesday thursday and Friday...whew

SSEYAYAYAA

Boooooooooo.......:thumbdown:

[IamFogHat]

Yesterday I heard a song on XM I hadn't heard before and I tried to google it but to no avail. I think the chorus goes "tired on the inside, tired on the inside."
Anyone know what the fuck this song was?

[jennysmurf]

Yesterday I heard a song on XM I hadn't heard before and I tried to google it but to no avail. I think the chorus goes "tired on the inside, tired on the inside."
Anyone know what the fuck this song was?

What kind of song was it? I looked up the lyrics to the Rollins Band's "Tired," but it's not quite right.

[Dell]

So, I've been gone a week. Did I miss anything good?

Ron and Jay Mohr were on with Opie and Jimmy Monday (Louis CK was there for the last 30 minutes)...

some of the best radio I have heard in a long time...

[IamFogHat]

What kind of song was it? I looked up the lyrics to the Rollins Band's "Tired," but it's not quite right.

I think it's new, it was on one of the rock stations. The guy had a real gruff voice.

[OGC]

Yesterday I heard a song on XM I hadn't heard before and I tried to google it but to no avail. I think the chorus goes "tired on the inside, tired on the inside."
Anyone know what the fuck this song was?

What kind of song was it? I looked up the lyrics to the Rollins Band's "Tired," but it's not quite right.

Isn't there a page on the XM website that shows the recent history of their playlists ?

[IamFogHat]

Isn't there a page on the XM website that shows the recent history of their playlists ?

Link?

[OGC]

Link?

http://www.dogstarradio.com/search_xm_playlist.php

but you have to know either what channel it was, or who the artist was

[PapaBear]

What chain store has the best selection of shipping boxes? I've gone to Staples several times lately, and they don't have any that are long and narrow. I need two boxes that will hold something that's at least 30x10x10 or larger, but I don't want the 10x10 to end up being something crazy like 40x40. I know... Odd size.

[PapaBear]

I probably should have put this in the boxing thread. It's the only thing getting any action tonight. :unsure:

[Pitdoc]

What chain store has the best selection of shipping boxes? I've gone to Staples several times lately, and they don't have any that are long and narrow. I need two boxes that will hold something that's at least 30x10x10 or larger, but I don't want the 10x10 to end up being something crazy like 40x40. I know... Odd size.

If you go to BJs or Costco , they have moving kits , that are like 5 large, 8 medium & 8 small for about 30 bucks. And I also see they have collections of legal boxes, for holding legal papers too(that seems like the size you're looking for) . It varies from different box store to store . They have a Costco in Winchester .

[PapaBear]

If you go to BJs or Costco , they have moving kits , that are like 5 large, 8 medium & 8 small for about 30 bucks. And I also see they have collections of legal boxes, for holding legal papers too(that seems like the size you're looking for) . It varies from different box store to store . They have a Costco in Winchester .
Thanks. I'll check out Costco. I tried the UPS store website, which does sell boxes, but they don't say what sizes they have.

[sailor]

Thanks. I'll check out Costco. I tried the UPS store website, which does sell boxes, but they don't say what sizes they have.

i was gonna say go to a ups store. they've got a bunch of odd/specialty-type boxes.

[PapaBear]

Does it make me a dork that I set aside my Coach wallet for an Aluma Wallet?

[jennysmurf]

Does it make me a dork that I set aside my Coach wallet for an Aluma Wallet?

Nah, it's the other stuff that makes you a dork.

[A.J.]

Does it make me a dork that I set aside my Coach wallet for an Aluma Wallet?

It makes you Fez.

[Doom Penis]

Why can't I make my cat happy?

[disneyspy]

Why can't I make my cat happy?

maybe she's tired of you saying "cookie" over and over again

[OGC]

I think someone's spell check isn't working so well.

[cougarjake13]

Why can't I make my cat happy?

pussies are fickle

[spoon]

Looks like Kevin's family finally found the board.

[cougarjake13]

where has my penis gone i just had it here a moment ago

[PapaBear]

where has my penis gone i just had it here a moment ago
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[StanUpshaw]

Is there anything more annoying than sleep?

Pain
In
The
Fucking
Ass

[PapaBear]

Is there anything more annoying than sleep?

Pain
In
The
Fucking
Ass
Since when are you in prison?

[StanUpshaw]

No joke is too hack for the papa bear

[PapaBear]

I'm just trying to understand what's wrong with sleep. Unless you're driving or something.

[StanUpshaw]

It's such a waste of time.

Sleep is a disease that takes 25 years off your life.

[PapaBear]

It's such a waste of time.

Sleep is a disease that takes 25 years off your life.
That's absurd. You should probably get more sleep.

[keithy_19]

It's such a waste of time.

Sleep is a disease that takes 25 years off your life.

Tell me about it. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

[StanUpshaw]

It's not absurd. If you could cure sleep, you would effectively extend your life by 50%.

[PapaBear]

If you're trying to say a "cure for sleep" would mean that the cure would provide you with the benefits that your body gets from sleep, then it would make sense. Otherwise, it's just a concept that has been ridiculously bantered about by coke heads and Seinfeld characters for way too long.

[StanUpshaw]

I'm afraid my condition is relapsing.

[disneyspy]

what the hell is micheal irvin doing on the cover of OUT magazine?

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/7a/7aeb9bc81aaab8c0ce60c49c40e5dafe/michael_irvin_is_on_the_cover_of_out_magazine.jpg


did he make a joke about the gays?

[StanUpshaw]

He loved a gay brother

[razorboy]

Isn't it the official magazine of the Dallas Cowboys?

[cougarjake13]

It's not absurd. If you could cure sleep, you would effectively extend your life by 50%.

i would contend that its 33 percent


24 hours a day and most people sleep a third of it 8 hours

[jennysmurf]

Isn't it the official magazine of the Dallas Cowboys?

tee hee.:happy:

[StanUpshaw]

i would contend that its 33 percent


24 hours a day and most people sleep a third of it 8 hours

Where I come from, adding 8 hours to 16 hours is an increase of 50 percent.

[cougarjake13]

Where I come from, adding 8 hours to 16 hours is an increase of 50 percent.

true if you were doing it your way

yes 8 is half of 16


but if you look at it in the totality of the day as i was

most people are typically awake for 16 hours and sleep the other 8

so 2/3rds awake 1/3 asleep


so your not gaining 50 percent of ur life lost during sleep... unless you sleep 12 hours a day

your gaining the 8 hrs which is only 1/3 of the day ... and therefore your only gaining 33%

[StanUpshaw]

true if you were doing it your way

yes 8 is half of 16


but if you look at it in the totality of the day as i was

most people are typically awake for 16 hours and sleep the other 8

so 2/3rds awake 1/3 asleep


so your not gaining 50 percent of ur life lost during sleep... unless you sleep 12 hours a day

your gaining the 8 hrs which is only 1/3 of the day ... and therefore your only gaining 33%

DO i HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER POLL!?!?!!?!?!

[cougarjake13]

DO i HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER POLL!?!?!!?!?!

yes

[cougarjake13]

i dont see how you cant see what im saying


if your awake 16 hours a day and sleep 8 for the entirety of your life would you not agree that 2/3rds of that time your were awake and 1/3 asleep ??

so if you were able to somehow gain the recuperative effects of sleep without sleep you would gain that 1/3 or 33 % that you currently spend sleeping

[StanUpshaw]

Where I come from, adding 8 hours to 16 hours is an increase of 50 percent.

[PapaBear]

It really is quite simple. It would be a 50% increase. The total of the increase would account for 33% of the total day.

[jennysmurf]

Math makes my head hurt.

[PapaBear]

Math makes my head hurt.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/shesawoman.jpg

[Crispy123]

It really is quite simple. It would be a 50% increase. The total of the increase would account for 33% of the total day.

totally.

[disneyspy]

Anybody Here On Google+ ?

[spoon]

That question is soooo random!

[disneyspy]

That question is soooo random!

its not the commonly asked questions thread and your post about the plus in the age of leaving home sparked my curiousity

[cougarjake13]

Anybody Here On Google+ ?

no i barely use facebook

[sailor]

Anybody Here On Google+ ?

yep

[disneyspy]

yep

we're going to need a + icon since facebook is about to be deserted once it opens to everybody

[disneyspy]

did i just see CHARLIES ANGELS is coming on this fall on ABC or was that a joke?

[Chigworthy]

did i just see CHARLIES ANGELS is coming on this fall on ABC or was that a joke?

It was CHARLIE"S ANALS. You're watching gay porn again.

[Crispy123]

It was CHARLIE"S ANALS. You're watching gay porn again.

Thats a damn fine movie.

[boobieman]

Why do I argue politics with my brothers only to piss myself and them off when actually..I could give two shits..well maybe 2?

SSEYYAAA

[disneyspy]

Why do I argue politics with my brothers only to piss myself and them off when actually..I could give two shits..well maybe 2?

SSEYYAAA

are you pissing on yourself or shitting yourself,i got confused

[spoon]

he wants to know bc he's a specialist in what diapers work best for either situation.

[boobieman]

are you pissing on yourself or shitting yourself,i got confused

Piss first then shit...ain't that the usual way

SSEYYAAAA

[cougarjake13]

did i just see CHARLIES ANGELS is coming on this fall on ABC or was that a joke?



not a joke


sadly its true

[PapaBear]

There have been many cases of one actor being in two shows on two different networks, but I can't recall there ever being one that has two shows on the same night, in the same time slot. ie: Callie Thorne in Rescue Me and Necessary Roughness (new show on USA).

Has this happened before?

[cougarjake13]

There have been many cases of one actor being in two shows on two different networks, but I can't recall there ever being one that has two shows on the same night, in the same time slot. ie: Callie Thorne in Rescue Me and Necessary Roughness (new show on USA).

Has this happened before?

not sure if theyre on at same time but the lady who plays a lawyer on bones is now also on in plain sight


http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ5MzM4NzI1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjUwMDc0MQ@@._ V1._SY314_CR102,0,214,314_.jpg

[cougarjake13]

soilbodia is the greatest poster we never knew

[keithy_19]

spam

Thank you! (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

[jennysmurf]

Thank you! (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

If you quote spam with spam, do they cancel each other out?

[spoon]

If you quote spam with spam, do they cancel each other out?

Does the gay on gay action here cancel out?

I think you have your answer ms. smurf.

[StanUpshaw]

Are earbuds out?

Twice in the last week I've seen examples of the fashion-conscious ditch earbuds in favor of enormous, colorful full-size headphones. I hope they sound good, because they sure do look retarded.

[keithy_19]

Are earbuds out?

Twice in the last week I've seen examples of the fashion-conscious ditch earbuds in favor of enormous, colorful full-size headphones. I hope they sound good, because they sure do look retarded.

It's a hipster thing, right?

[StanUpshaw]

I think the first one counts, but I'd hesitate to call black fightman a hipster.

http://i.imgur.com/kqbCF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZTxOi.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

How do you search for period porn without getting period porn?

[Jayw]

I am going to hate you in 5 seconds

[Jayw]

holy fucking shit, i have never actually seen period blood rushing out like that, thanks stan. go die

::cleans up kleenex:::

[cougarjake13]

How do you search for period porn without getting period porn?



why would you want to ?

[StanUpshaw]

I dig civil war titty.

http://i.imgur.com/XPXJs.jpg

[razorboy]

I dig civil war titty.

I heard disneyspy has quite the collection. All first edition.

[StanUpshaw]

Does such a thing as a "key weight" exist?

A heavy object designed to sit on a keyboard key and hold it down?

[StanUpshaw]

Is smoked salmon supposed to taste like salty fish bacon?

[cougarjake13]

Is smoked salmon supposed to taste like salty fish bacon?

yes


that was actually the name then they shortened it

[cougarjake13]

I dig civil war titty.

http://i.imgur.com/XPXJs.jpg



cant even see any

[StanUpshaw]

Hence my desire to search for some.

[StanUpshaw]

Can someone teach me how to dougie?

[PapaBear]

Have three of the top shoe manufacturers all hired the same ad agency recently? Adidas, Reebok, and Converse all have nearly identical ads right now. Dozens of young people dancing, skating, partying, etc... About the only difference is that Converse seems to be aiming more towards a less "urban" demographic.

[Adolf]

not tooooo long ago the show opened with a quote from a movie i assume about the relationship between butterflies and flowers, and it led to soulmates..... it was cool. what's that from...........?

[Adolf]

ADAPTATION

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0006961/quotes


fuck me in the ass

[OGC]

Have three of the top shoe manufacturers all hired the same ad agency recently? Adidas, Reebok, and Converse all have nearly identical ads right now. Dozens of young people dancing, skating, partying, etc... About the only difference is that Converse seems to be aiming more towards a less "urban" demographic.

this seems to apply to almost ALL commercials lately.

[cougarjake13]

this seems to apply to almost ALL commercials lately.

like those identical car commercials a while back


no one has any original thoughts anymore

[Rhah]

ADAPTATION

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0006961/quotes


fuck me in the ass

Its ok to suck at movie knowledge and quotes... someone has to be the ham and eggers of the country.

[sailor]

not tooooo long ago the show opened with a quote from a movie i assume about the relationship between butterflies and flowers, and it led to soulmates..... it was cool. what's that from...........?

adaptation.

[jennysmurf]

How does cougarjake get the last word in every thread, but only late at night?


















:wink:

[keithy_19]

How does cougarjake get the last word in every thread, but only late at night?


He waits it out. People sleep, but a cougar keeps watch.

[jennysmurf]

He waits it out. People sleep, but a cougar keeps watch.

Now I'm scared.:unsure:

[keithy_19]

Now I'm scared.:unsure:

Rightfully so. Rumor has it that he's a pervert.

[cougarjake13]

He waits it out. People sleep, but a cougar keeps watch.

sitting atop my perch


lurking

[keithy_19]

sitting atop my perch


lurking

I like having heroes.

[CountryBob]

I am so spoiled. Sitting here at work listening to OandA streaming on my computer while watching live feed of the BMW golf tourney. Also doing a reconciliation of a spreadsheet.

And monitoring the latest Tweets.

How things have changed since I graduated high school in 1988.

[hanso]

Those with flat asses also get undies that ride up?

[StanUpshaw]

So what's all this Chuck Testa nonsense?

[StanUpshaw]

http://i.imgur.com/KfwPK.jpg

This is what pennies look like now? Did people know this?

[PapaBear]

This is what pennies look like now? Did people know this?
Every coin is changing constantly. This is the inspiration behind my master plan to flood the economy with counterfeit coins. I shall take over the world... THIRTY SEVEN CENTS AT A TIME!!! :devil2:

[spoon]

you're coiny

[PapaBear]

you're coiny
Should I stop making cents?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c4e1E4yeMnA/SmKj24J6hoI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/z3HYOMhFrIg/s320/small_david+byrne.jpg

[disneyspy]

Should I stop making cents?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c4e1E4yeMnA/SmKj24J6hoI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/z3HYOMhFrIg/s320/small_david+byrne.jpg

yes cuz your jokes are stinkin up this thread

[cougarjake13]

i did notice and thought i had a fake

and then said who the fuck wuld go to the trouble of making fake pennies

[disneyspy]

i thought the new penny was a joke that stan was making until i read jakes post so i looked at my change,son of a bitch,kinda looks like something you would see on FRINGE

[Chigworthy]

i thought the new penny was a joke that stan was making until i read jakes post so i looked at my change,son of a bitch,kinda looks like something you would see on FRINGE

More like COINGE

[Chigworthy]

So did anyone see the chainsaw decapitation (Mexican cartel killing)? Easily the most disturbing thing I have ever watched. I was actually hyperventilating after watching it. Why do I do this to myself?

[cougarjake13]

So did anyone see the chainsaw decapitation (Mexican cartel killing)? Easily the most disturbing thing I have ever watched. I was actually hyperventilating after watching it. Why do I do this to myself?

no

that bad huh

[Chigworthy]

no

that bad huh

Well the russian hobo murders are actually worse but this is bad.

[cougarjake13]

Well the russian hobo murders are actually worse but this is bad.

where would i find it ?

[StanUpshaw]

where would i find it ?

For whenever you're feeling just too darn happy: http://theync.com/index.php

[cougarjake13]

For whenever you're feeling just too darn happy: http://theync.com/index.php

jesus christ that took forever

[PapaBear]

When the fuck is the legislation that mandates level commercial volume on TV going to take effect? :furious:

[Chigworthy]

When the fuck is the legislation that mandates level commercial volume on TV going to take effect? :furious:

Isn't that what Occupy Wall Street is trying to accomplish? Get out there and stand up for the greater good.

[PapaBear]

Isn't that what Occupy Wall Street is trying to accomplish? Get out there and stand up for the greater good.
Too much shouting for my tastes.

[jennysmurf]

Too much shouting for my tastes.

Tell them to get off your lawn, and stop riding their skateboards on the sidewalk.

[PapaBear]

Tell them to get off your lawn, and stop riding their skateboards on the sidewalk.
I don't have a sidewalk.

[jennysmurf]

What's with all these videos of guys intentionally smashing their balls? I realize most of the ones I've seen are on Tosh.0, but apparently it's a pretty big deal round the interwebs. What the heck, guys?

[PapaBear]

What's with all these videos of guys intentionally smashing their balls? I realize most of the ones I've seen are on Tosh.0, but apparently it's a pretty big deal round the interwebs. What the heck, guys?
I blame America's Funniest Home Videos. It all starts somewhere.

[StanUpshaw]

I think Jackass has more to do with the trend of intentional nutshots.

[PapaBear]

AFHV made people realize you could get money and recognition from nut shots on video. Eventually, people started staging fake nut shots. Jackass probably spawned from the idea of, "instead of trying to make a convincing fake video, let's just do it on purpose."

[keithy_19]

AFHV made people realize you could get money and recognition from nut shots on video. Eventually, people started staging fake nut shots. Jackass probably spawned from the idea of, "instead of trying to make a convincing fake video, let's just do it on purpose."

Whenever I punch myself in the dick it's on purpose.

[disneyspy]

its not a sin to get a hard on

[jennysmurf]

its not a sin to get a hard on

Depends on where you are when said hard on occurs...


AFHV made people realize you could get money and recognition from nut shots on video. Eventually, people started staging fake nut shots. Jackass probably spawned from the idea of, "instead of trying to make a convincing fake video, let's just do it on purpose."

I guess I'll take that as a reason. But now, it's just for a few seconds of fame, there's no money in it. Men are weird.

[keithy_19]

Depends on where you are when said hard on occurs...


Dspy's butt?

:bye:

[jennysmurf]

Dspy's butt?

:bye:

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.....

[jennysmurf]

Disneyspy?

http://specials.msn.com/A-List/News/Elderly-man-arrested-for-prostitution.aspx?cp-documentid=31243310

[disneyspy]

are you askin me to? cuz i will

[StanUpshaw]

When you nod to someone as a greeting, is there a difference between inclining and declining your head?

[keithy_19]

When you nod to someone as a greeting, is there a difference between inclining and declining your head?

If you incline you're probably a jerk.

[cougarjake13]

When you nod to someone as a greeting, is there a difference between inclining and declining your head?

wow

ive never noticed what way i do this

ill have to check out next time



dont think it would matter thou

[StanUpshaw]

I'm pretty sure the way I do it is with an inclined head (with an eyebrow raise) to someone I know, and a declined head (with a half-smile) to a stranger.

[Dude!]

I'm pretty sure the way I do it is with an inclined head (with an eyebrow raise) to someone I know, and a declined head (with a half-smile) to a stranger.

yeah, inclined is more like
"hey how you doin"
and declined is more reserved like
"yes, i acknowledge your existence"

[PapaBear]

yeah, inclined is more like
"hey how you doin"
and declined is more reserved like
"yes, i acknowledge your existence"
Inclined is also a "thanks". Like when someone stops to let you make a left turn into a parking lot.

[Dude!]

Inclined is also a "thanks". Like when someone stops to let you make a left turn into a parking lot.

a wave is the appropriate
thank you for that...
not an inclined nod

[PapaBear]

a wave is the appropriate
thank you for that...
not an inclined nod
Not when you're masturbating while driving.

[StanUpshaw]

Inclined is also a "thanks". Like when someone stops to let you make a left turn into a parking lot.

You have it all wrong.

"Thanks" is most definitely a declined head, with raised eyebrows and a two-finger wave.

[keithy_19]

You have it all wrong.

"Thanks" is most definitely a declined head, with raised eyebrows and a two-finger wave.

I agree with this. It shows you're humble.

[PapaBear]

Is spoon drunk, or just watching Adult Swim with hanso?

[spoon]

Is spoon drunk, or just watching Adult Swim with hanso?

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[disneyspy]

is it safe to cook a turkey breast in a crock pot container in the oven?


edit-i probably shoulda asked this question an hour ago

[Crispy123]

Why would anyone put a crock pot in the oven?

[disneyspy]

Why would anyone put a crock pot in the oven?

because the frying pan handle was stinking up my apartment

[spoon]

Hahaahahahaahahahaaaaa

[cougarjake13]

why would the handle stink ??


have you been putting it somewhere stinky ?? like up yer ass ?

[disneyspy]

why would the handle stink ??


have you been putting it somewhere stinky ?? like up yer ass ?

na its a plastic handle and it was starting to burn

i had a last minute change of plans,i was going to go up north like i do every year but my sisters house caught on fire and as i was on the road she texted me that i didnt have to come up just to eat at a restaurant so i called a chick i know that said she didnt have any plans for thanksgiving and asked her to come over for turkey dinner,i bought everything this morning but forgot to get a turkey pan any way it should be done in about 20 minutes and she'll be over soon so i'll tell you all how it turned out later

[cougarjake13]

na its a plastic handle and it was starting to burn

i had a last minute change of plans,i was going to go up north like i do every year but my sisters house caught on fire and as i was on the road she texted me that i didnt have to come up just to eat at a restaurant so i called a chick i know that said she didnt have any plans for thanksgiving and asked her to come over for turkey dinner,i bought everything this morning but forgot to get a turkey pan any way it should be done in about 20 minutes and she'll be over soon so i'll tell you all how it turned out later



well fuck wouldnt the plastic handle burn in the oven as well ?

[disneyspy]

well fuck wouldnt the plastic handle burn in the oven as well ?

yes it was,i didnt think about it till i smelled it,then i had to make a quick desision

[spoon]

na its a plastic handle and it was starting to burn

i had a last minute change of plans,i was going to go up north like i do every year but my sisters house caught on fire and as i was on the road she texted me that i didnt have to come up just to eat at a restaurant so i called a chick i know that said she didnt have any plans for thanksgiving and asked her to come over for turkey dinner,i bought everything this morning but forgot to get a turkey pan any way it should be done in about 20 minutes and she'll be over soon so i'll tell you all how it turned out later

Let me guess, sisnyspy was cooking plastic in her stove as well ?!

[spoon]

yes it was,i didnt think about it till i smelled it,then i had to make a quick desision

Can u take off the handle and turn said pan into a roaster ?

[disneyspy]

Let me guess, sisnyspy was cooking plastic in her stove as well ?!

well i can see i'm going to have to close my laptop,shes on her way

turkeys done,looks and smells good,temp is 175

[disneyspy]

Can u take off the handle and turn said pan into a roaster ?

i couldve if i had thought about it but one of my oven mitts is now stuck to said handle

[spoon]

Hahahaahahahaaaaa

[razorboy]

well i can see i'm going to have to close my laptop,shes on her way

turkeys done,looks and smells good,temp is 175

Good luck. Maybe after dinner you can give her the ol' stinky pan handle.

[cougarjake13]

yes it was,i didnt think about it till i smelled it,then i had to make a quick desision

wouldnt common sense have told you that pretty much anything thats plastic cooks and burns

[cougarjake13]

Good luck. Maybe after dinner you can give her the ol' stinky pan handle.

rumor is that she'll be strapping it on and giving him the stinky pan handle

[Chigworthy]

wouldnt common sense have told you that pretty much anything thats plastic cooks and burns

Spy remembers his childhood when pan handles were made out of bakelite.

[Chigworthy]

rumor is that she'll be strapping it on and giving him the stinky pan handle

Her oven mitt's gonna be stuck to his pan handle, or somethin'.

[weekapaugjz]

anyone know a good insurance lawyer who practices in ny?

[spoon]

no sorry, but what the hell is going on?

[Snoogans]

how bout the law offices of Neimark and Neimark, because sometimes, accidents happen

[weekapaugjz]

no sorry, but what the hell is going on?

liquidation of Executive Life of New York (http://www.lifehealthpro.com/2011/09/07/new-york-files-executive-life-ny-liquidation-plan)

[spoon]

liquidation of Executive Life of New York (http://www.lifehealthpro.com/2011/09/07/new-york-files-executive-life-ny-liquidation-plan)

I would think you should line up with the most powerful group/class action suit being filed as there has to be some already in action. You'll be contacted soon if you haven't already.

[spoon]

On another note, really happy w that Visa purchase! Woooo $101 today, time to short it soon for a little...after holiday bubble of course.

[weekapaugjz]

I would think you should line up with the most powerful group/class action suit being filed as there has to be some already in action. You'll be contacted soon if you haven't already.

there is no class action lawsuit. i've been researching just about everything relating to this and haven't come across anything. there is no way of knowing who else is affected because all contracts affected are confidential. i've been scrambling to find a competent lawyer in this field as my lawyer told me this morning to seek out other counsel because of his limited knowledge.

[keithy_19]

there is no class action lawsuit. i've been researching just about everything relating to this and haven't come across anything. there is no way of knowing who else is affected because all contracts affected are confidential. i've been scrambling to find a competent lawyer in this field as my lawyer told me this morning to seek out other counsel because of his limited knowledge.

Your lawyer doesn't have any suggestions of where to go?

[weekapaugjz]

Your lawyer doesn't have any suggestions of where to go?

he has a few calls out, waiting to hear back from people. not really a good time of the year to find someone in their office, especially a lawyer.

[spoon]

he has a few calls out, waiting to hear back from people. not really a good time of the year to find someone in their office, especially a lawyer.

well you have time, don't get so stressed to make this happen that fast and make the wrong call

it may be too new and the class action is yet to come...hell you may start the push and ads may be all over up there in the end

be patient and find the right counsel

if I may ask, what policy/how much do you have wrapped up in this to lose? How much of an impact do you think it will have on you/your money? the report you linked said they are short, not bankrupt.

[weekapaugjz]

well you have time.

not really, we have to file an objection to the court by 1/16

[spoon]

by the way, your hockey leagues sites are a fucking mess so I have no idea who you are, your stats and what team you're on


my team's site (the league) is really nicely done

they update it almost immediately and man we had a nice rebound win tonight

beat a team that took us to task just last week 6-3, to get back over .500

our goalie sucks and you'd never know by the stats bc our D is easily the tops in the league

we are very offensive light though since are top two guys are out long term with a back and knee injury respectively.

[spoon]

not really, we have to file an objection to the court by 1/16

that sounds like complete bullshit to me

how is that legal?